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Escape is futile, as he is eternal

your heart is mine <3

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Might be a bit too specific to my life lol

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Nut inside a goth girl call that a screampie 💀

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~Vampire 101~

Be flowy!

When you go out at night, at least one of the garments you choose to wear must have a certain wave, so that when you are stalking your prey you can *woosh* ominously as you turn a corner. Every movement must be accented by at least a small flutter. Big sleeves, long skirts, capes, trenchcoats, nightgowns and veils are but some of the myriad of options that lie at your fingertips.

Hair is also a good option to add flowiness to an outfit. Long and short hairstyles are both acceptable choices. Wether it be wild curls, flowing tresses or just a simple curtain bang.

If however you are one of those slicked back, leather or latex, skintight, sunglasses wearing types, FEAR NOT! You can still have adequate flow about you through movement. Using your fingers as though they were snakes, flicking your wrists or conjuring fog around your feet and floating everywhere you go (the fog is just for effect, so no worries if you havent mastered that skill yet) can all help to achieve the desired goal.

Hope this helps, my dear vamplings

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Goth equivalent to live laugh love

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Biting into the trapezius, rookie mistake. The hand placement looks good though, so i have high hopes for him.

I personally think that it’s best for beginners to start with a small pinprick or cut and drink from that. Easier to aim and can keep you from making a huge mess (trust me, been there).

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A post-medieval scale tang knife handle with inscription 'make you bleed' from the 17th - 18th century

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“Wow babe! How did you get them to grow?”

“I guess a fairy used her magic wand on them.”

“Haha you’re so whimsical, babe!”

“Yes… Whimsical..”

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔄𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔠 (x)

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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Take Me With You

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He looks like such a distinguished lil gentleman. He is asking the right questions and keeping and open yet critical mind. Society may think of him as a clown and dress him in that garb, but he knows the answers. He knows yet he does not tell. He lets sharpen our own minds and come to the right conclusions on our own.

And when we do, when we reach enlightenment, we will feel his mighty paw rest upon our shoulders. His strange yet familiar gaze will envelop us in a warm light and we too will don the ceremonial ruffled collar and hat. Waiting patiently for the other to join the circus.

just look at this little guy

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BEHOLD!!!!

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A scientific diagram