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OJ and JJ: Why Jean Jacket Let the Haywoods—Especially OJ—Get Away with More Than Anyone Else in “Nope”

I’ve seen Nope twice now. While everyone I saw it with enjoyed it, I heard a few cries of foul when it came to OJ and the others’ improbable good luck with all their near misses interacting with our favorite terrifying gulch-haunting UFO. I call foul back and say plot armor had nothing to do with it. Some luck, yeah, otherwise we’d have no protagonists. But that was hardly all.

Spoilers for Nope below

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how y’all feelin

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Gothic Propagation Stations and Trellis // Alchemist Storage

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I need to talk to someone about these robots NOW

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Press B to meow at fav bot

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A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

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blurry campaign 3 + text posts (i)

Laudna: Hot girl summer is over. It's time for scary woman winter.

Fearne: Your honor, I was just being a little silly.

Dorian: You wanna fight, huh? Okay, let's take this outside! The stars are so bright tonight. The moon looks so nice. Hold my hand.

Orym: Do I deserve back pain at this age?

Ashton: God, I hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny.

F.C.G.: What's the cheat code for stable mental health.

Imogen: You ever wake up from a dream like, "Damn, I guess I'm not coping with that as well as I thought I was."

Bertrand: While you were hitting the Juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, I died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. And my body was never found again.

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storm dragon.

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"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

"I can't drill the shit out of you without getting closer."

"Oh ho! Then come as close as you like."

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ew are you really a furry? i’ll unfollow if you’re a furry

my url is bara dragon

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Charon: Lone makes me feel things.

Butch: What things?

Charon: Feelings.

Butch: They make you feel feelings?

Charon: Yeah.

Butch: What a bastard.

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every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!

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um

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Fesh Pince of Blair

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*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*

*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*