The tumblr posts the government doesn't want you to see. I stream at twitch.tv/mitchfynde
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3M
Likes Per Post
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Reblog Per Post
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Reply Per Post
1K
Time Between Posts
9 days
Number of Posts By Type
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‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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I love my sex themed Tumblr dashboard. Just scrolling and every post is penis penis penis penis penis vagina vagina penis penis
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heart shaped forget-me-nots
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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Biblically accurate Skyler White: I fucked God.
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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We must be respectful of all languages
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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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