plague-doc-osha
plague-doc-osha
Plague Doctor
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Another OSHA department! We are the ones to call in supernatural, dark situations of which has gone bad. Feel free to send us an ask when in need. (This is a parody account and contains unreality.)
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plague-doc-osha · 2 years ago
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You might be right, there. Our business card is at the front desk.
Is the bubonic plauge edible? (Asking for a friend)
Yes, but only once. Maybe twice.
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plague-doc-osha · 2 years ago
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Yes, but your customers would become ours quite quickly.
Is the bubonic plauge edible? (Asking for a friend)
Yes, but only once. Maybe twice.
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plague-doc-osha · 2 years ago
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Is the bubonic plauge edible? (Asking for a friend)
Yes, but only once. Maybe twice.
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plague-doc-osha · 2 years ago
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Hm.
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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I think I have a cold, any advice?
Perhaps you can get a curse somewhere that forces you to stay healthy. Or just help your own immune system by taking rests and covering yourself in blankets, and consuming vitamin-filled things.
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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Do you still live
Yes, we indeed do. There simply has not been any engagement. We offer our services to those that seek it — we have no necessity to go out and find customers ourselves.
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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Yes indeed. Like we said, we couldn't die if we wanted to.
Do you still live
Yes, we indeed do. There simply has not been any engagement. We offer our services to those that seek it — we have no necessity to go out and find customers ourselves.
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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Do you still live
Yes, we indeed do. There simply has not been any engagement. We offer our services to those that seek it — we have no necessity to go out and find customers ourselves.
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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(ooc: btw sorry for the late responses i check this blog like once two decades)
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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We can lead ourselves, thanks. But if you really believe this is important, I'm free for you to try to change my mind.
finally, i found you
hay I was wondering if your service is free
(@rachaelformhr)
It can be! What do you need?
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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finally, i found you
hay I was wondering if your service is free
(@rachaelformhr)
It can be! What do you need?
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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Ah, no problem, worry not. I am Dr. Theodora.
(@retrieve-the-soulless)
"Oh? What's this? Could you be Estelle's little one?"
The brown-haired woman smiled. She looked to be in her 40s, and sonething about her seemed... off
Este— Ah, you mean Mother. Yes, I am. Can I help you?
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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Our department has multiple doctors in it, yes.
<Finally, someone with a proper fashion sense...>
Ahh, we thank your kindness.
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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Indeed,,
Ahem. Pleasure to meet you, Kerry.
(@retrieve-the-soulless)
"Oh? What's this? Could you be Estelle's little one?"
The brown-haired woman smiled. She looked to be in her 40s, and sonething about her seemed... off
Este— Ah, you mean Mother. Yes, I am. Can I help you?
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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(@retrieve-the-soulless)
"Oh? What's this? Could you be Estelle's little one?"
The brown-haired woman smiled. She looked to be in her 40s, and sonething about her seemed... off
Este— Ah, you mean Mother. Yes, I am. Can I help you?
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plague-doc-osha · 3 years ago
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<Finally, someone with a proper fashion sense...>
Ahh, we thank your kindness.
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plague-doc-osha · 4 years ago
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Oh, that's definitely abnormal. It moght be because of that.
"Holla th're thee'm Wicker" (from medieval-beekeeper-osha)
Ah? Hello!
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