he/they/any, at least 18, panromantic/curious but only for my pretty wife, adhd user, i love kirby talk to me (also a disgusting socialist-leaning person [not like too much? i am still on my journey of discovery as one can probably tell] so if you dont wanna see that uhhh idk i dont tag quick reblogs but i MIGHT start)
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person
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hey i have the same figure my wife bought it for me
I guess u can make gifs on tumblr now. Heres a meta knight figure on my desk
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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Ok, but what if Zero was planet sized?
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Following the anagram naming convention, toby fox should make a third game called “unrelated” that has nothing to do with undertale or deltarune and contains zero lore or references to them. It’s just a baseball simulator or something.
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ohhhhh i thought you meant the lambda sorry im so Dont Pay Attention

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This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media
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