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Log of Unexplained Locations

Foreword: This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low threat anomalous locations which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this document warrant securing and cover-up measures, none of them are closely enough tied to an underlying anomalous cause or considered a high enough containment or research priority to warrant full Special Containment Procedure documentation. This list may be used as a resource should knowledge of these locations become useful or necessary in the future. – Doctor ██████ █████, Head of Containment, Site ██

Unexplained Location UE-673264 Description School classroom where all geometric drawings have one fewer side than normal. Triangles have 2 sides but remain triangular, circles are points, and points [REDACTED] Date of Containment: 1984-06-24 Location: Room 4, St. Cedric's Primary School, Surrey, UK Security Protocol: Doors and windows bricked up, room fitted with intruder alarms.

Unexplained Location UE-941712 Description A sphere 5 meters in radius. All humans who are caught in the sphere spontaneously vocalize, in English, "boy, I wish I had a nice cold Pepsi right now" regardless of native language or knowledge of the Pepsi brand. Date of Containment: 1968-02-29 Location: In interplanetary space, static relative to the Sun at approximately the same altitude and inclination as the Earth. Security Protocol: Due to the difficulty of studying this area astronomically and the erratic nature of the affected locations, modeling software capable of predicting future affected locations is still in development. Currently, mentions of the above phrase are monitored on social media, with amnestics distributed at the discretion of security personnel.

Unexplained Location UE-404816 Description A 250493.29km² area encompassing the entire state of Michigan. All road work and/or road maintenance within this area take approximately 3 times longer to complete than what would normally be needed. Date of Containment: 1904-04-06 Location: Michigan, USA Security Protocol: None is currently needed, as residents of Michigan view it as a result of the state's unpredictable weather fluctuations.

Unexplained Location UE-656688 Description A small industrial shed where the internal temperature is at a constant -273°C (0 Kelvin). Date of Containment: 2017-01-24 Location: Ayr, Ayrshire, Scotland Security Protocol: Shed purchased by Foundation and is now used for cold storage and thermodynamic experiments.

Unexplained Location UE-867920 Description A treehouse behind an abandoned house. The words "SCP CLUBHOUSE" are carved into the wood. Inside are three boxes. The first box is labeled "106". A G.I. Joe's action figure crudely painted black is contained inside. The second box is labeled "682". The skeletal remains of a lizard are contained inside. The third box is labeled "999". A single cup of orange Jell-O is contained inside. Despite the possible containment breach this poses, nothing about the location is anomalous. Date of Containment: 2017-06-24 Location: Mississippi, USA Security Protocol: House and treehouse demolished. Boxes and contents are currently in storage. No further action is required.

Unexplained Location UE-537968 Description An area of approximately 27 square meters where fire cannot exist. Any existing fire will spontaneously extinguish when it enters the area, and no substances will ignite while in the area. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Yosemite National Park, California, USA. Security Protocol: Foundation outpost constructed over the area and disguised as a ranger station. Structure designated a non-smoking area.

Unexplained Location UE-345456 Description A 2m x 2m square of a swamp that causes an American bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeiana) to manifest on the top of the head of any human who enters it. This bullfrog vanishes upon exiting the area. Date of Containment: 2009-07-01 Location: ████████, Maryland Security Protocol: Property purchased and closed to the public.

Unexplained Location UE-807488 Description A sound stage dressed with polystyrene rocks, replica of the Saturn 5 landing module and greenscreen backdrop. Props are marked in an unknown script. Date of Containment: 1969-06-21 Location: Sea of Tranquility, Luna Security Protocol: Disinformation campaign (currently self-sustaining).

Unexplained Location UE-387168 Description A 4.9km square area of land, where the song "We Built This City" by Starship can be heard playing at ~115 decibels. The exact source of the music is unclear, but it appears to originate from the sky. The song repeats continuously, with no apparent end. Date of Containment: 19██-01-08 Location: Uninhabited land in south-western Libya, near the Algerian border. Security Protocol: Area cordoned off. Branded as toxic chemical waste site.

Unexplained Location UE-521392 Description An abandoned building where every five years, approximately 1,000 non-anomalous typewriters from the early 1900's materialize. All textual documentation about the building appears in 12pt Pica font. Date of Containment: 2016-02-08 Location: ████████ Security Protocol: The building has been restored. Typewriters are sold online from a closed internet connection after being checked for anomalies.

Unexplained Location UE-464176 Description A classroom located in Clayton High School, Tennessee. Looking through the windows of the classroom allows the viewer to see a large, amorphous black object in the sky outside the window. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Clayton, Tennessee, USA Security Protocol: Classroom barred from access under the cover story of asbestos contamination. Note: As of the 27th of July, 2016, the object appears to be getting either larger or closer to the window. Possible implications are unknown.

Unexplained Location UE-175936 Description A spherical area 5 meters in diameter. Any human subjects located inside the sphere will experience visual hallucinations, viewing any space outside the sphere as a real-time view of the Martian sky and surface. All effects cease when the subject leaves the sphere. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Cardiff, Wales. Security Protocol: "Stars and Constellations Planetarium" front company constructed around the anomaly. Anomalous location contained in a "Staff Only" area.

Unexplained Location UE-539040 Description An apartment in Australia. When objects which are either identified as vacuum cleaners or function as a vacuum cleaner enter the apartment, they then experience gravity at roughly one-hundredth its usual strength. This effect does not reverse upon leaving the apartment. Identified following news reports showing a man "gliding using a Roomba". Date of Containment: 2015-07-13 Location: Sydney, New South Wales Security Protocol: The apartment has been bought by a Foundation proxy company and is now inhabited by an agent.

Unexplained Location UE-826208 Description A kitchen of average make and size, attached to an Italian fine dining restaurant. Any dishes listed as 'vegetarian' on the menu will spontaneously partially transform into meat, even in cases where the corresponding non vegetarian dish would not have contained meat. Date of Containment: 2017-05-01 Location: Jamestown, NY, USA Security Protocol: The restaurant was purchased and is currently used as a Foundation front and fundraiser. The word 'vegetarian' on the menu has been replaced with all capital letters, with the exception of a lowercase letter 'L' to simulate a capital I.

Unexplained Location UE-252944 Description A 7.4 m x 9.2 m crater filled with a liquid of orange color. The liquid appears to be of the Fanta Orange company's recipe, and checks out as such when sampled. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Pandorae Fretum, Mars Security Protocol: NASA satellite imagery altered. Foundation personnel embedded within NASA are to redirect all missions planned and currently in operation away from the target area.

Unexplained Location UE-251872 Description An exact replica of the Disneyland USA theme park as it appeared on July 16, 1955, constructed entirely of steel. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: The Moon. Security Protocol: All NASA images and public photographs containing the location edited. Internet activity to be continually monitored for information leaks.

Unexplained Location UE-137440 Description A park including tennis courts, a play structure, and picnic area, with signs written in English. When exiting the park, if a subject leaves from the east entrance they will exit in ███████, CA, USA. Leaving from the west entrance deposits the subjects in front of an identical copy in ████████, Saitama, Japan. There is no west entrance in the Californian iteration and vice-versa. Date of Containment: ██05-██-██ Location: ███████, CA and ████████, Saitama Security Protocol: Both entrances have been closed for renovations, Foundation microfacility erected inside the park for shipping and security. Note: This zone has been used for years to transport objects, and we just made an entry now? - Dr. ███████

Unexplained Location UE-270592 Description The interior of an ████ brand wardrobe. This space has been revealed to be approximately 2500x bigger than would be expected given its exterior dimensions, and is inhabited by a number of species of saprophytic molds, believed to subsist on the wooden paneling bordering the area. This paneling is presumed to be of unlimited thickness, as borings have provided no reliable limit to its depth. Date of Containment: 2017-03-██ Location: Determined to exist solely in extradimensional space. Wardrobe entrance relocated to Site-34. Security Protocol: Due to the pathogenic nature of many fungi inside, entrance is restricted to personnel equipped with Mark-III respiration equipment. Currently used to hold non-perishable equipment.

Unexplained Location UE-194656 Description A set of approximately 78 stars in unknown locations that form a constellation that resembles the Foundation's main symbol (A large circle, with three distinct arrows pointing to the center). Despite this, the Founder and O5 Command have stated on multiple occasions that they designed the symbol before discovering this constellation. Date of Containment: 2015-02-23 Location: Directly south of the Gemini constellation. Security Protocol: Due to the extremely abstract nature of its depiction, no attempts have been made to contain the constellation.

Unexplained Location UE-731552 Description An irregular area ~2.3km in diameter, from where two suns are visible in the sky. Date of Containment: 1998-██-██ Location: Kharan Desert, Pakistan Security Protocol: Cordoning of region, explained by nuclear testing.

Unexplained Location UE-599472 Description A structure resembling an outdoor amphitheater, though lacking any form of seating. At irregular intervals, the curtain opens to reveal a group of robots with vaguely cephalopod appearances. These robots carry unidentified objects assumed to be musical instruments, and perform a tune on them before the curtain closes again. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Calisto, moon of Jupiter Security Protocol: Information suppressed. Foundation intends to send a rover to investigate when feasible. Note: Though our telescopes cannot actually hear the music, our attempts to recreate it from analysis of the visuals yielded results described as "pretty catchy."

Unexplained Location UE-809632 Description An apartment building. A different view of the skyline of Paris, France is visible from each window. All views include the Eiffel Tower. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Paris, Texas, United States Security Protocol: Building purchased, all former residents evicted and administered Class-A amnestics.

Unexplained Location UE-254016 Description A river which is missing a six meter segment. Testing has indicated that water will simply disappear at one point (Point Alpha) and reappear at another (Point Beta), with no evidence that the river exists in the six meter segment between the two points. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████████, India Security Protocol: The area has been surrounded by an electric fence, with signs warning against trespassing. Note: Analysis of the water flowing from Point Beta has revealed trace amounts of dust which appear to have originated on Earth's moon. MTF Gamma-4 is to be tasked with searching for any evidence of the missing segment on the Moon.

Unexplained Location UE-689840 Description A 2.23 meter by 2.23 meter square area of ground. Once a human has stood on this area for 5 or more minutes, all humans encountering the subject for the next 120 hours will experience the olfactory hallucination that the subject smells of strawberries. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Plant City, Florida Security Protocol: A strawberry field is planted over the area and is sustained by the Foundation front company "Strawberry and Cantaloupe Plantations."

Unexplained Location UE-405888 Description An island in the South Pacific Ocean, independent of other island chains. Highest elevation 2054 m, area 12.5 km². Known to have regular volcanic eruptions, but the resulting flow is a water solution of sodium acetate, carbon dioxide, and FD&C Red 40. A sound similar to that of a child's laughter can be heard during eruption events. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ██°██' S, ███°██' E Security Protocol: Area stricken from maps and patrolled to prevent people from approaching. Due to the remoteness of the anomaly, further action is unneeded.

Unexplained Location UE-943856 Description A large grove of evergreen trees located at a high altitude. Plant life and inorganic material produce liquids anomalously. Disturbance of soil has resulted in the production of goat or cow milk, and striking rocks in the area has caused them to produce water. Pine trees in the area produce wine from their bark instead of sap. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mount █████████, Greece Security Protocol: The area has been designated as a national wildlife sanctuary for a rare species of squirrel, and entry by civilians has been forbidden, with infrasonic repellents and a guard placed at the sole entrance to the grove.

Unexplained Location UE-346528 Description A 4m x 5m x 10m x 7m area of space in which all objects appear to exist in four spatial dimensions. Date of Containment: 2014-05-17 Location: Santa Cruz de Tenerife, the Canary Islands, Spain. Security Protocol: A warehouse has been constructed around the location, and at least three guards are to remain on site at all times in order to monitor and guard it.

Unexplained Location UE-271664 Description Both UE-271664-A and UE-271664-B are public restrooms located at two different gas stations in different countries. Both are constructed of the same materials in the same dimensions, and contain the same brands of toilets, sinks, and other bathroom fixtures. When an inanimate object weighing less than 2 kilograms is dropped on the floor in one bathroom, it will immediately disappear and reappear in the other bathroom in the same location. Date of Containment: 2012-04-04 Location: Portland, Oregon (-A) and Liverpool, England (-B) Security Protocol: Both locations have been locked up under the guise of being storage rooms, and new, non-anomalous bathrooms have been constructed. Standard Low-Threat Monitoring (LTM) equipment has been installed to detect re-emergence of anomaly.

Unexplained Location UE-883424 Description An irregular volume ~500x300x250m, where only medieval French can be spoken. Attempts to speak other languages result in inability to exhale. Date of Containment: 2001-07-03 Location: ~1500m above 23°N, 271°W Security Protocol: Air flights redirected to avoid anomaly.

Unexplained Location UE-327808 Description A country ranch. All buildings on the ranch and all matter contained inside them are an undifferentiated blue. Despite the lack of shading, color, and opacity contrast, humans are fully capable of discerning shapes and form within the affected areas, occasionally to a greater extent than they can outside the anomaly. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Fallon, Nevada. Security Protocol: Ranch purchased and closed to the public. Satellite images of the ranch edited.

Unexplained Location UE-675408 Description Room 202 of ██████ High School. Entering this room would cause freshman student █████ ██████ to turn completely invisible, though his gut flora and all other microbes on his body, along with items on his person, would still be visible. This effect would cease upon exit. Date of Containment: 2012-09-09 Location: Bangor, Maine, USA Security Protocol: All witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics. Arrangements were made for ██████'s father to be offered a financially lucrative job in Albany, New York, causing the █████ family to move. Both he and Room 202 were placed under observation for five years; no new anomalies were discovered during this period.

Unexplained Location UE-193584 Description An underground mine (about 2 kilometers deep) where it is constantly raining. The mine does not flood. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Arizona, through the edge of Utah. Security Protocol: All entrances blocked off, signs that state "Dangerous! Mines still active!"

Unexplained Location UE-177008 Description A wooden shed in the middle of a field in ████, Iowa. Anything entering the door of the shed is transported to a hallway in the basement level of Site-35. Date of Containment: 1999-06-14 Location: ████, Iowa Security Protocol: 5 meter area around the shed barricaded with barbed-wire fence. Signs posted containing memetic amnestic agents to prevent unauthorized access. Site-35 personnel have been notified of the possible threat to security and additional security measures have been installed on-site.

Unexplained Location UE-601616 Description An unnamed island (0.44 km²) in the Baltic Sea completely devoid of animal life. Land animals introduced to the island gradually lose survival impetus and typically die of dehydration within days. On initial containment, human subjects developed a flat affect within 15 minutes of exposure and became unresponsive to stimuli within two hours. A single subject eventually recovered when removed within 16 hours, although 50% of subjects failed to recover after 4.25 hours exposure (and expired without medical life support). This effect has decreased over time and as of 2018, these thresholds are estimated to have nearly doubled since initial testing. Date of Containment: 1944-05-08 Location: 54°57' N 15°32' E Security Protocol: Island is to be listed on nautical charts as a NATO weapons testing facility and to be surrounded by a 2 km exclusion zone. The Global Occult Coalition shall enforce the security cordon in accordance with the Köln Agreement. Note: Additional information concerning this location is classified 3/3457/Broken Horizon.

Unexplained Location UE-540112 Description A roughly spheroid area, 10 m in radius, in which no water exists. A 5 m tall statue, depicting a humanoid with lepidopteran features, is located in its exact center. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: 5000 m below sea level, ██°██'██.█"N ██°██'██.██"E Security Protocol: Due to its isolated location, minimal security is necessary. Any expeditions to this depth of the ocean are to be redirected at least one kilometer away.

Unexplained Location UE-868992 Description An area measuring roughly 10 m x 20 m x 17 m in which the effects of gravity are reversed. Entering the area causes an object to "fall" upwards until exiting the area 17 m above. However, since this would typically cause the subject to fall downwards, most objects become trapped in a cycle of exiting and reentering the space until managing to force their way towards the edges. Date of Containment: 1999-09-17 Location: Iquique, Iquique Province, Chile Security Protocol: A warehouse has been built around the location. At least two guards are to monitor it at all times.

Unexplained Location UE-691984 Description A hospital. Security cameras will occasionally display humanoid entities possessing fatal injuries. Entities will stare at the camera, only moving to avoid interaction with others present in the room. These entities are not visible in the room and can only be seen through the cameras. After approximately five hours, entities will demanifest. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Farmington, NM, USA Security Protocol: Staffed by Foundation personnel, appearance of all manifestations is logged in Document UL-██-A.

Unexplained Location UE-118720 Description An empty, cement schoolyard where every other year small-scale natural disasters occur. Disasters do not appear to be tangible, and have included a sandstorm and tornado. Date of Containment: 2017-06-21 Location: ██████████ Elementary School, ██, US Security Protocol: School has been purchased by the Foundation. Due to be torn down and blocked off from the public under guise of a violation of code involving proximity to power lines. Children and teachers amnesticized.

Unexplained Location UE-14894 Description A small water park which houses a long black tube water slide labeled “The Black Hole”. Anything that enters the “The Black Hole” appears to exit through any other tube-like water slide in the park; the exit slide appears to be random. Date of Containment: 2017-01-16 Location: British Columbia, Canada Security Protocol: The park was purchased by the Foundation and labeled “The Black Hole” as under construction. Anybody who attempts or successfully enters “The Black Hole” are to be administered Class A amnestics and escorted out of the park.

Unexplained Location UE-542256 Description A "Haunted Manor" theme park ride inhabited and operated by entities that claim to be ghosts. Entities are non-hostile and only wish to scare and entertain. Entities will attempt to keep their sentience a secret voluntarily. Date of Containment: 1967-03-12 (Public access granted 1969-08-09) Location: Buena Vista Lake, FL, USA Security Protocol: Due to high public knowledge of the building's existence, but not of the anomalous property, and financial backing and investment of the █████ corporation, the building must be under constant watch, and a stock of Class B amnestics be kept on site should secrecy be lost, and cover story A-13298, "False Rumor", be spread. The site should be condemned and demolished afterward.

Unexplained Location UE-928135 Description An approximately circular area of land, with a diameter measuring ~4.5 km. The area will appear on any digital geographic modeling system as a real-time representation of an inhabited village, with a confirmed population in excess of 2000 individual members. All inhabitants seem to be fully sentient, but unaware of the nature of their existence. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Herefordshire, England Security Protocol: The area around the location is to be heavily monitored, and the area itself has been designated as landfill and waste processing. All major digital maps have been altered to avoid rendering the location.

Unexplained Location UE-1072 Description A small town in Belarus. At approximately 13:30, between 1 and 124 residents will sing "Rosanna" by Toto. Instrumental portions will be mimicked by the affected residents. Subjects show no memory of this event. Date of Containment: 2013-04-13 Location: ██████████, Belarus Security Protocol: No less than 2 researchers are to be kept in the town to observe effects. No further action is to be taken at this time.

Unexplained Location UE-815582 Description A small one story house. Sand continually flows in five-centimeter wide paths from underneath the doors of the rooms connected to the hallway - including a bathroom and two bedrooms - to other doors. No sand has ever been located or detected within the rooms. Date of Containment: 2010-08-24 Location: Miami, Florida Security Protocol: A single agent has been assigned to live in the house full-time and observe the anomaly for changes.

Unexplained Location UE-479680 Description A housing estate measuring 50m x 35m, designed by Architect ███ █████ in 1986 but never inhabited. It is constructed in five spatial dimensions, explorations revealing paradoxical but consistent geometry. Date of Containment: 1987-02-06 Location: ██████████, Scotland Security Protocol: Purchased, and infrasonic repellents installed. Demolition request denied. ███ █████ now designated POI-5536.

Unexplained Location UE-732624 Description A small shed where a strong odor of decaying bodies is permanently present. The odor can not be perceived outside the shed, and does not cling to clothing or other objects after they have been removed from the location. Date of Containment: 2008-09-06 Location: 4.3 km directly north of ████████, Sweden Security Protocol: Location purchased by the Foundation and walls constructed. Perimeter alarms installed on 09/24/2008.

Unexplained Location UE-865776 Description A circular area approximately 46 meters in diameter. Gravity in this area does not conform to regular laws or models, lessening and partially reversing at points. Date of Containment: 1945-██-██ Location: Santa Cruz, California Security Protocol: Due to public popularity at the time of the confirmation of anomalous activity, location permitted to continue operating as "The Mystery Spot", a local tourist attraction. Every several years, theories are to be leaked through the scientific community as to possible causes for the anomaly, such as optical illusions or geographical positioning.

Unexplained Location UE-866848 Description A 5m x 5m x 5m wood cabin with a single 1m x 2m closed window located in the center of one of the sides. No other windows or doors can be found on any other side. It is possible to see a humanoid figure standing in the middle of the area of the cabin with a single light bulb hanging on the ceiling, illuminating the figure. The figure doesn't move and the light bulb doesn't seem to be connected to any power source, although it is powered at all times. Date of Containment: 2001-02-27 Location: ████████, South Sudan, Africa. Security Protocol: Surrounding area is fenced off with two security cameras placed at one of the fences, facing the windowed wall.

Unexplained Location UE-463104 Description A 6 square foot patch of land that is always shaded. It appears in the middle of a field with no sign of any objects that obstruct light. It does not shade people who enter, and only affects the ground. Date of Containment: 19██-09-27 Location: Granville, Ohio, USA Security Protocol: A Foundation-managed horse farm is currently surrounding the anomaly. A sign stating it is private property is kept outside of it.

Unexplained Location UE-328880 Description A 3m x 3m area of empty land. Area is suspected to be void of light, appearing to be completely black from within the area. Whether or not the area is actually devoid of light is undetermined, due to difficulty of observation. Date of Containment: 2005-07-08 Location: Forsyth, Georgia Security Protocol: Surrounding area is fenced off and disguised as a stud farm. One Foundation Agent is to be stationed in a house near the premises.

Unexplained Location UE-466320 Description A small indoor paintball field. Carrying a paintball marker inside the field causes a Heads-Up-Display containing an aiming reticle and score tracker to appear inside the wielder's vision. Date of Containment: 2002-03-04 Location: Multnomah County, Oregon, USA Security Protocol: Property purchased and closed to the public. All former employees and visitors administered Class-A Amnestics. Occasionally used for staff birthday parties due to Site-64 proximity.

Unexplained Location UE-59360 Description A 3m x 3m x 3m area. Despite the surrounding temperature, there will always be 30 cm of snow on the ground. The snow cannot be brought out of the area. Date of Containment: 2016-02-04 Location: Mojave Desert, Nevada, United States Security Protocol: A 4m x 4m x 4m steel room has been set up around the perimeter.

Unexplained Location UE-314448 Description A small town in Madagascar where any long time resident (10+ years) will spontaneously combust if they do not eat 5 kilograms of peanuts annually. This will not affect the resident if they are allergic to peanuts. Date of Containment: 2013-05-29 Location: Ambondromamy, Boeny, Madagascar Security Protocol: The town and surrounding area have been crop-dusted with Class-A amnesiac, locals have been given a strong government backing to invest in peanut crop production.

Unexplained Location UE-179152 Description A ~15 x 19.5 x 17 meters area in Northeast England where no sound above ~2 decibels can be heard or recorded. Date of Containment: ██-██-20██ Location: Penrith, England Security Protocol: Building constructed around the area with an agent stationed permanently in a nearby farmhouse. Site currently used for sound experiments and low-level sound anomaly storage. Note: Very calming. -Dr. Lisiewicz

Unexplained Location UE-616048 Description A stretch of beach from which a constantly repeating atomic explosion is visible. No sound or radiation is produced, and the explosion is not visible from any other location. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Bikini Atoll, Marshall Islands Security Protocol: Area cordoned off, and kept under constant surveillance.

Unexplained Location UE-121936 Description An indoor paintball arena on █████████ Ave. Any amount of persons who enter and set up a standard paintball are joined by 4 male military style personnel (two per team). The men will give accurate and useful tactical instruction and advice to each team in order to achieve swift victory for their respected team. Date of Containment: 05-19-20██ Location: ███████, Pennsylvania, United States Security Protocol: Building and property were properly purchased and closed to the public under the report that rats had infested the "party area". Suggestion to use the location as an MTF training facility is pending approval. Note: Accepted. - Dr. Gears

Unexplained Location UE-828352 Description Standard school classroom in which time passes 2x slower (e.g 30 seconds = 60 seconds etc.). Location was previously designated as a detention room. Date of Containment: 2017-05-02 Location: Downlands Community School, West Sussex, UK Security Protocol: Area cordoned off by Ofsted Foundation recovery team. Labelled as "unsafe". Note: Poor students. - Dr. Lewis-Wood

Unexplained Location UE-348672 Description A 25m x 25m square area of rural countryside. Any breed of dog Canis lupus familiaris in the area will proceed to emit a sound similar to the popular TV character Pingu’s "noot" at approximately ~110 decibels whenever they bark. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████ district, Derbyshire UK Security Protocol: Area cordoned off and labelled as unstable ground with hidden security cameras in bushes around the area to monitor if the area's effects spread.

Unexplained Location UE-613904 Description A street where any noise perceived by humans or electronic devices is followed exactly two seconds afterwards by an exact copy of the sound. The echo effect does not extend to sounds caused by the echo effect. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ██████ ██, Surat, India. Security Protocol: Road blocked off and removed from maps.

Unexplained Location UE-178080 Description A room where all objects placed inside seem to be replaced by English words describing them. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ██████ Library, London, England Security Protocol: ██████ Library purchased by the Foundation and now closed to the public.

Unexplained Location UE-676480 Description An area of roughly 7km² in which all precipitation takes the form of specimens of the Indian Red Scorpion (Hottentotta tamulus). Specimens are nonanomalous and instances which survive the fall typically perish due to inclement weather conditions. Date of Containment: 2007-10-17 Location: ██ km south of Area-██, Ellsworth Land, Antarctica Security Protocol: Due to its isolated location and relatively rare occurrence, minimal security is necessary. Outpost A██-02 has been established to allow for remote monitoring.

Unexplained Location UE-735840 Description An underground hot spring with a constant surface temperature of approximately 98° Celsius. Of note is that the spring is not connected to any underground water system, and does not extend deeper than ~12 meters. The water in the spring is anomalously replenished at a rate of 0.3 cubic meters per minute if drained below normal water level. The spring is home to multiple previously-unknown non-anomalous species of thermophilic archaea. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████████, CO, USA Security Protocol: The Foundation has purchased 24 acres of land surrounding the hot spring and built a private cabin there, with the cave entrance disguised with a storage shed. The property has been fenced off from backcountry hiking and skiing, and two personnel are stationed at the cabin to perform research on the spring's native microbial life.

Unexplained Location UE-600544 Description An area of exactly 50 cubic meters that contains 20 marble statues, similar in style to constructions from the Renaissance period, which are only visible from within the anomaly. Statues cannot be removed from the area by any known means, though they themselves are not considered anomalous. Date of Containment: 1957-08-10 Location: Near Milan, Italy Security Protocol: Land around location purchased, small museum constructed and staffed by foundation personnel. The location is open to the public as a gallery of little known sculptors from the Renaissance period, who are Foundation fabrications.

Unexplained Location UE-690912 Description An apartment where loud screams can be heard by those under 12 whenever they try to sleep in the beds. The screams are said to come from under the beds, and cause those who hear it to believe that monsters are under the beds. Date of Containment: 2013-09-08 Location: New York, NY. Security Protocol: Apartment blocked off with tape. Tenants given refunds and amnesticized.

Unexplained Location UE-315520 Description An elevator affixed to the ice with a placard above the doors that bear the words, "Department of Abnormalities". The doors themselves appear to have been welded shut and the button panel has been altered to no longer function. Date of Containment: 2019-██-██ Location: Antarctica Security Protocol: Area cordoned off and kept under constant surveillance.

Unexplained Location UE-197872 Description A one-story ranch-style house. The walls of the house are integrated with a rudimentary circulatory and respiratory system; these systems maintain approximately 4000 human noses located on the walls. These noses have been observed inhaling and exhaling, and do not appear to require nutrition. DNA taken from the noses has not connected them with any person recorded in the Foundation genetic database. Date of Containment: 2007-03-29 Location: Milton, Florida, United States Security Protocol: The home has been purchased by a Foundation front company, and is currently inhabited by two security agents. Any unidentified persons approaching the house are to be apprehended, interviewed, and amnesticized.

Unexplained Location UE-117648 Description A 2,700-acre campground. Every two weeks over ██ individuals will enter the campground for two days (between the ██th of ████ and the ██th of ████), what these individuals accomplish whilst inside the campground are unknown, as any information pertaining to the location is obscured and/or falsified. Attempts to enter the location during this two day time period have proven difficult, as any person/s entering the location who isn't a part of the original group of subjects who originally entered, will appear to go missing. Photographs sent from Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats") have been blurred and obscured immensely, however; the only photograph which has been proven somewhat identifiable contains the remnants of a large owl statue. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Monte Rio, California Security Protocol: A fence has been constructed around the perimeter of the observed effects. No personnel are to enter the campgrounds during the two day period. Any public individual attempting to enter the location will be arrested on sight, this same principle is to be applied to any subject attempting to enter during the two day period.

Unexplained Location UE-485040 Description A small ice skating rink located in Fairbanks, Alaska. There appears to be people drowning under the ice despite there being no way the people could have gone there. New individuals appear every ten hours. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Fairbanks, Alaska Security Protocol: Ice skating rink bought and closed off to the public. Rink guarded until further notice.

Unexplained Location UE-811776 Description A standard-sized wooden dog kennel, containing a small dog blanket inside. Within the kennel resides an incorporeal entity that appears to be roughly a canine. It behaves in a manner similar to that of a domestic canine. Date of Containment: 2011-08-27 Location: Houston, Texas, USA Security Protocol: An infrared camera was installed inside of the structure to track the behavior of the entity inside. Researchers are to report to the location daily to play with it to keep it cooperative.

Unexplained Location UE-892000 Description A small beehive containing anomalous chocolate-producing stingless bees, located on a cultivated Theobroma cacao tree beside the parking lot of Site-19 Facility 23. The beehive was not noted to have existed prior to containment and the bees have been designated under the Foundation's expanded biological kingdom classification as Melipona cocoa. Date of Containment: 2019-██-██ Location: ███████, USA Security Protocol: As the bees are of the stingless variety and are limited to Foundation interaction only, no active security measures are needed to protect them from the public. Note: Researchers are advised not to disturb the bees without an adequate research proposal, as the bees are currently the only known colony of their species. If any researchers are caught attempting to steal chocolate from the beehive, they will be severely disciplined. - Facility Director Arthur Hackett

Unexplained Location UE-4288 Description A 5.10 sq km (1.97 sq mi) area located at approximately 40°28′49″[REDACTED] and 84°37′46″[REDACTED] where unexplained weather phenomena occur or, in most notable cases, do not occur. An example of this includes an instance in 2011 when the neighboring town of [REDACTED] was hit by two tornadoes, while the anomalous area experienced mild winds. A similar occurrence happened as recently as 2017. Residents of the area have nicknamed the phenomenon "The [REDACTED] Bubble" and are accustomed to the relative safety the "Bubble" provides. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], Ohio, USA Security Protocol: Currently, two Field Agents and their families have taken up residence in the area under the guise of local law enforcement in order to monitor the "Bubble" and its potentially hazardous influences on the surrounding towns. They are also to report all hazardous weather phenomena that occur solely within the area's boundaries.

Unexplained Location UE-6432 Description An intersection where cars can only turn right. Turning the steering wheel of any car causes said car to turn right, regardless of the actual direction it is turned. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Osaka, Japan Security Protocol: The intersection has been closed off to the public. Due to its close proximity with Site-04, experimentation on this location is ongoing.

Unexplained Location UE-525680 Description The [REDACTED] Memorial Library's third floor at Ohio [REDACTED] University may experience anomalous time-traveling phenomena. It is rumored amongst students that the large potted vine plant located in the center of the library's third floor causes time to pass quicker for students the closer they are to the aforementioned plant. Students who have attempted to study or write papers on the third floor have lamented on having spent hours there while accomplishing only about thirty (30) minutes worth of work. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED] OH, USA Security Protocol: Approval for follow-up research on the potentially anomalous properties of the third floor plant is currently pending.

Unexplained Location UE-277024 Description A patch of land that, when a subject enters, a wooden chair will manifest at a random location less than 7 meters away from said subject. If a subject then tries to sit on the chair, it will rapidly disintegrate into sand. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mojave Desert Security Protocol: The area was fenced off and is being guarded by security personnel from nearby Site-22.

Unexplained Location UE-201088 Description A small mountain in the Australian Tweed Range. Plant life and topography in areas of the mountain not under direct human observation will occasionally rearrange to create fake hiking trails leading to dead ends or drop-offs. Date of Containment: 1994-07-25 Location: Tweed Range, New South Wales, Australia Security Protocol: Australian National Parks and Wildlife Service convinced to ban hiking in the area due to pre-existing indigenous significance.

Unexplained Location UE-695200 Description A restroom in which on every April 1, the toilets will squirt cold water as one defecates. Toilet paper also will sometimes be replaced with sandpaper. Date of Containment: 1987-██-██ Location: Site-17 Security Protocol: A warning sign has been placed to inform staff that the restroom will be unavailable on April 1. The doors to the restroom are to be locked until the next day.

Unexplained Location UE-66864 Description A large building that, when viewed from a distance of over 100 meters, will appear to be a large kangaroo. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Sapporo, Japan Security Protocol: A large barricade was built around the building and is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-97.

Unexplained Location UE-578521 Description A walkway where walking and running is impossible. All attempts to either walk or run will be held back by an unknown force. Currently, the only known means of moving on the walkway are hopping or rolling on one's side. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Ulleung-do, South Korea Security Protocol: A small Foundation outpost was built over the walkway. It is currently intact and is occasionally used for recreational purposes.

Unexplained Location UE-468464 Description A point above the sea where a note written on a 10cm by 6cm piece of printing paper materializes approximately every hour. The note contains the following text (translated from Korean):

I’ll be back in an hour. — Maria Jones, Director, RAISA

The point moves vertically to stay approximately one meter above the surface of the water. Edit: Following land reclamation on ████-██-██, the point is currently located on land. Site-101 has been extended to the location. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Site-101, Dangjin, South Korea Security Protocol: All recovered notes are to be inspected and incinerated.

Unexplained Location UE-254301 Description A D-Class holding cell that, when entered, a male can be heard sobbing from an unknown source. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Site-44 Security Protocol: An exorcism was performed and no activity has been reported since. Deemed neutralized and the entry has been archived. Note: The cell formerly housed D-8219 ("█████ ████"), who was repeatedly exposed to SCP-███. Residual haunting has been noted on its file.

Unexplained Location UE-50014 Description Fifteen solitary confinement cells located within Block-█ of the █████-State Penitentiary which are unable to be illuminated by any known means. Date of Containment: 19██-06-04 Location: █████, U.S.A. Security Protocol: Site is currently used by MTF-████ to hold persons of interest.

Unexplained Location UE-337211 Description A patch of land shaped like a five-pointed star with a golden tint. When facing Earth, the words “Good Job!” are visible on the surface. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Deimos Security Protocol: The location is being edited out of NASA-released footage of Deimos. Foundation web crawlers are monitoring the internet for civilian footage.

Unexplained Location UE-679696 Description A diverging railroad track with a lever-operated switch. When more than 5 people enter the area around the track, the people will instantly demanifest and remanifest in the following positions:

The person nearest to the lever will remanifest next to the lever.

One other person will be tied to the branching track.

All others will be tied to the main track.

After completing manifestation, an unidentified trolley will manifest on the track before the switch and will start moving forwards at a speed that is always fast enough to kill everyone tied to the main track. Apparently, in cases where more than ten people are tied to the main track, pulling the lever will derail the trolley. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Oxford, United Kingdom Security Protocol: The area has been closed off to the public, and the track was jammed to prevent further casualties.

Unexplained Location UE-676523 Description A large 16m by 9m rectangular patch of land covered with an unknown species of gray cyanobacteria that are able to change their brightness rapidly. An HDMI cable is present on one corner of the area. Normally, the arrangement is random and mimics TV static. When the cable is plugged in, the bacteria will act as a large black-and-white screen. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Duluth, Georgia Security Protocol: The area is being secured by assigned personnel.

Unexplained Location UE-492018 Description A circular crater containing two large snakes of an unknown species, one significantly shorter than the other. The tails of the snakes are glued to the center of the crater and are therefore unable to move out of it. Both snakes slowly rotate clockwise inside the crater at constant speeds. The longer snake rotates once every hour, and the shorter snake rotates once every twelve hours. Date of Containment: 1972-04-27 Location: Apollo 17 Landing Site Security Protocol: Information expunged from public records. Foundation web crawlers are monitoring various sources for civilian telescope footage of the area.

Unexplained Location UE-922910 Description Each year, in Boston Harbor on December 17 at 2:00 AM, a large vacuum sealed crate will appear floating in the water. The crate is made of an unknown metal and contains various teas. If not collected from the water by 2:30 AM, a tentacle only visible using infrared cameras will collect the crate. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Boston, Massachusetts, USA Security Protocol: Agents are to arrive at Boston Harbor on December 17 to collect the crate. The crate is to be reported as lost cargo to anyone that inquires about it and amnestics are to be used when necessary. Note: No crates have manifested since December 17, 2002. Anomaly has been deemed neutralized and archived.

Unexplained Location UE-139584 Description A 424,074 km² area encompassing the entirety of the state of California as well as the town of ██████████, New Jersey in which calling the phone number "867-5309" will result in cardiac arrest exactly 7 days later. This anomaly is not known to have occurred at any time earlier than █████ ██th, 1997. Date of Containment: 1997-██-██ Location: California and ██████████, New Jersey Security Protocol: Memetic agents have been placed within local media outlets (newspapers, radio stations, billboards, etc.) which strongly dissuade anyone from activating the anomalous effects. Foundation agents placed within phone companies are currently attempting to make calling this number impossible.

Unexplained Location UE-211180 Description Pedestrian crossing on █████ Street, a high-traffic road adjacent to █████ █████ Primary School. Anomaly is observed when crossing the road at the location and looking eastward. If a car is approaching, an indistinct humanoid figure manifests approximately 300 meters from the location. The figure runs onto the road in front of the car's headlights and reacts as if about to be run over, then disappears upon impact. Drivers do not see or react to the figure. Anomaly generally reported in low-light conditions (early morning, twilight, rainy weather, etc.). Exact frequency of occurrence is unknown. The highest number of sightings in a day is ███ on 1999-██-██, when █████ █████ students left the school grounds en masse to investigate rumours of a 'ghost'. Resulting disruption to school activities and traffic incidents brought the location to the Foundation's attention. Date of Containment: 2000-██-██ Location: Perth, Australia Security Protocol: Pedestrian crossing moved ███ meters from prior location under cover story of road improvements. Students and staff given counseling, medical attention and Class-B amnestics where necessary; drivers compensated for damage. No further sightings reported.

Unexplained Location UE-223462 Description An area of farmland spreading across 100 acres. If one were to enter the area, they will suffer a severe third degree burn on any exposed part of the skin, regardless of temperature, weather, and health of the person. Date of Containment: 1998-5-29 Location: Tifton, ████, USA. Security Protocol: A two story house has been built in the middle of the land while the surrounding area is fenced off with a sign saying: "TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT."

Unexplained Location UE-596962 Description Otherwise ordinary hotel in which doors seldom connect to the expected rooms, instead connecting to other rooms seemingly at random. For reasons that have yet to be discovered, this effect only occurs when entering a room that is not otherwise occupied. Leaving a room leads to the hallway directly outside the room, leading many of those affected to believe nothing unusual has occurred. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Paris, France Security Protocol: The hotel has been bought by the Foundation under a front company and is closed to the public. A cover story that the building requires extensive renovations to fit the needs of new management has been circulated.

Unexplained Location UE-678306 Description A massive empty house seemingly in perfect condition. All persons in its proximity consider ever buying, selling, desecrating, or entering it to be completely unthinkable. Affected are always incapable of realizing the illogic in this, no matter the circumstances. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Boston, Massachusetts, USA Security Protocol: The location is benign, and its nature ensures no amnestic application is needed. Body mics and cameras on personnel in the area are configured to automatically record when in proximity for survey purposes.

Unexplained Location UE-875585 Description A floor of a residential building where a pancake is perpetually present. The pancake cannot be removed by any known means, and removing the portion of the floor directly underneath the pancake will result in the pancake attaching onto the nearest undamaged floor until the original floor is restored. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], AZ Security Protocol: The building has been bought and is being secured by personnel from a nearby site.

Unexplained Location UE-314607 Description Room ██ on floor █ of ███ Hotel is 1/2in wider than external measurements would permit. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ███, USA Security Protocol: Room is to be continually marked as under maintenance and access is to be denied.

Unexplained Location UE-527824 Description A book that is permanently fixed to the ground. The book appears to be thicker than it is wide, and scans have concluded that the entire book consists of approximately 10,000,000 pages. Only the front 1,000 pages are accessible from the surface. The contents of the book appear to be made of nonsensical combinations of English words. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Edmonton, Canada Security Protocol: The book was covered with a rock and bolted to the ground to deter civilian access.

Unexplained Location UE-812848 Description A 9x15m room that can only be entered through a toilet in the second floor bathroom of the ██ Building in ███, Seoul, South Korea. The room itself is located on the side of a minor unnamed hill in northern Alaska, and appears to be completely sealed from the outside via 2cm thick stainless steel plating. The inside of the room is furnished to look like a stereotypical American living room, with the exception of a ladder leading from the floor to an opening in the ceiling of the room connected to the toilet entrance. Electrical appliances within the room appear to be powered through anomalous means. Date of Containment: 19██-██-██ Location: ███, Seoul, South Korea and ██████, Alaska, United States Security Protocol: The bathroom containing the toilet entrance has been sealed permanently, and the room has been covered in dirt. Both locations are being guarded by security personnel.

Unexplained Location UE-947072 Description A small suburban home in which a 42 second segment of the song Völlig Losgelöst by Peter Schilling can be heard playing at a volume of 162.5 Decibels. Despite the incredibly high volume, the sound can not be heard outside of the house. The sound seems to be coming from somewhere in the kitchen, but the exact source has not been located. Date of Containment: 1999-01-07 Location: ████████ ██ ██, Spain Security Protocol: The house was purchased on 1999-01-07 and perimeter alarms were installed. An agent from the nearby Site-██ will be dispatched to administer amnestics in the unlikely event of intrusion.

Unexplained Location UE-9648 Description A traditional thatched cottage of local design. Previously used as a shelter by locals, whenever the structure and the immediately surrounding area is left uninhabited, it relocates seemingly at random. No other anomalous effect has been discovered. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████████, County Mayo, Ireland. Security Protocol: It is currently used as a holiday home for Foundation employees who show outstanding commitment to work. The schedule has been organized such as that the structure is never uninhabited, thus preventing it from relocating.

Unexplained Location UE-471680 Description A door in [REDACTED] High School, Anglesey, Wales that when opened goes into the lobby of the [REDACTED] Museum in Kingston Upon Hull, England. Date of Containment: 2019-09-25 Location: ████████, Anglesey, Wales Security Protocol: The entrance has been sealed off and disguised as an electrical outlet. Any subjects who had reportedly stepped through the door have been questioned before receiving Class-A amnesiac. No further action has been taken.

Unexplained Location UE-528896 Description An area of land that, when entered, will cause all serotonin molecules to exit the body through anomalous means. Once a sufficient amount of serotonin has been collected, sand will rise from the ground and combine with said serotonin to form a cloud-like formation in the air. When observed for a period exceeding 5 hours, the cloudlike formation will collapse into a small rotating disk, and the central mass will start emitting light. After approximately 10 hours of observation, the disk will collapse even further into small concentrated spheres of serotonin-sand matter orbiting a large central mass. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mojave Desert Security Protocol: Area has been fenced off and is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-44.

Unexplained Location UE-141728 Description A large metallic sphere with an approximate radius of 74m protruding from the side of a mountain. Due to its antimemetic properties, directly viewing the sphere will cause an inability to notice the anomaly, and said viewer will consider the sphere a natural part of the mountain. However, the effect does not extend to photographs of the area. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Indonesia Security Protocol: Covered with additional antimemetic shielding to make the effect extend to photographs. Existing records were expunged from the internet.

Unexplained Location UE-948144 Description An area of roughly 0.6km² wherein any moving solid object produces a faded and intangible afterimage which persists for █ minutes and ██ seconds following initial apparition. Date of Containment: 03/12/1977 Location: ██°██' N, ███°██' E, Mongolia Security Protocol: Secured as part of nearby Site-██. Area used as firing range by on-site security and assigned MTF units for training purposes.

Unexplained Location UE-731563 Description A circular area of land with an approximate radius of eight meters where the ground is made of solid graphite mixed with a small amount of clay. Analysis shows that the graphite extends down to approximately 1.5 kilometers below the surface with a pointed tip at the very bottom. The area is surrounded by multiple cedar trees arranged in a regular hexagonal pattern. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Ticonderoga, New York, USA Security Protocol: Area purchased and covered with soil. Site-02 was later built on the area.

Unexplained Location UE-392528 Description A roughly spherical area with a radius of 42 meters where oxide layers on metals are unable to exist. All metallic surfaces that enter the area will have their oxide layers removed immediately. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Low-Earth orbit, 800 kilometers above Tokyo, Japan Security Protocol: Embedded Foundation agents are to reroute satellites and space missions away from the area to avoid cold welding of equipment.

Unexplained Location UE-316592 Description A large clearing in ██████ National Forest. A hole located in the center of the clearing produces an item from an unknown source every 10 hours. Items produced from the hole are listed below:

A small toy car

Two models of the Empire State Building, stuck together with chewed gum

A spherical lump of coal coated with peanut butter

A balloon filled with argon gas

An Ikea table set

A 0.02m x 0.02m x 2m cardboard box

A large cylindrical tank containing a single corpse of a honeybee

A toy quadcopter drone without a controller

Multiple IC chips glued together in the shape of a tree branch

An old outdated map of the Greater Tokyo Area

A vacuum cleaner

[FURTHER ITEMS REDACTED: FOR THE FULL LIST OF ITEMS, REFER TO DOCUMENT UE-██████-L] Date of Containment: 2018-██-██ Location: ██████ National Forest, USA Security Protocol: The area is being guarded by security personnel. All items are to be collected and inspected for anomalies. The current number of anomalous objects produced is 0. Note: Personnel are allowed to take items for themselves after it has been tested for anomalous behavior.

Unexplained Location UE-602688 Description Residential building where all items and furniture inside are transparent. All attempts to reduce transparency deemed impossible, and amount of items in the building is unknown. Date of Containment: 19██-01-04 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA Security Protocol: Doors and windows barred up and fitted with 24 hour surveillance via CCTV, motion detectors, and alarms.

Unexplained Location UE-198944 Description A cabin entirely made of fish resembling members of the species Carassius auratus (goldfish). When any sapient entity capable of vision enters the cabin, the fish will always look as if they are facing towards said entity, despite not physically moving. When multiple sapient entities capable of vision enter the cabin, the fish will prefer the entity that entered first. Date of Containment: 19██-██-██ Location: ███, Jeju Province, South Korea Security Protocol: Land surrounding the cabin purchased under the guise of a Foundation front company. A larger cabin was built around it to hide it from view.

Unexplained Location UE-130839 Description A 380m cobbled section of Dolmansaxil St. south of Brontital Rd. The soles of shoes wear 50% faster while walking on this street. Discovered by retired Foundation researcher D. Adams, who noticed several shoe sales and repair shops along this stretch of road had a higher volume of business than could be explained by the local population and geography. Date of Containment: 1980-01-24 Location: London, England, UK Security Protocol: As this does not appear to have been remarked upon anywhere discoverable by Foundation investigators, no containment procedures are deemed necessary at this time.

Unexplained Location UE-923666 Description The Lemuria Restaurant and Wine Bar. Necessary to complete the Great Journey. Any documentation of this phenomenon is always in a promotional tone, and have sentences sprinkled in about how we must finish the Great Journey. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Bonifacio Global City, Philippines Security Protocol: None, because we do not want to anger the people walking the path and they must complete the Great Journey. Note: GLORY TO LEMURIA!!! - Dr. Felteich

Unexplained Location UE-394672 Description A large meteorite crater. When a human subject observes it from the north, it will appear as if the crater is convex upwards. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Iceland Security Protocol: The location is being guarded by personnel from nearby sites. Photographic data has been altered.

Unexplained Location UE-697344 Description A large pile of volcanic rocks. When a subject comes in contact with the rocks, said subject will be unable to use English verbs for 5 years afterward. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mojave Desert Security Protocol: The location has been fenced off and is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-192. Note: Request for Field Agent ███████’s Spanish education has been approved.

Unexplained Location UE-393600 Description A large pit filled with approximately two metric tons of confetti. The confetti collectively sings the song “Happy Birthday to You” when unobserved. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Dangjin, South Korea Security Protocol: The surrounding land was purchased by a front company. Due to its proximity to Site-101, the location is occasionally used for staff birthday parties.

Unexplained Location UE-351888 Description A building that causes all animals that enter it to turn into a small peach. The peaches are retrievable from the outside since the effect only manifests upon complete entry. Notably, decay of the peaches occurs significantly slower when inside the building. They are otherwise non-anomalous. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Johns Creek, Georgia Security Protocol: The building has been purchased through front companies. One security guard is to monitor the area at any given time.

Unexplained Location UE-519422 Description A large cabin comprised of pure oxidane. The manner in which the structure maintains a solidified state is unknown though it is theorized to be a telekinetic force exuded from a point in the Earth's upper asthenosphere. When any foreign oxidane comes into contact with the cabin, it will be absorbed into the cabin and be converted into items consistent with that used in suburban homes throughout the late 20th century. As of this current writing, all objects removed from the structure have evaporated after being brought over 5 Meters from the initial entry point to the cabin. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Inglin's Park, Connecticut Security Protocol: A 1.5 Meter electrified fence has been constructed surrounding the structure 0.5 Kilometers from the object.

Unexplained Location UE-760460 Description A 13x13 meter area in which all metal alloys do not experience oxidation. Any metal alloys that leave this area will be instantly converted to a granulated substance composed of 50% sulfur and 50% potassium nitrate. Date of Containment: 2019-10-10 Location: Austin, Texas, USA Security Protocol: Area gated off through barbed wire fences fitted with intruder alarms. Currently under 24 hour CCTV surveillance.

Unexplained Location UE-261520 Description A house in Sacramento, California where a small green parakeet flies across the same patch of sky and disappears every other Friday. Attempts to catch the bird have failed, as it will disappear after approximately five minutes. Attempts to interact with it have also failed due to it disappearing the moment touched. Date of Containment: 5-25-2016 Location: Sacramento, CA, USA Security Protocol: Residents seem to have no interest in the bird whatsoever, deeming containment unnecessary. Personnel who have witnessed the flight of the bird seem to forget the event after one day.

Unexplained Location UE-768169 Description A room in the ███████ building of the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN). The door does not lead to the normal room's interior, but to the sun's core. The room's exterior walls do not seem to be affected in any way by the conditions on the inside, nor does the door or the rest of the building. Date of Containment: 3-21-20██ Location: Room ██, ███████ building, CERN, France-Switzerland borders Security Protocol: Normal door replaced with a reinforced titanium security blast door, windows covered with bricks, and a cover story about "the room being contaminated during a chemical experiment" leaked to the public. Note: Plans to send a probe through the door have been rejected by the Overseer Council.

Unexplained Location UE-872246 Description A spot in the Hudson Bay with a 0.7km radius where gravity is 8% weaker than normal. Every year, this spot orbits around the coordinates 52°35''06.81" N 79°45''11.01" W from a distance of 0.5km and completes a full circle every four years. Date of Containment: 16/07/2002 Location: 10km North west of Weston island, Hudson Bay. Security Protocol: It still resides in the same area (52°35'06.81" N 79°45'11.01" W) and researchers have theorized it to be linked to the decrease of gravity in the Hudson Bay region, although this still remains unclear.

Unexplained Location UE-143872 Description A two story house where all water on the property is always at 95°F (35°C), regardless of the conditions surrounding the property. Built in 1949, the house has had all plumbing replaced at least once, and as such the house itself is not the source of the anomaly. Date of Containment: 11/20/1959 Location: ██████████, Pennsylvania, USA Security Protocol: Under ownership of Dr. Marques, who resides there.

Unexplained Location UE-740128 Description A one story rental log cabin that causes people inside to forget important items, such as wallets and phones, which leads to the person who left the item returning and then forgetting another item, causing subjects to return over and over until they are reminded about their lost objects. Date of Containment: ████-██-2017 Location: █████, Michigan, USA Security Protocol: The cabin is to remain closed at all times, with cameras around the building in order to prevent break-ins.

Unexplained Location UE-664192 Description An area with multiple tall buildings made entirely out of flesh and bones. The material appears to originate from multiple species of Diprotodon, and are kept alive through unknown means. The size of the buildings range from 3 to 50 meters in height, and streets are placed between the buildings in an incoherent fashion. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [COORDINATES REDACTED], Great Victoria Desert, Australia Security Protocol: Due to the remote location of the anomaly, only minimal containment is required. Satellite photography containing footage of the location is to be altered.

Unexplained Location UE-539894 Description A large hemispherical granite formation, approximately 100 meters in height. When a human subject comes into contact with the surface, said subject will undergo a psychological reformation, resulting in a full personality change. However, other traits, such as the subject's memories and identity, appear to be untouched. The altered personality always resembles that of the person who last came in contact with the surface. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], Arizona, USA Security Protocol: The area is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-██. Personnel are not allowed to come within 20 meters of the rock formation unless cleared by personnel of Level 3 Clearance or above. Note: The identity of the people affected by the anomaly prior to discovery is unknown; however, the personality of the last person (presumed civilian) affected before Foundation discovery has been analyzed, and efforts are being made to locate them.

Unexplained Location UE-402859 Description An anomalous rectangular space approximately 4x5x4 meters in size that is constantly at a temperature of about 704ºC. On June 1st, 2023, celebrity ███████ ███████'s mansion mostly burned down as a result of the spontaneous development of this space's properties, as it was the kitchen. Date of Containment: 2023-06-02 Location: ███████, ██, USA Security Protocol: Proper amnestics given, and a cover story of an arsonist was disseminated. Land bought by Foundation for testing purposes and Area-511 built nearby.

Unexplained Location UE-333883 Description An eight acre farm in which all vegetation was replaced with potatoes. Any vegetation brought in will be converted to potatoes. Any seeds will become potato seeds. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████, Spain Security Protocol: Superb Potato Company farms has been registered as the owner of the plot of land. Intruders are to be arrested and all plants are to be confiscated. Note: The potatoes are non-anomalous and delicious - Senior Botanist Castañeda

Unexplained Location UE-487184 Description A restaurant named Burger Kingdom. Whenever someone attempts to cook in the kitchen, a voice will harshly criticize whatever meal is cooked. The more mistakes are made, the louder the voice will become. The highest recorded volume was 154 decibels. Date of Containment: 2003-03-05 Location: Ohio, ██████, USA Security Protocol: The restaurant is to remain closed and any offers to sell are to be denied. Trespassers are to be given amnestics and removed from the location.

Unexplained Location UE-918651 Description A cornfield in which all known flora can be grown, including those that can not normally grow in that environment. The exception is corn, which cannot be grown in the area. Date of Containment: 1983-10-15 Location: Jamestown, Virginia Security Protocol: The area has been blocked off via a barbed wire fence. The surrounding areas are to be monitored for unauthorized use.

Unexplained Location UE-129304 Description A large patch of land that, when any vehicle enters, will cause multiple small white rabbits to manifest above the vehicle every three minutes. The number of rabbits appearing at the same time is five on average, however manifestations of up to 20 rabbits at once have been observed. All rabbits dissipate once the vehicle has exited the area. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], Malaysia Security Protocol: Task Force MY0253 (“Bunny Catchers”) are tasked with removing the rabbits on the area and administering amnestics to civilians who encounter the anomaly.

Unexplained Location UE-337456 Description An irregularly shaped approximately 1km squared area of land bordering the Black Sea where upon entering during nighttime, various phenomena occur:

All water within the area appears to be black, removing the black water from the area returns it to a normal transparent color.

A rhythmic, droning sound can be heard from an unidentified location, those who enter the area describe the sound as coming from "around their head".

Individuals who remain in the area during anomalous activity for more than 10 minutes reported a "dreadful feeling" and "that they did not feel welcome".

All light-emitting devices malfunction and are unable to produce light until taken out of the area.

Date of Containment: 2004-07-04 Location: [REDACTED], Russia Security Protocol: Area has been fenced off and guards have been set up around the area; intruders are to be arrested and if exposed to anomalous phenomena, amnesticized as well.

Unexplained Location UE-169630 Description An In-N-Out Burger restaurant where the burgers seem to always be pink (uncooked), no matter how long they’ve been cooked for. Investigation of the kitchen has revealed nothing wrong with any of the kitchen appliances. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: A town in California. Security Protocol: Restaurant shut down under the guise of bugs in the kitchen. All workers were given amnestics. The customers naturally forgot about the anomaly on their own. Note: All In-N-Outs should be placed under surveillance in the event that another one has the same (or a similar) anomaly.

Unexplained Location UE-268376 Description A back storage room in the former building of Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in ████, ██ in which if a Michael Jackson wax figure is put inside and left for ten minutes the figure will start dancing and singing, with audible backing vocals and instruments, any of the late singer's hits. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████, ██ Security Protocol: Witnesses were given Class-A Amnestics. Madame Tussauds has been moved, making the likelihood of an event occurring improbable. However, the room remains under surveillance.

Unexplained Location UE-114527 Description A 20x10x4 kilometer region in the upper troposphere of Neptune. Every █-██ weeks, two equally sized squadrons of fighter aircraft, consisting of █-██ P-51 D-30 and Bf-109 K-4 aircraft respectively, will materialize on opposing long ends of the region and engage in aerial combat, with aircraft dematerializing shortly afterwards. No pilots have yet been observed. Date of Containment: 1989-08-27 Location: Upper Troposphere, Neptune Security Protocol: A small aerostat observation probe has been deployed above the region. No further containment is currently needed.

Unexplained Location UE-825345 Description An abandoned wood shed that is filled with 150 Acer laurinum leaves approximately every 24 hours through anomalous means. This effect does not take place if there is no space available for the leaves to manifest. Date of Containment: 1997-05-17 Location: Nay Pyi Taw, Yangon, Myanmar Security Protocol: Destroyed in an earthquake. Testing has shown no anomalous effects.

Unexplained Location UE-448301 Description An 11x11x10m area with a size of 11x11x10 meters where all materials, including gases and liquids, become flammable and may experience spontaneous combustion approximately every 20 seconds. These fires cannot be extinguished by normal means and will only dissipate upon the material leaving the area of effect. Date of Containment: 2019-11-28 Location: A part of the former ███ ██████████ █████ Aquarium in ██████, Louisiana Security Protocol: The aquarium has been converted into a Foundation front company entitled "Sea Creature Palace". The anomaly has been surrounded with a fire-proof chamber. One door leads into the chamber, and is accessed from a staff-only area. Further tests of the anomalous location are prohibited.

Unexplained Location UE-816064 Description A sidewalk where pedestrians are only able to walk while their eyes are closed. Attempting to walk with open eyes invariably causes said pedestrian to expel a large amount of liquid resembling vomit from the mouth via unknown means. The composition and appearance of the substance is completely unrelated to the contents of the affected person's stomach. Date of Containment: 2019-██-██ Location: Jeju, South Korea Security Protocol: The surrounding area was purchased and is being monitored for further anomalous activity.

Unexplained Location UE-364675 Description An exact copy of a defunct kebab restaurant originally located in London, England. Exploration by autonomous drone reveals the inside of the building to not only be fully furnished but also fully stocked with restaurant supplies despite its location. The original building that the anomaly appears to be based on was shut down in 2004 and has shown no sign of anomalous activity. Date of Containment: 2013-11-14 Location: The bottom of the Weber Deep, Banda Sea, Indonesia Security Protocol: Foundation agents are embedded in various nautical research institutes to divert civilian research away from the area. The original restaurant has been bought by Foundation front company and converted into a safe house. Note: Radiocarbon dating done 2019-02-05 shows that the building is at least 4,000 years old.

Unexplained Location UE-119221 Description A small lake that when frozen over, footprints will appear occasionally on the ice spelling out the name of a person that will die within the next five days. Date of Containment: 2017-03-22 Location: █████ ████, ID, USA Security Protocol: Snow is to be shoveled bi-daily. The location is also fenced off and labeled as private property. No security procedures are needed during late spring, summer, and early fall.

Unexplained Location UE-490400 Description UE-490400 is a retail park that extends itself infinitely when an individual attempts to leave the area through the entrance gates. Witnesses describe victims "turning upside-down" followed by them vanishing, along with a persistent scent of plastic and gasoline. "Generated" extra stores in the extended version of the park are usually copies of existing stores, although these can deviate at times. Deviant stores include "Baker Food!", "Quiche Quiche Quiche", "The Long Way 'Round", "Mallwart", "Tobacco High School" and "This Is An Infinite Retail Park". Individuals that enter this area can leave by passing back through the gates. Date of Containment: 2015-██-██ Location: Madison, Wisconsin, USA. Security Protocol: Little effort is required to contain UE-490400's effect. A sign has been placed on the entrance gate's adjacent wall that promises a $50 fine for exiting through it. Cameras monitoring the gates capture any individual to enter the infinite section, who will be retrieved and amnesticized. Note: Who exits through the entrance anyway? - Dr Stuart

Unexplained Location UE-282412 Description A basement where items that have disappeared within a 10 mile radius manifest. Date of Containment: 1987-06-05 Location: South Boston, VA, USA Security Protocol: The house above the location has been purchased by the Foundation. Items are to be disposed of after checking for significance in local crime. Tupperware and left socks may be disposed of immediately.

Unexplained Location UE-700560 Description UE-700560-A and UE-700560-B are two areas of land within a 1km distance of each other wherein satellite imaging shows the presence of two non-existent structures, one of which has never existed (a large mansion in a secluded pasture, UE-700560-B), and one of which formerly existed, but has been demolished (an abandoned house located on a nearby side street, UE-700560-A). The latter, formerly existing structure was at one time an anomalous structure, however the structure inexplicably lost its anomalous properties in 2010 and was demolished the following year. Satellite surveillance shows minimal activity occurring at either location, but personnel on the ground report seeing neither the structures, nor subjects coming or going from these areas. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Walkertown, NC, USA. Security Protocol: The pasture land designated UE-700560-B has been purchased by the Foundation and is currently used as a surveillance outpost to monitor activity at either site, itself designated Site-B. Due to the secluded location of both sites and low likelihood of civilians being affected by the anomaly, no action against residents living in the area is authorized.

Unexplained Location UE-561348 Description A collective designation for any "Jamba Juice" brand beverage chain operating inside the nation of Indonesia. All franchise chains appears to instill a memetic sense of "dread" and "terror" to approximately 0.005% of costumers who interacted with any of the instance. The effect cannot be removed with any treatment and subjects would often be driven into mental breakdown. Date of Containment: 2019-03-29 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia Security Protocol: As per 2019-07-03, the Indonesian Jamba Juice operation have been bought by a Foundation front company, which then shut downs all 4 existing chains. A stand built and contained in Site-██ still exhibits the anomalous property.

Unexplained Location UE-294721 Description The storage closet of ██████, a Dolphinarium in ██████, the Netherlands. Any step ladders or whale statues will immediately disappear and reappear in a incinerator outside of the area. Date of Containment: 2020-05-12 Location: ██████, the Netherlands Security Protocol: Storage closet has been bricked up, and any step ladders and whale statues should be disposed of by the incinerator.

Unexplained Location UE-66328 Description: A Pokémon-themed store that sells t-shirts, plush toys, and plastic toys depicting different Pokémon from the series. Once purchased and brought outside the store, the purchased item will transform into a ball of light that reveals an item of the same type that was bought except it now takes the form of the Pokémon Ditto. Only merchandise of said Pokémon is immune to this effect. Date of Containment: 2018-12-20 Location: ████████, Japan Security Protocol: The Foundation has purchased the store and placed a front business in the place of the original store. The merchandise for sale has been sent into storage at Site-██, and all items related to the Pokémon series is prohibited from this area.

Unexplained Location UE-773217 Description: The stall farthest from the entrance of a men's room in a ████████ brand movie theater that, when the door is opened, will automatically flush the toilet. Whilst the water is refilling in the bowl, the pelt of a small mustelid drenched in the blood of either a small rodent or songbird will rise into the bowl. Date of Containment: 2020-11-26 Location: ███████, Massachusetts Security Protocol: An "Out of Order" sign has been applied to the door, and caution tape has been wrapped around the stall. Any person who opens the door should be administered Class-A Amnestics, and the pelt should be checked for anomalous properties.

Unexplained Location UE-824317 Description: Five square meters of land in the ██████ Desert of Nevada which, when stood in, will cause extreme vertigo and nausea until the affected individual is moved out of the area. Date of Containment: 2020-12-19 Location: ██████ Desert, Nevada Security Protocol: Small house built on top of the location, windows boarded up and door blocked.

Unexplained Location UE-029305 Description: A crater (.5km diameter) in the Scottish highland, formed by a massive kinetic force converting into thermodynamic detonation. Interior is lined with plant detritus and ash. A badly damaged wooden door was discovered at the crater's center, with a note nailed to its front reading "KRUG KNOCK TOO HARD SORRY". Date of Containment: 2021-02-14 Location: 10km north of ██████████, Scotland Security Protocol: Note and door kept in containment, environmental restoration efforts underway.

Unexplained Location UE-71135 Description: A LAN gaming center sponsored by GoI-078 (Arcadia). It’s a minor nexus for video game-based Anomalous Items and SCP objects and presents Nexuses’ qualities, including a population of ten people. Date of Containment: 2023-01-24 Location: Seoul, South Korea Security Protocol: Every Anomalous Object or SCP object not bound to the Nexus Confines is to be brought to Site-15 for analysis. The Foundation bought the site and it is kept as a center for the study of minor electronic anomalies.

Unexplained Location UE-55984 Description: A cave in the small village of ██████, France with various cave paintings dating back as far as 2.3 million years. Among the drawings one would expect of men partaking in sexual intercourse and various wild animals, several interpretations of figures in lab coats and jumpsuits standard to SCP Foundation personnel are present along with several crude depictions of the SCP Foundation logo. Date of Containment: 1997-03-03 Location: ██████, France Security Protocol: Due to the location presenting no danger aside from a small information breach, security is minimal. The parts of the cave containing the SCP related drawings are walled off to the public under the guise of being unstable. They are accessible to study given approval by one staff member of level-2 clearance or above. The remaining area of the cave is now operating as a tourist site "Special Cavern of Paris" as a low-maintenance form of income. Any members of the public caught trying to infiltrate the roped off areas of the cave are to be taken into custody, questioned, and then released after given appropriate amnestics.

Unexplained Location UE-55112 Description: A small area of land at Montauk, New York was accidentally discovered on February 19 by Dr. █████ █. Hawley in which all photos taken depict a massive amount of compression, despite being roughly the same file size as a high quality image. Any photos taken within an area of around 50 square meters will display varying degrees of compression, ranging from 50 to 4 pixels per centimeter (ppcm). Additionally, the photos taken will not compress any organic matter captured in the image, resulting in an effect similar to focusing a camera on a single position. The affected area seems to shift every few hours, but stays within a one kilometer diameter circle. Date of Containment: 2021-02-19 Location: New York, United States Security Protocol: The area of land affected should be tested daily using Rettru Mini hidden Spy Cameras, positioned around the radius of land described previously. Access will be cut off via a cover story that sharks infest the waters around the land and that quicksand covers the entire beach; care should be taken to ensure no individuals wander into the anomalous zone, and even greater care not to release any media taken of the area. Any individuals who may appear are to be monitored to ascertain whether they are of any degree suspicious of the region and/or if they take any form of media away from the area. Should any media be taken of the region, the individual and any accomplices may be taken into custody, where the captured images and video will be deleted permanently via use of █████.█████.exe at Site-█.

Unexplained Location UE-196224 Description: Island containing what appears to be a relatively small modern town, complete with signs of current habitation. Little information is available, as any attempts to actually reach the island result in the island appearing to move away from the observer, remaining at roughly the same distance regardless of speed. This occurs regardless of the method of travel used and will also affect air traffic. Testing revealed that the anomalous nature of the island will also affect skydivers. If multiple people attempt to reach the island simultaneously, all of them will experience the same effect. Location: South Pacific Ocean Security Protocol: As the island gets very little traffic and is effectively self-containing, security is nearly non-existent. Those experiencing the anomaly generally believe themselves to be hallucinating, often from exhaustion. This is facilitated by a misinformation campaign denying the existence of an unreachable island.

Unexplained Location UE-237179 Description: Small, locally-owned thrift store. Contents are completely normal and display no anomalous properties. However, every item for sale was either lost or sold by Jane Edwards, a certified public accountant from Portland, OR. Worthy of note is that Jane Edwards has never visited the store or even the city in which it can be found. Items arrive at the store through a series of unlikely yet apparently coincidental events. Location: Galway, Ireland Security Protocol: Foundation personnel installed as employees of the store. Original owners and employees placed under Foundation surveillance. As the provenance of the items cannot be easily discovered by the public, no further security protocols are necessary at this time.

Unexplained Location UE-234872 Description UE-234872 is a single bedroom hunting lodge. UE-234872 is constructed of pine wood and has tinted glass windows. The entire interior of UE-234872 is painted white and decorated in a minimalist style. UE-234872 is a Class B cognitive hazard and deteriorates the thalamus of any persons present. Date of Containment: 2017-07-2 Location: [REDACTED], Forest of Dean, [REDACTED] Drive, Christchurch, Coleford, Gloucester, UK, GL██ 7██ Security Protocol: UE-234872 has been purchased by the Foundation. All unauthorized individuals attempting to enter the premises are to be turned away and administered amnestic treatment if required. On-site security must wear non-foundation clothing and be armed with concealed weapons.

Unexplained Location UE-641092 Description: UE-641092 is a abandoned corn maze. Between October 1st and November 1st multiple small child like entities can be seen within the UE-641092. Date of Containment: 2013-10-8 Location: [REDACTED], Illinois Security Protocol: The land surrounding UE-641092 has been purchased All unauthorized individuals attempting to enter the premises are to be turned away and administered amnestic treatment if required.

Unexplained Location UE-561967 Description: UE-561967 is a small village and is constructed in the Western Rustic style used for structures in the western United states, dated early to mid-1800s. Any individual present will exclaim that it's 'Hotter than hell's basement' and will often point out that the location is 'A Ghost Town'. The settlement contains no individuals and appears abandoned. Individuals within a 1 km radius will express the desire to engage in a duel via firearms with any person they have major difficulties with. Date of Containment: 2017-12-29 Location: Death Valley, California. Specifically the exact geographical center. Security Protocol: The Foundation has inserted personnel into the nearby populous and disinformation campaigns were administered to create the widespread belief that death via escalated temperatures and wild animals is a given in the centre. Place has been investigated and fenced off to prevent anomalous activation.

Unexplained Location UE-8711 Description: A 3.8km square area of land, near the Egyptian border . The area is also surrounded by a large lake , with no visible coastline. The shore line is instead approximately a half mile from where it would be expected to be found and is surrounded by a watery beach. The band of people that live in this area and who have been affected have no known location. The site includes a large swimming pool that is surrounded by a rock wall. Date of Containment: Cleveland, east of Potsdam Location: Columbus, Ohio Security Protocol: A small hole in the surface of the ocean and a large floating building.

Unexplained Location UE-7653X Description: Approx. 2.3km wide, and 3km long. This area is geographically impossible, and is, by far, one of the most anomalous places, as its geography cannot be described. There appears to be a castle visible. The place is considered a Class VII cognitohazard, as upon viewing, it will cause severe mental alterations to subject. Date of Containment: Dec 3, 2020 Location: Sydney, Australia Security Protocol: Everyone is warded away by Foundation made anti-memetics. A wall of concrete has been built surrounding the area, guarded by MTF-Beta-0 ("Blue Left Hand"). The President of Australia has also made it clear, on the behalf of the Foundation, that this area does not exist. Any personnel approaching area should be heavily dosed with mnestics.

Unexplained Location UE-4567 Description: The Island of Arkham, (65,610 km²), which is a place that should not exist geographically. The island itself is established 1 meter above the sea, manifesting in mid-air. (coordinates:27.1998°S. 109.3497° W). The island was named by Dr. Verita. It can dampen anomalous abilities, particularly that of reality-benders, even Class A ones. The location is geometrically impossible, but not mind-alteringly so. Date of Containment: Jan 5, 2021 Location: Pacific Ocean Security Protocol: The Site is guarded by ATF-Atlantis-11 ("Geometric Lovers") and ATF-Tartarus-0 ("Crucifiers"), by air, and by land. Drones equipped with tranquillizer darts also survey the area regularly, and Exclusionary Site-Z3 is being built on the location. The Area is also implanted with Scranton-Lang Reality Anchors, as to strengthen its properties. Anyone straying there is to be amnesticized and redirected.

Unexplained Location UE-24 Description: The Area is 65 kilometers wide, and long. There appears to be no horizon here. Anyone stepping directly into this area will suddenly feel as though they are squeezed into a 14.4 inch area. The area also has a chronological effect, and causes all clocks in the to move backwards 2 hours. Data of Containment: March 24, 2021 Location: England, Europe Security Protocol: Standard protocol: Applied-Task-Forces are placed to ward off anyone traversing there.

Unexplained Location UE-HGS3 Description: A town that is controlled by Anderson Robotics. The president, nor anyone seems to notice any difference, nor can the town be visited through usual means. Data of Containment: April 1, 2021 Location: Eastern Australia Security Protocol: As of now, it isn't properly breached, or in containment. The Foundation is still trying to break the radioactive barrier around the town. Guards are placed to watch for individuals exiting or entering the place. Noted to have higher Hume levels. Additional: Unfortunately, Anderson Robotics little stunt has boldened other GoI, with Marshall Carter & Dark, and the Chaos Insurgency taking over towns as well.— Dr. Verita

Unexplained Location UE-550055 Description: An island with a 2-meter radius and a single palm tree at the center able to sustain all people inhabiting the island (currently one). Was classified as micro-nexus due to heightened anomalous activity in theme with "mystery islands". Date of Containment: 2020-06-30 Location: Pacific Security Protocol: One Agent is always stationed at the island. Stranded people are amnesticized and rescued at the next opportunity.

Unexplained Location UE-343434 Description: A small hunting cabin in a remote section of [REDACTED] National Park. No signs of wildlife (of any kind) can be seen within 50 meters of the cabin. The exterior walls and doors show claw marks from an extremely large bear. The depth, length, and spacing of the claw marks suggest that they were made by a fully-grown cave bear. However, the cabin was built in the year 2000 and the cave bear has been extinct since the previous Ice Age. Date of Containment: 3-14-2021 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Security Protocols: The cabin is built for occupancy by between 3 and 5 people. However, only 2 agents are deemed necessary for containment. Anyone straying into view of the cabin is to be turned away and informed that access is restricted due to the area containing breeding grounds for endangered species. Note: Agents stationed at the location occasionally report hearing sounds of bears outside the windows in the middle of the night. Night-vision and thermal cameras were authorized, but no evidence of any bears has been discovered. Bears already in the region avoid the location, as do all other animals. Dr. Somerset

Unexplained Location UE-012204 Description: a small cave near Mexico City with writings on the wall, discovered to have been written around 2,000 years ago, in it are symbols of the Foundation, GOC, and Chaos insurgency, as well as rudimentary drawings of SCP 173, 999, 682, and 049. there is nothing inherently anomalous except for the fact that these groups were founded 2 thousand years later and that many of these scps were not discovered in the Americas. Date of Containment: 01-30-1949 Location: South of Mexico City, Mexico Security Protocols: Agents are to stand guard outside the cave, which is fenced in to prevent intrusion, a cover story was made about the cave being a former coal mine that is ready to collapse.

Unexplained Location UE-BM3 Description: An area of indeterminate size, located around the deepest point of Lake Tanganyika. Drinking glasses of various shapes and sizes will spontaneously appear, filled with a red liquid that will promptly dissipate in the surrounding waters. The liquid is composed mainly of alcohol, tomato juice, and other ingredients commonly used in the recipe for the cocktail known as a Bloody Mary. Experimentation showed that performing a "Bloody Mary challenge" (Vocalizing "Bloody Mary" several times in front of a mirror) will cause the objects to appear in the location after a small delay. Date of Containment: 13/12/2020 Location: Lake Tanganyika, Southern Africa Security Protocols: Glasses are to be extracted from the lake and disposed of on a yearly basis. Given the volume of the Lake Tanganyika, no other measures are necessary.

Unexplained Location UE-86475 Description: Conference room in a luxury hotel. Anyone entering the room will have auditory hallucinations of a type of music they find enjoyable. These hallucinations are unique to each individual. To date, no two people have ever reported hearing the same song at the same time. The music does not appear to have any anomalous properties in and of itself; an urge to dance is regularly reported, but this has been proven to be a normal reaction. Date of Containment: 12/6/2019 Location: Kansas City, MO Security Protocols: An error has been introduced into the hotel's computer systems that causes the room to be shown as already reserved at all times, making it impossible for hotel staff to allow the room to be used. Foundation personnel are to hold meetings of some sort in the room at irregular intervals, to maintain the facade of normalcy.

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Log of Extranormal Events

Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation deploys a cover-up team to conceal the evidence from the public. This is merely a reminder to agents and researchers that not all of them can be contained. -Agent Carriontrooper

Event Description: A sperm whale estimated to be 2 km in length was observed breaching the ocean's surface, causing three nearby boats to capsize upon re-entry. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Puget Sound, Washington, U.S.A Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation removed any details about the anomalous nature of the creature from local news sources. Witnesses on ferries and close enough beaches administered Class A amnestics.

Event Description: A glowing humanoid figure manifested on a subway platform and was seen by several eyewitnesses and captured on the station's surveillance system. The humanoid approached the edge of the tracks while making vague hand gestures and promptly vanished. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Barcelona, Spain. Follow-up Actions Taken: A team of disguised agents and a portable holographic projection unit were brought to the location. The team explained that the incident was a part of their avant-garde 'urban shock art' exhibition all over Europe. Fake viral media planted to give credence to the team's supposed art group.

Event Description: Time skips between 2.5 and 26 hours took place in Concord, North Carolina before normalizing to one day after initial skip. Non self-correcting electronic devices such as digital clocks were seemingly unaffected and displayed incorrect times in different areas of the town. Event bears similarity to a relatively unnoticed event in Carson City, Nevada, though no connection could be traced between the two events. Date of Occurrence: █/██/████ Location: Concord, North Carolina, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: Local news reported electromagnetic interference caused by a local power plant. Small observation team assigned to area.

Event Description: The entire population of Holyhead, Wales was found comatose in a field just outside of town. All individuals were unharmed, but possessed slight burns on their clothing. All individuals woke up 14 hours later with no recollection of the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Holyhead, Wales. Follow-up Actions Taken: Population dosed with Class-B amnestics. A road accident involving a Samson-Craig Products (an SCP front company) chemical tanker was staged as a cover story. An emergency evacuation camp was arranged and the population were given £150 per head as compensation. Since the event there has been no recurrence or abnormal behavior in the population.

Event Description: Three similar looking men were witnessed fighting in a gas station parking lot. Eyewitness reports maintain that each man claimed to be ██████ █████████, a well-known local car salesman, and were fighting over which individual was the "true" one. Two of the men were killed when the third procured a crowbar. The third was fatally shot by a local police officer. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Friendship, Oklahoma. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses and involved persons were questioned and given Class B amnestics. Close family members of ██████ █████████ were questioned and given Class-A amnestics. A cover story involving the individual's suicide was established. The three bodies were recovered for autopsy and are currently maintained in a Site-19 minimum security storage freezer.

Event Description: Several students attending ████████ Collegiate began complaining about a loud buzzing noise. A custodian for the school located the source as a single monitor in the computer lab during his duties, and reported the power button was unresponsive. When the lab technicians arrived the next day, they unplugged the monitor after other attempts proved futile. Witnesses of the event report a scream playing through the computer's speakers, and the image of a digitized face screaming appeared for a moment before power was lost. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: ████████ Collegiate in Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: The monitor was confiscated for inspection. Nothing of interest has been found.

Event Description: During an automobile accident, the body of ████ ██, a passenger in one involved vehicle, expanded to fill the entire interior of the vehicle. Because Mr. ██'s expanded body had taken on a consistency similar to stiff foam rubber, the other occupants of the vehicle were protected from the impact, and were the only survivors of the crash. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Seymour, Connecticut. Follow-up Actions Taken: Body confiscated, all other occupants and responding personnel administered Class A amnestics. Tissue tests indicate that Mr. ██ is still alive, though the tissues of his body have become an undifferentiated mass, and tests of neurological function are inconclusive.

Event Description: Unidentified and unaccompanied child (estimated age: 7 years old) in a hospital waiting room produces more than 400 kilograms of vomit in 5 minutes, before dying; other patients describe hearing sounds of "glass breaking" during the emesis. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Andranomadio Public Hospital, Antsirabe, Madagascar. Follow-up Actions Taken: Majority of vomit had been incinerated before Foundation agents arrived on-site; inspection of hospital incinerator revealed no anomalies. All remaining samples of vomit were confiscated; analysis revealed no anomalies, except that child had been suffering from salmonella poisoning. Witnesses were given amnestics. Child was never identified; body was removed from hospital morgue and is currently maintained in a Site-19 low-value storage freezer.

Event Description: An email is sent to, as near as the Foundation can determine, every active email address in existence, including Foundation intranet-only addresses. The contents are identical across all emails and consist of the following message, in Spanish: "Hi, this is Jorge. It has been fun playing with you, but I am going to visit friends next door now. I will be back later to collect my toys. Take care of the place!" Backtracking reveals that all emails originated from the same unassigned IP address. Date of Occurrence: 12/21/████ Location: Worldwide Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation agents edited the internet-rumor-debunking site ██████.com to include a statement that the email was a massive hoax. The Foundation has periodically mass-emailed similar messages to more limited audiences as a smokescreen. The originating IP address is being monitored for any further activity.

Event Description: A suspected associate of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. was observed entering an abandoned factory by Foundation operatives. The sound of bubbling water was heard from within the factory prior to two gunshots. Operatives found the suspect's body in a state of advanced decomposition associated with at least three weeks of exposure. A pistol, which had been fired three times, was found within the subject's jacket. No signs of the suspect's assailant were found. Date of Occurrence: ██/15/████ Location: ███ ██████, Salvador, State of Bahia, Brazil. Follow-up Actions Taken: Information suppressed in local media. Body removed from site by Foundation operatives disguised as Brazilian Federal Police and interred at morgue at Site-60.

Event Description: Six sperm whale carcasses were found beached along a 2 km stretch of coastline at ████████, New Zealand. When autopsy was performed as part of a civilian research program, it was discovered that the chest cavity of all six whales had been hollowed out postmortem without any damage being done to the exterior of the animals. Exploration of the interior carcass revealed the chest cavity of each whale had somehow been stuffed with machinery components trapped in clear plastic. Date of Occurrence: ██/18/████ Location: Akaroa, New Zealand. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Area sealed. All members of the research team detained and administered Class-A amnestics. False story disseminated claiming that the decomposition of the whales' bodies had led to the build-up of toxic gas inside the carcasses, leading to government intervention on grounds of public health. Masses found inside body cavities removed and shipped to Storage Site-108. Remains incinerated in the field and disposed of through normal channels.

Event Description: The ██████ ██████ flight between Heathrow, London and Hartsfield-Jackson, Atlanta suffered a malfunction and crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, 800 km from the Azores archipelago. Despite this, all passengers and crew walked out the destination gate, remembering only a regular flight. Date of Occurrence: ██/11/████ Location: North Atlantic Ocean. Follow-up Actions Taken: Information suppressed and mass amnestic treatment performed, recovery of aircraft underway.

Event Description: Every domesticated cat inside the city limits of ██████, Norway traveled 10.9 km SE to ██████████████, Sweden over period of 8 hours. Cats congregated in groupings of 13-25 in a field behind [DATA EXPUNGED] for 2 hours, then dispersed. Date of Occurrence: 25/09/2009 Location: Norway/Sweden border. Follow-up Actions Taken: Cats returned of their own accord to their homes. Any footage of gathering confiscated for study. Witnesses processed, debriefed, and administered Class-B amnestic. Field searched for abnormalities, blood and urine samples taken from cats in affected areas. No anomalies found. Both ██████ and the field will be under surveillance until 30/09/2014.

Event Description: During a speech to a public committee, the mayor of Bonifay, FL began continuously chuckling at a pun made by a legislative observer for approximately 4.5 hours straight before collapsing into a nearby chair and passing out. He claims to have no memory of the event, nor did anyone else in the room during the speech. The only available evidence of its occurrence was captured entirely on camera. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/19██ Location: Bonifay, Florida, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: Any and all witnesses who videotaped the event, along with anyone who viewed the videotapes themselves were given Class-B amnestics, and all resulting videotapes were wiped clean. The mayor himself is under minor surveillance from select members of the Foundation.

Event Description: At exactly 2pm, 24 instances of a semi-erotic calendar appeared in numerous Foundation sites. Inside the calendar, images of Dr. Elliot, Dr. Kiryu, Dr. ████, Agent Merlo, Director ██████, Dr. Right, Agent █████, Researcher █████, Agent ████, Dr. Marie, Dr. ████, and Dr. Jack Bright. The Calendar displayed the name Double D-class, and despite the statements of personnel included in the calendar, shows signs of being planned and professionally made. Date of Occurrence: ██/01/14 Location: Sites-5, 29, 82, 11, and 6 Follow-up Actions Taken: Most instances were recovered by Foundation staff, several copies have been confiscated from staff since the incident. Note: Dr. Jack Bright was not inhabiting a female body at the time, indicating that either a prop was used or this is a mistake by the creator.

Event Description: After Long Island citizen ███████ ██████ died of alcohol-damage related illness, a recliner chair in his home began ascending at speeds of exactly 3.6m/s before eventually accelerating to 16.3m/s. Attempts at stopping the ascent were futile, and the chair broke through any barriers placed in its way. It has since then left the atmosphere and is believed to be orbiting Jupiter. Date of Occurrence: 2/15/201█ Location: Muttontown, New York. Follow-up Actions Taken: Any footage of the incident was wiped and pulled off the internet. Class-A amnestics were given to witnesses. Foundation operatives in various space programs are advised to destroy any information of the chair if found.

Event Description: Eighty-eight thousand, eight hundred and eighty-eight citizens of the state of New Jersey fractured their left scaphoid bones within a two-hour period; radiography showed that all fractures were identical down to a sub-millimeter level. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Various hospitals throughout New Jersey. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to radiography technicians.

Event Description: Viewers of the popular late-night talk show ████ █████ ██ ███ █████ reported seeing two different episodes. Approximately 40% watched an episode featuring the famous actor █████ ███ and the musical guest ██ ██████, while the other 60% watched an episode with ██ ██████ with an appearance by stand-up comedian ████ ██. Neither one of these episodes was the one which had actually broadcast, and neither one has ever been filmed. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Various televisions throughout the USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All recordings of the anomalous episodes showed the actual broadcast episode in later viewings. Viewer's memories of the anomalous episodes seem to have completely faded by themselves by ██/██/████. ███ channel officials who had been contacted about the episodes were administered Class-C amnestics and their internal investigation into the matter aborted. Social networks mentioning the matter were intercepted and edited.

Event Description: A parrot owned by the █████ family was discovered to have the ability to sing the entirety of the song "Crazy Train" by John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne, including vocals, guitar, bass, drums, and keyboard. No member of the family ever recalls the parrot hearing it. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Greenwich, Connecticut, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics distributed to the █████ family; parrot seized and ensconced in the Site-19 Anomalous Wildlife Habitat.

Event Description: For approximately 12 minutes, all shed human blood within a 15 km radius of ██████, France spontaneously turned into centipedes. All centipedes in the area turned back into blood following the cessation of the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Cherbourg, France. Follow-up Actions Taken: Aerosolized amnestics were deployed over the town. Additional amnestics were distributed to women on menstrual periods during the event, due to extreme emotional distress rendering the aerosolized version ineffective.

Event Description: All written text in the Theater Department at ██████-██ University spontaneously converted to Wingdings. Digital text remained unaffected until printed out. All affected text contained the phrase "You don't need a script to pretend to be someone else, you're doing it right now! ( ・ω・)" Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2014 Location: Staten Island, New York. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics were administered to all students and faculty present. Affected books were incinerated, and are currently being replaced.

Event Description: A translucent digital clock approximately 3 km across appeared in the sky about 1.5 km above the ground. The anomaly counted down from 05:55, stopping short of 01:13 before disappearing completely. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2006 Location: Devon Island, Nunavut, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: Anomaly was only witnessed by a single fishing trawler. Class-C amnestics issued to the entire crew.

Event Description: A single specimen of Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus flytrap, expanded to approximately 2.5m tall and consumed a domesticated cat. The specimen expired shortly after and was reported by passing civilians. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics issued to witnesses. Specimen taken for future studying.

Event Description: Ten minutes before opening to the general public, three visit team staff and a security officer at ██████ Museum witnessed a Scutigera coleoptrata specimen, commonly known as a house centipede, emerge from a small drainage pipe in a storage closet. The specimen traveled approximately 1 m before entering a sink u-bend which had been opened for repairs. Specimen was estimated to be over 12 m in length, though of average width and height for its species. Specimen was visible for several minutes after the head portion had entered the u-bend, while the remainder of its body continued to exit the drainage pipe. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Burnsville, Minnesota. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to museum personnel. Facility plumbing was fully examined by Foundation personnel, and specimen could not be located. Presumed to have escaped into city sewer network. Communications watch placed on ████ Public Works to monitor for future reports.

Event Description: The Cincinnati metropolitan area and all objects and lifeforms in it became greyscale for approximately 77 hours, starting at approximately 10:00 AM. All humans in the metropolitan area when the change occurred were not aware of the existence of color while the effect persisted. Those who entered the area of effect after the change occurred were not affected, but affected individuals treated them with fear and suspicion. When the change was reverted through unknown means, all individuals within the affected area lost their memories of the event, although those who had left the area of effect before the restoration of color retained their memories. Date of Occurrence: 3/21/2014 through 3/23/2014 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics administered to individuals who retained memories of the event, and all records of the event destroyed.

Event Description: All weights within the ██████&Son Gym assumed a red coloration for a period of five hours. All the affected weights possessed a white sticker reporting the words "Tired of the old, boring, black weights? (T_T) ██-██ Try the red ones! (*A*) ██-██". Date of Occurrence: 2014/██/██ Location: Birmingham, England, UK. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics were administered to all witnesses. All weights were taken in custody for further studying. Following the event, the objects displayed no apparent anomalous effect. However, closer inspections revealed that the words "Brought to you by the Kobayashi Athletics" were inscribed on the items. All weights were replaced by new ones. The establishment is to be kept under surveillance until 2016/██/██.

Event Description: Two individuals were observed to spend seven hours attempting to move past each other in a narrow hallway before one collapsed from exhaustion, at which point the other decided to take a different route. There is no indication, either from recorded footage of the event or from the testimony of the involved parties, that this was intentional or involuntary. Date of Occurrence: 2014/██/██ Location: Boston, Massachusetts office of ██████████, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Affected subjects were provided with appropriate medical care and amnestics were administered to all known witnesses. The hallway in question and the affected subjects have shown no anomalous properties before or since.

Event Description: During a public concert in the town of ██████, Georgia, a large number of Procyon lotor (common raccoon) assembled behind the outdoor concert stage, and started constructing an object resembling a shrine out of materials they had collected from various places around the town, including branches, pine cones, fast-food wrappers, old newspaper, and a trash-can lid. After the shrine was constructed, the raccoons proceeded to make motions described by onlookers as "bowing" to the shrine, and then quickly scattered. Upon attempted destruction of the shrine by civilian Joseph ███████, a large and aggressive nursery of raccoons emerged, numbering more than 100 by most witness accounts. The nursery proceeded to assault Joseph ███████, resulting in his death. Date of Occurrence: █/██/20██ Location: Brookhaven, Georgia, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: All those who witnessed the event were given Class-A amnestics. Death of Joseph ███████ covered up with a report of a violent mugging. Concert zone acquired by Foundation under the cover of construction. Shrine destroyed by small explosives from a safe distance under the same cover of construction. Observational post disguised as a bird sanctuary constructed. No other anomalous occurrences to date.

Event Description: All moths in a 5 kilometer radius of a single porch light made their way towards the light and gathered there for an hour. The moths then dispersed into the surrounding area. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: No special actions, due to lack of witnesses at time of event. The area is to be observed for more anomalous activity until 1/1/████.

Event Description: A large, ten-centimeter thick layer of snow suddenly fell over the town of ██████, Massachusetts and coated the entire area. No clouds were visible at the time and despite sudden shifts in supported weight no buildings or structures were damaged. Date of Occurrence: █/██/1999 Location: Fall River, Massachusetts, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: A sample of the snow was obtained; it was found to be mundane. All residents of the town administered Class-A amnestics. As the event occurred quickly, very little video footage was captured. However, all documentation of the event has been destroyed.

Event Description: For a period of approximately five hours, ██████ residents of Pompano Beach, Florida and ████ non-residents working in the city, including ██ Foundation employees, experienced a shared hallucination. Interviews with those affected have provided a detailed, highly consistent account of the entire city being transported to the surface of a planet (believed to be Venus), protected by a dome of unknown design. (See Document E-41567-██ for full account.) However, telephone records, security camera feeds and interviews with non-resident non-employees suggest that nothing unusual happened during the time period and that all those affected were present on Earth and went about their business as normal. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2011 Location: Pompano Beach, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected individuals provided with amnestics after interview. Foundation personnel involved in the event have been commended for controlling media coverage. amnestic treatment has successfully removed memories of the event. Implementation of further surveillance is currently under debate.

Event Description: Towards the end of a show, musician █████████████ began sweating profusely. For 6 minutes, the sweat fell to the floor and pooled together, forming into various miniature trains. Following this, the trains rapidly evaporated. Date of Occurrence: 05/22/2015 Location: Earth, Texas, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses (including the musician) were administered Class-A amnestics. No further action was required, and the show was generally well received.

Event Description: Over an eight-minute period, six hundred and ninety-seven lightning strikes occurred within a twenty-mile wide radius around Faeto, Italy. Meteorological data shows that the locations of these strikes formed a "smiley." At the same time, all drinking water within the settlement was, according to anecdotal evidence, icy cold, scented of strawberries, and could not be boiled or otherwise heated. Date of Occurrence: 2015/07/01 Location: Faeto, Italy. Follow-up Actions Taken: Water supplies and meteorological data throughout Apulia to be monitored over a six-month period.

Event Description: Commencing at 07:31, all instances of the Basenji breed of Canis lupus familiaris barked constantly for one minute and forty three seconds. Commencement/cessation of barking was not linked to any external stimuli. Date of Occurrence: 2015/07/03 Location: Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Fallopia, Agent [REDACTED]'s Basenji, taken for post-anomaly testing. No anomalous activity noted since.

Event Description: At approximately █:26 AM local time, a train bound from █████████ to █████ (hereafter Train-A) collided with an identical train moving along the same line from █████ to █████████ (hereafter Train-B). Of the 56 casualties observed, only 28 civilians were identified. Each civilian was identified twice, with one instance riding Train-A and the other instance riding Train-B. Examination shows that all electronic and time-keeping devices present on Train-B at the time of collision were 9 hours slow. All passengers are confirmed to have been traveling on the route of Train-B 9 hours before the event, though without incident. Temporal interference has been suggested, though the cause is currently unknown and the logical paradox the situation represents has been deemed unsolvable. Whether all civilians involved caught the same train as one another twice consecutively as the result of coincidence or the effect of causal manipulation is unknown. No passengers of either train survived the impact. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2015 Location: ███████████ train line, Victoria, Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All Train-B passengers were removed from the scene and taken into Foundation custody, currently kept in Site-██ cold storage. The ███████████ train line has been put under observation for further extranormal activity over a 6 month period, which is yet uneventful.

Event Description: Starting at 2:22 PM, all users in the ████████ chatroom ceased conversation and began to repeat the phrase "nag gimno bgaithu sa yginno alibgn yamoa gna as ahud ak" at two second intervals. This behavior continued for two hours before ceasing. No users seemed to recall the event, claiming that a regular conversation had occurred. Many users claimed to have closed the chat window or left their computer during the course of the event, despite the fact that their corresponding chat handles continued to repeat the phrase throughout the event. Users who joined the chat room while the event was underway did not participate in the event but did not type anything until after the event was finished. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2015 Location: Computers around the world, most concentrated in the United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: All screenshots of the conversation were deleted, and the █████████ chatroom has been placed under surveillance for further anomalous behavior.

Event Description: For a period of approximately 3 minutes, no less than 10,000 calls were made to the number 1-800-███-████ for the [REDACTED] for ███. Records indicate that all calls came from a single number and further investigation indicates that the number is currently in use by an employee of the company who did call that day but was held up in the queue. At the 3-minute mark, all calls vanished completely from the queue. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: █████, ██████ ████, Philippines, calls were documented to come from the employee's address in ████, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Call records for the time frame when the calls occurred were expunged from the system and false records inputted during a routine system maintenance the next day. Class-B amnestics were administered to all parties involved while the employee was monitored for the next 3 months but no anomalous activity was noted.

Event Description: At roughly 2:30 PM, sixteen (16) city buses pulled up to a movie theater owned by a private company; all buses were packed full. All people aboard the buses (bus drivers included) as well as the owner of the movie theater shared the same first name: "Greg". Furthermore, the Gregs' all came to the location to see the same movie, "████: ███ █████". Said movie had a Greg starring in the lead role. There was no convention of any sorts occurring at the time in the town, nor any in the world at that time that was summoning people with the name "Greg". Date of Occurrence: 3/17/199█ Location: Greg's Theater, Unity, Pennsylvania, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Interviews with all 1267 Gregs' involved as well as their families found that this had not been a planned event, and that 97% of all people involved did not know anyone else that had attended prior to the event. No records indicate that there were any advertisements or events that would have sparked such an occurrence. All Gregs' and witnesses involved were given Class-A amnestics. A cover-up story involving a Greg convention was released, and no further incident occurred after cover-up was released. Theater was monitored for two years, but aside from a reduced crime rate for the first two weeks after the event no anomalous activity occurred. Note: This was easily the most confusing case I've ever had to deal with. -Agent Greg

Event Description: At 8:30 AM local time, a 911 call was made regarding a construction worker who's neck had been broken. Ambulance arrived three minutes later, and OSWA arrived within twenty minutes, among which was an embedded Foundation agent. Investigation discovered that the employee's construction helmet had increased in weight from 0.28 kg to 16.7 kg once the helmet had been placed on the employee's head. Date of Occurrence: 7/14/2005 Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Item confiscated. All personnel involved given Class-B amnestics. Broken neck blamed on the worker being hit by a sledge-hammer another worker dropped from the top of the building being worked on.

Event Description: An adult tiger composed entirely of liquid paint manifested within a tiger enclosure at a public zoo. Entity showed no aggression towards other tigers or zookeepers within the enclosure. An hour after manifestation, the entity ceased cohesion and spread across the floor of the enclosure. Date Of Occurrence: 7/14/2015 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics. Video footage and picture of the entity have been confiscated. Neither the zoo nor the paint showed anomalous properties following the event.

Event Description: For a period of approximately 10 minutes, all organic sweet corn (Zea mays var. saccharata) growing on the T█████ C████ Farm began to spontaneously “pop” as if it were popcorn. According to an interview with the farm owners, the popping began and ended gradually, reaching its peak frequency around the 5-minute mark. Investigations determined that approximately 6,070 square meters (1.5 acres) of corn popped, yielding 38,035 emptied corn cobs and approximately 6,500 kg of popped corn. Date of Occurrence: 09/09/2015 Location: Friendsville, Maryland, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics administered to all witnesses. Affected land was cleaned up and burned, and a cover story was implanted about faulty farm equipment sparking a fire. Popcorn and cobs were confiscated and incinerated. Samples of popcorn, cobs, stalks, soil, and surrounding air revealed no unusual properties, and popcorn was deemed safe for human consumption. Farm is to be kept under minor surveillance until 2018.

Event Description: At 4:34 PM, an unidentified man (estimated to be 56 years old) turned into wax and collapsed while riding a crowded city bus. Remains showed no anomalous properties. Date of Occurrence: 10/15/2015 Location: Cedar Springs, Colorado, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Remains were confiscated, and all witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. No further action was deemed necessary.

Event Description: For a period of one hour, all dropped objects within the city produced an unidentified male voice imitating the expected sound. Date of Occurrence: 11/24/2015 Location: Cedar Springs, Colorado, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All recordings of the incident were altered or destroyed, and witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics.

Event Description: All black pens in the west wing of Site-24 ran out of ink simultaneously. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██ Location: West wing of Site-24. Follow-up Actions Taken: All Foundation personnel switched to blue pens for 24 hours until Agent ██████ got more black pens.

Event Description: In the span of two minutes, Agent ██████, a newly recruited member of MTF-Zeta-2, received over seven thousand texts from his mother. Most of the texts were nonsensical, consisting of word salad or strings of seemingly random letters. However, several words and phrases were noticeably repeated throughout the texts, including "don't", "why", "not my son", "what did you do" and "it isn't me". Interrogation of Agent ██████'s mother revealed that she had not used her phone that day; however, she reported a stabbing headache around the time the messages had been sent, as well as a sudden, irrational distrust towards Agent █████. Date of Occurrence: 6/23/2016 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Both Agent █████ and his mother have been placed under surveillance for further anomalous activity, and Agent █████ has been temporarily removed from MTF-Zeta-2 pending investigation.

Event Description: Approximately 1,000 different specimens of Canis lupus familiaris (domestic dog) capable of verbal communication sprinted down the main street of the town claiming they were "chasing the meat truck". The dogs continued towards the exit of the town and disappeared at its border. Date of Occurrence: 16/12/████ Location: Cold Lake, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: All eye-witnesses were given Class C amnestics and surveillance of Cold Lake has been placed.

Event Description: Seventeen individuals sneezed in sequence the notes comprising the first two bars of "Deck the Halls". Date of Occurrence: 19/08/2014 Location: Grand Central Station, New York City, New York, United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: Given the time of day and number of potential witnesses, amnestic treatment was not recommended for all but affected individuals. Interviews with affected individuals revealed causes ranging from allergies to infections to sunlight as the source of sneezing. No link between individuals was obtained; most considered the event an amusing coincidence. MTF-Rho-13 ("YouTube Celebs") deployed an online cover-up story claiming the event was an out-of-season test run for a flash mob.

Event Description: Forty-nine fresh human corpses appeared in the master bedroom of a home undergoing construction, during the 30 second duration between the installation of a door in the doorframe, and the opening of the door for the first time. All corpses were of the same individual (identified as former United States Senator Joseph McCarthy, 1908-1957) at different ages, ranging from an estimated 48 years old to a newborn with umbilical cord still attached. Autopsies revealed that the corpses had all died of aortic dissection; aortic damage was identical on each corpse. Date of Occurrence: 14/11/1999 Location: Donaustadt, Vienna, Austria. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics administered to construction personnel; Class-A amnestics administered to first responders. Home acquired by Foundation and placed under surveillance; no further anomalous phenomena or properties detected. Corpses taken into custody for analysis; no anomalous properties or phenomena detected; corpses currently maintained in Site-19 low-value storage freezer. Remains of original Joseph McCarthy exhumed and analyzed, and re-interred after no anomalous properties or phenomena detected. Foundation pathologists were unable to detect any signs of actual or incipient aortic dissection in remains of original Joseph McCarthy, but emphasize the difficulty of detecting such signs in remains which have undergone natural decomposition for over 40 years.

Event Description: A worker at the ████ Chemical Company vomited for four consecutive minutes, producing a total of 15 Craftsman brand ball-peen hammers from his digestive tract. Witnesses say that just prior to the incident, the subject, Z██████ C██████████, complained of abdominal pain. When asked what was wrong, he responded, "It's hammer time" before proceeding to vomit. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2013 Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Physical traces cleaned up before Foundation Agents reached ████ Chemical. Hammers confiscated; no anomalous properties observed. amnestics administered to all witnesses and Z██████ C██████████'s employment history was scrubbed from the company database. Subject taken into custody and given provisional classification as Anomalous Item S-14005, however extended observation revealed no further anomalies. Subject amnesticized and released on ██/██/2014.

Event Description: Eighty people living in ███████, Poland, were immobilized, regardless of what they were doing, for one minute and twenty seconds. No attempt to cure them was successful. Three people were wounded when a car crashed on a tree due to the event affecting the driver. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2016 Location: ███████, West Pomeranian Voivodeship, Poland. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics administered to subjects affected and witnesses. No further anomalous phenomena were recorded in the area.

Event Description: All vehicles within a 1 kilometer radius of 23 ██████ St, █████████, West Virginia disappeared for a 12 hour period at 12:00 P.M. At the end of the 12 hour period, all vehicles returned to their position prior to their disappearance. People within vehicles at this time were not recovered. Date of Occurrence: 04/04/2016 Location: 23 ██████ St, Glenville, West Virginia, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to the residents of █████████. Area monitored for further anomalous activity.

Event Description: For approximately 17 minutes, an ordinary football (soccer ball) became immobile after it was kicked towards a goalpost by an 11 year old male, becoming suspended approximately 1.2 meters away from the ground. Attempts to move the ball by both the child and their parents were unsuccessful. After the 17 minutes passed, the football resumed its prior trajectory and hit the goal. Date of Occurrence: 15/03/2015 Location: Coagh, Northern Ireland. Follow-up Actions Taken: Child and parental witnesses were interviewed, and administered Class-B amnestics. The ball, field and goal were all tested, and no further anomalous properties were found.

Event Description: At 13:47 local time, a shockwave (later confirmed to be a sonic boom) emanating from an aisle in a local ███████ supermarket shattered windows within a radius of approximately 800 metres and caused significant structural damage to the building and nearby objects. At least ███ people were killed, a further ███ injured, and an estimated ███,███ Euro of damages was caused, along with numerous cases of permanent deafness. Upon investigation of salvageable CCTV footage, the sonic boom appeared to be caused by an unidentified man in the frozen food aisle sneezing, followed very shortly afterwards by the event. The camera that filmed it was damaged, but responding Foundation personnel confirmed that the man had been killed by the blast. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██ Location: Bad Aibling, Germany. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics distributed. Cover story about a severe car bombing released to the public. Identity of the man causing the event investigated without result. Area monitored until ██/██/20██, with no repeat occurrence.

Event Description: The town of Bonner Springs, Kansas was found to have completely disappeared on ██/██/20██ after several murders were reported from the town. All records regarding the town were unchanged and all inhabitants were found within Harrisburg, South Dakota. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██ Location: Bonner Springs, Kansas, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics distributed. Cover story of a mass nuclear power plant failure and subsequent city demolishing was planted.

Event Description: An unidentified man in ████████ Plaza, Chicago, was suddenly decapitated. Despite this, the corpse remained standing for an estimated eleven minutes before collapsing. Witnesses reported feelings of tranquility and safety immediately after. Date of Occurrence: ██/12/2010 Location: ████████ Plaza, Chicago, Illinois, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses given Class-B amnestics, body remanded to Site-12 cold storage. Autopsy revealed no anomalous effects on the corpse.

Event Description: Seventeen residents in Cherkessk suddenly flew upward with great speed, causing damage to the surrounding area due to wind damage. Mangled, identifiable corpses of affected subjects (likely from friction with wind) later located on Mars's moon, Deimos. Date of Occurrence: 14:51, ██/█/2011 Location: Cherkessk, Russia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics administered to witnesses, and all residents of Cherkessk relocated to █████ until the damaged structures have been repaired.

Event Description: From 10/2/2000 to 10/21/2000, new editions of the newspaper comic strip Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson were printed in the ██████ █████, a newspaper distributed in ██████ County, Maine. The strips depicted a single story arc over the course of its running, in which Calvin's wagon is destroyed, with Hobbes losing an arm in the process. Watterson has not published any new Calvin and Hobbes cartoons since 1995. Date of Occurrence: 10/2/2000-10/21/2000 Location: ██████ County, Maine. Follow-up Actions Taken: Editions of the newspaper with the comics printed in them were confiscated, with the archive of the ██████ █████ expunged; all extant editions are archived. The strips were presented to Watterson, who confirmed that the art style, lettering, and signature were all his own, but he had not written or published them. Watterson was administered Class-A amnestics following this.

Event Description: During a performance of As You Like It, all members of the cast and audience emitted a nine-minute long shriek accompanied by applause from the audience. Clapping was vigorous enough that lacerations appeared on the hands of the audience members at five minutes into the event. Lacerations then healed at the conclusion of the event, with the phrase "Nag gimno bgaithu sa yginno alibgn yamoa gna as ahud ak" being repeated five times before the event concluded. No individuals in the audience or cast recall their actions; crew members were unaffected, and reported this event. Date of Occurrence: 7/12/2016 Location: Stratford, Ontario Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to the connection to a previously recorded Extranormal Event, an investigation has been opened into the possibility of a recurring phenomenon. All crew members unaffected by the event were given Class-A amnestics, and monitoring equipment has been set up in all Stratford theaters.

Event Description: At ██████ █████████ High School, all females in the building simultaneously turned into male walruses for 15 minutes. After 15 minutes had passed, none of the students affected remembered the event. Date of Occurrence: █/█/05 Location: Firestone, Colorado Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics distributed to male witnesses.

Event Description: The Windows XP computer startup sound suddenly emanated over a town intersection at around 120 dB. Date of Occurrence: 8/2/2014 Location: Northern Prague, Czech Republic. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics remotely administered to everyone 5 km from the epicenter.

Event Description: A live Masai Giraffe (Giraffa tippelskirchi) was seen by ██ personnel stationed at Area-██ over the course of three weeks. Specimen evaded all attempts at capture. Date(s) of Occurrence: ██/██/2016-██/██/2016 Location: Area-██, Palmer Land, Antarctica. Follow-up Actions Taken: Personnel are to remain alert for future appearances.

Event Description: The horns on all of the cars in the ██████ dealership lot simultaneously honked the Tetris theme for two hours straight, despite the cars being empty. Only people on the lot at the time had a recollection of the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██. Location: Lovelock, Nevada, U.S.A. Follow-up Actions Taken: All people on the ████████ ██████ dealership lot were given Class-C amnestics. Foundation tracking devices were put into all cars, and dealership and cars are being monitored for further anomalous activity.

Event Description: Amariah Jo Billings, a resident of Bellefonte Pennsylvania, received a call from an unknown phone number. The number had an area code of 808, indicating a number registered in Hawaii, but no phone with that number has been identified. The caller was reported to be a male with a distinct South African accent. A transcript of the call, which was discovered via Foundation monitoring of the area, is as follows.

Billings: Hello? <unknown>: Hello Mom? This is Dad. Billings: Who is this? <unknown>: I'm picking up the kids from the tongue. There's some car interference because an Ortorthan regiment ate the road. Be home soon with Son. Bye! (Call ends.)

Date of Occurrence: 6/18/1997 Location: Bellefonte, Pennsylvania, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Billings was administered Class-A amnestics and her phone confiscated. Phone was found to be totally non-anomalous. Billings has no connections with the Church of The Second Hytoth.

Event Description: For seventeen seconds, all Internet links would redirect users to the front page of Inter.net Date of Occurrence: 1/15/2017 Location: Worldwide. Follow-up Actions Taken: Inter.net taken down for the malicious redirecting of users.

Event Description: The eyes of all individuals within ██████ High School were replaced by various fruits. Individuals' eye sockets were observed to change in size to accommodate larger or smaller fruits. Affected individuals reported no difference in visual perception, although most if not all claimed to be unable to perceive the color purple, or any variations of it. Upon exiting the building, fruits were observed to split open, revealing the subject's eyes within. Subject's eye socket would then return to normal size, although the resulting color blindness persisted. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Wentzville, Missouri, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics administered to all individuals. Security camera recordings during the time were destroyed, and replaced with video recording from the previous week.

Event Description: All humans within a 17 kilometer radius became unable to recall events from the past two hours. A number of people were found to be missing from the area, and all images of notable political figures were in some way defiled or altered. Date of Occurrence: 12:00-14:00, ██/██/████ Location: Sandwich, Kent, England Follow-up Actions Taken: Majority of altered images replaced with replicas, cover stories fabricated for missing persons. Class-C amnestics were administered to residents via water supply, under the cover story of a chemical waste spillage.

Event Description: All television screens, digital ad screens, and electronic devices in New York City suddenly started playing a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." Date of Occurrence: 5/15/2009. Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics deployed via helicopter. Electronics within the city are to be monitored for further anomalous activity.

Event Description: A man exploded into several thousand two rupee coins while boarding a train. All coins were dated to 2011 and were in mint condition. Witnesses reported that the man had looked ill beforehand, as if he was suffering from motion sickness. Date of Occurrence: 4/27/2012 Location: Canacona Train Station, Canacona, Goa, India. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses administered Class-A amnestics; coins collected for additional observation.

Event Description: The Leaning Tower of Pisa briefly shifted position to correct its tilt. After a few seconds, the tower went back to its original form and "leaning" position. Date of Occurrence: 02/02/2017. Location: Pisa, Italy. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses given Class A amnestics. Hidden cameras placed near tower to monitor it for further anomalous activity.

Event Description: An antique telephone switchboard in the ██ ████ █████ Coffeehouse began ringing at 1:55pm local time, at a volume of approximately 20 decibels. This continued for 22 minutes, despite the switchboard not being connected to any power source. During this time, all patrons of the coffee house were observed to be wearing clothing and speaking varieties of English appropriate to the time period circa 1938-1948. At 2:17pm local time, the switchboard stopped ringing, and all patrons returned to normal. Date of Occurrence: 6/26/2017 Location: Longmont, Colorado, United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: All patrons present during the event were given Class B amnestics. Switchboard in question was taken by Foundation agents, but a close examination revealed no anomalous properties.

Event Description: Every figure depicting spiritual entities worshipped by Chinese Folk Religions within 12 (twelve) kilometers of █████████ Temple within the municipality of Lugang, Taiwan became independently animated for a period of ██ minutes and 48 seconds. Actions of eating and drinking of offerings and speaking (albeit no noises were observed to have emanated), were noted by Foundation assets. No communication with animated figures within the duration of the anomalous occurrence was achieved. No re-occurence was observed since. Date of Occurrence: 07/██/2017 Location: Lugang, Taiwan. Follow-up Actions Taken: Procedure "Sutra Reading" was taken by the Chinese Foundation branch. Class-B amnestics were administered via Aerosol within places of worship amongst large amounts of witnesses. Media coverup was enacted, stating that all video recordings were a part of a publicity stunt, faked via mass CGI production.

Event Description: For 2 hours and 17 minutes, all personnel at Site-54 reported heavy breathing on the back of their necks. Any attempts to view the source had resulted in the breathing cease momentarily, before continuing behind them. Three D-Class vanished at exactly 2:13 before all anomalous breathing ceased. Date of Occurrence: █/██/2017 Location: Site-54, Germany. Follow-up Actions Taken: All personnel administered Class-A amnestics upon request.

Event Description: Roughly 21,300 residents of Los Angeles, California received a .mp3 file via an unknown method titled "20170815_002538." The audio consisted of an unknown metallic clanking, a shuffling sound, and breathing. Towards the end, a young, faint female voice proclaims "Hello, [UNINTELLIGIBLE]," before the audio cuts out. The owner of said voice has not been identified. Date of Occurrence: 8/16/2017 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All copies of the file were deleted remotely besides one, stored in a USB drive in Site-19. Class-A amnestics administered.

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Event Description: An open-casket funeral held for Mr. ███████ Milbourne at ██████████ Funeral Home. No anomalous events were viewed or reported during the entire service, but all video recordings of the funeral (two commercial camcorders and three smartphones) viewed after calling hours revealed the body of Mr. Milbourne sitting up in his casket and looking around, angrily belittling and insulting nearby attendees of the funeral, accompanied by rude gestures and noises, such as blowing raspberries. During the eulogy (delivered by Mr. Milbourne's brother-in-law), Mr. Milbourne's body makes several sarcastic comments, the majority of which involve repeating spoken lines in a mocking tone. Date of Occurrence: 8/05/2016 Location: Lexington-Fayette, Kentucky, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All attendees administered Class-A amnestics. Recording devices seized for study, but were revealed to have no anomalous properties when recording funerals, corpses, or other subject matter related to the event. Past recordings are found to be non-anomalous. Witnesses interviewed before amnestic administration described Mr. Milbourne as a "very polite and soft-spoken man" when he was alive.

Event Description: The ambient temperature in Room 332B (a conference room on the campus of the University of ██████) has matched the ambient temperature at that same time in Dasht-e Lut, Iran for an extended period of time. This phenomenon persists without regard to the ambient temperature in the locality surrounding Room 332B. Heating and cooling equipment in Room 332B do not affect the ambient temperature there. Date of Occurrence: Ongoing since 08/25/2017 Location: United States Follow-up Actions Taken: Room taken out of service. Since the temperature in Dasht-e Lut is normally uncomfortably hot, the room is unsuitable for conference room purposes.

Event Description: For a period of five minutes, all the students in the dorms of the ██████ ██████ School for Disabled Students became completely cured of their disabilities. They forgot the incident after the five minute period, but had sent texts to each other stating what happened. Date of Occurrence: █/█/████ Location: ███████, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics administered to all students, staff, and those contacted during the five minute period. All phones involved were wiped of their memory. Two Class Cs posted inside the school.

Event Description: Agent ████████ observed a traveling group consisting of one male and seven females carrying large burdens, accompanied by thousands of (primarily juvenile) domestic felines. Date of Occurrence: 02/28/20██ Location: West Cornwall Coast Road, 1.8 km from St. Ives, Cornwall, England. Follow-up Actions Taken: Inquiries conducted among local populous. The ultimate origin and destination of the group remain unknown.

Event Description: For a twenty-four hour and forty minute period (equivalent to a single Martian Sol), all data transmitted from active Mars rovers Curiosity and Opportunity showed Mars as having an Earth-like atmosphere. Footage from the respective cameras of the rovers showed the Martian surface covered in a black, moss-like biomass, with free-flowing water. A group of unknown, seemingly amphibian organisms was observed by Curiosity during this time. Neither the ESA's Mars Express or NASA's Mars Odyssey orbiters observed any anomalies during this period. Date of Occurrence: 27-28/5/2016 Location: NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation assets within NASA seized all data recorded during this period, as well as four hours before and after. Missing data covered up as a signal interruption due to a day-long dust storm, and amnestics administered to those who directly observed the phenomenon.

Event Description: Despite continuous motion, the E-Train on the MBTA's Green Line took four hours to travel between Park Street and Boylston station, two consecutive stops with an approximate five-minute travel time. Upon the train's arrival, all speakers within Boylston station broadcasted the words "Poor Charlie", spoken by an unidentified feminine voice. Date of Occurrence: 11/09/2016 Location: Boston, Massachusetts, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Event was contained in-progress, due to multiple calls to emergency services from passengers on the train; line was shut down for emergency maintenance. Upon the train's arrival, all passengers were administered amnestics, and video recordings of the event were confiscated. Surveillance in the Boston area increased for the next calendar year.

Event Description: Almost all individuals who attended the funeral of Roger Kroppermann, a resident of Paradise, Utah, died of asphyxiation within an eight-month period following his internment. The sole survivor suffered severe brain injuries as a result of extended oxygen deprivation. Date of Occurrence: 23/09/2010-29/04/2011 Location: Phenomenon originated in Paradise, Utah; deaths occurred in three other cities in the south-western United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: The last surviving individual of the funeral party died three hours prior to the Foundation being able to establish protective custody. Kroppermann's remains were exhumed, and it was found that both hands were missing from the cadaver, removed post-burial. As of November 2017, the whereabouts of Kroppermann's hands remain unknown.

Event Description: After complaining of stomach pains, male student ██████ ████████ vomited up a human infant. The infant was a healthy female and was connected via umbilical cord to ████████'s stomach lining. DNA testing indicated that ████████ was the child's father, but a mother could not be located. Date of Occurrence: 2014-03-11 Location: ██████████████ Realschule, Munich, Bavaria, Germany Follow-up Actions Taken: The child was recovered and moved to Site-06-3 for observation. Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses. ████████ was placed under five-year observation period; no new anomalies have been discovered so far.

Event Description: A man's salivary glands spontaneously began to produce an estimated 3 liters of saliva per minute. This was sufficient to cause death by drowning within seven minutes, upon which the effects ceased. Date of Occurrence: 2015-09-19 Location: Nishio, Aichi Prefecture, Japan. Follow-up Actions Taken: The body was recovered and placed in cold storage in Site-██ for observation; the death was blamed on a car accident. Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses.

Event Description: Several thousand Coccinella septempunctata (more commonly known as the seven-spotted ladybug) specimens swarmed and attacked a woman, eventually consuming most of the flesh on her body and leaving only a skeleton. The insects then underwent spontaneous combustion. Date of Occurrence: 2015-07-18 Location: Fairford, Gloucestershire, England. Follow-up Actions Taken: A cover story of a house fire was blamed for the fatality; all witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics.

Event Description: All photographs, both digital and physical, were altered to include an image of Bahamian-American actor Sidney Poitier at various stages of his life and participating in the actions depicted in the photographs. Poitier's age corresponded with the age of the youngest depicted person in the photograph. Date of Occurrence: 2016-02-20 Location: Site-17, [REDACTED]. Follow-up Actions Taken: All photographs were confiscated and replaced with altered versions or versions that had been off site during the event. Digital backups of the originals are stored on the Site-17 archives.

Event Description: Forty-three humanoid individuals, each one resembling a United States president, poured out of a supply closet in the Joint Security Area of the Korean Demilitarized Zone. All individuals remained silent until they all gathered in the MAC Conference Building, where they stood in an unorganized cluster while loudly repeating the phrase "blah blah blah", all out of sync with one another. These individuals went unnoticed by the guards in the area for seventeen (17) minutes before one guard in the room suddenly screamed and proceeded to open fire on the group in a panic, killing approximately seven (7) of them and sending the rest scattering, none of which bled from their wounds. Other guards rushed into the room, but seemed to take no notice of the anomalous humanoids, instead choosing to restrain the panicked guard. The escaped humanoids all ran back into the same supply closet from which they had previously appeared. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2017 Location: Demilitarized Zone, Korea. Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics administered to all guards involved. Security footage removed with edited versions replaced. Supply closet was found to have no anomalous properties. Corpses of "presidents" removed for study. Autopsies revealed all individuals were biologically human, but were completely lacking blood. DNA failed to match with any others on record, including those of the presidents they resembled (Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Lyndon B. Johnson, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump).

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Event Description: ████████ ███-██████, a woman admitted to an emergency room in Slaughter, Louisiana for injuries sustained during a car crash, entered labor despite showing no signs of pregnancy prior to admission. A cesarean section was performed, and the subject's uterus was found to contain a small litter of Siamese kittens. Date of Occurrence: 2/19/1992 Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Reports of the event in the media suppressed as a hoax. ███-██████ and all medical personnel who witnessed the event administered Class-A amnestics. Kittens entered Foundation custody, and have shown a decreased rate of aging, currently possessing biology consistent with a three-year-old cat, despite being over twenty-five years of age as of 2017.

Event Description: All writing utensils within the J. Edgar Hoover Building disappeared over a six-hour period. A search of the building the following morning found all missing items embedded point-first in the ceiling of a disused office in the basement, arranged in a long, disk-like shape. Date of Occurrence: 1993-9-10 Location: J. Edgar Hoover Building, Washington, D.C., Maryland, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Items were returned to their respective owners, and the event was written off as an elaborate prank by the janitorial staff. Members of the Unusual Incidents Unit headquartered within the building were instructed to monitor the building for further anomalies for a five-year period.

Event Description: A family of three created a rudimentary religion after several cereal boxes developed human legs and arms, with the religion centered around the worship of these cereals. The family developed false names for these cereals based on their contents, such as Narroct, Lord of the Beehive (Honey-Nut Cheerios), The Pirate and the Sea (Captain Crunch) and The Twins of Rock, Coco and Fruity (Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles respectively). The family members had no recollection of the event when the limbs demanifested after three days. Date of Occurrence: 9/16/████ - 9/19/████ Location: Mountainair, New Mexico, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: All cereal items belonging to the family were confiscated, and Class A amnestics were administered. The cereals have been sent to Site-551 due to potential anomaly.

Event Description: Surveillance camera staff at the natural reserve near Puerto Madero, Buenos Aires City, Argentina, saw what appeared to be the same man in two different parts of the park at the same time, apparently mirroring each other's movements despite the lack of line of sight between the two. The individuals then disappeared into the brush. People in the reserve at that time talked about a weird man talking to himself about the '████ing Paraguayans" before walking off-road. Date of Occurrence: 01/██/2018 Location: Natural reserve, Autonomous City of Buenos Aires, Argentine Republic. Follow-up actions taken: Surveillance tapes of the strange men confiscated, and surveillance staff administered Class-B amnestics. Two Foundation agents disguised as birdwatchers have been assigned to the park to watch for possible developments.

Event Description: An intestinal tumor located in the body of Grover ███████, a 52-year-old man from Des Moines, Iowa, is found to contain an entire secondary brain, including medulla, pituitary gland, and part of a spinal cord. DNA from the brain does not match that of Mr. ███████, and is currently believed to belong to a twelve year-old girl who vanished from Calgary, Alberta, Canada in 1992. Date of Occurrence: 04/05/2010 Location: Des Moines, Iowa Follow-Up Actions Taken: Doctors involved with the surgery amnesticized. Mr. ███████ died following the surgery. Despite several autopsies and examinations, no definitive cause of death has been determined. His cadaver, as well as the brain excised from his stomach, remain in cold storage.

Event Description: $237,981 manifested simultaneously, spread across various countries on flat surfaces at approximately $1.3 per square kilometer. This money changed to a different currency depending on the country it manifested within. Date of Occurrence: 5/9/2014 Location: Worldwide. Follow-Up Actions Taken: None, due to the very obscure nature of the event, and that 87% of all the manifested money was made unusable from external forces.

Event Description: The PA system in a Giant Eagle supermarket announced, "Attention Giant Eagle shoppers: the ritual will now commence," whereupon all individuals within the store stopped what they were doing and hummed an intricate series of notes for approximately five minutes. After another tone, the humming ceased and all affected individuals resumed their business as though nothing had occurred. Date of Occurrence: 10/10/2014 Location: Columbus, Ohio Follow-Up Actions Taken: Event would not have come to Foundation attention if not for discovery of security footage during in-store theft investigation. Individuals affected during event have no memory thereof. As such, it has been determined that attempting to identify and interview each person visible on the tape is unfeasible. Videos confiscated, amnestics administered to store staff, and Foundation agents stationed at Giant Eagle supermarkets to monitor for future events or signs of PA system tampering. Update: As of 27/04/2016, surveillance of Giant Eagle stores has produced no further evidence of anomalous activity. Agents recalled.

Event Description: Every human on earth simultaneously blinked. During the event ███ people disappeared. Date of Occurrence: 3/5/18 Location: Earth. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Various cover up stories to explain missing persons have been enacted. Blinking resulted in minor containment breaches at various sites relating to SCPs pertaining to sight.

Event Description: Between 16:00:04 UST and 19:53:02 UST, black hole Cygnus X-1 underwent a series of rapid fluctuations in registered x-ray flux density, up to 194.2% of the normal value. When converted into Morse Code, the fluctuations spelled out an expanded, 2018 updated version of the 1988 book A Brief History of Time by the recently deceased physicist Stephen William Hawking. Analysis shows the writing style of the updates to be consistent with that of the original author. Date of Occurrence: 3/14/18 Location: Cygnus X-1 Follow-Up Actions Taken: Non-Foundation observers were administered Class-A amnestics, and the observation data in question was covered up. Cygnus X-1 is to be monitored for further anomalies. Whether to release the book under an appropriate cover story is currently under debate.

Event Description: All water in the Samur River was converted to human blood for four days. All water which entered the river at its source was converted into blood, and all blood which flowed out of the river was converted into water. Blood collected directly from the river did not change. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2018-██/██/2018 Location: Samur River, Russia and Azerbaijan Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics were dispersed aerially through the nearby village of Samurçay following completion of event. DNA analysis of collected blood compared against the Foundation genetic database identified all blood as originating from one Joshua Havaldar, a 34-year-old Indian-American man living in San Francisco. He was unable to provide information on the event, but did report exhibiting symptoms consistent with hypovolemia in the preceding week. Mr. Havaldar was administered Class-A Amnestics following interview. Both the Samur River and Mr. Havaldar are currently under a standard five-year monitoring period.

Event Description: A small canoe in the Mississippi River was consumed whole by a Carcharocles megalodon, along with its two occupants. Carcharocles megalodon has been extinct for 2.6 million years, and the river in question is much too shallow to contain a creature of that size. Date of Occurrence: 02/14/2018 Location: Undisclosed location on the Mississippi River, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics were administered to witnesses, and a cover story was circulated claiming the canoe occupants were intoxicated and capsized their vessel accidentally. A task force was sent to locate and capture the anomalous entity, but all attempts to locate the specimen failed.

Event Description: Unscheduled subway train passes through 36th Street subway station in Brooklyn at approximately 80mph. Eye witnesses describe the train as purple with Arabic lettering on the side. Train wasn't reported appearing anywhere else. Date of Occurrence: 07/03/2017 Location: 36th Street, Brooklyn New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses administered Class-A amnestics, and footage of the event was confiscated.

Event Description: During a Toys R Us staff meeting, an employee later identified as William J. Horack stood, announced, "Well, guess I won't need these anymore," and removed his lips with one hand. Afterward, he began to consume the remaining flesh around his mouth — described by witnesses as having the appearance of "pulled pork" — as the other employees returned to normal operations. Horack continued to autocannibalize over the course of the day, captured only intermittently by security cameras despite not leaving the meeting room. At 19:05, Horack had been reduced to skeletal remains, which then vanished. Eyewitnesses reported confusion that the event did not strike them at the time as being out of the ordinary. Date of Occurrence: 15/03/2018 Location: Mayfield Heights, Ohio, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: amnestics distributed to store employees and customers after interviews conducted. Investigation of security cameras revealed no fault. No personal information about William Horack could be attained, and all documentation involved in his three-year employment at Toys R Us appeared to be an intricate forgery. Lips retrieved from initial event location, determined to be faux lips made of wax.

Event Description: Over the course of five days, the entire student population of ██████ ██ Elementary School in Seven Hills, Ohio developed allergies to all nut-based food products. Faculty and individuals not attending ██████ ██ Elementary who enter the building were unaffected. The symptoms ceased if individuals were removed from the premises for sixty-two hours. Notably, a student at the school, Isaac ██████, is currently comatose following a severe allergic reaction as a result of being force-fed a peanut butter sandwich. Date of Occurrence: 02/19-02/23/2018 Location: Seven Hills, Ohio, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: School was shuttered, students were integrated into other elementary schools in the area. Isaac ██████'s condition has shown no improvements. Foundation medical staff are currently attempting to treat and revive him in an attempt to find a link between his current state and the anomaly within ██████ ██ Elementary.

Event Description: All canned food sold at Miller's Supermarket in Craig, Iowa was found to contain one or more live specimens of Lampropeltis triangulum (milk snake) in place of their intended contents. X-ray imaging shows that prior to opening, the cans contained their intended contents, and only upon opening do the snakes appear. Date of Occurrence: 4/18/2017 Location: Craig, Iowa, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Anomaly ceased within twelve hours of its first manifestation. amnestics were administered to all affected, dispatch logs recording emergency calls of the event were scrubbed. All milk snakes contained by the Foundation have yet to show anomalous properties.

Event Description: All individuals with the name Jeffery Smith gathered in the same area and greeted one another before departing. All persons involved claimed their arrival was purely coincidental, and that they had simply been "passing through the area". Date of Occurrence: 12/6/1993 Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Involved individuals were located and amnestized. Event was covered up as a stunt associated with a reality television show.

Event Description: A collection of twenty billboards located in the southern region of Florida were anomalously painted over to display an advertisement for "laundry and tan by dado", an establishment located in Two Egg, Florida. The paint of "laundry and tan by dado" anomalously changes color. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2018 Location: Two Egg, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Billboards were replaced with unaltered variations, and the event attributed to ordinary graffiti. Preliminary investigation of laundry and tan by dado initiated under SCP-888-EX designation.

Event Description: For three minutes all personnel aboard the USS █████ began screaming the phrase "remember fifty-five" before briefly being confused and returning to normal operations. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: The USS ██████ which was located at ███████ ███ █████████ at the time. Follow-up Actions Taken: [FIELD LEFT BLANK]

Event Description: This event was transcribed for the Log of Extranormal Events. This event appeared on its own, and wasn't written by anyone. Date of Occurrence: 6/8/2018 Location: The Log of Extranormal Events Follow-up Actions Taken: The Foundation will view this entry, and subsequently delete it. Then, they will write up an actual event description regarding the actual anomalous event.

Event Description: An event was transcribed onto the document known as "The Log of Extranormal Events" which described itself and how it came into being. Security footage of all locations capable of accessing the log show no personnel within a 1 meter radius of any device capable of editing the aforementioned log. Edit history of all computers shows that there was no edit. Date of Occurrence: 6/8/2018 Locations: All computers capable of accessing the Log of Extranormal Events and all locations of physical copies. Follow-up Actions Taken: The original text was marked as falsified within all copies of the Log of Extranormal Events and kept for reference.

Event Description: Mascot costumes resembling familiar Disney characters spontaneously manifested onto all guests of Disneyland's "Mickey's Toontown" area. Each guest had also anomalously adopted the personality of the character depicted by their respective costume until the costumes demanifested at midnight local time, leaving guests in a wild, confused state. Date of Occurrence: July 7, 2005. Location: Disneyworld, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses and guests were amnesticized.

Event Description: Six corpses, visually and genetically identical to former U.S. President Barack Obama, were discovered in a submerged cave by cave divers. All six corpses were wearing animal costumes. Autopsies revealed that all six individuals drowned, and perished two weeks prior to their discovery. Date of Occurrence: August 17th, 2017 Location: A submerged cave in Quintana Roo, Mexico. Follow-up Actions Taken: Corpses moved to Site-17, all witnesses amnesticized.

Event Description: Twenty kakapo, representing approximately 24% of the extant members of the species, spontaneously combusted over the course of three minutes. Twenty kakapo chicks were found in the remains, genetically identical to the twenty deceased instances. Date of Occurrence: 9/04/2018 Location: Codfish Island, New Zealand Follow-up Actions Taken: amnestics administered to all witnesses, and a brood of mature cloned kakapo were released to account for the disparity. Genetic testing of the chicks found them to be a hybrid of a kakapo and an unidentified species of parrot.

Event Description: At least 1000 instances of plains zebra (Equus quagga) emerged from the opening of the volcanic cone of Shira, located on Mt. Kilimanjaro. Said instances descended Mt. Kilimanjaro and roamed the Kilimanjaro National Park for 2 hours before subsequently disappearing. Date of Occurrence: 02/23/1988 Location: Kilimanjaro National Park, Tanzania Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses to the event were given Class-A amnestics. Members of the organization known as the "Anomalous Zebra Collective", or "AZC", who attempted to ride the zebras out of the Kilimanjaro National Park, were interviewed for information on the AZC before being given Class-A amnestics. Mt. Kilimanjaro has been put under constant surveillance in case of anomalous activity.

Event Description: A door was opened. Date of Occurrence: In a second. Location: Next door. Follow-up Actions Taken: The door was welded shut. Personnel are to be reminded that the entity within the room does not exist. The door is never to be opened. SCP classification is pending.

Event Description: All personal within provisional Site-████-█'s life-support maintenance access tunnels reported hearing the voice of Agent ██████ ████ ████ from The █████ Project speak with distortion akin to being played over a speaker several inches from their ears. The content of said speech was calmly requesting staff to not engage in cannibalism despite there being no indication that anybody onsite had considered an act of that nature. The voice at several points attempted to use code phrases to convince staff that it was Agent ██████ ████ ████ but the codes were confirmed to be false codes given to D-███-██ while he was impersonating Agent ██████ ████ ████. Agent ██████ ████ ████ and D-███-██ had both died due to a train crash on the way to the The █████ Project command post before they could become involved in 1963. Date of Occurrence: 11/06/1966 Location: Provisional Site-████-█, █████ lake. Follow-up Actions Taken: SCP-████-█ denied any involvement with the event and as far as can be determined is correct. No unusual circumstances have been discovered in Agent ██████ ████ ████ or D-███-██'s deaths.

Event Description: All doors within the University of Wisconsin's Music Hall led to what is currently assumed to be an alternate version of the Music Hall. All students who entered this alternate hall were considered lost when the effect ceased, until all missing students exited the university through the main entrance two months later. According to the students, they had all been absent for an estimated ten or twelve minutes. Date of Occurence: 12/4/1999 Location: University of Wisconsin, Wisconsin, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected students amnestitized, cover story of a class field trip spread. School placed under a ten year monitoring period.

Event Description: A ███████ brand washing machine owned by a 54-year-old woman produced the head of her deceased husband after she performed her daily wash-load. Her clothes were not present inside the washing machine, according to the woman's statement. Date of Occurrence: 02/█/2015 Location: Southend-on-Sea, England, UK. Follow-up Actions Taken: The woman in question was given Class-A amnestics and the washing machine was taken into Site-██. On ██/█/2016, the washing machine was destroyed.

Event Description: During a snowstorm affecting Staraya Kuban, 50,000 bath duck toys were found along the shore. The ducks were found inside five plastic wire mesh bags and displayed no anomalous qualities. The ducks were taken to Site-██, where they mysteriously disappeared after five days of recovery when line of sight was broken for approximately three minutes. Date of Occurrence: 03/25/18 Location: Lake Staraya Kuban, Krasnodar, Russia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All civilians near Staraya Kuban were administered Class-A amnestics. A small search team has been sent in Krasnodar for any appearance of a similarly looking duck toy.

Περιγραφή εκδήλωσης: Για περίπου μία ώρα το ψηφιακό κείμενο σε τυχαίες ιστοσελίδες παγκοσμίως μεταφράζεται στα ελληνικά και όλες οι προσπάθειες υποβολής του εγγράφου στα αγγλικά αποτυγχάνουν. Δεν υπάρχει συσχέτιση μεταξύ των ιστοτόπων που επηρεάζονται. Ημερομηνία: 09/01/18 Τοποθεσία: Διάφορες ιστοσελίδες Παρακολούθηση ενεργειών που έχουν ληφθεί: Καλύψτε την ιστορία μιας αποτυχίας του Μετάφραση Google.

Event Description: During the decommissioning and deconstruction of Specialized Laboratory 4389-UC!S-11 in Research Sector 8-Alpha of Site-15, ███████ █████ began to experience what was later determined to be a stroke and died in the site medical ward. At the time no actual anomaly was found and operations proceeded as normal. In 1984, Site-15 underwent a routine casual scan which detected retro-casual ectoentropic interference in the events of his death which was confirmed by further scans. To this day the actual alterations made and the entity responsible are unknown. Date of Occurrence: 06/13/1977 Location: Site-15, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: ███████ █████'s family was told that he died in a civilian construction operation. Deconstruction was completed in 1978 despite set-backs. The event was extensively investigated but no more more information has been gained. It is theorized that the Foundation's methods of detecting these events are flawed and simply reading a false negative but similar malfunctions have not been noted. The records of Site-15 were examined but none of the tests run in the Specialized Laboratory 4389-UC!S-11 had any known retro-casual or ectoentropic properties.

Event Description: Over a period of 23 minutes, Agent ███████ shrank to 5% her original height, before expiring due to low body temperature. No cause of this anomaly was found. Date of Occurrence. 02/27/2012 Location: Area 52, India. Follow-up Actions Taken: The next of kin was notified, and Agent ███████'s very small body was delivered for burial.

Event Description: At 5:34 8:18 3:24 a time, all individuals were unable to deduce the current time for approximately 45 minutes, despite the presence of functional timekeeping devices. All individuals who reference the event, regardless of their involvement, are similarly unable to deduce the time it occurred. Date of Occurrence: 06/12/2010 Location: California, Pennsylvania, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: None.

Event Description: Four new species of landfowl, with entire populations including a domestic breed, spontaneously manifested worldwide. Similarly, all members of the species Struthio Camelus Domesticus vanished, alongside all infrastructure related to their breeding and consumption. The memories of roughly 99.7% of the population were simultaneously altered, causing retroactive acceptance. Date of Occurrence. 01/18/2008 Location: Worldwide Follow-up Actions Taken: Distance communication between the 0.3% of the population whose memories were not altered are being intercepted and altered by a Foundation AI. Conspiracy groups are tracked down as they arise and administered amnesiacs. The four new species have been classified under a new Genus known as Gallus. Note: None of you know what you're missing out on. KFO was way better than KFC is or could ever hope to be.

Event Description: A male high-school of student stated "Later nerds!" before entering into a classroom cabinet. After five minutes, an entirely separate student exited the cabinet. Neither the student nor any individuals present acknowledged the change. Date of Occurrence. 12/13/2018 Location: Apple Valley, Utah, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses administered Class-A amnestics, both the student and their relatives were administered targeted Class-C amnestics in regards to the student's appearance. Cabinet showed no anomalous properties following the event.

Event Description: During a prison riot, all pants worn by both inmates and correctional staff suddenly became ambulatory and attempted to free themselves from their wearers. After a period of 21 minutes, all instances proceeded to scale over the facility's wall and run into a nearby river. Date of Occurrence: 03/08/1990 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to all participants and witnesses. Cover story of a prison riot disseminated. Subsequent batches of clothing showed no anomalous properties. As per 01/13/2019 none of the anomalous pants instances have been located.

Event Description: All individuals within a buffet restaurant proceeded to dance vigorously for several hours, until the restaurant's standard closing time. Once all individuals ceased dancing, they showed signs of severe lethargy and collectively consumed all food present within the restaurant, including food that was uncooked or otherwise inedible. Date of Occurrence: 01/0��/199█ Location: Bowling Green, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All individuals were administered Class-A amnestics. Following the event, three individuals required their stomachs to be pumped, and an additional seven showed signs of food poisoning. The restaurant has since been shut down by Foundation agents acting as health inspectors, and no further anomalous activity has been recorded.

Event Description: In the cafeteria of Site-77, a researcher was walking to a table when they suddenly collapsed on the floor. Everyone else in the cafeteria turned their heads and vocalized "Bruh." in an unknown male voice. The researcher in question stood back up and said "That was shit, sorry everyone." Date Of Occurrence: 01/01/2020 Location: Site-77, Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All researchers were questioned, everyone who was questioned recognized the abnormality of the event, but could only refer to it as a "bruh moment". It seems only the researchers who were involved in the event were only able to describe it as a "bruh moment".

Event Description: From 04:38 to 14:29 GMT the Galapagos Tectonic Microplate, located under the southeastern Pacific Ocean, spontaneously disappeared. Adjacent lithospheric magma anomalously retained pressure and did not liquefy or intrude into the vacuum, nor did the surrounding ocean water. At 14.29 exactly GMT a slight tremor of Magnitude 3 occurred in the area and the Plate returned to its original position. No further anomalous properties have yet been recorded. Date Of Occurrence: 09/10/2018 Location: Pacific Ocean. Follow-up Actions Taken: Seismic data of the event was wiped from global earthquake monitoring facilities. Further public mentions of the event are to be monitored for and acted upon as needed.

Event Description: During the closed-casket funeral of 73-year-old Maurice Gibson, the coffin spontaneously opened and an entire Mariachi band climbed out one at a time. They performed a short piece before climbing back into the coffin which shut behind them. When opened by the wife of the deceased, it contained his body and nothing else unusual. Date of Occurrence: 01-07-2019 Location: Sunny Hills Funeral Home, Oklahoma, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Event passed off as a marketing prank for a local restaurant. Sunny Hills Funeral Home is to be placed under watch until 01-07-202█.

Event Description: During a live performance, the skin of the members of the British band Kero Kero Bonito has started to slowly glow pink until reaching the color #FF91A4 (Salmon pink). Despite this the observers did not regard the occurrence as unusual. When later interviewed the observers have reported the hue to feel completely normal and natural. Date of Occurrence: 04-01-2017 Location: Singapore. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses have been administered Class-A amnestics, and all camera footage has been passed off as an editing trick to all professional footage and as a camera glitch to all homemade footage.

Event Description: A resident of Cut Bank, Montana was reported to have re-materialized his breakfast at a local Denny's after not being satisfied with the meal. After finishing his meal, he was seen retrieving two seemingly uneaten pieces of toast and scrambled eggs from his mouth, despite eating the meal fifteen minutes prior. He was also observed spitting orange juice back into his glass. He then stormed out of the Denny's, yelling and throwing the meal at staff as he left. Date of Occurrence: 08-31-2008 Location: Cut Bank, Montana, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: CCTV footage depicting the event was taken in for study. The staff, resident, and any other witnesses to the event were administered Class-A amnestics. Further monitoring of the Denny's location revealed no anomalies.

Event Description: All 15 employees in a meeting at ███████ Offices began to repeatedly punch themselves in the face for 37 minutes while saying "Why am I punching myself?" again and again until another employee opened the door to the room. Date of Occurrence: 03-20-2019 Location: An office building in Bee Cave, Texas. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B Amnestics given to employees. ███████ Offices is to be monitored until 03-20-2023.

Event Description: At 07:32 UST, an island appeared approximately 1,600 km off the eastern coast of South America. The island was measured to be 150 km2. The top half consisted of dense rainforest, while the bottom half of the island was a snowy tundra. Many different types of flora and fauna were found inhabiting the island, including several species of animals thought to have been extinct. Four avian anomalies previously in Foundation custody were also found to have been island, constituting a containment breach. MTF-Lambda-4 ("Birdwatchers") successfully re-contained the entities. At 16:32, media circulated that the South American geologists could no longer locate the island. It was later found to have vanished from all radar and satellite images. The area is to be monitored for any further appearances. Date of Occurrence: 07-24-1966 Location: South Pacific Ocean Follow-up Actions Taken: All members of the South American geology team were administered Class-A amnestics. amnestics were also administered aerially to any civilians on the east coast of South America who may have witnessed the event. Any photographs or satellite images taken of the island or its wildlife were confiscated by the Foundation for analysis. Information disseminated by the Foundation explained that a tectonic plate shift was responsible for the event.

Event Description: All digital viewing of news outlets around a 15 km radius centered on ████████ Comprehensive School suddenly came onto a viewing of the moon landing with commentary from several Hollywood actors. Date of Occurrence: 2/██/2018 Location: Nottingham, England, UK. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestic fog applied over entire area affected as well as all digital recordings of the event erased or taken off streaming services.

Event Description: All persons within a 30-mile radius of ████ Peters, a resident of Red Bluff, California who had been taken into Foundation custody on multiple prior occasions, manifested green crayola-brand crayons within their nasal cavities. Date of Occurrence: 3/██/2018 Location: Red Bluff, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A aerosol amnestics administered over entire affected area. Continued investigation of ████ Peters is ongoing.

Event Description: Foundation agents embedded in the Boise Police Department were alerted to multiple claims of breaking and entering on ███████ Rd. around 6:48 am. At some point during the night prior to this, several neighbors had switched places with one another through unknown means. Upon waking up, affected individuals insisted they lived in the house they woke up in. Date of Occurrence: 1/██/2015 Location: Boise, Idaho, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected individuals administered Class-A amnestics and subsequently regained knowledge of their correct residence.

Event Description: A civilian working for █████ ███ Corp. posted on social media concerning their work laptop being present at their desk, despite them taking it home the previous day. Analysis found the two devices were identical, including manufacturer serial numbers, hard disk content, and wear and tear. Date of Occurrence: 2019/02/26 Location: Derby, United Kingdom. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. The duplicate laptop is in non-anomalous electronics storage.

Event Description: Multiple humanoid entities holding shovels emerged from underground in an uninhabited area in the Mojave Desert. Upon reaching the surface, the entities claimed that they were personnel working at Site-129. Notably, no Site-129 has been built or is being planned to be built. Upon examination, the entities were shown to be identical to baseline humans in any way, despite not being on any official records. Date of Occurrence: 07/07/2019 Location: [COORDINATES REDACTED] Follow-up Actions Taken: Entities were detained and currently are under examination.

Event Description: [DATA EXPUNGED] Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: 15 kilometers off the west coast of San Francisco, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: The city of San Francisco has been amnesticized and given the cover story of a minor earthquake. The SCPS Normalcy and MTF Delta-6 ("Archerfish") has been dispatched to the area under antimemetic shielding. All Foundation personnel are to be reminded that there is no island or other remarkable geological feature between San Francisco and the Farallon Islands.

Event Description: 352 persons gained perfect relative pitch and were able to identify a .2 Hz change in frequency. Affected experienced physical pain when exposed to music, and were driven insane, constantly shouting about 'everything sounding wrong'. Date of Occurrence: 04/██/201█ Location: .5 square kilometer area in central Herdecke, Germany. Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected were deafened and amnesticized. Press reported fireworks incident.

Event Description: A 4th grade student promptly turned into dust upon grabbing her school's front door's door handle on the first day of the school year. Date of Occurrence: 08/19/2019 Location: ██████████ Elementary in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Follow-up Actions Taken: Door determined to be non-anomalous and appropriate cover-story disseminated. Witnesses administered Class-A amnestics.

Event Description: A civilian particle accelerator experiment detected several muon neutrinos anomalously exceeding the speed of light, measurements of which were replicated soon after by follow-up testing. The event escaped Foundation notice until a public press conference coinciding with a paper published in Nature several months following the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2010 Date of Public Information Dispersal: ██/██/2011 Location: Acerra, Italy Follow-up Actions Taken: A cover story was created regarding supposed flaws in experimental procedure, and Foundation operatives embedded within physics research institutions published high-profile rebuttals of the Nature paper. By mid-2012, the scientific consensus on the incident was that the measurement was inaccurate and the result of a faulty timing mechanism.

Event Description: On the 27th of November, 20██, at 12:34, a large humanoid appeared outside of the city of Athens, Greece. Said humanoid closely resembled a human, with all the physical traits of a Homo Sapiens Sapiens, except for its size that reached 35 meters in height. The humanoid entity proceeded to walk towards the city, before it met with a significant portion of the city's police department,which tried to stop its approach. Date of Occurrence: 27/11/20██ Location: 15km outside of the city of Athens, Greece Follow-up actions taken: Foundation personnel arrived shortly after the entity's manifestation, but at the time of their arrival (12:45) the entity completely disappeared, with no apparent reason or outside stimuli. Class A amnestics administered to all police personnel present, and after an agreement with the Greek prime minister, all accounts of the event were erased from police records. Cover Story A67 ("Manhunt") was applied as an explanation for the Foundation presence on site.

Event Description: The sound of rainfall and thunder was reported in Bald Knob, Arkansas, despite having clear weather. Six hours later, a rainstorm occurred that was completely silent. Date Of Occurrence: 9/24/2017 Location: Bald Knob, Arkansas Follow-Up Actions Taken: Footage of the event was confiscated, and social media posts related to the phenomenon were deleted, or else explained as a unique atmospheric and acoustic phenomenon. Samples of rainwater were collected, and meteorological analysis occurred during the next several rainstorms in Bald Knob; no anomalous properties were found.

Event Description: All trains within the boundaries of New York disappeared for 3 seconds, before reappearing. All individuals were then teleported to their original destination, believing they waited and got off their stop as normal. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All footage recording the event was wiped. Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses of the event.

Event Description An anomalously formed electrical storm appears over ███████ High School for 3 minutes. During this time, ████ █████, a local student, was struck by lightning an estimated 830 times. Date of Occurence: 10/3/2011 Location: Dinosaur, Colorado, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken:All witnesses administered amnestics. Cover story involving a power line accident disseminated.

Event Description: No episodes of the sitcom Friends were made beyond season three. Viewing any episodes aired after "The One at the Beach" when taking mnestics shows that every recording is a single shot of a couch within Monica's apartment, with the six central cast members sobbing loudly. Most vocalizations are incoherent, but "please stop" is heard repeatedly. Date of Occurrence: Unknown, discovered by Dr. ████████ on 10/12/2018 Follow-up Actions Taken: As Friends is too embedded in the cultural consciousness standard information suppression was deemed nonviable. Instead the Foundation took Friends down from all streaming services and is currently recreating seasons four through ten to replace anomalous episodes.

Event Description: An incorporeal mother and child wearing 19th century were observed walking down a street. Several cars passed through the pair, although neither the vehicles nor entities were affected. Witnesses reported that the entities conversed with one another inaudibly, and made gestures towards unseen objects. They walked several hundred feet before entering a store front, upon which they both vanished. Date of Occurrence: 10/11/2019 Location: Middleton, Pennsylvania Follow-up Actions Taken: No agents were present for the event. The event was reported in local media with interviews, and has circulated on some internet paranormal sites with a short cell phone video. The video is of poor quality, and inconclusive to most viewers. Assigned agents have found the spectral phenomena to be non-recurring and of no threat to either the populace or Foundation security and secrecy. As such no further actions have been taken.

Event Description: All personnel at Site-64 reported feeling a "slight warm pressure" for several seconds at 5:26 PM. This was corroborated by various pressure-sensitive anomalies, as well as thermometers and weight scales being triggered. Forensic teams discovered a tessellation of a small human fingerprint across every open surface within the site. Date of Occurrence: 11/11/2019 Location: Site-64, Oregon, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Police and Foundation records are being searched for a match to the discovered fingerprint. Personnel who were at Site-64 may take amnestics to erase their memory of the event.

Event Description: A shockwave suddenly propagated starting at the geological North pole and followed a path identical to the International Date Line down all the way to the geological South pole over approximately 12 hours, also causing tidal waves that dealt mild damage to islands close to the shockwave; no source could be determined. Date of Occurrence: 11/13-14/2018 Location: Arctic, Pacific, and Southern oceans, as well as Antarctica. Follow-up Actions Taken: All known witnesses of the shockwave administered amnestic. Damage caused by tidal waves explained as an earthquake; restoration of Arctic and Antarctic ice is underway along with information about the cracked ice being suppressed.

Event Description: All crosses in the town of ████ █████ levitated and reversed their orientation to be upside-down. Later analysis revealed variations of "Hail Satan" with various misspellings carved into the back of each cross with a short blade. These include "Hale Satan", "Hale Satin", and in one case, "Hyyl Sytyn". Date of Occurrence: 07/31/2008 Location: ████ █████, Iowa, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: As this event had no witnesses beyond one security camera in the ██████████ family residence, no amnestics were given. The security footage was confiscated for use in Foundation training. The event has been given a cover story of teen vandalism.

Event Description: A glowing yellow intangible cube manifested 15 centimeters above the floor of Site-06-3's main kitchen. The cube was tilted at a 13º angle, and maintained an internal temperature of -3º Celsius despite the surrounding air temperature. Further tests with D-class personnel began and showed no other anomalous properties. The cube spontaneously demanifested after 43 minutes. Date of Occurrence: 12/02/2018 Location: Site-06-3, France. Follow-Up Actions Taken: None. It should be noted that three of the eight personnel who were in the main kitchen during the event have since developed skin cancer. It is currently unknown whether this has any connection to the anomalous event.

Event Description: For 24 hours, any person entering the █████████ Laundromat would find themselves in a well-furnished Blockbuster video rental store. All reports stated that the titles of the films in the store did not correlate with any known films, some with titles in unknown languages. During the initial exploration of the anomaly, a letter was discovered at the front counter reading "I lost my job for this? They could have at least turned this place into an arcade or something." After 24 hours had passed the spatial anomaly ceased all activity and the █████████ Laundromat could be accessed once again with no signs of anomalous activity. Date of Occurrence: 08/12/2009 Location: █████████ Laundromat, Florida, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Due to the relatively new status of the building all individuals who witnessed the event were informed that the █████████ Laundromat was not complete and was currently being renovated from what was formerly a Blockbuster store. Note: The building in which the anomaly occurred was formerly a Blockbuster store, which was classified as defunct several weeks prior to the current occupation of the █████████ Laundromat. The locations of the previous workers are currently unknown.

Event Description: During the 199█ Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the float featuring the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog was witnessed blinking and wagging its left hand's index finger. Anomalous behavior immediately ceased after 20 seconds of movement. Date of Occurrence: 11-28-199█ Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Class A amnestics were given to everyone present on ████████ Street, where the anomaly occurred. Original footage was archived, and mock footage has been created as a supplement.

Event Description: The skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex held in the main lobby of the Natural History Museum began emitting audio from the motion picture Jurassic Park. All 2 hours and 7 minutes of audio from the film was recorded, although all sounds attributed to the dinosaur characters were notably amplified. Very few witnessed the event due to the event occurring outside the museum's hours of operation. Date of Occurrence: ██-██-████ Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Class-A amnestics were administered to the only two witnesses, two security guards.

Event Description: At the crater of the Kīlauea volcano, a mass of confetti was launched 3 meters into the air, accompanied by the sound of a party horn. Confetti immediately turned to ash as it hit the ground. Date of Occurrence: 07-██-2017 Location: Island of Hawaii, Hawaii, USA Follow-Up Actions: A Class-A amnestic cloud was released over all cities surrounding the volcano. All recordings of the event have been censored and archived.

Event Description: Foundation physicist Lloyd Darwell entered the 2nd-floor northern men's restroom at Site-35 at exactly 11:11:45, and exited two minutes earlier at 11:09:48. Darwell did not notice this at first and did not interact with his past self. The event was only later found due to a review of security footage to find information regarding an unrelated non-anomalous workplace incident. Custodian L█████ S████ was the only other individual in the restroom during the incident and claims to have suffered a large migraine at roughly 11:10 before falling unconscious and later being awoken by another custodian. Date of Occurrence: 12/13/2019 Location: Site-35, Canada. Follow-Up Actions Taken: No personnel are allowed in the restroom until it is determined to either have no anomalous properties, or is contained and given a suitable replacement. Until then, male personnel must use a different restroom. As a reminder, restroom breaks are not to take more than five minutes, including time taken in locating a restroom and traveling to and from it.

Event Description: A lightning bolt spontaneously solidified mid-strike. The object immediately toppled due to structural imbalance, and shattered upon contact with ground. Shattered portions of the object were not found during a patrol of the area, and are believed to have dispersed into non-anomalous electricity. Date of Occurrence: 7/29/2015 Location: Altai Mountains, Siberia, Russia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Due to extremely low population density, no civilians are thought to have witnessed the event directly. Captured footage from two border patrol stations was seized, and employees exposed to footage amnesticized.

Event Description: A large mass of termites entered a furniture store and proceeded to consume every piece of furniture before exiting. Date of Occurrence: 1/3/2020 Location: Unalaska, Alaska, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were amnestised and the store was cleared of debris. The cover story of a large-scale robbery was implemented, and the area is being monitored for additional manifestations.

Event Description: A chest freezer began producing irregularly shaped ice after being disconnected from its power supply. The ice produced took the shape of English words, spelling out the phrase "Please help I am a freezer". Date of Occurrence: 1/13/2020 Location: ███████, New Hampshire, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: The freezer's owners were administered Class-A amnestics, and the freezer itself was confiscated under the guise of requiring repairs. Extensive testing failed to produce similar results, and the freezer was placed within Site-19's cafeteria.

Event Description: The four heads on Mount Rushmore had changed to several different expressions before returning to normal state. The expressions had included winking, blowing a raspberry, one eyebrow raised, and a mouth into a screaming position. Date of Occurrence: 28/01/20██ Location: Mount Rushmore, South Dakota, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses and guests given Class-A amnestics. All security footage of the event was destroyed. Cellphone(s) which has recorded and photographed the event had been destroyed and had their SIM card removed.

Event Description: CCTV footage shows a student absentmindedly tossing a water bottle from hand to hand. Upon overshooting and tossing the bottle behind them, as they attempted to grab the bottle, their arm was noted as extending to approx. twice its original length in order to properly catch the bottle. Body language suggests the sudden increase in length was both unintended and extremely painful. Date of Occurrence 2/4/20 Location: Sandwich, Illinois, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Student recovered and arm amputated. Student (and any bystanders during the event) amnesticized, reintegrated into school under the guise of a serious sports wound, and footage erased.

Event Description: 37 Foundation custodians with some variation of the name “Howard,“ either as a first name (18), surname (9), or middle name (10), retrocausactively developed a permanent food allergy to eggs and cephalopods. All affected persons in the current baseline reality have now possessed the allergy from an early age, ranging from 0 to 4 years. Date of Occurrence: 02/06/2020 Location: Worldwide, although mostly centered in North America and Europe Follow-up Actions Taken: Allergen precautions have been increased in affected Foundation sites. As the affected employees believe they have always been affected, they are not to be informed of this event.

Event Description: At 22:20, all buses within an approximate 230 meters of the London bridge had their exteriors changed to a white coloration. Buses then began to change hue, slowly rotating through the observable color spectrum for 25 minutes before fading back to their original coloration. Date of Occurrence: 07/8/20██ Location: London, England. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to the time of occurrence, very few individuals were found to have observed the event. A video taken of the event has been largely regarded as a hoax by the population at large, without need for Foundation intervention. Area is to be monitored for further activity until 8/9/20██.

Event Description: For exactly one and a half hours, all staff at Site-97 spontaneously grew a second, far smaller version of their head on their right shoulder that did nothing but whisper cheese or dairy-related puns into their right ear. These heads could not be removed during the allotted time frame, and would only speak over any sort of audio distractions. After the one and a half hours passed, the heads all said in unison "If you wanted more cheese puns, then that's just "swiss"-full thinking! Ha, get it?! It's a cheese pun!" then proceeded to bud off from their original bodies and shrivel into piles of dust. Date of Occurrence: 03-02-2020 Location: Site-97, Alaska, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Entire site cleaned of dust piles created by anomalously formed heads. Cheese and dairy puns have been banned from Site-97 as staff used to be very fond of such jokes, which researchers suspect is what caused such an absurd event. Poster of claymation duo Wallace and Gromit has been removed due to the series' connections with cheese. Site-97 is currently under watch due to this event.

Event Description: The pants worn by an unidentified man spontaneously burst into flames. Nearby patrons did not appear startled and instead simply collected available water and hurled it at the man's pants to quench the flames before returning to what they had been doing. Later investigation found that the man in question had been in the middle of a cell phone call with his wife, and had claimed to have been in a restaurant just prior to the event. Date of Occurrence: 3/6/2020 Location: █████ Bar, New Caledonia Follow-Up Actions Taken: Security camera footage from the bar on the night in question was reviewed, although no footage of the man in question could be found. A cover story involving a stunt for an online video series was circulated.

Event Description: Two entities resembling humanoid fish were sighted at the base of a lighthouse. Said entities were observed attacking the base of the lighthouse with rudimentary stone weapons, while yelling in an unidentified language. A nearby civilian yelled out to the entities, who panicked and jumped into the ocean. Date of Occurrence: 3/9/1991 Location: █████ Island, Washington, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. Damage to the lighthouse was determined to be superficial, and did not require repairing. Surveillance of the waters surrounding the lighthouse have proven inconclusive.

Event Description: Five emaciated red humanoid figures were spotted at the chain convenience store in ████████. Figures were observed by CCTV surveillance to pass through store aisles, becoming increasingly more distended. Ten minutes after their initial manifestation, entities vanished, and all items within the store were found to have vanished. Date of Occurrence: 8/14/20██ Location: Diamond Bar, California, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Store employees and customers were treated with Class-A amnestics. Store was provided with two members of security who are to watch for additional manifestations until 2028.

Event Description CCTV footage shows a two second flash of light being emitted from a single streetlight, eliminating all visibility. Following this, the street occupied by the streetlight underwent immediate congestion. Traffic eventually eased to average levels after three hours. Date of Occurrence: 2/17/20 Location: Palm Springs, Florida Follow-Up Actions taken: Area was to be monitored more closely following the event. No further actions are necessary at the moment.

Event Description: Thirty percent of Bethlehem, Connecticut's population had their appearances altered to match that of former U.S. President James A. Garfield. Victim's memories were also altered to reflect this appearance change. The event was initially discovered when all employees at a local supermarket were discovered to all resemble James A. Garfield. Date Of Occurrence: 5/██/████ Location: Bethlehem, Connecticut, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: At this time, no follow up actions can be concluded by the local police or the Foundation. No further anomalous activity was reported in the area.

Event Description: A subway-train spontaneously vanished shortly after derailment. Several months later, it was discovered by a group of paleontologists buried under several kilometers of rock. The train was severely damaged and no trace of the driver or 30 passengers were found. Date of Occurrence: ██/4/199█ Location: Toronto, Canada Follow-Up Actions: The paleontologists were administered Class-A amnestics, and the train was relocated to a Foundation holding facility. Families of victims were provided cover stories of a standard train derailment. Train debris and track were examined for anomalous properties, although none were present.

Event Description: A subway train departed from ██████████████ Station in Los Angeles, California at 8:00. At 8:11 the train vanished from the tunnel and reappeared at ██████████ Station in London, England at 8:16. Upon reappearance, the train's appearance had morphed to match that of a London Underground subway train. Agents embedded in both Los Angeles and London established communications to quickly take control of the situation by establishing a perimeter around the stations and getting all who had originally boarded the train into Foundation custody. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/ 2020 Location: Los Angeles, California and London, England Follow-Up Actions Taken: All who had been aboard the train were interviewed, amnesticized, and taken back to Los Angeles, whereupon they were released. When interviewed, the train operator reported nothing out of the ordinary that could have caused the event. Camera footage from both stations was scrubbed. The train was removed and taken into Foundation custody where it has been monitored and studied for further anomalous properties. As of 4/19/20, none have been shown. Foundation personnel are currently working with UIU agents and British Occult Service officials to keep both stations under a 5 year monitoring period.

Event Description: All known humans situated within the general vicinity of a suburb in Seattle, Washington temporarily lost bodily autonomy and invariably maintained their forward velocity for approximately 35 seconds. These bodies were unimpeded by obstructions, with individuals intangibly passing through nearby structures. After the event had subsided, all affected individuals regained autonomy and tangibility, leading to mass cases of suffocation, with exact casualties yet to be accurately determined. Date of Occurrence: 07/16/2006 Location: Redmond, Washington, United States Follow-Up Actions Taken: Widespread amnesticization efforts among affected individuals and families of victims were initiated. Heads of local groups of interest were queried for a potential explanation of the event's origins, to no avail. Notably, during this period, the networks of Microsoft, headquarters located in Redmond, Washington, encountered a brief outage.

Event Description: A low-frequency pitch was reported emitting from all ground sewers within a city center. Occasional flashes of light were also observed by civilians. This frequency increased in pitch until all glass constructions within close proximity of sewer entrances suddenly shattered, causing an estimated $████ USD in property damage. Date Of Occurrence: ██/██/2015 Location: Livingston, California, United States Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics. Video evidence of the event has been confiscated by the Foundation. CCTV monitors were installed around area to ensure safety of citizens.

Event Description: An entire mosasaurus skeleton materialized roughly 8 feet above the floor of █████ ██████████ Middle School, replacing all solid objects in space it occupied, though this was mostly ceiling tiles. The subsequent weight of this added mass and loss of structural integrity quickly led to the collapse of the western roof of the building. Date of Occurrence: 05/06/2020 Location: ████████, Colorado, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to quarantine measures already in place in ████████, the school was completely unoccupied and only two civilians witnessed the event, both of whom were administered amnestics. All video footage was recovered and replaced to match a cover story of unchecked mold growth and frequent rain leading to a roof collapse. The skeleton was found to have no signs of decay and was covered in fresh, recently-deceased mosasaurus tissue, and was moved to Site-███ for temporal-paleontological research and subsequent storage. The building is to be monitored until 05/31/2025 for future anomalous occurrences.

Event Description: One Blatta orientalis (Oriental Cockroach) grew to a length of 1.2 meters within a civilian residence. The specimen displayed frantic behavior before fleeing the home and impacted by a passing pickup truck. The residents of the house then contacted the local authorities while passersby began taking photographs of the insect. Date of Occurrence: 05/06/20██ Location: ██████ ████, Iowa, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Foundation agents arrived shortly after the call was made and administered appropriate amnestic dosages after confiscating evidence of the event. Despite the efforts of Foundation entomologists, the cockroach perished due to breathing difficulties. Roughly 22 minutes after the cessation of life, the insect returned to average size while unobserved. The body was monitored for potential anomalous properties before disposed of via Site-██'s industrial incinerator.

Event Description: A charred humanoid entity was seen on CCTV records logged in workplaces and industrial areas. Frequently observed to lay in a fetal position next to an indescribable organic mass for approximately five minutes before rousing and subsequently stepping onto the mass. Audio and video footage afterward damaged/deleted; corporate management denied involvement. Date of Occurrence: Unclear. Location: Worldwide Follow-Up Actions Taken: Interrogation attempts unsuccessful. Foundation agents have been embedded within areas of such occurrences posed as civilians. All records containing the event have been confiscated and transferred to Site-██ for further research. Amnestics have been administered accordingly along with regular information suppression tactics.

Event Description: On 21/██/20██, A team of 31 researchers, sailing through the Drake passage on an expedition to Antarctica, sighted what seemed to be a surfacing submarine 10km away off the coast of Smith Island. The expedition team, confused as they hadn't been informed of any submarines in the area, attempted to contact via radio but to no avail. A look through binoculars indicated that it was a military submarine, of unknown design, displaying an unknown flag. Not long after, a bright light and thunderous roar were seen and heard as a supposed missile was launched from the distant submarine, and travelled in an easterly direction. The submarine sank back down under the waves and was not seen again. The expedition was called off subsequently. Date of Occurrence: 21/██/20██ Location: 6km NW of Smith Island, Antarctica. Follow-Up Actions Taken: The 31 researchers were interrogated individually and administered Class-A amnestics after. A covert foundation-led search team were deployed to the region to search for the rogue submarine, but found nothing after 14 months of searching. The launched missile, an SLBM, reached space and successfully deployed its stages. A single projectile, supposedly a warhead, was detected entering the atmosphere near Bouvet Island, but didn't detonate. Warhead and missile debris were never recovered. The file of this event remains in Site-██ awaiting further investigation.

Event Description: The sky visible from inside Site-19 became pale red for 5 seconds, during which the text "SQUONKIPEDIA" in bold white lettering rapidly moved across the sky. Date of Occurrence: 09/12/2019 Location: Site-19 Follow-Up Actions Taken: None, due to all witnesses being Foundation personnel. The cause of this is under investigation.

Note: No known organization or popular media element with the name "Squonkipedia" has been identified.

Event Description All doorways and windows to Site-25's northeastern guard tower converted into impermeable opaque barriers and communication with the tower was lost. The event immediately ended upon a drilling attempt successfully breaching the floor. For the duration of the event, muffled shouting and construction noises were heard emanating from the inside, although all personnel rescued from the tower report instead hearing an "unearthly warbling" emanating from the outside. Date of Occurrence: 08/05/2020 Location: Site-25 Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to security concerns, the tower may not be closed for more than 24 hours. As subsequent investigations found no anomalous items or entities, no changes will be made to guard schedules. Further anomalous events relating to this location are to be reported immediately.

Event Description: At 9:32am, an instrumental piece of music, lasting 3 minutes and 52 seconds, and with composition style resembling that of a national anthem, began playing from the geometric center of the ██████████████ Building of the ██████████████ University, prompting every person within hearing range to interrupt their current activities, stand up with their hand over their heart, and passionately sing along in an unknown language for the duration of the piece, after which they proceeded to resume their activities as if nothing had happened. Date of Occurrence: 03/11/2019 Location: Bogotá, Colombia Follow-Up Actions Taken: Security camera footage retrieved and destroyed, mock footage created to replace it. Witnesses interviewed. All witnesses involved retained clear memories of the event, but showed disinterest or outright aversion in discussing it. None of them seemed willing to mention the event unprompted, and when questioned about it either tried to deflect to other topic, claiming disinterest, or outright refused to discuss it. Amnestics proved ineffective in removing memories of the event. However, due to the unlikeliness of them deciding to discuss it on their own accord, and the destruction of the only footage of the event, amenstic treatment has been deemed unnecessary for the time being. Witnesses are to be placed on a 5-year observation period to detect any potential changes in their behavior and/or the self-containing nature of the event.

Event Description: An as-yet unidentified woman, dressed in what witnesses described as "steampunk-style" clothing, was seen walking a live thylacine (Thylacinus cynocephalus) down a busy street. When approached, she was heard to warn the approaching person or persons away by saying, "Careful, she bites," in a Boston accent. After walking the animal for twenty-five minutes, she and the animal entered a taxicab, which promptly drove away. It is worthy of note that the thylacine is known to have been extinct since 1936. Date of Occurrence: 4/8/2020 Location: New York City, NY Follow-Up Actions Taken: Cover story of a promotional event for a movie shoot circulated. Through questioning of eyewitnesses, the Foundation was able to trace the woman's starting point to another taxicab at the intersection of [REDACTED]. Neither of the cabs has been identified, despite considerable effort. The cabs in question have not been found to belong to any taxi company in the city. Descriptions of the drivers have not been helpful, largely due to the fact that eyewitnesses were captivated by the strangely-dressed woman and her pet.

Event Description: A public telephone outside of an abandoned grocery store began to ring. A young woman picked up the receiver and heard a heavily-distorted voice say, "Everything you thought you knew is wrong." When she asked what the voice meant, it answered by saying, "The world is not what you think it is." Further questions did not elicit answers, only similar phrases. After nearly three minutes, the woman hung up the phone in frustration. Date of Occurrence: 6/8/2020 Location: Miami, FL Follow-Up Actions Taken: Telephone in question examined and discovered not to be connected to any telephone lines. Investigation revealed that the telephone had not been connected since 2002 and is only still in place because of a dispute about who should be responsible for its removal. Interviews with the woman provided no useful details; woman was amnesticized. Telephone placed under observation for 5 years.

Event Description: Every human (Homo sapiens) on Earth simultaneously lost consciousness for approximately one second. Recording devices left running during this period show that all affected people abruptly screamed for the entire duration of the event. Date of Occurrence: 7/9/2020, 3:23:42 GMT Location: Worldwide Follow-Up Actions Taken: Published evidence of event removed and edited, hoax websites developed to paint event as conspiracy theory.

Event Description: A Western Rock Lobster (Panulirus cygnus) transmuted into a live human infant whilst being boiled alive. Date of Occurrence: 09/9/2019 Location: Geraldton, Western Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. A window at the Jefferson house had to be repaired. Autopsy revealed the DNA of the carcass was identical to that of an ordinary human. Remains of the infant were cremated and buried.

Event Description: A team of seven archeologists attempted to open the sarcophagus of Cleopatra. Within the sarcophagus, no body was discovered; however, a single living bee had left the tomb after being opened and proceeded to escape. The location of the specimen is unknown at this time. Date of Occurence: 2/3/2018 Location: Alexandria, Egypt Follow-Up Actions Taken: Archeologists amnesticized. The public perception of Cleopatra's tomb is to be maintained as lost or currently unknown.

Event Description: A woman got up from her table at a restaurant and walked directly toward the women's restroom in a straight line, passing through several other tables and diners in the process. Security footage of the event shows the woman appearing to wade as she passes through solid objects, as though walking through deep water. Date of Occurrence: 29/9/2020 Location: New York City, New York Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. Security footage copied for Foundation records, original files deleted. The woman was placed under observation for future anomalous abilities, to continue until 2025.

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Event Description: A school basketball match between the Marymount School of New York and New Anglia international school. The only anomalous event related to this match was its location and date of occurrence. Date of Occurrence: 20/06/1969 Location: West Crater, Lunar Surface Follow-up Actions taken: Appollo 11 crew provided with Class-A amnestics. Footage of the landing edited and cut to remove all traces of the game. Students involved lost memory of the incident naturally.

Event Description: All of the dogs in a local dog park were replaced by Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches (Gromphadorhina portentosa). Roaches were all the same size as the dogs that were replaced, and the effect lasted for about five and a half minutes before the dogs reappeared unfazed. Date of Occurrence: 03/12/2020 Location: Dog park in Revere, Massachusetts. Follow-up Actions Taken: All pet owners were given Class A Amnestics and all camera footage was seized by Foundation personnel.

Event Description: Edward Jacobs, age 34, described as a tall and thin Caucasian man with short curly brown hair and pale green eyes, entered a single-occupancy bathroom in an antique store, but did not exit. The man who exited the bathroom was noticeably short and slightly overweight. His identification showed that he was Alex Wong, age 22. Mr. Wong was not in the bathroom at the time Mr. Jacobs entered. Witnesses could not recall ever having seen him before, but did not regard his presence as unusual. Date of Occurrence: 19-1-2021 Location: New York City, NY Follow-up Actions Taken: Alex Wong was detained and questioned. His testimony revealed nothing unusual, and amnestic treatment was deemed unnecessary. Cover story of a missing person enabled Foundation agents to obtain the owner's permission to search the entire store, even the areas customers are not permitted to enter. Edward Jacobs was not located and has been classified as a Person of Interest.

Event Description: Director Irkiv's office was instantaneously filled with thousands of non-anomalous Swedish Fish; all items inside the office were also replaced with Swedish Fish. Director Irkiv was not in the office at the time. Date of Occurrence: 05/02/2021 Location: Site-24 Follow-up Actions Taken: Swedish Fish removed and served in Site-24's cafeteria.

Event Description: A young woman visiting an office building for a job interview discovered a male white rhinoceros wearing a security guard's hat. Staff in the building referred to the rhinoceros as "Jake." The young woman made a short video and uploaded it to the popular video hosting site [REDACTED], where it was discovered by Foundation web crawlers, prompting an investigation. Date of Occurrence: 2-4-2021 Location of Occurrence: Seattle, WA Follow-up Actions Taken: After being found to be non-anomalous, the rhinoceros was taken to a nearby zoo. The video was removed from the video hosting site. The young woman who made the video was interviewed, as were staff at the building. All staff assumed that the rhinoceros was a member of security staff and found nothing unusual about this. All involved were given class A amnestics.

Event Description: A mannequin in a window display at a women's clothing store became a living woman. She maintained the pose the mannequin had been placed in, merely watching those nearby with mild interest. She remained in this state for 1 minute and 23 seconds before becoming a mannequin again. Date of Occurrence: 3-5-2021 Location of Occurrence: New York City, New York Follow-up Actions Taken: Uploaded photos and videos of the event allowed to remain in place. A cover story regarding a movie promotion was circulated. Staff at the store were interviewed. No member of staff recognized the woman, although most claimed she looked familiar.

Event Description: After drinking a full 1-liter bottle of a generic soft drink, a teenage boy was able to belch the entire first verse of the Swedish national anthem in a single breath. Date of Occurrence: 3-10-2021 Location of Occurrence: Chicago, Illinois, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: The boy and all present when the event occurred interviewed and amnesticized. No useful information was gained. Note: No one had any Swedish ancestry, knowledge of Sweden beyond the most basic geographical information, or knowledge of the Swedish national anthem. When the song was played by one of the responding agents, none of those interviewed were able to recognize it. Yet another mystery we'll probably never be able to solve. - Dr. Malkin

Event Description: Approximately all flags in Washington D. C. became the now-popular 'Gay Pride' flag. All instances of the US flag in the District disappeared, and were found the following day in the capitol building with a label reading 'Happy Gay Pride month! Sorry for borrowing these.' The object was scanned for fingerprints and video recordings were observed, the person responsible was unable to be located. The following occurred in 2019 on the same date to a similar effect, and the person responsible for the events was still unable to be traced. Date of Occurrence: 06-11-2009 / 06-11-2019 Location of Occurrence: Washington, District of Columbia Follow-up Actions Taken: The President of the US, all American political figures, and all present were given Class-A Amnestics on both occasions. Flags were removed and replaced with the modern incarnation of the flag of the United States before amnestics were administered on both occasions. Note: This happened to have occurred on both the Tenth and Twentieth anniversaries of the US's 'Gay Pride Month' holiday. Whoever did this sure likes the occasion. -Dr. Ypres

Event Description: The words WONPON suddenly appeared in the night sky, seemingly made of out flames, for 15 minutes before disappearing. The source of the lights is currently unknown. Date of Occurrence: 7-03-2021 Location of Occurrence: Rama's Bridge, Indian Ocean Follow-up Actions Taken: Significant clean-up efforts deemed unnecessary, as most witnesses mistook the event for fireworks. Any individuals found to be spreading information opposite of this were amnestied, and evidence supporting the idea of fireworks has been dispersed among the population.

Event Description: A man sitting on a bench in a subway station was heard to say something about having forgotten his phone. This was presumably in response to a smartphone at the opposite end of the bench. The man remained sitting, but another man completely identical to him stepped out of his body, walked to the opposite end of the bench, retrieved the phone, and returned. When the second man sat down, he appeared to merge into the first. Date of Occurrence: 4-13-2021 Location of Occurrence: Chicago, IL Follow-up Actions Taken: As this event happened very late at night, few witnesses were present. All witnesses described the event accurately, but seemed oddly disinterested, as though nothing out of the ordinary had occurred. As no useful information could be gained, witnesses were given low-level amnestic treatment. The man responsible for the event has been placed under Foundation surveillance until 2026.

Event Description: An entry was submitted to the site which described an anomalous item which does not exist. The entry was submitted by a terminal which had ceased functioning several days prior to the entry's creation. Date of Occurrence: 5-23-2022 Location of Occurrence: Site-64 Follow-up Actions Taken: The terminal was removed from the SciPNET intranet connection and efforts to find the culprit are underway.

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Event Description: A number of food items within a local McDonald's restaurant suddenly animated and restructured themselves to resemble a number of animals native to the area. The entities then proceeded to attack the staff before fleeing into the surrounding wilderness and disappearing. Date of Occurrence: 12-5-2020 Location of Occurrence: Blackfoot, ID Follow-up Actions Taken: All customers and staff present were interrogated and given amnestics, with the restaurant's manager going on record saying, "It was Carl's boys, I just know it! They're always pulling crap like this!" An investigation into the neighboring Carl's Jr. restaurant has since been launched.

Event Description: An as-yet unidentified man removed his baseball cap, revealing a small purple cloud on top of his head, which had been completely concealed by the hat. The cloud floated away in what witnesses described as an unhurried manner. It has not been located. Date of Occurrence: 4-26-21 Location of Occurrence: Cincinnati, OH Follow-up Actions Taken: As neither the man nor the cloud could be located by the time the Foundation arrived, and there was no way to determine who had seen the event, low-grade amnestics were dispersed over the entire area via aerosol.

Event Description: Known person of interest POI-11705 manifested a Glock 19 pistol and began to float in a standing posture. POI passed through the bottom of an elevated freeway as if intangible, emerged out the top and began to travel along the freeway, firing his pistol in the air while still intersecting with the freeway. POI made an abrupt upward motion while "dabbing" before exploding into fireworks. Date of Occurrence: 5/10/2021 Location of Occurrence: Los Angeles, CA Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to witnesses. Cover story of an illegal firework show implemented.

Event Description: Shortly after one woman entered an elevator in an office building, 13 copies of the same woman exited the elevator. According to witnesses, the women were completely identical in every respect and all answered to the same name. Six minutes and 47 seconds later, all but one of the women demanifested, leaving nothing behind. Date of Occurrence: 5-19-2021 Location of Occurrence: Austin, TX Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. None of the witnesses regarded the event as unusual in any way, and seemed puzzled by interviewers' suggestions to the contrary.

Event Description: For 0.0000002 seconds, the entire population of Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, was teleported to Monrovia, Liberia, before being teleported back, no body was harmed and there were no follow up effects on either Monrovia or Ho Chi Minh. Date of Occurrence: 2-22-1979 Location of Occurrence: Ho Chi Minh City and Monrovia Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to the fact that it was a very short amount of time and that it was midnight in Vietnam, most of the civilians did not notice, Those who did were given amnestics, a cover up story was spread in Monrovia of chemical smog playing tricks on the mind.

Event Description: An abandoned building became a pleasant, well-kept suburban home with obvious signs of habitation. Foundation investigation discovered that it was owned by a man named Edward Jacobs, age 32. He claimed to have lived there alone for 4 years, after his mother moved out to be closer to her ailing sister. When interviewed, neighbors corroborated his story. A search of public records discovered that no one with the last name Jacobs had ever lived in the area and there was no such person as Edward Jacobs. Date of Occurrence: 1-1-2021 Location of Occurrence: Suburb of Cleveland, OH Follow-Up Actions Taken: As the anomalous nature of Edward Jacobs's existence in the region appears to be largely unknown, he was allowed to continue living in his current location. His property has been placed under Foundation surveillance until 2026. At the time of writing, no further anomalous activity has been reported. Note:One of the clerks at the local courthouse spoke kindly of Edward Jacobs, calling him "a nice young man," even after showing us evidence that the property has been vacant since 2018. This kind of thing is above my pay grade. - Agent Walters

Event Description: A group of male Eclectus parrots (Eclectus roratus) in a zoo supposedly "grew heads" and sung "a song about bananas". Security footage showed no anomalous effect, but the event was corroborated by multiple witnesses. Anomalous group hallucination assumed. Date of Occurrence: 6/3/2021 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Follow-up Actions Taken: People known to be in the area of the bird enclosure at supposed time of event were given low-strength amnestics.

Event Description: At 2:23 PM Eastern Standard Time, a humanoid wearing a ballistic vest and an unknown helmet exited the men's bathroom in the Hamilton New Jersey Transit Station and walked through the glass wall separating the station and the parking lot outside. Humanoid disappears after turning a corner, and outside footage does not show the humanoid at all, but footage does show a burst of light where visual of the humanoid was lost. Streetlights outside the station suffered a simultaneous short circuit at the moment when the humanoid turned the corner. Passengers inside the station show no sign of seeing the humanoid. Previous footage does not show the humanoid entering the bathroom. Date of Occurrence: 5/29/2021 Location: Hamilton, New Jersey, United States Of America. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses questioned do not remember seeing the humanoid. Other cameras inside the station did not record the humanoid either. The train station is currently under surveillance.

Event Description: An adult male western lowland gorilla (gorilla gorilla gorilla) entered a local playground and began to play on the equipment. Multiple children happily interacted with the gorilla as though it were another child, and were seen to be very friendly toward it. Nearby parents were reported to be disinterested in the gorilla's presence. After 7 minutes and 38 seconds, the gorilla entered a nearby public restroom, and did not emerge. No trace of the gorilla was found afterward. Date of Occurrence: 6/3/2021 Location of Occurrence: Cincinnati, OH Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses, both children and adults, were interviewed. Children did not appear to find the gorilla's presence unusual. Adults were disbelieving of the event, saying such things as "children have such imaginations." All witnesses were amnesticized, and the playground was placed under Foundation surveillance.

Event Description: Two people ran in opposite directions, to see which one their dog would follow. Rather than following one or the other, the dog split into two identical dogs and followed both of them at once. When the two people returned to close proximity, the dogs merged back into one. Date of Occurrence: 6/6/2021 Location of Occurrence: Buffalo, NY Follow-Up Actions Taken: Video of the event had already been posted to social media by the time it was brought to the attention of the Foundation. The video was promptly removed and dismissed as a hoax. Witnesses were located and given amnestic treatment.

Event Description: The top three participants in a bodybuilding competition had their muscle mass decreased by roughly 55% each, as they stepped on the podium. The only noted side effects were excess skin, and mental distress. Date of Occurrence: 10/6/2021 Location of Occurrence: Los Angeles, California, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Inspection of the locale, the podium, as well as all products (Tanning products, bodybuilding equipment, etc.) used by the competitors revealed no anomalies. Video recordings of the event were taken down, and all witnesses and competitors were administered amnestics.

Event Description: Dancers onstage at a concert performed a series of elaborate movements which are anatomically impossible, including several that defied the laws of physics. Date of Occurrence: 21/6/2021 Location of Occurrence: Miami, FL Follow-up Actions Taken: As the event was being broadcast live to local TV stations, large-scale amnestic treatment was deemed useless. Fortunately for the Foundation, no members of the audience seemed to be aware of the anomalous nature of the dance, viewing it as some form of clever trickery. When interviewed, the dancers claimed to have learned the dance from an online video. However, the video in question could not be found. Investigation into the video is still ongoing, and the person responsible for making it has been classified as a Person of Interest.

Event Description: During a record-breaking heat wave, a woman was heard to complain about how hot it was. An unidentified man immediately manifested in front of her and began to lecture her on how hot it was where he came from, frequently using the phrase "You don't know what real heat is." After 2 minutes and 17 seconds, the man de-manifested. Date of Occurrence: 2/7/2021 Location of Occurrence: Seattle, WA Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were interviewed and amnesticized. No witnesses were able to identify the man, and no one saw him arrive, leading to the conclusion that he manifested in place. A sketch was created based on the man's description, and he has been labeled a Person of Interest.

Event Description: Population within a 2-mile radius of ████████ formed a seemingly temporary hive mind and restrained ██████████████. For the next hour and 37 minutes, they attempt to expose ██████████████ to multiple sources of bright lights ranging from lights from cell phones to 7000 Lumen Halogen lights while restraining and forcibly holding ██████████████ eyes open. Afterwards, the temporary hive mind had subsided, leaving connected members confused and disoriented. Date of Occurrence: 6/7/2021 Location: Noblesville, Indiana Follow-Up actions: All who were involved were interviewed, amnesticized, and taken back to their homes. ██████████████ was both interviewed and evaluated by a medical team, and was noted as being passive, compliant, and having slowed reaction times. Before being amnesticized, ██████████████ was confirmed to have gone colorblind (specifically Deuteranopia). Investigation of the home of ██████████████ is noted have a sizeable amount of sloth paraphernalia. Three members of the defunct MTF Iota-5 have been sent to observe the region for a 4 month timeframe to ensure return to normality.

Event Description: For a period of 24 hours, all printers and photocopiers located within Site-120 would onIy print the wikipedia.org webpage for Philosophy, regardless of printing instruction. Date of Occurrence: 12/20/2018 Location: Site-120, Poland Follow-Up actions: Printed pages disposed of.

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Log Of Anomalous Items

Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity. It may be used as a resource should knowledge of these items become useful or necessary in the future.

– Dr. █████ █████, Head of Research, Site ██

Due to the increasing number of items discovered by the Foundation, this list is no longer open for entries. For ease of archival, a second volume and a third volume to the log available.

Item Description: An unbreakable lamp. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, ████ Current Status: Kept in Dr. Rights' office in Site-██. Notes: This was one of the first items categorized as "Anomalous" and denied full SCP classification, due to lack of value in further research and little need for special containment.

Item Description: A penny which, when flipped, will always land "heads up". Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: Shipped off to permanent storage. Notes: Can’t believe that none of the researchers kept this to win bets with.

Item Description: A number 2 pencil, which will balance at a 32-degree angle for approximately 3 hours before ceasing anomalous behaviors. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ████████ Current Status: Incinerated. Notes: I’m not even sure why this was an anomaly. Maybe it just had a very flat tip. Notice: Destroying anomalous items without appropriate permission is a major violation of Foundation policy. See that this does not occur again. - Site Director █████ █████.

Item Description: A painting (possibly a landscape, records are unclear) that gave a mild case of diaphragmatic spasms, or hiccups, to anyone who saw it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████ Current Status: Incinerated. Notes: This would obviously be a pain to work with, but shouldn't they have at least tried to see how it worked? Notice: Destroying anomalous items without appropriate permission is a major violation of Foundation policy. See that this does not occur again. - Site Director █████ █████.

Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing. They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: Housed in a wildlife observation deck. Excess entities incinerated.

Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Otherwise unremarkable. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, ███████ Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Light. Notes: No radiation, no life signs, nothing. If nothing else, it's a reminder of the inexplicable nature of the universe.

Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver. When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!" Date of Recovery: 09-03-████ Location of Recovery: Wichita, Kansas, USA Current Status: In storage at Site 19's vintage weapons depository. Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly. Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function. Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice".

Item Description: A wire clothes hanger. Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 38.1 cm and 40 cm can successfully be hung upon it. All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed. Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A nuclear snow globe. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion. It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the explosion pattern changes every shake. Aftereffects such as radioactive snow and black rain have been observed. At random intervals, the snow globe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the explosion. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Sokrovenno, Russia Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ███████ Current Status: Housed in a wildlife observation deck.

Item Description: A cheap plastic ping-pong ball, that would change from red to green twice daily. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████████, California, US Current Status: Located under a locker in Storage Room 19-553B. Maintenance team required to extract object.

Item Description: A white cowboy hat. Any person wearing is compelled to whoop and box dance uncontrollably. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██ ██████, Texas Current Status: Contained in a standard anomalous objects locker and brought out during staff birthday parties.

Item Description: Six-sided dice that can occasionally land on a seven. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ████████ Gaming Society in ████████, Maryland Current Status: Being used for research by Dr. McCallum. Notes: Research my ass. He's just using the damned thing to cheat on his sneak attack damage. - Dr. Morgan

Item Description: C███-C███ branded and stylized cola glass. Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Site-19 Current Status: Destroyed after being dropped by canteen worker █████ ███████.

Item Description: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████ Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██ Current Status: Shattered in bizarre acapella accident. Dr. McCallum is currently being questioned.

Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1998 Location of Recovery: ████████, Illinois Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus. All appear to relate to actual filmed movies, though the quality is low. Date of Recovery: █-██-19██ Location of Recovery: Hackensack, New Jersey Current Status: Missing, presumed lost. Recently recovered from the possession of Dr. ██████. In storage.

Item Description: A 76-centimeter-tall statue of a clown. In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off. Date of Recovery: 05-16-200█ Location of Recovery: ██████, Germany Current Status: Shot approximately 15 times with a 9mm sidearm by Agent █████. Agent reprimanded. No anomalous properties recorded in the remains.

Item Description: An adult male capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) orginally located several thousand miles away from the natural habitat for its species, with bright blue and green fur. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ████████, Wisconsin Current Status: Identified as a lost exotic pet with ██████████-brand hair dye. Returned to owner; class-A amnestic administered; recovery agent reprimanded.

Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1979 Location of Recovery: █████, Liechtenstein Current Status: Accidentally snapped during testing (1993); portions of pencil did not retain anomalous properties, and were subsequently incinerated.

Item Description: A 24000-carat diamond, cut in the size and shape of a common construction brick. Date of Recovery: ██-██-197█ Location of Recovery: ███████, South Africa Current Status: In storage pending identification of source.

Item Description: A white cotton-and-polyester t-shirt bearing the words 'SCP: SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT" on the front, and a crude but recognizable cartoon of SCP-173 on the back, with the caption "SCP-173: DON'T BLINK". Aside from the security breach it represents, the item has no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████ Thrift Store, New York City, New York Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A wedding invitation which, every six hours, becomes a different wedding invitation. Thus far, all invitations have been for weddings on dates between 5 and 15 years in the past, and have involved persons not found to exist. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████████ Bookshop, ██████████████████, Wales Current Status: Currently in storage, an investigation into locations, dates, and people involved is still underway.

Item Description: 16-month day planner (September 2009 to December 2010) manufactured by the ██████████ company which will duplicate anything written into it across all other units. This only works for date/time entries that have not yet come to pass. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2010 Location of Recovery: ██████ ███████ Office Supplies, ██████ ████, Florida Current Status: 17 units in Foundation possession; unknown number remain in circulation (estimated at █). Research personnel are monitoring new entries in an effort to locate remaining copies.

Item Description: An Ikea-brand wall clock which seems to disappear and reappear once every second. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ███████, Scotland. Current Status: Disappeared at 1124 hours GMT on ██-██-19██. Item never materialised, presumed irretrievable.

Item Description: A rubber-and-metal flyswatter which, when used to kill an invertebrate, causes the user to burst into tears. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ███████ Free Clinic, █████, Suriname Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A spear that, when thrown, pierces the heart of the nearest humanoid and extends several spikes from its blade afterward. Agents are to note that "the nearest humanoid" is typically the person who threw it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: █████, Ireland Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A Risk set that has a variable number of pieces, appearing and disappearing as needed on the board. Sounds of battle are produced by the dice when rolled on hard surfaces rather than the expected clattering. Date of Recovery: █-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, Oregon Current Status: Available in Area 43 break room for recreation.

Item Description: A piece of vine charcoal that causes "Someone help me! I'm trapped in the charcoal!" to be written every several seconds whenever used for writing or drawing. Date of Recovery: █-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████████, Scotland Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A bottle of bootleg █████ █████████ perfume, which attracts cats in a 1 km radius when used. Discovered after a gathering of over 4,000 cats caused a traffic jam in downtown ███ ███████. Date of Recovery: █-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███ ███████, ██████████ Current Status: Stored in an airtight container, Low-Value Item Storage, Site-██.

Item Description: An upright piano. If a human touched any of the piano keys, the human became irresistibly compelled to play the piano and sing popular Broadway show tunes, for a period of three hours or until the player was incapacitated. It is to be noted that the item did not provide musical talent, knowledge of tunes, knowledge of lyrics, or the ability to sing on-key. Date of Recovery: 04-28-200█ Location of Recovery: Recreation center at Foundation Site 33. Piano had been at that site for several years but its unusual properties did not manifest until Incident [DATA EXPUNGED]. Current Status: Disassembled by sledgehammer during containment breach; resulting detritus incinerated. Residual ashes evidenced no unusual properties.

Item Description: A #2 pencil that, when used, causes the writer to unknowingly make spelling errors. Spelling errors can be corrected using the pencil. Date of Recovery: 06-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Site 19 supply cabinet Current Status: Accidentally destroyed. Materials demonstrated no unusual properties Notes: Are you sure the person who reported this wasn't just really bad at spelling?

Item Description: A white plastic "halo", which will shine and float when above anybody who has not committed any of the 7 deadly sins. Will glow red when placed above anyone else. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███, ████ Current Status: Melted itself down after being placed above Dr. ████ ██████'s head.

Item Description: Thirteen dollar bills-ranging from $1 to $20-that scream loudly when placed next to foreign currency. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ██████ Bank, ██ ██████, ██ Current Status: Shredded in paper shredder; strips showed no anomalous properties.

Item Description: A snow globe containing an 11-second time loop of a snowman murdering a bystander with an axe. Date of Recovery: 12-25-20██ Location of Recovery: █████ Ski Resort, ██, USA Current Status: On Research Assistant Goldsheiner's desk, for aesthetic purposes.

Item Description: A ██████-brand bobblehead that, when bobbled, causes the user's head to bobble with it. Can create neck injuries if bobbled too hard. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: Seattle, Washington Current Status: On Dr. Roget's office desk In Dr. Roget's office safe.

Item Description: An early 19th century cannon of Russian manufacture. Cannon will prime, load and fire blanks (with no visible source of powder) if the finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture is played within audible range of the artillery piece. The timing of the shots is slightly off and inconsistent with the music. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Napoleonic Wars exhibit, ████████ Museum, ████████. Current Status: Maintained as a lawn ornament in the staff garden at Site 12. Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture added to Site Blacklist of restricted materials.

Item Description: A glass dinner plate, 11 inches across. When organic material is placed on the plate, it begins to secrete digestive enzymes (mainly proteases and cellulases) which produce foul-tasting waste products and an unpleasant appearance in food. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Site 19 cafeteria, discovered by Junior Researcher ███████, who initially believed the kitchen staff were attempting to poison him. Current Status: Currently under investigation by Dr. █████.

Item Description: A white coffee mug that, at 3:00 AM local time, will replace all fruit juices in its interior with grapefruit juice. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ███████, Minnesota Current Status: In the possession of Research Assistant Jacobs. In storage. Notes: Effect has consistently failed to manifest after RA Jacobs filled the item with grapefruit juice nineteen days after recovery.

Item Description: A pair of cordless headphones that constantly play songs by The Beatles despite the lack of a music or energy source. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ concert, California, United States Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A ballpoint pen. Decimal points in numbers written with the pen will periodically move for the next 314 days. Date of Recovery: 11-03-20██ Location of Recovery: Accounting department at Site-11. Current Status: Stored in Low-Value Item Wing of Storage Site-23.

Item Description: A computer file with the name "~DFFF1C.tmp". The file has a negative filesize of -2 bytes; its presence on a storage medium increases the space available. Copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Date of Recovery: 05-21-20██ Location of Recovery: Dr. ████'s home computer Current Status: Stored in Dr. ████'s computer, with several backups on portable media.

Item Description: A three-sided die; no matter how it is observed, subjects will report that it definitely has three sides, despite this being physically impossible. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: A tabletop gaming convention in [REDACTED]. Current Status: Sliced in half, yielded two one-sided dice.

Item Description: An adjustable-height stainless steel floor fan of unknown make and manufacture. The fan will only function when exposed to music written by an artist or artists that no persons within hearing range have knowledge of. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1997 Location of Recovery: Jacksonville, Florida Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A pound cake that emits the sound of a young girl laughing when being cut. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: █████'s Bakery Shop in Wyoming Current Status: Kept in cold storage at Site-17

Item Description: A slate sculpture of a human hand and a section of forearm, standing approximately 0.5m tall and weighing 50kg. The object's orientation cannot be changed and acts as a perfect compass - the thumb always points due magnetic north. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: Raid on a Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd. warehouse in London, UK. Current Status: Staff gardens at Sector-25. Notes: Accompanying recovered documentation indicates that MC&D was having difficulty finding a buyer for the object.

Item Description: A 235-kg █████ █████-brand moped. When traveling at speeds in excess of 30 km/h, it displays inertial qualities consistent with an object of significantly higher mass, generally between 350 and 600 kg, depending on speed. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1999 Location of Recovery: ████████, Germany Current Status: In storage

Item Description: A large whiteboard. Should a subject write a problem on the white board, it will immediately begin to form a chart organizing the information pertinent to that problem. The object will then form connections between the information and attempt to come up with a solution. However, it will also write comments regarding the subject's intellect and physical appearance. These are almost always derogatory. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: █████████, Texas Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A █████ 1208 cell phone with exactly 2 bars of reception at all times, regardless of location, situation, or condition of the phone. Other functions do not differ from normal cell phones. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ village, Astrakhan district, found in possession of [DATA REDACTED] Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A purple stress ball that when squeezed causes the person to become contemplative about their recent successes and failures in life. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: In the office drawer of a psychiatrist by the name of Dr. P████ Laymond. Current Status: Torn to shreds by a loose pet corgi. Reconstruction is under consideration. Notes: Is this thing even necessary? Why did we even take it in the first place? Why did Rachel dump me last night? WHY??? – Agent R████████

Item Description: A Basset Hound capable of limited human-like speech - only vocalization is the word "dude", in various accents and tones of voice. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, California Current Status: Held in Site 33 kennels.

Item Description: A skee-ball arcade game dating to the late 1930s. Whenever 850 or more points are scored in a single frame, the ticket dispenser releases that number of live cockroaches. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1943 Location of Recovery: ████████ & Sons Games, Coney Island, New York Current Status: In containment.

Item Description: A key that can unlock the door to any empty, unmonitored room. However, a skeleton of a random small mammal always falls through the door as it is opened. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2006 Location of Recovery: ███████, London Current Status: In containment.

Item Description: A treadmill that will suddenly increase the speed to the maximum (15km/h) whenever stopped before the pre-programmed session is over. Unplugging the machine gave the same result. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: ██████████████ Health Center, Seoul, Korea Current Status: On ██-██-2012 object was found to be broken, and it was revealed that many agents had used it for exercise since its containment. After the repair, object did not display anomalous properties any longer, and thus relocated to Foundation health center.

Item Description: A generic baseball cap that can only be worn 'properly'. Any attempts to wear it sideways or backwards cause it to forcibly remove itself from the wearer's head. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ███ ████, New York Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A single copy of the book The Principles of Knitting. When the chapter detailing various problems encountered while knitting is read, the user experiences these problems the next time they attempt to knit. Problems extend to types of knitting not otherwise possible in three dimensions, leading to widespread tangling. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: Baltimore, MD, USA Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A shipment of 350 pre-packaged loaves of sliced potato bread consisting only of end slices. Viewing the bread causes disorientation and vestibular dysfunction. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2010 Location of Recovery: Salt Lake City, UT, USA Current Status: Shredded during containment breach. Shreds only caused slight ringing in ears in 11% of test subjects. Remains in storage.

Item Description: A VHS recording of the 1992 vice-presidential debates, in which Vice President Dan Quayle appears to have been replaced with a brown quail (Coturnix ypsilophora), which displays normal avian behavior on the recording. Behavior of the other subjects on the tape is unaltered. Forensic video analysis has not revealed any evidence of editing. Date of Recovery: 11-17-2012 Location of Recovery: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida Current Status: In Dr. Q█████'s office.

Item Description: A yellow "rubber ducky" bath toy. When a subject explains in detail a practical problem to the item as though it were a living anthropomorphic duck, they will feel that they have a better understanding of said problem, and are often immediately able to come up with a solution. Date of Recovery: ██-██-199█ Location of Recovery: ███ ████, CA, USA. Current Status: In display at Site-17's Office Block, for use by all personnel.

Item Description: A swan goose (Anser cygnoides) which extinguishes fires around it in a radius of 32.444 meters. Effect expands to 101 meters on the night of the first quarter moon. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Altai, Mongolia Current Status: In animal containment.

Item Description: A hardcover book that, when read, makes everything a person touches feel like a certain designated texture, depending on the page read. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Cartersville, Georgia Current Status: In the desk of Dr. Raye. Note - I like the fluffy kitten page. - Dr. Raye

Item Description: Ten (10) glass sculptures of Queen Angelfish (Holacanthus ciliaris) that animate when placed in water. Sculptures require all the needs of a regular fish, except oxygen. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, Ireland Current Status: Kept in the aquarium in the 2nd floor break room at Site-17.

Item Description: A china statuette of British cartoon characters Wallace and Gromit that, upon observation, causes the observer to have a mild craving for cheese. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Recovered with SCP-████ in a raid on a Marshall, Carter and Dark auction. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A set of chess pieces carved from white and pink marble. When used to play a game (rather than normal handling), the pieces transform into humanoid figures in the shapes of individuals important to the players. The king's knight is always in the shape of the player, regardless of gender. Date of Recovery: 04-26-19██ Location of Recovery: Found abandoned on a public chessboard in Central Park, New York City, NY, USA. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: 32 printed copies of John Cage's 4'33". When performed by any number of musicians, the sound of a euphonium practicing various atonal music pieces can be heard softly emanating from each copy. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Band room of ████████ High School, located in Oahu, HI. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A replica of a human skull made out of gelatin. Item has not been shown to decay as per standard gelatin. Item plays music every October 31st. All music has been confirmed to be identical to that played by the band ███ ███████ ████ at their annual concert at the ████████ ████ Zoo. Date of Recovery: ██-██-██11 Location of Recovery: ████████ ████ Zoo Amphitheater. Current Status: On the desk of Dr. ███████. Notes: I would feel a little bad about this, but the concert is free anyway. -Dr. ███████.

Aitem Deskripshun: A dikshunnarree that alturs ennee tekst deskraibing it too rezembul the langwej's fonetik form, tho nawt in ennee rekognaizd format. Dayt uv Rekuvurree: ██-██-20██ Lokayshun uv Rekuvurree: Shikago, Illinoy, Yoo-Es-Ay Kurrent Status: In a standurd kontaynment lokkur at Sait-59.

Item Description: A bronze statue of a mermaid. Causes kleptomaniacal compulsions in mammalian subjects continually exposed to it. Date of Recovery: 06-30-1967 Location of Recovery: ████████, ██ Current Status: Replaced with a replica. Original in storage.

Item Description: The word [REDACTED], a 9-letter imaginary word which is defined as "the opposite of a sieve." The definition is known as soon as the word is read or heard. Only one written instance of the word exists at any given time; the previous instance is erased when the new instance is written, although the word transfers at roughly 1808 km/s. The word reportedly feels natural and fluid to pronounce, and so may potentially be easy for unknown independent parties to create and write down. It is otherwise mundane. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Word Generation And Verification Subroutines, Site-18 Data Banks Current Status: Written on a piece of paper stored at Site-19. In the event that an unknown independent party writes the word, one of several researchers will be on call to write the word down again.

Item Description: A tiara constructed from living specimens of mushroom and other non-invasive fungus. Placing the tiara on a human subject's head causes the subject to become gyroscopically stabilized from the waist up. No matter the effort, the subject will become unable to move their body from the waist up out of a perfectly vertical position. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1919 Location of Recovery: Copenhagen, Denmark Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A traditional Brazilian berimbau of typical construction and materials. When held by a human subject, and the stick is raised to strike the string, the subject immediately displays an instinctive knowledge of how to play basic traditional rhythms. Further exposure does not seem to result in further knowledge gain, but the resultant basic knowledge remains with the subject after exposure. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Salto, Brazil Current Status: In storage. Note: Until it is determined conclusively that the item has no cognitohazardous capabilities, handling and testing is restricted to D-Class subjects.

Item Description: A 129-character string. Entering it on the password field of an online service will allow log-in no matter what the original password was; only known exception is the word "password". Date of Recovery: ██-██-201█ Location of Recovery: Lagos, Nigeria Current Status: Archived. Research on encryption and network structures resistant to effect underway.

Item Description: A blue stress ball. When squeezed, holder becomes infuriated, and when thrown, will bounce back and hit the thrower's head. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ████ Psychiatrics, ████ Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A standard ███████ brand deck of cards that, when used to play any card game, appear 'backwards', showing all other players the card's face, while only showing the card's holder the back of said card. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ███ █████, Nevada, United States. Current Status: In storage at Site ██ Recreation Lounge.

Item Description: A credit card of an unknown black material. Purchases made with the card via magnetic stripe readers are retroactively debited from Banco de Mexico's account number ██████.██, in October of 1993. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Secret chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza, Cairo, Egypt Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A red 1994 Toyota Camry whose radio could only play Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" regardless of station, whether a cassette tape had been inserted, and even after the radio itself had been replaced 3 times. Date of Recovery: ██-██-200█ Location of Recovery: Atlanta, Georgia Current Status: Crushed and melted down during an unusual containment breach. Residual slag showed no anomalous properties.

Item Description: A high-tech typewriter that produces a cognitohazardous effect on every person trying to formulate a description for said object. Despite being a typewriter, it is always described as a typewriter, with various properties, containment places and such replaced with analogous typewriter-related properties. However, the verb "to shoot" and its cognates are not affected. Attempts to photograph the object are hindered by mental influence, and any attempts to draw or paint the object result in a drawing of a typewriter. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: An abandoned printing device research base that belonged to a defunct group of interest called [REDACTED]. Current Status: In storage in Site ███ printing devices room. An effort to produce copies of the typewriter is underway. Notes: This typewriter is great! Easy to shoot, very accurate, good shooting distance, lightweight, supports different key sets and has a 60 cartridge tray. The typing mechanism is detachable, .45ACP and 5.56 versions are available. Most likely, the anomalous effect was developed in order to hinder intelligence efforts. - Agent Cora.

Item Description: A wooden toy rifle designed to shoot rubber bands using a gear. Rubber bands accelerate to 1/540 the speed of light upon leaving the barrel of the rifle. Date of Recovery: 10-15-2010 Location of Recovery: Mount Vernon, Virginia Current Status: In anomalous weapons containment.

Item Description: A computer that cannot connect to any network when networking is enabled, but can attain a connection to the internet of exactly 161.24 kbps anywhere, regardless of the speed of light and other physical limitations. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2011 Location of Recovery: ██████, Portugal Current Status: Currently used to maintain communications with ████████.

Item Description: A glass statue of a non-Euclidian structure. Glass fragments of a statue, originally composing a non-Euclidian structure. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2013 Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: In storage Notes: It was broken when I found it. - Agent Green

Item Description: A drawing of a dog that, when viewed by an illiterate individual, teaches them how to read and write Latvian. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ██ Current Status: In Level 1 Document Storage at Site-██.

Item Description: A Christmas tree that is impossible to disassemble. Date of Recovery: 25-12-2013 Location of Recovery: Original location unknown, secondary location is near the entrance tunnel to Site-14. Current Status: In Site-14 break room as a decoration for Christmas.

Item Description: One coaster. When placed on any horizontal surface, it leaves a circular water stain 6.3 cm in diameter. Stains left by this object have proven to be extremely difficult to remove. Date of Recovery: 09-18-1995 Location of Recovery: ██████ ████████ Brewery, Gatlinburg, TN Current Status: Accidentally destroyed under unknown circumstances.

Item Description: A Mark XIX (19) Israel Military Industries Desert Eagle on 50. Action Express with Picatinny rail. When held, it displays an ammo counter in the bottom right corner of the wielder's peripheral vision, and, when fired, displays a point value based on the target hit, in base 5 numeration. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, Florida, U.S.A. Current Status: Stored in Site-19 Low value storage unit. Notes: It sounds cool, but the ammo counter is hard to focus on, which distracts you when you're trying to fire it, and it's nearly useless since you can barely make out the numbers. The scoring system has to be worked out on paper, and there's no easy way of recording the numbers when you have to decode your score every time you shoot. Keep this thing far away from the usable weapons. - Agent Harrelson

Item Description: A pack of ███████ brand chewing gum containing six (6) pieces of chewed gum. When chewed, they will revert to 'un-chewed' form. Re-chewed pieces do not possess this property. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████ ██████, Canada Current Status: In storage in Site-██. Notes: How did we figure out it did that? - Dr. ██████

Item Description: A tambourine that, when shaken, produces the sounds of a guitar. Staff claim to greatly enjoy it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, England Current Status: Held in the Site-19 break room.

Item Description: A pair of baby blue boxing gloves. If the boxing gloves are used to punch an infant in the jaw, the new-born will grow all of its adult teeth within the following 24 hours. Date of Recovery: 08-10-20██ Location Recovery: Glasgow, Scotland. Current Status: Stored in Site-17 containment locker.

Item Description: A Roman mosaic assembled in the 4th century CE depicting a creature resembling a Stegosaurus. Outside its anachronism, it is not otherwise anomalous. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Villa Romana del Casale, Sicily, Italy. Current Status: In display at Site-77's Historical Anomalies Wing.

Item Description: A wooden pan flute. When played, an unidentified male voice will tell music-related puns in the player's first language. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1991 Location of Recovery: ████ Music Shop, Salonica, Greece. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A red ███████ brand automobile. The automobile is reported to leave a trail of flames in areas it passes. It is also able to speed up to ████ kilometers per hour. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: █████ family's garage Current Status: Last seen driven by Dr. Gerald. Presumed destroyed.

Item Description: A black top hat. When worn, any sounds made by the person wearing it is replaced by an unidentified male voice saying an onomatopoeic word based on the sound (for instance, the sound of sneezing will be replaced by the word "sneeze"). Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████ Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A tin can labelled "WORMS" in white paint. Opening the lid reveals another lid directly underneath. Analysis has resulted in the conclusion that there may be a theoretically infinite sequence of lids. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, West Virginia Current Status: In anomalous item containment locker.

Item Description: A carton of ████████-brand cigarettes. Upon smoking, subjects can only communicate through operatic vocals, with an effect lasting from 8 to 15 minutes. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2004 Location of Recovery: Phoenix, Arizona Current Status: A number were consumed a month after recovery by the Site-22 staff. Remainder in storage. Notes: These were a lot of fun. Someone should put them in the break room vending machines if the Foundation comes across a reliable source. - Agent ██████

Item Description: A red 2011 ████ █████ 159. Upon sitting in the driver's seat, the driver spontaneously forgets how to use a stick-shift transmission. They regain this knowledge upon stepping out of the car. (It should also be noted that this car has a stick-shift transmission.) Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████, Poland Current Status: In storage; awaiting repairs due to a burnt-out clutch.

Item Description: A black-and-white picture of a flock of sheep that causes any human within a five (5)-meter radius to feel as if they are being watched. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███ ██████ Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A ███████ ██████ ██-1600 brand computer. When activated all peripherals are turned into aged Abbaye de Belloc cheese. Date of Recovery: 11-██-2012 Location of Recovery: Algonquin College, Canada Current Status: Stored in Site-██ break room. Notice: I shouldn't have to say this, but since it keeps happening: staff are advised not to connect peripherals to the computer unless they intend to turn said peripherals into cheese. - Supervisor White

Item Description: A finger painting of a 7 centimeter square inside of a 3 centimeter circle. Date of Recovery: 12-02-20██ Location of Recovery: Christian Addler Elementary School Current Status: Undergoing testing Note: I know the ruler doesn't lie, but my brain just doesn't want to believe it. Guess we're doing something right. - Agent Morris

Item Description: A severed saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus) head, which doesn't experience decomposition or corrosion. When touched or handled physically, the head animates and bites its handler, then returns to its inactive state. Object also regenerates almost instantaneously when damaged. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2014 Location of Recovery: Las Vegas, Nevada Current Status: In frozen storage.

Item Description: A blue ███'s candy, which, when set on a flat surface, begins to spin, accelerating in speed until it reaches a rate of approximately 65 rev/s, at which point it instantly freezes in place until picked up and set back down. Date of Recovery: 02-24-2014 Location of Recovery: Cedar Springs, Colorado, USA Current Status: Consumed by Dr. ██████

Item Description: A recently opened, 38 centiliter glass bottle of ███████ brand ketchup. Contents of bottle deemed impossible to extract, despite vigorous smacking and shaking. Date of Recovery: 04-15-20██ Location of Recovery: San Juan, Mexico Current Status: Shattered during an unauthorized extraction attempt in Site-22 cafeteria. Despite severe fragmentation, contents remained irretrievable from bottle. Broken shards and remains moved to standard storage locker at Site-59.

Item Description: A glass mirror that reflects images across its surface approximately 3.86 seconds more slowly than conventional mirrors, resulting in a significant 'lag' in the observed reflection. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, Ukraine Current Status: Undergoing testing at Site-73. Studies indicate that there is no observable change in the rate at which photons are reflected by the mirror.

Item Description: A toy rocket made out of an unknown substance which can exceed speeds needed to escape the earth's gravity. It caught the interest of the Foundation and was tested. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████/█████ Border Current Status: Currently located in the thermosphere in Earth's Orbit.

Item Description: Bootleg VHS copy of Swedish movie "████ ██████ of █████████" (19██). All characters change gender and ethnicity randomly on each viewing. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, Guam Current Status: Site-19 break room. Currently in storage. Notes: Bad acting, boring plot.

Item Description: A small █████ brand FM radio, estimated to be ██ years old. When powered and set to any frequency, the radio will play a random song popular among teenagers during the activator's pubescent years. This song will always involve romantic relations and is described as remarkably apposite to the activator's current relationship status in 95% of cases. When activated by somebody not in a romantic relationship, the radio will play an inexpertly recorded cover of Harry Nilsson single "One," sung dramatically off-key by an unidentified pubescent male accompanied by a series of atonal electric piano notes. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1986 Location of Recovery: ███ ██ High School, ███████, Illinois Current Status: Lost following testing by Researcher ████.

Item Description: A bag of ███-████ brand marshmallows. When a marshmallow is consumed by an individual, their head becomes engulfed in blue flames. Subjects always report a lack of noticeable change in spite of heat readings exceeding 100°C. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2014 Location of Recovery: ███████, Scotland Current Status: Remaining samples were placed in storage.

Item Description: A pair of ravens (Corvus corax) who will sing the folk song known as twa corbies on some but not all occasions when someone dies within an approximately one kilometre radius. Date of Recovery: 06-27-1989 Location of Recovery: ████████, British Isles Current Status: Held in a standard aviary.

Item Description: One pair of ███ brand headphones that can only be described as the opposite of what they are. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████, Canada Current Status: In storage at Site-██. Notes: Don't think into it too much. - Dr. ███████

Item Description: A yellow brandless notebook. Every page contains multiple hand drawn rainbows. The words "KYLE, AGE SIX" are visible on the item's cover. All written text regarding said notebook will alter its colour in order to follow the pattern of the colours of the rainbows contained in the notebook. The drawings do not follow the pattern of real rainbows. Date of Recovery: ██-██-██ Location of Recovery: Sussex, UK Current Status: In storage at Site-98.

Item Description: An iron ball bearing (radius: 2cm) which completely lacks ferromagnetic properties, even in the presence of strong magnetic fields (tested up to 8 Tesla). It is the only known instance of an anipole, that is, a magnet with no poles (as opposed to hypothetical monopoles). Discovered while searching for low-background steel for use in radiation-sensitive experiments; it was noted for anomalously low levels of trace radioactive elements. Subsequent analysis revealed that it is composed entirely of pure iron. Date of Recovery: ██-██-200█ Location of Recovery: ███████ Factory in Alaska, US. Current Status: Held in Site-11 storage in radiation-shielding unit to preserve purity.

Item Description: A standard 'Monopoly' board game that, when played, will invariably incite an argument between the players that will ultimately lead to the cessation or annulment of their marriage, partnership, friendship or whatever other form their relationship took. Date of Recovery: 07-03-2001 Location of Recovery: ██████ family yard sale, Illinois, US. Current Status: Site-19 storage.

Item Description: Seven booster packs of the popular "Magic: The Gathering" trading card game. Opening of any of the packs will lead to an unidentified male voice saying "Ha! Nerd!" The voice appears to be located a distance away from the opener of the pack. Date of Recovery: ██-13-20██ Location of Recovery: ████ & ██████ Comics Current Status: Only five boosters remain. Currently stored in the Site 23 Storage Room.

Item Description: A 2 m. by 1 m. glass oblong that acts as a portable window to a parallel universe. Reverse side is an unidentified opaque material which has resisted all efforts to damage it thus far. Currently, the point of divergence between universes is unknown, but does not appear to have altered any aspect of Earth. Glass is functionally a mirror. Date of Recovery: ██-03-19██ Location of Recovery: ████████, England Current Status: Marked and used in Site-██ changing rooms Removed to storage following reinstitution of Protocol ANTI-AN105/76 "Containment First," on September 6, 2009.

Item Description: A 17g lump of Plasticine which, when viewed by more than one person, is unanimously agreed to be too much Plasticine. Mechanism for perpetuation of this worldview is currently unknown. No anomalous effects if viewed by only one person. Date of Recovery: ██-12-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████ █████, █████████-████-████, England Current Status: Kept in a small plastic bag in the Break Room of Site ██.

Item Description: A pillow that audibly complains about itself. Complaints thus far have been softness (of which the pillow stated it was "too hard" and "too soft" at different times), material of the pillow, the material inside the pillow, and how much it talks about itself. While it has been noted that the pillow is sentient and is able to respond to personnel, the only thing it has discussed is itself. Date of Recovery: ██-14-20██ Location of Recovery: █████ Soft Co. Current Status: Site 35 Storage Room

Item Description: A chicken nugget that does not age or go stale. When a piece of the object is has been bitten off, the nugget will regenerate the area that has been bitten. Cutting pieces off of the object do not regenerate. It seems as though the "main" part of the nugget will regenerate with pieces cut off to show no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: 12-31-2013 Location of Recovery: ████████, Connecticut. Current Status: Stored in freezer at Site-48. Notes: Maybe we could use this as infinite ration during shortage of food. - Dr. Smith

Item Description: A white oak tree (Quercus alba) that, when viewed by a subject, is invariably described as being "ironic". Affected subjects are incapable or unwilling to explain further. Date of Recovery: 05-21-2011 Location of Recovery: █████████, Canada Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A 1 m tall, solid gold flamingo statue that animates whenever a blue moon occurs. When animated, it attempts to fly through the ceiling only to crash into it. It will keep doing so until either restrained, or the morning after the blue moon ends. Date of Recovery: 05-16-████ Location of Recovery: ███████ Zoo, US Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A toilet paper roll with the words "Jimmyz Teeliscop and Anty-scop" written on it with a red marker and various star stickers dotted around it. When viewing through one side, the roll will act as a telescope, however, when viewed from the other side it acts as a microscope. Date of Recovery: 06-12-████ Location of Recovery: █████████ Woods, US Current Status: In storage. Notes: I feel bad for the kid who lost this. - Dr. Richards

Item Description: ██████-████ (██) sheets of paper that when flipped in the same direction twice show a "third side". Flipping a sheet again will show the first side. Flipping backwards from the first side will show the third one. Date of Recovery: 03-20-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ High School in ████████, ██ Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A medium, white, men's shirt. All attempts to capture the item on video or photograph have failed, as photographs and videos develop as if the shirt were not present. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ████████ Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: An abstract bronze sculpture, measuring 2.11189 meters in height. Artist unknown. Exposure results in drastic overestimation of one's ability to make precise measurements for 9.800419 hours afterwards. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ Museum of Modern Art, between Fifth and Sixth Avenue, New York, New York, USA. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A pair of cheese graters. Any cheese grated with one comes out of the other grater if the 2 are within ~6 meters of each other. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: 21 ████████ Rd, Sequim, Washington Current Status: Under testing.

Item Description: A standard paper straw wrapper which is animate and has behavior patterns consistent with a boa constrictor. This includes slow "slithering" movement and attempts to constrict prey. Due to the material it is made of, it exerts very little force, and cannot restrict anything worthy of notice. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Moe's Roadside Grill, ███ ██████, ██████ Current Status: Crumpled up, presumably by accident. Believed to be "dead".

Item Description: A font file named HAPYFASES.TTF. Any text displayed in it appears as excerpts from "Klingon Steed", a 12-novel series of unpublished slash romances. Author and font creator are unacquainted and display no anomalies. Downloadable file replaced with corrupt decoy. Date of Recovery: 03-06-2009 Location of Recovery: PhreeKrazyFontz.com (Site defunct as of 16-12-2012) Current Status: Installed on workstation of Senior Researcher Mary Esposito, Site 12

Item Description: An oil painting depicting a sunset over snow-capped mountains. Any human who views the painting is unable to move (excluding blinking and other unconscious movements) until they are deemed to have sufficiently "appreciated" the painting's composition or are forcibly moved by an external force. Date of Recovery: 12-06-200█ Location of Recovery: ███████ art gallery in ████, Ukraine, having spontaneously appeared in the gallery the day before. Current Status: In permanent storage following an incident in which Dr. Gently was transfixed for three hours before being removed by security staff. Notes: Maybe it'd be easier to appreciate the thing if the artist wasn't terrible at conveying depth. - Dr. Gently

Item Description: A plush toy of a golden retriever dog, looking cheaply made in appearance. Subjects describe the plush toy's body to feel unusually realistic. Touching the plush toy's fur is described to feel like dog's fur, touching the mouth is described to feel damp and sticky, and so on. Date of Recovery: 09-21-1992 Location of Recovery: ██████ ████ Dollar Store, ███████, Louisiana Current Status: Recreational toy in Site 15 Lounge.

Item Description: A 13 piece set of basic 12-inch rulers that when damaged emit a loud 'screeching' sound then begin to move away from the source of damage. Date of Recovery: 01-██-20██ Location of Recovery: An abandoned Staples warehouse in Coppell, TX, formerly home to a ████ sex cult and ████ ████. Current Status: Under testing.

Item Description: It might be a coffee cup that could possibly cause all writing about it to be uncertain. Date of Recovery: 1999ish? Location of Recovery: Somewhere in Florida. Current Status: In storage. Possibly.

Item Description: A nickel-plated pocket watch. Induces a mild trance state in observers when not being swung back and forth like a pendulum. Date of Recovery: 06-██-20██ Location of Recovery: A flea market in Cairo. Current Status: Anomalous properties suppressed, safe to observe. Notes: Did somebody actually build a little machine to keep this thing swinging? I mean, nice job, I guess, but seriously, we could just keep it in a box. - Dr. Micah

Item Description: A copper hoop (152 mm radius) with tubular rim (6.4 mm radius). A groove 1.6 mm wide runs along the inner surface. Three 25.4 mm bar magnets are attached to rails within the groove. These magnets are always equidistant and if given any momentum will rotate around the hoop at a constant velocity without slowing. Any attempt to extract mechanical energy from this system causes it to abruptly stop. All copies have failed to duplicate the perpetual motion of the original device. Date of Recovery: 08-08-1968 Location of Recovery: Inventors convention, Las Vegas, Nevada Current Status: Engineering Research Lab, Site-19

Item Description: A stack of 128 127 around 124 A4 printing papers printed with a variety of content, exact number of sheets undetermined. Every time the stack is counted, a single 1 to 3 a small number of sheets (exact number undetermined and suspected to be random) will disappear. Date of Recovery: 05-11-2010 Location of Recovery: ██████ Building, Shanghai, China. Original stack believed to have consisted of over 400 papers. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A 10x10 cm piece of white cardstock bearing two equally-sized black dots. The dots remain adjacent to one another along the direction of the Earth’s equator, no matter which way the card is turned. Anomaly fails to manifest when paper is not held approximately parallel to the ground. Date of Recovery: 12-11-████ Location of Recovery: The ██PD forensics labs; retrieved from a deceased John Doe. Current Status: Laminated for preservation purposes, kept in storage.

Item Description: A plastic milk jug which does not experience any gravitational forces. Milk was found to harbor no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: 01-12-2015 Location of Recovery: ████████ Recycling Center, ███-█████, Argentina Current Status: Stolen.

Item Description: A rock possessing telepathic capabilities with a range of a few meters. Mostly mulls over how bored it is. Communication appears to be one-way only. Date of Recovery: 09-01-████ Location of Recovery: Discovered during investigation of site of an anomalous event by MTF Psi-8 ("The Silencers"). Determined to be unattached to identifiable larger anomaly. Current Status: In storage. Notes: Took several hours to locate which rock was anomalous. My knees hurt. - Agent █████

Item Description: A pig whose appearance is static and shifted downwards by ~.25 meters. Effect is purely visual. The image is as it was when the effect started. The effect was reported to have taken ahold instantly. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Pig farm in ██████, ████ Current Status: Kept as a pet on Site-██ by Junior Researcher Barem.

Item Description: A mummified human foot in a clay jar. Thought to date back to the eighteenth dynasty of Egypt. Anomalous in that genetic testing matches the foot to one Daniel Eichtue-Heau, a resident of modern day California, who presently possesses both his feet. Eichtue-Heau is under surveillance. Date of Recovery: 06-13-20██ Location of Recovery: Found in the remains of a shrine to the Egyptian goddess Ma’at. Current Status: In storage. Notes: Eichtue-Heau’s left foot was severed in an industrial accident on 02-21-20██. Foot was seized by Foundation personnel and found to share numerous characteristics with the mummified foot. Currently held in cold storage.

Item Description: A soft-boiled egg approx. 0.7 meters in height. Shell is tan in color and speckled with green. DNA testing inconclusive. Date of Recovery: 12-11-████ Location of Recovery: Retrieved from an illegally-operated restaurant in South America specializing in exotic foods. Other dishes on the menu included snow leopard, chimpanzee, wooly mammoth, human, and SCP-███. Reports indicate that two such eggs had already been served, and that the last was being reserved for a wealthy Chinese stockbroker. The egg was predicted to sell for $█,███,███. Current Status: Undergoing testing.

Item Description: A printed image of a Jack Russell Terrier that invariably fools observers into believing they are perceiving a living dog of the same breed. Effect can be avoided by observing the image indirectly, such as through a mirror or camera. Date of Recovery: 09-04-████ Location of Recovery: A pet show in New Orleans. Current Status: Held in Site-██ kennels. Stored in Site-██ cognitohazard file containment.

Item Description: A letter opener resembling a fifteen (15) cm long miniature claymore. Material is common low-grade stainless steel, the handle is lacquered oak. Material samples taken exhibit no unusual properties. The content of any envelope opened with it is transformed into a poem of appropriate content. Mission reports have been transformed into anything ranging in style from Viking sagas to material akin to poems by the War Poets of World War 1, while clerical content usually turns into Dadaist or absurdist poetry (especially anything produced by the accounting department of ██████) Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ████████, ████ Current Status: Kept in storage at site ████. Access is usually granted upon written request to Dr. ████████ and for Class A-C personnel.

Item Description: A twin size mattress. Subjects who fall asleep on the mattress will invariably have a dream in which they are forced to consume a live walrus using only a fork and kitchen knife. Whether or not the subject succeeds in the dream appears to be inconsequential. Date of Recovery: 14-06-1983 Location of Recovery: A furniture store in ███████, England Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A box of 24 ███████-brand pencils featuring 3 pencils in colours that don't exist in nature. Listed on the box and on each respective pencil as "moiter," "emilet" and "cankri." These pencils work as expected. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Recovered from a Manna Charitable Foundation establishment located in ███████, Canada. Current Status: In storage. Notes: Probably memetic or something. Gives me a migraine to look at them. Pretty though. - Researcher ████████

Item Description: A 1:1 replica of a .338 caliber Accuracy International AWM sniper rifle, complete with bipod, telescopic sight, magazine, and internal mechanisms, constructed out of various unusually durable edible substances (a significant portion of which is chocolate cake). Despite its composition, item is fully functional as a firearm, capable of chambering and firing .338 Lapua Magnum cartridges. Date of Recovery: 07-16-2000 Location of Recovery: Sandford, Somerset, England Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A running car made entirely out of paper scraps. No motor has been found. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, Texas Current Status: Kept in a garage with various other non-dangerous cars and such in Site-██.

Item Description: The exact phrase "█████████████", when used as a username on any website. Accounts by this name cannot be banned or deleted, and content uploaded or posted by them cannot be removed, due to computer errors that spontaneously occur during attempts. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2007 Location of Recovery: N/A. First instance identified on social media website Reddit. Current Status: The operators of the ██ known accounts by this username have been located and amnesticized to prevent usage of these accounts. The username has been registered by the Foundation on as many other sites as possible.

Item Description: A standard coin counting jar with no identifiers of its manufacturers. The jar runs on one (1) triple-A battery, and works as expected, correctly counting the amount of coins placed within. However, all coins placed inside will become pennies of equal amount (e.g., a dime placed inside will become 10 pennies). Outwardly the jar appears full of pennies. If the lid is removed, the coins can be removed as normal, though they still appear as pennies within the jar. Date of Recovery: 11-11-2011 Location of Recovery: A Walgreen's store at ███ █████, Florida. Current Status: On the desk of Dr. █████.

Item Description: A stack of three-hundred and sixty-four (364) pieces of personalized stationery. "Messages for Bertrand Bartleby" is inscribed at the top of each. When folded in half, stationery will inscribe itself with the name, physical description, and a chronological record of actions taken by anyone in proximity to the folded paper, using terminology and slang common to turn-of-the-century London. Date of Recovery: 02-15-2015 Location of Recovery: 412 Missionary Street, London, England. Current Status: Missing. Notes: On 06-20-2015, all but one (1) piece of the acquired stationery were reported missing from storage. The remaining piece had been folded in half and left in the empty locker.

+ Contents of Remaining Folded Paper

Item Description: A ██████████ brand mountain bike that, while mounted, experiences a headwind of random speeds from █ m/s to ███ m/s, even in enclosed buildings. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2014 Location of Recovery: ███████, Denmark Current Status: Research ongoing for possible wind power generation.

Item Description: A █████ brand digital camera. When a photograph is taken, resulting photograph reveals scene of photo approximately 4.5 seconds before the exposure took place. Videos taken that are under 4.5 seconds in length are also affected. Date of Recovery: 04-10-20██ Location of Recovery: Die ██████ Fotografie at ██████████, Germany Current Status: In Dr. B█████'s office.

Item Description: A controller for the █████ console that causes anyone holding it to write/type in '1337', a 'language' that replaces most alphabet letters with alternative ASCII numbers and symbols. Date of Recovery: 04-15-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████████, Illinois, USA Current Status: In Dr. Albae's Personal Locker.

Item Description: A scorpion that imitates various human mannerisms and speaks fluent English in a British accent. Date of Recovery: 01-28-2010 Location of Recovery: ██████, Texas, USA Current Status: Contained in standard terrarium, heat lamp included, at Site ██ Notes: He appears to like tea, despite normal scorpions being strictly carnivorous. - Dr. Henry

Item Description: A pennaceous feather resembling a tail feather from an unknown species of family Accipitridae (hawks, eagles, and vultures). It is brown with white banding, appears to have naturally fallen from its host, and measures 4m long by 1m wide. Date of Recovery: 09-14-2011 Location of Recovery: Steppe land approximately 500 km west of Astana, Kazakhstan. Current Status: In storage. Notes: So we have a giant egg and a giant feather in storage. Where's the giant bird? And why doesn't anybody know about it? - Dr. Argent

Item Description: An unbranded data cable for ███████ devices. When connected to a compatible device, the device will charge itself even though the data cable is not attached to a visible power supply. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Sent as "Promotional Material" through ███ to Site-██, return address of mail is currently under surveillance by Foundation operatives. Current Status: Kept in storage in Site-██ for personnel to use.

Item Description: Twelve (12) quill pens that, when placed inside a suitable salt water environment, will animate and behave like a Sea Pen (Pennatulacea). When taken out of water, it will revert back to its original state. The items were discovered after a report of living pens. Date of Recovery: 08-23-2015 Location of Recovery: A small tank inside ████████, San Diego. Current Status: Placed in an aquarium at Dr. ██████'s room.

Item Description: A commercial electrician's 22 piece tool set manufactured and sold by ████ █████. Any attempt to take any of the tools in the set without looking directly at it will cause the tool to instantaneously transport a few meters away to a random location. After 5 attempts to retrieve a tool, all tools in the set will transport to a location suitable for them to arrange themselves in an order resembling the ";)" emoticon. Date of Recovery: 04-18-2013 Location of Recovery: Construction site for Containment Area-████ Current Status: Site-45's Low Priority Containment wing.

Item Description: A writing pad with the words "Do not swaer" [sic] written on every page. Whenever the object is written about, any expletives in the text will automatically be replaced with similar words. Date of Recovery: 09-08-2015 Location of Recovery: A classroom in the ██████████ school in ██████████, Australia. Current Status: Kept on a paper tray in Researcher ██████'s room.

Item Description: A pair of black men's gloves made of an unknown material. If the items are worn while punching a living thing or inanimate object, large words depicting the sound made will appear for 1.7 seconds within 1 meter of the wearer. Date of Recovery: 09-08-2015 Location of Recovery: A prop house in Walla Walla, Washington, United States. Current Status: In Dr. ███████'s office display case.

Item Description: A pencil sharpener that adds back layers of wood to any pencil inserted until it is indiscernible from its original unsharpened form. Date of Recovery: ██-11-2015 Location of Recovery: A classroom in ██████████, ████████ Africa. Current Status: In a staff supply closet for reusing pencils. In a locked container in Dr. ███████'s office.

Item Description: A 1-gallon tub of ███ ███ ███████ vanilla ice cream. The ice cream itself is continuously kept at 12°C, despite temperature surrounding it. Consumption of the ice cream will cause the taste to change to a random flavor of existing ice cream flavors. However, consumption will automatically trigger an "ice cream headache". The ice cream does not regenerate after consumption. Date of Recovery: 03-14-19██ Location of Recovery: ███████'s Freezing Goods. Current Status: Area 23 frozen storage. Consumed.

Item Description: A human skull that, when held, will cause the holder to walk around the room with the skull, acting out the play "Hamlet" by William Shakespeare. After finishing, the holder will place the skull to its original position, and return to normal. When questioned, subjects usually respond with lines from the play. Date of Recovery: 09-14-2002 Location of Recovery: A drama hall in London, England. Current Status: A locked display case in Dr. Moreau's office.

Item Description: A male blue shark (Prionace glauca) that swims through the air like it would through water. Date of Recovery: 11-16-2013 Location of Recovery: Miami, Florida Current Status: On-Site terrarium at Site-B14 Notes: Will eat anything a normal shark would, but seems to prefer dog food. - Dr. Uhlman

Item Description: A stovepipe style hat that, when worn by a human and viewed by one or more penguins, will exert a force on the wearer accelerating them upward at a rate of 1 m/s2 per observer. Under normal circumstances, 10 or more observers are required to overcome the forces of gravity. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████ Zoo, ██, ██ Current Status: Site-37 storage wing.

Item Description: A double-six domino that cannot be knocked over. When pushed with a great amount of force, it knocks down the object that pushed it with a similar amount of force. Should a human push it, it bends the finger(s) that pushed the domino downward. Date of Recovery: 03-28-1996 Location of Recovery: Boston, Massachusetts Current Status: Placed against the wall in Site-4's storage compartment. Shot by Agent [REDACTED] in an attempt to knock it down, and thus it was broken into multiple pieces. Pieces displayed no anomalies, even after being super glued together.

Item Description: One cassette tape entitled The Best of Queen. When left unobserved in close proximity to other cassette tapes, item will transmogrify the tapes into exact copies of itself. Date of Recovery: 09-20-1982 Location of Recovery: The floorboard of Agent ██████'s car. Current Status: Site-88's music wing.

Item Description: A gray analog alarm clock that sounds like the owner's primary maternal figure when reaching its set specific time. Date of Recovery: 10-28-2015 Location of Recovery: Ithaca, New York Current Status: Kept in storage. Destroyed by Agent ███████. Agent reprimanded.

Item Description: A seemingly standard U.S. quarter. When flipped, it has a 33% chance of landing on a third side not normally visible. This third side depicts an engraving similar in appearance and format to the special state quarters; however, it depicts a state that does not exist. The state depicted is called "New Caulde", and according to the coin, was founded in 1919. The engraving depicts a hammer and a nail over a stylized image of a tree. Date of Recovery: 03-10-1989 Location of Recovery: Las Vegas, Nevada Current Status: In storage. Testing must be approved by Dr. Cox.

Item Description: A table with a circular area approximately 20 cm in diameter that remains at a constant 37°C, no matter the surrounding temperatures. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Atlanta, Georgia, USA Current Status: In the Site-19 Break Room for use by staff (request to move to storage pending)

Item Description: A relatively small maple tree that shows effects opposite to the season currently underway. There are no ill effects on its health in spite of being unable to sufficiently photosynthesize due to the anomaly. Date of Recovery: 07-21-1984 Location of Recovery: A park in █████ Current Status: Relocated to an outdoor compartment of Site-██. Object retains anomalous property after relocation.

Item Description: A complex ritual which, when performed correctly, causes the manifestation of a single pepperoni pizza. Ritual was originally written on a receipt from a local pizzeria for one large pepperoni pizza. Date of Recovery: 11-16-1993 Location of Recovery: Phoenix, Arizona Current Status: Original receipt is kept in a low security filing cabinet at Site-17. Notes: Investigation of pizzeria showed no signs of further anomalous activity.

Item Description: A colony of lesser flamingo (Phoenicopterus minor), numbering 1441 in population at time of recovery, whose members were mutually intangible. Breeding attempts resulted in completely intangible offspring. Date of Recovery: 04-18-1952 Location of Recovery: ██████████, Namibia Current Status: All known members are deceased. The remains displayed no anomalous properties and were incinerated.

Item Description: An animate common iguana made completely of plant matter. Iguana was unable to reproduce as no female version of the creature had been found. Consumed insect matter. Date of Recovery: 04-12-1983 Location of Recovery: Sewers beneath ███████ Current Status: Died at average age; genetic information stored at Site-██.

Item Description: A worn out dartboard that cannot be hit by any player, regardless of skill level. Despite missing, the user will believe that they scored a bullseye and boast about their skills for a period of time between 4 and 110 minutes. Date of Recovery: 09-27-1963 Location of Recovery: A pub in Cork, Ireland Current Status: In storage at Site-77

Item Description: A small toy in the shape of a domesticated pig with wings that animates at will. Item behaves in a manner similar to its biological counterpart, with the only exception being that it uses flight as its primary mode of transportation. Date of Recovery: 05-10-2001 Location of Recovery: Houston, Texas Current Status: Contained in storage on Site-18.

Item Description: A chocolate-dipped granola bar that, when consumed, seems to have the missing portion regrow on one end of the bar. Date of Recovery: 02-17-2015 Location of Recovery: ███████, Ontario Current Status: In storage at Site-██'s cafeteria. Flattened, however anomalous effects haven't been nullified. Note: Researchers and their brains. Always wanting to know more… smashed my damn chocolate bar in the process. - Agent █████

Item Description: A cardboard box. All physical documentation of item spontaneously translocates to inside the box itself. Date of Recovery: 01-01-2016 Location of Recovery: ████, Georgia, USA Current Status: In storage Addition: Attempts to keep audio-only recordings resulted in the recording devices moving to inside the box.

Item Description: A piece of information that when put through all mediums tested (image, txt, .mp3, ant genome, AIAD, [REDACTED]), alters itself to produce the same description/image of a purple flower. Date of Recovery: 04-02-2016 Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]'s digital camera, after being struck by lighting. Current Status: Contained in Anomalous Data Storage Drive-14.

Item Description: A paper that causes every other word written on it to be turned into an expletive. Date of Recovery: 01-24-19██ Location of Recovery: ████████ High School Current Status: In Site-██'s storage locker. I fucking don't damnit what the shit is. I'm fucking on shit right ass and shits fine. Dr.████

Entry Portrayal: An antique lexicon which necessitates readers to communicate in unnecessary serpentine synonyms after perusing it. Periodically synonyms interdict the prepense definition. Occasion of Retrieval: 13-02-19██ A.D. Venue of Retrieval: ██████ Athenaeum, Romania Contemporary State: In stockpile Notation: Human resources who I toil with are now necessitated to use dictionaries when in a tête-à-tête with me. - Dr. M██████

Item Description: A VHS Player ████ when described, changes the letters of random words ██ any description █████ it to the Unicode █████████ known as a 'FULL BLOCK' (█). While the ███ Player itself ███ not been observed ██ show any anomalous ███████ aside from this. ████ of Recovery: 09-04-2015 Location ██ Recovery: São Paulo, Brazil Current Status: Contained in ███████ on ████-18.

Item Description: A common goldfish (Carassius auratus), genetically within normal parameters for its species. It is in no way anomalous. Notes: Dr. Serion is no longer permitted to edit this document without O5-Approval.

Item Description: A common goldfish (Carassius auratus) that sporadically explodes, before spontaneously reassembling. The detonations are sufficient to shatter aquarium glass, and have so far killed 10. Date of Recovery: 02-05-2016 Location of Recovery: House of Dr. Serion, NY, United States Current Status: Kept in blastproof bowl in the level 2 testing lab of Site-24. Fed twice daily.

Item Description: A plastic toddler spoon that attempts to gouge out the eyes of anyone who comes within six (6) meters of it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2016 Location of Recovery: ████ ███████, Colorado Current Status: In storage Notes: The spoon is neither sharp enough nor heavy enough to do any real damage, just slightly uncomfortable. Goggles are recommended to anyone working with it.████

Item Description: A standard MPK5 SMG. When fired, it instead emits a high-pitched voice that attempts to mimic the expected sound of the weapon firing. Date of Recovery: 09-18-2012 Location of Recovery: Lynchwood, ███ ████ Current Status: In storage; pending destruction

Item Description: A 2kg block of gorgonzola cheese, which will continuously emit 1970s disco-funk at 65dB when within 12m of any male with a moustache. Date of Recovery: 01-01-2000 Location of Recovery: AltMod Discoteque, Antwerp, Belgium Current Status: In storage at all-female Site 12

Item Description: A 20cm x 20cm x 20cm wooden block that casts a shadow shaped like a common house cat. Date of Recovery: 02-03-2016 Location of Recovery:Lisbon, Portugal Current Status: Dr. ████████'s office

Item Description: A ██████ spring toy able to turn corners. Date of Recovery: 01-03-2016 Location of Recovery: Toronto, Canada Current Status: Undergoing testing in CN Tower stairwell Notes: Also crosses short landings, up to 1.4m, as long as there are more stairs.

Item Description: A human brain in a mobile vat of nutrients, equipped with camera and speech synthesizer. It claims to be Zargox Quaglofan, 23rd century secret agent on a temporal mission to prevent the rise of the Insectoid Empire in 1976. Date of Recovery: 09-23-2011 Location of Recovery: A crater at Site 136 Current Status: Head of Records, Site 136 Notes: It appears to be delusional, but it's a very good file clerk. - Dr. Danger

Item Description: A titanium spork. Any food eaten with this utensil will be perceived to be slightly less spicy than the maximum the eater is readily capable of tolerating. No chemical changes to the food, or physiological changes to the user are noted, this item only affects perception. Date of Recovery: 04-16-2016 Location of Recovery: The Site 88 cafeteria. Current Status: In the Site 88 general storage wing, small item storage locker. Notes: Correction — It's supposed to be in the storage locker, but keeps ending up back in the cafeteria utensil rack. I better not catch whoever keeps doing this. - Dr. Rachasthani

Item Description: A toilet. Any animal that comes into contact with the toilet will burst into laughter even if they don't have the vocal cords to do so. Date of Recovery: 02-12-2005 Location of Recovery: The Site-66 bathroom. Current Status: Broken after Dr. █████ dropped item during transport to Site-66 Storage Room.

Item Description: A white sock that whenever worn, turns out to be inside out, completely independent from how to sock was actually put on. Date of Recovery: 01-04-2002 Location of Recovery: Originally in possession of Agent ██████ Current Status: In storage

Item Description: A brown paper grocery bag. When placed on the head of a human being, the wearer's face cannot be revealed in any way other than removing the bag on their own. Any other attempts will remove the bag, only to reveal another bag underneath, still covering the head of the wearer. Removed copies no longer display anomalous effect. Attempts to cut holes in the bag have failed. Deceased subjects do not seem to trigger anomalous effect in the object. Date of Recovery: 04-13-2009 Location of Recovery: A ████████ Supermarket location in ██████, ██, in employee break room. Current Status: In storage

Item Description: A retractable pen with a spring-based clicker. In addition to the two states such a pen would normally have (retracted and extended), there exists a 'third' state where the pen tip appears to retract and extend again; when attempting to write in this third state, the pen will start making a continuous, bass-heavy noise as it makes contact with the writing surface. Disassembly of the pen has revealed no origin as to the source of the sound; the anomalous effect only functions when the pen is completely reassembled. Date of Recovery: 08-16-2015 Location of Recovery: ███████████ High School, █████ USA Current Status: In storage, Site-23

Item Description: A copper fountain in a public space outside [REDACTED]. During the daytime, the fountain does not display any anomalous properties; however, at any point in the night after 22:30 when the fountain is not being observed, all coins at the bottom of the fountain will inexplicably disappear. Inexplicably, this will only occur if there are at least 1945cm3 of water in the fountain. Date of Recovery: 16-02-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████, Czech Republic Current Status: Disassembled in a Foundation-owned warehouse. Notes: The groundskeeper at the location of recovery was aware of the fountain's anomalous property, but didn't report it because 'it made his job easier'. I sympathize, but still, with the length of time he's been exposed to the anomaly, I'd recommend a Class-E amnestic for him. - Agent █████ I'll look into clearing it with the Ethics Committee. And as for the people telling me this should receive full SCP status - it's a fountain that eats your coins. Nothing more. - Dr. Ryken

Item Description: A silver wristwatch which, when laid on any surface, will soft boil an egg placed on it. No other anomalous properties recorded. Date of Recovery: 05-03-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████████, New Mexico. Current Status: In the possession of Dr. Michael ███████ for personal use. Notes: This is absolutely useless; however, it does make preparing lunch at work easier as I don't have to wait to use the stove in the kitchen. No, you can't have it, it's mine! - Dr. Michael ███████

Item Description: An open case of 20 tubes of hair gel. Application of the hair gel to the scalp of any primate will cause hair to grow, recede, or change length until the primate's hair resembles a 1980s style mullet. Date of Recovery: 08-12-2016 Location of Recovery: Basement of █████ Barber Shop, Waxahachie, TX Current Status: In Site-17 storage. Notes: Product appears to be mislabeled. All packaging indicates the product will give the user a 1950s pompadour.

Item Description: A large conch seashell, 30 cm in length. When the opening is held to a human ear, a dial tone is produced from within the shell. No method of dialing the item (if such is possible) has yet been determined. Date of Recovery: 04-05-2012 Location of Recovery: Obtained from the seashore of Mindil Beach, Australia. Current Status: Functioning as an aquarium decoration in Site-82.

Item Description: A wireless black PlayStation 4 controller that will connect to Nintendo 64 entertainment consoles and nothing else. Tests have shown that all internals of the controller are unmodified and correctly programmed yet there is still no understanding of how N64s receive the signal broadcasted by the controller. Date of Recovery: 01-24-2016 Location of Recovery: Obtained from a house in █████████, California Current Status: In storage. Request for transfer to Area 43 break room pending.

Item Description: A mundane hockey puck. Slides across all surfaces it is placed on, with no observable friction. Date of Recovery: 03-04-2016 Location of Recovery: Surrendered by the ice hockey club of Darwin, Australia. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A coverless book with 50 pages, when opened it will display pages from different parts of different novels and books, there are no set patterns to what pages that appears in it. The pages will randomize again if book is closed and reopened. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1988 Location of Recovery: On a bookshelf in a public library located in ████████, Hong Kong. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A small white dresser. Upper drawer contains different assortment of items each time it is opened, usually consistent with mundane drawer clutter. Any items placed inside are no longer present when the drawer is closed and reopened. The lower drawer similarly shifts contents, but instead is always uniformly filled with a single substance or collection of identical objects; previously observed examples include shale gravel, pine pitch, unmarked gold ingots, 1985 US pennies with identical scratches and surface features, 150 chrome steel objects of uncertain function, Bing cherries, and crushed woodwind reeds. Date of Recovery: 10-14-2003 Location of Recovery: ███████, █████, during a raid on a known Marshall, Carter, and Dark warehouse. Current Status: Low-risk Anomalous Item storage. Notes: After brief testing, item was determined to be non-hazardous. Request for further testing as a possible disposal for hazardous items is pending.

Item Description: A minor infohazard. Anything describing its physical appearance will automatically be redacted. Date of Recovery: 04-16-2016 Location of Recovery: Reykjavik, Iceland Current Status: Placed within storage.

Item Description: A karaoke machine. Anyone who talks in the microphone will have their voice changed to that of a Japanese teenage girl, with anything spoken or sung being automatically translated as well. The voice itself varies slightly from person to person. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2002 Location of Recovery: A nightclub in █████ Prefecture Current Status: Stationed at Site-32's break room for recreation.

Item Description: A self-reviewing notebook. A short piece of criticism will be written after any text written in the book. As well as reviewing fiction for its value as a novel, it appears to be able to fact check both fiction and nonfiction, and will suggest potential improvements. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: A book of the week club in ██ Spain. Current Status: In storage at Site-14. Suggestion for use as an aid to research in anomalous and mainstream studies pending approval.

Item Description: A single feather that appears to be constantly changing in color, the feather's color seems to change approximately every two seconds. When music is played within a 12 meter radius, the feather reacts to this stimuli by changing colors much quicker than normal, much like a strobe light, the speed of which it changes seems to vary depending on the speed, beat, tone, and tempo of the song/music being played. Date of Recovery: 07-2█-20██ Location of Recovery: Found in what appears to be an old and abandoned club in ██████, Philippines. Current Status: Kept in storage and used during Christmas parties.

Item Description: A maths textbook whose contents can only be remembered by smoking the pages. Pages regenerate after thirty minutes. Date of Recovery: 16-7-2010 Location of Recovery: █████ █████, Australia Current Status: In storage

Item Description: A man in his mid-30's, capable of twirling any object on his index finger at extreme speeds, regardless of size, mass, chemical composition, or shape of said object in relation to his own body. Date of Recovery: 03-06-2012 Location of Recovery: Sunderland, Massachusetts Current Status: In low-threat humanoid containment, Site-12

Item Description: A 4oz cup of ████ brand applesauce, contents nonperishable. Expiration date always matches current date. Date of Recovery: 6-18-2016 Location of Recovery: Gold Hill, Oregon Current Status: Inadvertently consumed by Junior Researcher ██████. ██████ suffered mild indigestion but recovered within 12 hours.

Item Description: A goldfish which produces a constant stream of fresh water from its mouth at the rate of 10.9 L/s. Date of Recovery: 12-10-2016 Location of Recovery: Rhodehampton, New South Wales Current Status: Forcibly imploded following a blockage in the drainage system for its tank.

Item Description: A 3D jigsaw sphere whose pieces, when disassembled, form two identical copies of the same sphere. Lost pieces of an individual sphere will occasionally be found inside another sphere when disassembling it. Date of Recovery: 07-03-2016 Location of Recovery: Bowral, New south Wales Current Status: Initially, three completed puzzles were recovered – the pieces for fifteen more were found inside those spheres. Further testing has resulted in the construction of four additional whole spheres.

Item Description: A cube constructed of concrete which will produce a sap from the ████ tree every two to four hours. Sap has been tested but has proven to have no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: ██-20-1998 Location of Recovery: [REDACTED], Switzerland Current Status: In the storage of Area 01 Site 17 with weekly cleaning from Janitorial Crews. Personnel under the security level of two (2) should not be permitted near the object following the near destruction of the object by Dr. James Write. Note: I'm surprised that the sap has no anomalous properties. I mean, where does it come from? How is the sap made? Maybe it's a hidden form of teleportation! - Dr. Houston

Item Description: A Northern Mockingbird (Mimus polyglottus) that can imitate any human phrase spoken to it. However, it always repeats these phrases in German, regardless of what language they were initially spoken in. Date of Recovery: 11-14-2016 Location of Recovery: Sunset Beach, North Carolina Current Status: In a low-security animal containment unit at Site-65.

Item Description: A combat knife with a serrated blade and a wooden handle. Whenever the object is used with intent to harm, the blade will instantaneously disappear. Any person(s) "stabbed" with the bladeless knife are compelled to declare "I go the way of every man — my last light snuffed out.", and enter a death-like trance. After roughly four minutes, the victim will rise, with no recollection of the event. Date of Recovery: 05-09-2016 Location of Recovery: Cambridge, England Current Status: Secured in Site-78's non-sentient storage wing. Note: When we found this, Carter wouldn't stop stabbing me with it. Couldn't stop the bastard either. — Agent Iglesias from Recovery Team Ψ-13

Item Description: A volcano-shaped cake that erupts every 30 days, expelling either luminescent red icing or 1500 °C lava. The cake has neither been damaged by the lava nor undergone expected staling or aging. The location of the liquids prior to eruption has not been accounted for. Date of Recovery: 04-13-2007 Location of Recovery: A Pompeiian bakery. Current Status: Held in Site-17 Cafeteria cold-storage Went into dormancy after being exposed to continual cold-storage temperatures. Currently stored in a heated room in an attempt to 'revive' the item.

Item Description: A name tag with "Steve" written on the front. Upon placing the name tag on a person's chest, they will claim that their name has always been Steve. Date of Recovery: 08-16-2016 Location of Recovery: Aspen, CO, United States Current Status: In storage at Site-17.

Item Description: A chess set made from English oak. When the pieces are moved on the board, they generate specific sounds audible only to the players. Moving a piece creates sounds similar to clanging metal or galloping horses, while removing a piece from play generates sounds of punching or clashing metal. At the end of a game, a trumpet fanfare will play for three seconds. Date of Recovery: 13-02-1992 Location of Recovery: King Alexander I Primary School, Serbia Current Status: In the Area 53 break room.

Item Description: An apple tree whose fruit has been described as abnormally delicious. Any human who consumes a fruit from the tree will be propelled south by southeast away from ██°██'██.█"N ██°██'██.█"E at 87 kph. Date of Recovery: 05-08-2012 Location of Recovery: Mt. Ararat, Turkey Current Status: Relocated to Site-27's arboretum.

Item Description: A wooden door, painted white. At exactly 11:30 PM local time, a knock is heard from whichever side is not being observed. If both sides are observed, knocks will emanate from both sides simultaneously. Date of Recovery: 14-11-2015 Location of Recovery: London, Britain. Current Status: In storage at Site-32.

Item Description: A standard kitchen sink. Humans over the age of 21, with at least one child under the age of 16, consistently perceive it as full of dirty dishes, regardless of its contents. Humans under the age of 18 see it as completely empty. Date of Recovery: 14-11-2015 Location of Recovery: London, Britain Current Status: In storage at Site-13.

Item Description: A photograph of a ██████. Despite there being no evidence of its existence, it will cause those who talk about it to insist upon its existence. Contents of the photograph are debated. Date of Recovery: Unknown. Location of Recovery: Unknown. Current Status: Unknown; existence of object debated. Staff frequently report that the photo is hung in Researcher Adamo Smalls' office.

Item Description: A set of candy canes which cause any child who consumes one to be exceptionally nice for 30 days. Subsequent consumptions renew this period of niceness. Date of Recovery: 12-01-2003. Location of Recovery: A candy store in Santa Clara, California. Current Status: In Site-19's cafeteria for snacks. I hope nobody minds, but I've been taking these home to my kids after work. They love them! — Agent Miller.

Item Description: A steam iron. When used, clothing being ironed will emit a loud scream as long as direct contact with the iron is maintained. Date of Recovery: 01-03-2017 Location of Recovery: Washington, England Current Status: In Storage at Site-17.

Item Description: A

. When directly described in any digital text format, the description will immediately be replaced with a JPEG image of

, varying in appearance and quality.

Date of Recovery: 19-01-2017

Location of Recovery: The house of the Morris family, Sunderland, England.

Current Status: Low-security animal containment unit at Site-17.

Note: Her name is Elsie. — Dr.

Weppler

Item Description: A fluorescent, orange, plastic vuvuzela that, when played, renders the user invisible to the naked eye and cameras. Date of Recovery: 05-06-2010 Location of Recovery: Johannesburg, South Africa Current Status: In Safe-level storage. Missing. In storage. Notes: Don't be stupid. We might not see you, but we sure can hear you. — Site 17 Security

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The corpse of James R. Seavey, a former filing assistant for the Foundation who was KIB on 06-07-2017. Any text about the corpse will be altered immediately after writing to be more organized, often to an inflated or unnecessary degree.

Item Description: A singular Western honey bee (Apis mellifera) that can remove the color from any substance or material through a process not dissimilar to nectar collection. Date of Recovery: 01-13-2017 Location of Recovery: Knoxville, Tennessee Current Status: Kept at a low-security apian containment site. Body incinerated after death.

Item Description: A small wooden birdhouse, currently inhabited by three American robin chicks (Turdus migratorius). Any non-avian animal coming into contact with it is violently propelled into the stratosphere at a velocity of 3 km/s. Date Of Recovery: 01-23-2017 Location of Recovery: Toronto, Canada Current Status: In storage. Item Description: A patch of skin formerly present on the left calf of an adult Caucasian male. A tattoo is present on the object that reads "Mr. Just Has The Tattoo, by Gamers Against Weed". This tattoo has resisted all attempts at removal. The skin was removed during a grafting procedure; the previous owner has assumed a completely new identity since the procedure and claims to have no memory of his time with the tattoo. Date of Recovery: 05-02-2016 Location of Recovery: Richmond, Virginia Current Status: In cryogenic storage. Note: The tattoo's previous owner possessed a list similar to other "Misters Against Weed". The document is included below. Additionally, while the tattoo was still present on its owner, the subject claimed to have no memory of receiving the tattoo and that it had been present since birth.

Display Document

Item Description: A low-level memetic hazard which causes infected subjects to believe they possess "Level 6 clearance" and are capable of accessing every file in the Foundation database. The meme propagates via specific software malfunctions that can occur when querying a clearance ticket. Date of Recovery: 01-27-2010 Location of Recovery: Site-551. Current Status: The malfunctions that are capable of spreading the meme have been fixed. A single terminal that still carries the malfunctions is kept at Site-49 for study. — Technical Researcher David Rosen

Item Description: A sheet of white paper with the word "bimonthly" written on it in black marker. When viewed by two or more people, an argument will begin between the viewers as to whether the word means "twice a month" or "once every two months". This argument may escalate into violence without intervention. This effect persists even when subjects are told not to argue over the definition of the word. Date of Recovery: 02-11-1994 Location of Recovery: Wicklow, Ireland Current Status: Destroyed in a particularly heated debate between two senior researchers. Both have been reprimanded.

Descriptive: Penny-sized, green, circular. Anomalously causes immediate dying if non-descriptives or non-actives are used in describing. Recovered: ██-██-20██ Currently: Held securely. Termination requested.

Item Description: The skeleton of an unknown species of the clade Dinosauria that dates back 160 million years. The specimen appears to be bipedal, with two large three-meter feet on the end of 27-centimeter legs, and a seemingly randomly curved spine. The subject's front limbs have been replaced with apparatuses that function similarly to M1911 handguns, entirely constructed from bone. The limbs only shoot shards of bone in the shape of 9mm handgun bullets, and will not shoot if supplied with any other type of bullet. Date of Recovery: 09-05-2008 Location of Recovery: Kansas, USA. Current Status: In storage at Site-551's Archaeological Wing.

Item Description: A chemical toilet (colloquially known as a "Porta-potty") of unknown brand and origin. Carbon dating analysis of the materials used to construct the item reveals that the structure is approximately 165 million years old. Multiple instances of petrified feces belonging to unknown species of the clade Dinosauria are found within the item's holding tank. Date of Recovery: 03-28-2017 Location of Recovery: Montana, USA. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A standard sized ████████ brand chocolate powder container. Interior dimensions do not correspond to exterior dimensions, extending one meter past top. Date of Recovery: 02-15-2017 Location of Recovery: Wilmington, Delaware, United States Current Status: In storage Notes: On recovery, object contained the amount of powder found in non-anomalous containers, twenty-seven American cents, three Euros, and a human thumb.

Item Description: A wooden nutcracker in the shape of Joseph Stalin. It will only break nuts if someone who lived in former East Germany uses it. Date of Recovery: 11-09-1989 Location of Recovery: Berlin, Germany Current Status: In storage at Site-45.

Item Description: A standard-sized (92 x 57 x 203 mm) brick. One side of item (arbitrarily designated the top) constantly displays the 1951 British-American film The African Queen, in its entirety and on endless loop. Date of Recovery: 04-27-2004 Location of Recovery: Cape Town, South Africa Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A strain of H3N2 influenza that causes dreams of stringed instruments in infected subjects. Dreams typically relate to the presence of microscopic instruments in the blood and lungs. Date of Recovery: 11-03-1975 Location of Recovery: ████████, ███████. Current Status: Endemic to the ████████ region. Containment efforts are ongoing.

Item Description: A standard asthma inhaler containing a ████████-brand aluminium container. Upon inhaling the contents of the inhaler, the user's bronchioles seize up in a manner analogous to an asthma attack. These symptoms cease after approximately five minutes. Date of Recovery: 06-13-2009 Location of Recovery: St. Josemaria Hospital, Sydney Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A VHS tape labeled "Jack Nicholson Wearing Less Than One Shirt". Subjects who view the contents of the tape become unable to perceive more than 50% of any object at a time unless applied amnestic treatment. Date of Recovery: 05-02-2017 Location of Recovery: Cedar Springs, Colorado Current Status: In a storage locker in Site-27.

Item Description: A fully functioning 1:100 scale replica of a Colnago Arabesque bicycle. Despite the object's size, it possesses the same velocity and acceleration capabilities as a regular Arabesque. Date of Recovery: 02-28-2016 Location of Recovery: Nagano, Japan Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A standard NERF dart gun with lazer sight attachment that, when fired, acts as a regular nine-millimeter handgun. Fires Nerf darts at the same velocity as a regular nine-millimeter round and the same force and lethality as expected from a projectile of this speed. Date of Recovery: 03/04/10 Location of Recovery: Evidence Locker in Sydney, Australia Current Status: In Dr. Rhodes' office in case of emergency Note: Funniest. Death. Ever. — Dr. Rhodes in response to Incident 1456-A.

Item Description: A bus stand that causes all buses with the stand at their destination to arrive 10 minutes later than scheduled, by causing a series of ostensibly unrelated accidents to delay the bus' arrival. Date of Recovery: 05/09/16 Location of Recovery: Mascot, Sydney, Australia Current Status: Transport to Site-19 delayed significantly; contained by ensuring all buses that use the stand arrive at 10-minute intervals.

Item Description: An olive-green metal cube that will turn into thermosetting plastic and melt unless referred to as "Olivia." If referred to as "Olivia", it will revert into a metal cube. Date of Recovery: 06/01/1993 Location of Recovery: Alhambra, California, USA Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A standard, non-anomalous white deck chair. It is devoid of any anomalous properties other than its location of recovery. Date of Recovery: N/A Location of Recovery: The surface of Europa, the moon of Jupiter. Current Status: Remains on the surface of Europa due to cost of extraction.

Item Description: A bottle that, no matter the contents, will always land on its head when flipped. Date of Recovery: 09/12/2016 Location of Recovery: Westbrook High School vending machine. Current Status: Used as a gimmick to impress new agents accepted into the Foundation. Notes: Can Dr. Malchozky please return the item to the front desk of Site-46? Professor Yang would like his turn now.

Item Description: A severed human hand that provides good luck and fortune to anyone who possesses it. Date of Recovery: 31/05/2017 Location of Recovery: Found in SCP-████'s chamber after D-class failed to properly follow containment procedures. Current Status: In an airtight glass container in breakroom of Site-27 to remind personnel that containment procedures must be followed. Also believed to provide some sort of morale boost to anyone in the presence of the item.

Item Description: An otherwise unremarkable Bayliner Ciera Boat that attracts blood towards itself. Date of Recovery: 02/24/2019 Location of Recovery: Guangxi, China. Current Status: In Storage.

Item Description: A pair of macro-quantum entangled Jenga sets. Date of Recovery: 03-15-2003 Location of Recovery: Newport, Wales Current Status: In storage; Site 15 Breakroom, Site 17 Breakroom.

Item Description: A copy of Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, painted by an unknown artist. When looked at, the eyes of the woman in the painting appear to stare at whoever is looking at it. Multiple people in the room report that each person appears to be stared at simultaneously. Date of Recovery: 07-12-2017 Location of Recovery: A yard sale in Edison, New Jersey. Current Status: Hanging on the wall in a hallway at Site-19 for aesthetic purposes.

Item Description: An indestructible █████ brand camera tripod. Human beings approaching this object develop an urge to physically assault the item until they are exhausted. Additionally, any electronic devices possessing speakers brought within five meters of the object will spontaneously begin to play Megadeth's "Tornado of Souls", regardless of whether or not the device is charged. Date of Recovery: 5 May 2017 Location of Recovery: Ronny's Camera Shop, Flagstaff, Arizona. Current Status: Kept for recreational purposes in Site-45.

Item Description: A REALLY COOL ROCK! I MEAN THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME ROCKS I HAVE EVER SEEN! IN FACT IT IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! Item is a small rock that, when someone touches or picks it up, causes them to believe the rock to be the “coolest” thing ever. This effect persists after the person stops touching it. Other than this, it seems to be a normal rock. Date of Recovery: 05-09-2018 Location of Recovery: Was found by Dr. Anderson outside Site-24. Current Status: ON THE RADDEST DESK OF THE AMAZING DR. ANDERSON, BECAUSE HE FOUND IT AND THEREFORE IS THE COOLEST PERSON!

Item Description: An average USB flash drive that, when attempts are made to insert it into a computer, will always be inverted as to prevent itself from being plugged in. Date of Recovery: 12-09-2016 Location of Recovery: Hillsborough County Library, Florida Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: The website, "whatwouldhappenifiwasshot.███". When accessed, it generates an accurate 3D model of the user, which can then be "shot" by clicking on any part of the body. Date of Recovery: 07-01-2017 Location of Recovery: N/A. Discovered following a Reddit post on the "todayilearned" sub-forum. Current Status: Domain blocked from all major internet service providers.

Item Description: A rubber ball, five centimeters in diameter, that slowly rolls toward the closest living human. Running it through a metal detector showed no signs of electronic parts. Date of Recovery: 07-02-2017 Location of Recovery: The break room, rolling around the feet of annoyed personnel. Current Status: In a small glass container, duct-taped to Dr. Rob's desk.

Item Description: A nuclear warhead that constantly plays dubstep. The songs are original to the warhead and played at 95 dB. Date of Recovery: 05-24-2011 Location of Recovery: [CLASSIFIED IN CONJUNCTION WITH UNITED KINGDOM AUTHORITIES] Current Status: Installed as Site-25 on-site nuclear safeguard. Note: Before containment, a number of songs produced were released online crediting "DJ Dirty Nuke" as their creator. We would like to speak with whoever is responsible for their release, but the songs themselves need no containment. — Dr. Wall

Item Description: A standard dinner fork that when used will cause whatever it has been stabbed into to transform into medium-rare cooked steak. Date of Recovery: 07/26/17 Location of Recovery: Tampa, Florida Current Status: In a standard storage locker at Area-108. Notes: During a low-level containment breach, item was taken out of containment by an escaped Class-D and used on several agents. Class-D was terminated and item returned to storage.

Item Description: Pots of paint, the pigment of which only visually stimulates the cone cells in the eye. This effect causes it to appear constantly dimly lit, and to become grey when viewed from any direction other than head-on. Further effects include headaches and eye-ache, after prolonged exposure. Date of Recovery: 29/03/2017 Location of Recovery: Newcastle, England Current Status: Research is underway on utilising this item as camouflage, and on synthesising larger amounts of the pigment. SCP-294 to be used for this purpose when free. Notes: Interesting, this one. Somehow, the effect also works when the pigment is viewed through a photo. I've no idea how. — Dr. Hagemeister

Item Description: A CD with the song "Up in the Sky" by English rock band Oasis. When the line "before you start falling" plays, any objects not touching the ground in a six-meter circle around the source of the music will immediately fall to the ground at a speed of 5.4 m/s. This effect extends to the edge of Earth's atmosphere. Date of Recovery: 07/06/2017 Location of Recovery: Creation Records warehouse, London, UK Current Status: In storage, accessible if needed to recontain flying anomalies.

Item Description: An otherwise unknown subspecies of Pinus pumila (Siberian dwarf pine). The wood of this species functions as a superconductor, with a resistance of practically zero. Date of Recovery: 09-13-1992 Location of Recovery: [REDACTED], Siberia Current Status: Due to the species' isolated location and low population, only minimal containment is necessary. Currently, Outpost-18 of Site-72 has been set up to monitor the only known population.

Item Description: An ornate vase, which, when observed, slightly corrupts any medium containing information about it (This effect extends to memory). Scale of corruption is proportional with duration of viewing. Date of Recovery: 15/11/2000 Location of Recovery: Presently unidentified. Current Status: Currently in storage, in an opaque box. Notes: At least twenty copies of this text are to be kept at all times. On the off chance that the vase is viewed, we can piece together the entry from the fragments of each copy. — Dr. Hagemeister

Item Description: A small wooden cup that fills with sulfuric acid if anyone within a two-meter radius states, "Phillip is coming over from Spain." The cup is not damaged by the substance. Date of Recovery: 02-07-1982 Location of Recovery: Lisbon, Portugal Current Status: In storage within Site 49. Notes: Following a series of incidents regarding our colleague Phillip's transfer from Spanish Site 47 and a significant amount of acid burns, of no one is to be allowed access to the wooden cup without explicit clearance from myself. — Dr. Eko

Item Description: A humanoid femur bone that renders all descriptions of it upside-down. Effect extends to human speech. Date of Recovery: Undetermined; assumed grandfathered-in from predecessor organization. Location of Recovery: Undetermined. Current Status: In storage. Electronic documentation is accompanied by an AIC unit which will restate affected descriptions and thereby reverse the item's effect. Notes: Efforts to identify how or why the item arrived in Foundation containment have been hindered by a lack of substantial documentation — most likely due to the absence of artificial general intelligence technology in Foundation predecessors. Current hypothesis is that the object predates human recordkeeping.

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Item Description: A slab of concrete engraved with the words: "Please step here on ██/██/████ to prevent the apocalypse". The item itself currently possesses higher-than-average Hume reading but has no apparent effects on reality. Date of Recovery: 03/05/2005 Location of recovery: Taken from a sidewalk in Lubbock, Texas. Current Status: In storage. Plans for testing of the item on ██/██/████ have been approved.

Item Description: A Carl Thompson Rainbow Bass. When any song of the band Primus is played, a voice is heard saying "Primus Sucks!". This effect is present regardless of whether the song was played perfectly or incomplete. Date of Recovery: 05/02/2006 Location of Recovery: A music store in Washington D.C. Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A large bathroom mirror. Anyone who looks into the mirror has a strong urge to have a staring contest with their reflection. This urge subsides once the individual blinks. Date of Recovery: 09/09/2017 Location of Recovery: A pawn shop in Dallas, Texas. Current Status: In storage. Notes: A cloth should be kept over the mirror to prevent the anomalous property.

Informazioni Sull'oggetto: Una ciotola di spaghetti che quando hanno visto modifiche tutte le informazioni digitate o scritto su di esso in Italiano mal formulata. Giorno di ottenere tale oggetto: 03/01/2017 Piastra di recupero: Guam, Americani Uniti Territory. Corrente: Mangiato.

Item Description: Thirteen Russian Matryoshka dolls that all mutually fit inside of each other. Date of Recovery: 02/10/1923 Location of Recovery: 13 kilometers Northeast of Moscow, Russia. Current Status: Two were shattered by a reckless researcher (Reprimanded. Remains show no anomalous properties.), 11 on display in Site-13's Anomalous Items wing.

Item Description: A blue backpack. When this backpack comes into contact with a human, its weight increases by approx. 379.5 kilograms. The backpack is currently 6002.18 kg. Date of Recovery: 18/06/2017 Location of Recovery: A community elementary school in Gale, Ohio. Current Status: In process of being transported to Site-325. Notes: By god, the recovery team still hasn't gotten it to the site. They've been hauling that thing from Gale to here for the past year now. Turns out automated contact still counts. — Junior Researcher Days

Item Description: An audio file named Bells.mp3. It plays a random song on bells each time it is opened. Upon listening to the audio clip in its entirety, the viewer will hear that exact song heard in the clip every time a bell rings within the area it is audible to the subject. This only affects the viewer and lasts for an indefinite amount of time unless an amnesiac is administered or the subject is rendered deaf. Date of Recovery: 04/03/2016 Location of Recovery: Recovered from a laptop in London, England. Current Status: Stored on a computer at Site-7.

Item Description: A soda can. Analysis indicates that the ratio of the circumference of its bases to the diameter of its bases (Otherwise known as the value of Pi) is roughly equal to 4.282983. Date of Recovery: 2017-09-19 Location of Recovery: Nishinomiya, Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A VHS tape with a recording of the music video for "Once in a Lifetime" by the band Talking Heads. The segment with the repeated line "Same as it ever was" continues from timecode 1:57 for two hours of non-repeating footage, with David Byrne repeating the line and looking increasingly distraught as hands grip his head. Date of Recovery: 17-03-1980 Location of Recovery: Chicago, IL Current Status: General media storage. Notes: Crew who worked on the original filming were interviewed. They all agree that no extra footage of this segment was shot.

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Groups Of Interest

GROUPS OF INTEREST

File Overview: The Foundation is not the only group with an interest and investment in the paranormal and metaphysical. There are many other groups in existence who possess, use, or attempt to create SCP objects, either for their own personal gain or for the protection of mankind. Some are rival organizations, some are splinter groups of the Foundation, and some are trusted associates of the Foundation. In any case, it has been deemed necessary to create and distribute a brief on what agencies the Foundation knows about, and our stance towards them.

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Alexylva University

Ambrose Restaurants

Anderson Robotics

Arcadia

Are We Cool Yet?

The Black Queen

The Chaos Insurgency

The Chicago Spirit

The Church of the Broken God

Church of the Second Hytoth

Deer College

Doctor Wondertainment

The Factory

The Fifth Church

Gamers Against Weed

The Global Occult Coalition (GOC)

GRU Division "P"

Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting

The Horizon Initiative

IJAMEA

Manna Charitable Foundation

Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

"Nobody"

Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA)

Oneiroi Collective

Parawatch

Prometheus Labs, Inc.

Sarkic Cults

The Serpent's Hand

Shark Punching Center

The Three Moons Initiative

Unusual Incidents Unit (UIU), Federal Bureau of Investigation

The Wandsmen

Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Alexylva University

Overview: Very little is known about Alexylva University or its motives. Evidence appears to suggest that the organization exists in some sort of alternate universe in which Latin and Greek cultures maintain dominance at least over the Western Hemisphere; nothing to date is known about any other part of this world. All University-related objects have been found in the Mid-Southern United States, and more specifically in Tennessee, leading Foundation researchers to believe the University itself is located in that geographical area.

Many objects associated with the University (which is not believed to have built the objects) are recovered during postal transit via an agency known as "Phitransimun Combine" and accompanied by relevant paperwork, which has helped shed light on the objects and the place from which they came. To date, all that is known about the methods that transfer the objects is that the technology uses principles similar to that of the Einstein-Rosen Bridge, a concept considered purely theoretical by contemporary science. A particular section of the University known as the Department of Natural Philosophy is considered responsible for the transferences, possibly without the knowledge or consent of the rest of the organization.

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Ambrose Restaurants

Overview: Ambrose Restaurants is a large-scale chain of fine-dining eateries, located in various public locations across Earth along with several locations in anomalous or extra-dimensional locations of interest. These restaurants specialize in anomalous food and culinary practices, and vary widely in variation and style. Despite the scale of the Ambrose Restaurants chain, they are generally non-hostile and will instead flee from threats directed towards them.

Ambrose Restaurants is currently believed to be jointly owned by persons of interest "Chaz Ambrose" and "Marius", but due to lack of public appearances this is unconfirmed. Notably, several groups of interest have engaged in relations with Ambrose Restaurants, including Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. and Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting, though the extent with which they collaborate is unknown. As the Ambrose Restaurants chain continues to expand beyond anomalous markets, any new locations are to be shut down and valuable information on Ambrose Restaurants saved.

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Anderson Robotics

Overview: Based in the Pacific Northwest, Anderson Robotics first came to the Foundation’s attention in 2007 with the capture of SCP-1360. Lead by Vincent Anderson, and specializing in the sale of anomalous androids, robots, artificial intelligences, and cybernetics, Anderson Robotics has quickly gained a fair amount of traction in the realm of paratechnology. The group’s small size, remarkable espionage capabilities, and surprisingly large resource base has made apprehension of any Anderson employee difficult, with only a handful of Anderson products currently in the hands of the Foundation.

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Arcadia

Overview: Defined by its highest highs and lowest lows, Arcadia was a drug-fueled rampage through the video game industry. Their occult fixation led to the exploitation and damnation of their customers. After the video game crash of 1983, Arcadia entered an era of decline from which they still have not recovered.

Although it may not be the powerhouse it once was, the former members of Arcadia still live among the general population. The remnants of their empire can be found in thrift stores and at garage sales across America. They're still out there, snorting pentagrams of cocaine off joysticks to this day.

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Are We Cool Yet?

Overview: A collective of anomalous artists, or anartists, members of Are We Cool Yet? are capable of either obtaining or producing anomalous objects and entities, and using them to create art installations. These installations are placed for maximum public exposure, and have been fatal to bystanders; the phrase "Are We Cool Yet?" is always present in some way.

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The Black Queen

Overview: Very little conclusive information has been recovered about the person of interest called the Black Queen. She claims the given name "Alison Chao", the name of the daughter of researcher Dr. ██████ Gears and ██████ ███ Chao before Gears' recruitment by the Foundation.

The Black Queen possesses unusual knowledge of Foundation structure and activities, and contained anomalies. The reason for this unusual knowledge has yet to be conclusively identified, but it appears to be gained partially through anomalous means (including the possibility of extra-universal information sources). She has repeatedly been able to breach Foundation security utilizing this information, in addition to classified anomalous means.

Conflicting reports exist of the Black Queen's activities and motivations (likely due to multiple individuals or deliberate counter-intelligence). Initial reports characterize her as malevolent, murderous, and destructive. Other reports characterize her as neutral or benevolent. All intelligence indicates her hostility towards the Foundation.

There are reports of the Black Queen's involvement with most major Groups of Interest known to the Foundation, along with several world governments. Unverified sources claim that she is the same individual as L.S. of the Serpent's Hand, and that L.S. stands for "Little Sister". The reason for this unusual close connection is possibly due to the Black Queen's use of the Wanderers' Library.

Intelligence indicates the presence of multiple other individuals also calling themselves "the Black Queen". The nature and origin of these individuals is inconclusive.

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The Chaos Insurgency

Overview: The Chaos Insurgency is a splinter group of the Foundation, created by a rogue cell that went A.W.O.L. with several SCP objects in 1924. Since then, the Insurgency has become a major player on the world stage, using the anomalies that it obtains for its own benefit and to consolidate its global power base. The Insurgency not only deals in anomalies, but also in weapons running and intelligence gathering.

It makes use of authoritarian regimes in poor and developing countries, often using their populations in the same manner as the Foundation does D-Class personnel. It helps to maintain the extreme poverty and war that is suffered by these countries, so that it can continue its radical experimentation, easy conscription of forces, and lucrative business deals with various opposing factions.

Most of the anomalous objects possessed by the Insurgency are unknown. Among the most notable items are the "Staff of Hermes", an item capable of warping the physical and chemical properties of any matter it touches, and the "Bell of Entropy", an object that can cause a variety of destructive effects depending on where it is struck. Both of these objects were originally obtained at no small cost by the Foundation, and were stolen by the original founders of the Insurgency.

The SCP objects and other anomalies stolen from the Foundation typically possess high potential for direct utility, but the Insurgency has also made use of anomalies with less direct applications, such as SCP-884.

The main base of operations of the Insurgency is unknown, as are its current leaders. This organization is directly antagonistic to the Foundation, using deadly force to attempt to prevent Foundation containment of multiple anomalies. The Foundation has also been infiltrated by agents of the Insurgency in the past, resulting in the loss of valuable scientific data, theft of a number of anomalies, and deaths of personnel. Personnel are made to be aware of possible raids, terrorist action, and spies from the Insurgency, and are to notify their superiors about any activities from fellow personnel fitting the Insurgency behavioral profile.

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The Chicago Spirit

Overview: During the early 20th century, the Chicago Spirit was the largest anomalous criminal organization in the Western hemisphere. Based in Chicago, Illinois, the group's influence extended to most major cities in the United States, particularly New York, Boston, New Orleans, and the extradimensional city-state of Three Portlands. The Spirit was known for recruiting individuals with anomalous capabilities, as well as creating and exploiting anomalous artifacts for use in its criminal activities.

The Spirit was founded in 1895 by Chicago resident and bar owner Richard D. Chappell, who was himself an anomalous individual. Despite years of efforts, the Foundation remained largely unsuccessful in its attempts to suppress Chappell's rise to power, due in part to its limited resources at the time as a result of an ongoing internal crisis. In January of 1919, the Foundation officially suspended all opposition against the Chicago Spirit to ensure their cooperation in preventing the spread of SCP-2680. Once allowed to operate unimpeded, the Spirit flourished into a nationwide syndicate and eventually became a driving force in the illegal distribution of alcohol during the Prohibition Era.

Thanks to the success of its bootlegging businesses, the Chicago Spirit continued to amass power over North American markets and politics throughout the 1920s, and the Foundation was eventually forced to terminate its truce with the group in order to prevent the complete dissolution of scientific normalcy. On July 11th 1933, Richard Chappell was finally apprehended by Foundation operatives following a raid on the Spirit's base of operations. In the absence of its leader, the group gradually destabilized, and most of its members and assets were acquired by other organizations. As of 1938, the Foundation officially considers the Chicago Spirit to be defunct.

However, rumors of the Spirit's continued survival have persisted in subsequent decades. Various artifacts have been discovered which imply the group's involvement, though a conclusive link has yet to be proven. Furthermore, recent evidence has revealed the emergence of a new syndicate calling itself "The Chicago Spectre", which seems to operate primarily in anomalous underground communities. Investigation into this group and its connections to the original Spirit (if any) are ongoing.

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The Church of the Broken God

Overview: Shortly after the discovery and containment of SCP-882, several members of this "church" came forward and demanded the return of "the heart of god". Led by one Robert Bumaro, they are a group of zealots, believing many of the SCP items to be parts of a "god" that was broken after the creation of the universe. By restoring it to its whole state, they will also gain godhood. Since first contact, three other key components of the "god" have also been tentatively identified: SCP-217, SCP-271 and SCP-1139.

They are extremely hostile to Foundation operatives, branding them "heretics", and will attempt to kill operatives and break containment of SCP items. It is unknown how they are able to detect these items, but they have shown their ability to do so with frightening accuracy. In addition, they have shown a remarkable ability to resist the mental effects of SCP items, notably SCP-882 and its "mental lure".

The Church is viewed as a threat to both the SCP Foundation and mankind. Members are to be detained by force, or eliminated by whatever means deemed necessary by Foundation agents.

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Church of the Second Hytoth

Overview: The Church of the Second Hytoth is an occult organization of human and alien entities that adhere to the extraterrestrial Ortothan religion, aiming to aid a universal guardian deity ("Rakmou-leusan") in combat against extrauniversal threats (known as "Voruteut"). The central beliefs of the religion are that the current universe, the "Second Hytoth," was preceded by a different universe, which used to exist until it was consumed by an extrauniversal entity. A group of survivors fled to the newly created Second Hytoth, our reality, with seven of them choosing to ascend to godhood to ensure the universe's safety. Six of these gods died over time, leaving Rakmou-leusan as the last survivor.

Operations taken by the Church are performed underneath the veil, likely to avoid heavy scrutiny from normalcy organizations. The main language of the group is the Ortothan Extraterrestrial Language (OEL), which has been anomalously kept unchanged despite the distances between Ortothan sects — group members attribute this to acts of divine intervention. Human Ortothan belief systems are known to have existed by ~11000 BCE, corresponding to the formation of the ancient Ortothan Kingdom civilization, though modern branches have only been developed in the past century. Ortothan groups separate from the Church exist, all being significantly smaller in comparison and tending to have differing moral beliefs.

Beyond the Church, the Ortothan religion has an interstellar and intergalactic presence, having initially emerged among extraterrestrial civilizations. Numerous such Ortothan civilizations are known to exist, with their full extent not yet ascertained. Among the largest of these is the Terzan 2 Ortothan Coalition, a collection of Ortothan entities residing in Globular Cluster Terzan 2 at war with the hostile "Twelve Stars" civilization. The only Ortothan civilization known to have entered the solar system is Species of Interest-002; it is presumed extinct.

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Deer College

Overview: Deer College is a coeducational liberal arts and occult sciences college in the heart of scenic Three Portlands, an extra-dimensional city-state located adjacent to the American Northweast and Southern England; with a curriculum that focuses on the marriage of mundane and occult disciplines and a well-regarded Anart program, Deer is often seen as the liberal arts counterpart to its GOC-sponsored rival across town, ICSUT Portlands. A number of prominent figures in the anomalous world are Deer alumni, including Vincent Anderson, the CEO of Anderson Robotics, and Esther "lesbian_gengar" Kogan, one of the co-founders of Gamers Against Weed.

As the Foundation's operations in Three Portlands are heavily restricted by a number of agreements with the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit, Deer College itself is relatively free of Foundation intervention; however, all Deer alumni are automatically marked as persons of interest, and may be subject to increased Foundation scrutiny.

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Doctor Wondertainment

Overview: Doctor Wondertainment, whether an individual or collective entity, is capable of producing anomalous artifacts and entities which thematically resemble children's toys. The nature of these objects and devices varies, although all were clearly intended to be utilized by children. In addition, Doctor Wondertainment is responsible for the creation of the Little Misters, anomalous humanoids altered for collectability. Dr. Wondertainment is known to have targeted Foundation personnel in the past and their feelings towards the Foundation appear to be ambiguous. See the entry of Isabel Wondertainment on the Personnel Dossier for more information.

Links to the Factory have been speculated but are unconfirmed.

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The Factory

Overview: Little is known about The Factory. Excursions into facilities purported to be operated by them have yielded limited results, and no concrete conclusions have been reached except that they seem capable of manufacturing anomalous artifacts — and that they use mass-production techniques to do so.

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The Fifth Church

"This church is to other churches what clowns are to people. There are some superficial similarities, but all the wrong things are being emphasized and exaggerated so you can't quite put your finger on what is wrong… Sure, it isn't out to get you, but what does it mean? Why is it there? What happens if it calls to you?" —Dr. █████

Overview: The Fifth Church, also known as the Church of Fifthism or the Fifthist Fellowship, is a highly secretive religious organization which possesses ties throughout the entertainment industry. Despite repeated investigations, culminating in the 2007 nationwide sting known as "Operation Stargazer", no further details regarding its doctrines, its practices, its number of members, or its goals have been confirmed, although a watchlist is maintained of 100 confirmed and suspected Fifthist celebrities and other prominent personalities. Its origins have been placed in varying points in the mid-20th Century and various locations in North America and Asia, but some sources have dated it to centuries earlier.

The Fifth Church has never communicated directly with the SCP Foundation, but is to be considered a hostile force.

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Gamers Against Weed

Overview: "Gamers Against Weed" is a loosely-organized confederation of anomalous individuals, as well as associates thereof, that produce or procure anomalies for satirical purposes and/or for their own amusement. More recently, however, they have also been implicated in supplying anomalies to left-wing political organizations. While Gamers Against Weed organizes its activities primarily over internet channels, several real-world locations associated with the group have been identified and raided. Current intelligence suggests that Gamers Against Weed is in the process of creating and distributing a set of anomalous humanoids to parody Dr. Wondertainment's "Little Misters" series, and that it is aware of the Foundation's operations, if not its exact nature.

Detainment of Gamers Against Weed's members has proven more difficult than anticipated. Some of the group's organizers are believed to possess reality-altering capabilities, either in their own right or through access to outside resources. Current operations are focused on the containment of related anomalies and the identification and analysis of Gamers Against Weed's most dangerous members.

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The Global Occult Coalition (GOC)

Overview: The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.

Agents of the GOC are to be treated with suspicion.

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GRU Division "P"

Overview: Originally known as the ЧД АКН ("ChD AKN", or Fourth Department Abnormal Occurrences Commission), it was established in early 1935 by direct decree of J. V. Stalin, its first task being the investigation of the murder of S. M. Kirov.

During WWII, the Commission expanded into the newly reorganized GRU as Division "P" - Psychotronics, working to counteract anomalous threats from the SS, Ahnenerbe, and the Vatican, and to capture and study anomalous artifacts both at home and abroad for the benefit of the Soviet government. Division "P" has carried on with this role throughout the Cold War, making Foundation operations in the countries of the Comintern difficult.

After 1991, rapid restructuring, coupled with budget cuts and the decommissioning or sale of significant assets, resulted in numerous defections of their personnel (A significant proportion of both Chaos Insurgency and MC&D operatives in Eastern Europe originated from GRU Division "P" ranks) and the flooding of the European black market with anomalous items formerly in their possession. Currently, this Group of Interest poses little direct threat to the Foundation.

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Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting

Overview: Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting is purported to be a circus of anomalous origin and purpose. Currently, there is no evidence that this group exists beyond the allegations of various sapient SCPs and a handful of damaged non-anomalous artifacts. Most related objects typified by humanoid status utilize anomalous deformities for the sake of performance in some way, such as SCP-1884 and SCP-2902. Others appear to be typical fairground objets d'art, such as SCP-1921, or take the form of 'attractions' for the show, such as SCP-3717 or SCP-1695. Typically, objects related to Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting are found at fairgrounds where the show is said to have 'performed.'

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The Horizon Initiative

Overview: The Horizon Initiative is an organization created in the late 1960s by various influential sects in the main three Abrahamic religions as a response to the growing number of anomalous activities and groups which they perceived as threats. Though the full extent of their goals is uncertain, the Horizon Initiative is known to target SCP objects, either with the intention of retrieving or destroying them, depending on each item's perceived place in their dogma.

The Initiative is led by a tribunal composed of leaders from the three largest sects involved in its creation, though a large amount of internal strife often leaves the official leadership in less than full control of the organization. The HI's main combat force, Project Malleus, is generally deployed in anti-cult operations and in SCP retrieval operations.

The Initiative's relations with most other Groups of Interest and the Foundation seems to be in a state of constant flux; while all parts of the HI perceive the Church of the Broken God and Fifth Church with a great degree of hostility (and at times engaging them in armed conflict), sentiments toward the Foundation and the GOC vary greatly, from open hostility to a limited willingness to cooperate, depending on the internal affiliation of individual members.

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IJAMEA

Overview: The Imperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination Agency or IJAMEA (not to be confused with the Foundation precursor IGAMEA, the Imperial German Anomalous Matters Examination Agency), was Japan's official and primary anomaly agency in the period from the Meiji Restoration in 1868 until the end of World War II in 1945. IJAMEA was founded with the purpose to bring Japan up to speed with Western esoterics research, acting as a modern counterpart to pre-existing so-called "primitive" groups. In this capacity, the IJAMEA catalogued hundreds of different anomalies spread throughout Japan and her colonies, conducted extensive research on these, and undertook numerous projects aiming to utilize the anomalous for the greater good of the fledgling Empire.

IJAMEA saw its most significant role during WWII, when it attempted to weaponize several anomalies to assist military forces in the war against the Allies. Rushed planning and insufficient funds, however, resulted in few of these programmes bearing fruit. The IJAMEA was formally disbanded with the Treaty of San Fransisco in 1951, and most of its assets were either transferred to GOC control or covertly acquired by the Foundation.

However, imperial loyalists and Japanese nationalists within it kept IJAMEA alive in the post-War years, this time as a clandestine organization, during which it's main focus was checking the spread of communist influence in Japan and East Asia. Today, it primarily serves to care for the well-being of Japan's diverse but faltering anomalous ecology, and supports various nationalist agendas with its ties to prominent politicians, businesspeople and cultural personalities throughout Japan. It seeks to return some political power to the Imperial family and return Japan to great power status, and actively seeks to exploit the various anomalies in its possession for this purpose. The Foundation is seen as a foreign rival at best, and agents are to exercise due caution when interacting with IJAMEA personnel.

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Manna Charitable Foundation

Overview: Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.

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Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

Overview: A “club” based in London, England. Catering to the super-rich and with extensive political and financial ties worldwide, this group has caused extensive problems for the Foundation. Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. is known for collecting rare and obscure items, along with providing its members the most exclusive, expensive, and rare experiences available.

These activities have resulted in conflict with the Foundation on numerous occasions. The group is not known for the use of force; they prefer to apply extreme financial and political pressure to achieve their goals. When forced to use more direct means, Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. employs outside agents, and it is very difficult to connect said agents to the organization.

Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. has caused several SCP containment breaches, primarily through the use of money or social pressure. Several reports, records, and even items have been leaked by Foundation personnel who had been approached with large amounts of money, or threats of extensive jail time or torture. Notably, two containment sites were almost brought to public attention after the Foundation refused access to members of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

Information pertaining to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd., such as the name of the director or even a list of members, has proven very difficult to acquire. Agents encountering members of this group are advised to maintain a cover story and not, for any reason, reveal Foundation ties or SCP information.

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"Nobody"

Overview: Little is currently known about the person, entity, or group known as "Nobody". First sighted in 1954, they have had numerous appearances since. There has only been one person seen at any given time, typically described as a male Caucasian dressed in a grey suit and a fedora. If asked his identity, he replies that he's "Nobody". However, it is not known if this is the work of a single person or multiple agents of a single, unknown agency. Their agenda is currently unknown, sometimes helping the Foundation, sometimes hindering it. Caution is recommended if any field agents encounter an operative identifying themselves as "Nobody".

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Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA)

Overview: The Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA) is a paramilitary force, answerable only to the Supreme Leader of Iran, dedicated to the collection and utilization of anomalous artifacts throughout the Middle East and Central Asia. Following the 1979 overthrow of the Imperial Iranian government by revolutionary forces, and subsequent creation of the Islamic Republic of Iran, all Foundation personnel were expelled from Iran as "agents of colonialism." Attempts at maintaining a clandestine presence in the country met with failure, with the majority of Foundation personnel either captured or killed and Sites ██, ███, and ███ being captured by Iranian forces. To prevent Iran from being left behind in the field of extranormal research, the ORIA was created by a secret decree of Supreme Leader Khomeini in 1981. Despite its name, the group has not limited itself to the pursuit of anomalous objects of Islamic origin.

Although the ORIA has access to considerable resources, its effectiveness is hobbled by infighting among numerous factions within the organization. Some of these disputes center around philosophical differences, such as the weaponization of anomalous objects, while others appear to be personal in nature. The proliferation of factions appears to have been intentional, as the organization of the ORIA often leaves multiple commanders with overlapping areas of responsibility. It is theorized that the reasoning behind this arrangement was to prevent any one individual from accumulating enough power to pose a challenge to the Supreme Leader.

With the spread of Iranian hegemony throughout the Middle East and Western Asia, the ORIA has expanded its reach across the region, becoming the foremost paranormal organization in the Middle East. The ORIA is to be considered a hostile force, and Foundation personnel are advised to use extreme caution when engaging.

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Oneiroi Collective

Overview: Information about the Oneiroi Collective has come to the Foundation only through analysis and interviews or the anomalous objects they leave behind. It is believed to be a collective consciousness of dreaming persons and dream-based entities.

Intelligence has shown that they have been documented by other Groups of Interest, usually to a degree similar to the Foundation's interaction. The Oneiroi Collective is apparently capable of contacting even highly isolated entities (e.g. "Nobody"). Their goals, if any exist, are currently unknown.

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Parawatch

Overview: The Parawatch Wiki is an online web forum of conspiracy theorists, paranormal enthusiasts, and amateur writers, operating with the intent of investigating and exposing anomalous phenomena. The group primarily compiles short stories on their forum, detailing encounters with paranormal phenomena, historical cases, and any unusual events users have experienced. Further operation and any potential impact on normalcy is hindered by the geographic spread of the userbase and the lack of central coordination.

Despite investment in the paranormal, Parawatch has no knowledge on the nature of anomalous phenomena, the Veil, and the Foundation's existence. This in tandem with public obscurity has prevented them from potentially endangering the Veil. The group is currently being left active as a means of misinforming and misleading other investigations into the anomalous.

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Prometheus Labs, Inc.

Overview: Founded in 1892, Prometheus Labs was dedicated to researching anomalous objects for use in developing new technologies. Over the years, Prometheus Labs developed into a multinational conglomerate selling advanced and anomalous technologies to governments, militaries, and Groups of Interest. Throughout its history, Prometheus Labs displayed a nominal amount of cooperation with Foundation efforts to protect normalcy, and at times even collaborated with the Foundation, but refused to cease its study of anomalies and resisted Foundation oversight.

In 1998, following a long period of financial decline, the Prometheus Labs conglomerate was dissolved, resulting in the creation of numerous successor companies formed from its subsidiaries. The breakup of the conglomerate was fraught with technical and administrative difficulties, resulting in the loss of many products and the layoffs of numerous personnel. Most of the former projects of Prometheus Labs now in containment were recovered during this time, and many of its former employees were hired by the Foundation.

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Sarkic Cults

Overview: Sarkicism is a religious/philosophical system that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs, and spiritual practices largely based on teachings attributed to “Grand Karcist Ion”, its deified founder. Adherents practice ritual cannibalism, human sacrifice, corporeal augmentation, thaumaturgy, and dimensional manipulation. Highly secretive, the general public appears to have no direct knowledge of their existence; the one exception being the CotBG, who views them in apocalyptic terms. Organic manipulation has allowed certain Sarkicites to achieve anomalous states of being, transcending the physical limitations of baseline humans. Disease is viewed with reverence and Sarkic shrines have been discovered with offerings of swollen lymph nodes and tumorous growths. Sarkic cults treat contagions as consecration, a means to "cull the weak" and purify the masses, and thus actively seek to ensure their spread.

The Foundation divides known Sarkic cults into two distinct strands: Proto-Sarkic and Neo-Sarkic. Proto-Sarkic cults can be found in insular communities throughout Eurasia's most isolated regions, its followers generally poor (if self-reliant) and hostile towards outsiders. Such groups eschew modernity, display acute technophobia, and are bound by superstition and taboo. In contrast, Neo-Sarkic cults are cosmopolitan, publicly embracing modernity and showing no apparent qualms with technology; their public lives differing little from others of their culture and social status. Adherents are primarily affluent families, rich in history and scandal.

Ultimately, it is believed that the Foundation only knows a fraction of what Sarkicism is and what its followers intend. Based on the available information, the speculated goals of Sarkic cults represent an SK-class dominance shift, including the possibility of an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario.

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The Serpent's Hand

Overview: The Serpent's Hand is a small but formidable organization responsible for several security breaches. At least three different individuals have been encountered, all of whom used possible or confirmed anomalous items for infiltration purposes (including SCP-268, which was stolen from the Foundation, who had in turn recovered it during a raid of a Chaos Insurgency facility). The total number of members belonging to this organization is unknown, as is their level of technology, number of possible SCPs held, or total level of threat. However, it is clear they are highly coordinated and possibly dangerous. One of their leaders is thought to be a figure known as "L.S.", who is considered to be personally responsible for two security breaches in Foundation sites.

The Foundation currently has very little information about the Serpent's Hand, and almost all known information about the Serpent's Hand has been leaked from the GOC intelligence. The group seems to embrace the use and existence of paranormal items, and in particular seems to embrace humanoid and sentient SCPs. The Serpent's Hand has been highly vocal in criticizing the containment and destruction of these SCPs, especially those which are fully human and are not particularly destructive.

The group seems to have unfriendly relations with the Chaos Insurgency and the ORIA, and an extremely hostile relationship with the GOC. The only recorded cases of unprovoked violence by Serpent's Hand members have been against GOC agents.

The Serpent's Hand seems primarily based in an anomalous location called the Wanderers' Library, a building accessed through portals found in many different parts of the world. Direct assaults on the Library have so far proven unfeasible, even when entrance could be found. However, initial intelligence seems to suggest the Hand has little understanding or control over the place.

Attempts to infiltrate the Wanderers' Library are ongoing.

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Shark Punching Center

Overview: The Shark Punching Center (also known as the Selachian Punching Center, The Shark Punching Centre, Selachiosk Pungix Combin, among others) is an organization located in one or more parallel universes, apparently acting as an alternate-universe counterpart to the Foundation. While the Foundation has known of the Center for several decades, the structure, documentation, and general tone taken by the Shark Punching Center varies wildly, suggesting one or more universes are in a state of flux.

Documents pertaining to the Shark Punching Center have been recovered, and indicate a much more militaristic and unstable tone than a Foundation document. As the name would suggest, the SPC is mostly focused on furthering hand-to-hand combat as a means to neutralize selachian entities, though some documentation fails to differentiate between "selachian" and "aquatic".

It is unclear if the Shark Punching Center has any knowledge or concern of or with Foundation activities.

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The Three Moons Initiative

Overview: The Three Moons Initiative is an extradimensional human military organization based in SCP-2922-C, an afterlife also known as Corbenic. Through a partnership with the Corbenese deity JALAKÅRA, they act as a multi-dimensional security force for the protection of the human race.

While Initiative personnel believe that they're operating in humankind's best interests, military overreach, poor communication, issues with internal bureaucracy, and other factors — combined with their disproportionately high military strength to our own — have made them a potential liability to public safety in our dimension.

As such, they maintain an unstable peace with the Foundation. Operatives of the Three Moons Initiative are to be treated with extreme caution.

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Unusual Incidents Unit (UIU), Federal Bureau of Investigation

Overview: The Unusual Incidents Unit was formed after the onset of the Cold War, when many aspects of the American Government were focused on utilizing the anomalous and preventing the communists from doing the same. This led to the creation of a special FBI division devoted to rapid response to paranormal events and crimes. Director J. Edgar Hoover was personally involved with their creation.

Although initially given significant funding and resources by the American Government, following the end of the Cold War and the dissolution of enemy organizations such as the GRU-P, the UIU had been in a state of decline for many years.

Disparagingly referred to as "X-Files" and "UIUseless" by the larger anomalous community, the agency is generally well meaning, but due to a lack of financial resources, little manpower, and bureaucratic obstruction by the US Government, it is often perceived as ineffective. The influence of the Foundation and Global Occult Coalition in the United States Government has stopped the UIU and other USGOV entities dealing with anomalous activity, such as US Air Force's 616th Squadron ("Roswell's Revengers") and US Navy SEAL Team Bravo Papa Romeo Delta, from being dissolved entirely.

FBI Agents and Special Agents who join the Unusual Incidents Unit often have backgrounds in psychology, STEM fields, and art studies. As part of the PATRIOT act, agents of the unit are required to be administered Personalized Memetic Silencing Agents (PMSA, colloquially referred to as 'gag orders' by agents of the UIU) to avoid leaks.

The Unusual Incidents Unit has been known to engage in combat alongside and against various anomalous organizations in the past, including participating in several combat operations under Foundation supervision in the 1950s and 1960s, and the "Black Mamba" incident in Afghanistan in 1976, an infamous skirmish between UIU agents and members of GRU-P.

Currently, a division of the Unusual Incidents Unit oversees the autonomous anomalous state of Three Portlands. An example of underfunding and understaffing in the Unusual Incidents Unit can be seen in its sole remaining division in the Midwestern United States.

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The Wandsmen

Overview: The Wandsmen are a group of extradimensional journalists and archivists. They seek to explore the multiverse and uncover its mysteries, while spreading and preserving knowledge.

All members of this group undergo a transformation that gives them avian features and anomalous abilities. They also utilize a group of anomalous artifacts known as "Maps of the Multiverse" to travel through dimensions to study their locales and inhabitants.

In contrast to many groups of interest, the Wandsmen have attempted to work with the Foundation multiple times. One of their goals is the preservation of existence so they can study it, so they see the Foundation as an ally against the multiverse's destruction.

However, they have a variety of extremely dangerous members, have produced multiple anomalous items, and strongly object philosophically to the Foundation's desire to preserve normalcy and conceal knowledge of the anomalous.

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Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Overview: Wilson's Wildlife Solutions is a paranormal publicly funded wildlife service based in Clackamas County, Oregon, specifically in the town of Boring. Although the Foundation has known of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions' existence and anomalous affiliations since 1999, it took nine years until the Ursus Maritimus Incident in 2008, for their existence to be officially recognized and a relationship established between the two groups. Currently the Boring Agreement outlines that Wilson's Wildlife Solutions should be supervised by MTF Beta-4 ("Castaways"), local to Site-64, and that they may handle containment of Safe or Euclid fauna based anomalies with varying degrees of Foundation intervention (on a case to case basis). Amendments to the Boring Agreement can be, and have been, made to account for grey areas or new policies as necessary.

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CANONS

The idea that there is no canon is a bit silly at times. It's not that we don't have any. It's that we have a multitude which touch, cross, and dip into each other. It's up to you, as the reader, to decide what you believe and what you embrace as the heart of the universe. That doesn't mean, though, that authors lack intent or design, and collaboration is the heart of innovation.

Collected below are links to the recognized, shared canons of the SCP Foundation Universe. To write in one, you should make sure that you read the other material from that canon and try to remember that these things are connected. If you're interested in forming your own canon, read the information at the bottom of the page.

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Aces and Eights

Ad Astra Per Aspera

AIAD

The Antarctic Exchange

Apotheosis

Bellerverse

Broken Masquerade

Codename: Green King

The Coldest War

Competitive Eschatology

Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave

Daybreak

Doctors of the Church

Dread & Circuses

End Of Death

Et Tam Deum Petivi

The Foundation Alchemy Department

Global Occult Coalition Casefiles

The Gulf

In Memoria, Adytum

lolFoundation

The Man Who Wasn't There

The Old Man in the Sea

On Guard 43

On Mount Golgotha

Only Game In Town

Project Heimdall

Rat's Nest

Resurrection

S & C Plastics

Ship In A Bottle

Site-17 Deepwell Catalog

Stealing Solidarity

Straight On Till Morning

Third Law

Those Twisted Pines

The Trashfire

Unfounded

UnHuman

War On All Fronts

What a Wonderful World

Aces and Eights

Between the gunslingers, the snakes, and the anomalies, there's a good chance you might die in the old west. But there's also a chance you'll find your fortune. Don't matter much. Just put your money on the table and play the hand you're dealt.

The union has seen fit to give the survivors of the Razing a sum of 50 dollars and the promise of land in the west. I will myself go there to find my fortune or my death. As I enter this new period of my life, I would like to thank you for your patronage. If you are to ever find yourself in Riddle, Wyoming, pass me by without a word. I do not wish to be reminded of this chapter of my life.

From "Aces and Eights" by Doctor Cimmerian

Ad Astra Per Aspera

Earth is abandoned. The Veil is gone. Humanity is interplanetary. The world is changing and there is only one place left to go: the stars.

To an outside observer, D-type asteroid 86235 Holt looks like an unspectacular dull red blot in the midsts of the ice orbiting through Uranus' ζ ring. But Ji-yeong has a prospector's eye and the knack for resource extraction one would expect from a former Luna Korean ice miner. She can list what you'd find in 86235 Holt — all the frozen water and organic-rich silicates — without batting an eye. Several minutes ago she did just that.

From "25/12/2047" by NatVoltaic

AIAD

Stories about virtual people making a virtual difference.

Please don't feel that way. I know it's big and scary… I wish you could see the courage that I see in you.

From "Null-terminating String" by LurkD

The Antarctic Exchange

The Antarctic Exchange is a canon which focuses on the lives and relationships of the researchers from the Third Antarctic Empire during their time at the Foundation.

It was enough that everyone looked and acted so different; still he stood out so much that sometimes the people here would turn away, would whisper to themselves about him, his companions, their tasks, their work. Antarctica. Empire. Emissaries. Secrets. Antarctica. He could both hear and understand them, but he wasn’t sure if he should let them know.

From "Impressions" by Zyn

Apotheosis

The discovery of an ancient anomaly upends the balance between the anomalous and the Foundation. As Humanity becomes a race of gods and global order falls, the Foundation and its enemies must decide how much they're willing to sacrifice to achieve their ideals.

Magic has infinite manifestations, sources, and rules, none of which universally apply. Except one. Everything has a cost. Nothing is free. Humanity is ascending, perhaps all the way to godhood. What price will be asked of us for this? What will happen when we can't afford to pay it?

From "A New Age of Magic" by Modern_Erasmus

Bellerverse

Thousands of years after the end of the world, humanity has to deal with the remnants of the SCP Foundation's unfinished work.

If anyone could get you from one city to another, it was him (extra if he'd been outcast by the locals). If you wanted a relic from the old places, he knew where you could buy it, or, if the price was right, he'd fetch you one himself. The waterskin at his side was empty. Water was plentiful in the Waste, and it was one less thing to weigh him down. The real problem was food. Nothing grew in the waste. There were occasional birds and animals crossing the damp sands, but no trees or grasses of any sort.

The Beller knew the Waste well.

From "The List Of Wonders" by DrEverettMann

Broken Masquerade

What was hidden now is seen. How will the Foundation survive in a world where secrecy is no longer an option?

"…day five of the rescue effort, and more bodies are being recovered from the ocean. Initial estimates put the death toll in the million range, with increases occurring constantly. The UN released a statement about the recent North Korean Incident, claiming that they believed it was 'an act of nature'. The recent leak of classified documents from the Japanese Diet pointing towards a theft from what is referred to as 'The Foundation' suggests a different story…"

From "Joseon" by Arlecchino

Codename: Green King

Josephine, a powerful reality bender, has been evading the Foundation using a combination of stealth and covert warfare, including memory manipulation on a wide scale. But deep within the Foundation, a small cadre works to capture her… if possible.

The next few moments were forever etched into Caleb’s memory. He heard the snap as the rope broke, and saw the little girl on her knees directly below it. He tried to call out to her, but even in that instant, he knew it wouldn’t do any good. He saw the crate falling, faster and faster, getting ever closer to the girl’s head…

… and then it wasn't.

From "The Green Prince" by giant enemy spycrab

The Coldest War

As the clash of communist and capitalist envelopes the world, the most covert organization on earth sinks deeper into hiding. What does it take to stay neutral in the face of governments who see the anomalous as just another means of escalation? How do agents react when loyalty to party clashes with duty to humanity? And just where should the Foundation go to escape a global war?

My beloved Dorothy,

There is a whole new war here, a new type of war, industrial and implacable. The American war machine has become unrecognizable.

Out in the jungle bear-clawed women hunt the Viet Cong through their own tunnels for hours before emerging. Airborne commandos on interdiction patrols carry weapons which calcify their targets in the blink of an eye. Villages suspected of sheltering the enemy are plastered in napalm that collects itself into a moving mass of fire and waits for survivors to emerge from cover before flaring back into life…

From "They Will Leave Us With a Shaken Earth" by Vezaz

Competitive Eschatology

The end of the world is here. But it's not just one end of the world. It's all of ends of the world happening at once, competing with each other, with the Foundation - and humanity - in the middle.

"What did you do? What is it? What did you unlock?" She could feel something vibrating in the back of her brain. Her eyes kept being drawn to the lock. It looked exactly the same, visually, but it was also incredibly different. "What's Apakht?"

"It's the End," the Harbinger said. The fabric of reality began to unfold before their eyes.

From "Apakht" by thedeadlymoose

Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. bodeboop. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready! Start.

"That's what makes the things real. The breakthroughs, the moments, the momentary lapses in madness. Pop the cork and my bottle overfloweth with hatred and motherfucking anger."

From "Conservation of Momentum" by Randomini

Daybreak

Daybreak is a canon which focuses on the state of the world following the solar singularity, and the efforts of those struggling to survive.

Learn to embrace the darkness, friends. Fear the light.

From "S D Locke's Proposal" by S D Locke

Doctors of the Church

Six hundred years ago, the world ended. Today, only one group protects the secrets of the ancient world until a time when they can be understood again; the priests of the Holy Foundation.

"Saint Gears, please guide me in my time of need as you guided the Holy Foundation during the Great Breach. Bequeath unto me the knowledge to discover that which is false. Grant unto me the ability to separate logic from falsity. Allow me to grasp but a portion of the knowledge you once had."

From "Quid Est Non Scitum" by Jekeled

Dread & Circuses

With Herman Fuller gone, the Freaks are running the Circus now. Flaunting the veil of normalcy and somehow always narrowly avoiding the clutches of the Essie P, Geo Sea and Insurgent Sea, The Circus of the Disquieting provides a sanctuary for anomalous humanoids while offering people a glimpse of what lies behind the Masquerade.

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting is proud to announce our new Master of Ceremonies. She started off as just another runaway, but through sheer talent and determination she's clawed her way up from magician, to Clown, to troupe leader and now to the Ringmaster of the Circus itself! I give you the beautiful, the astonishing, the magical Icky!

From the Dread & Circuses Hub, by DrChandra

End Of Death

Death is the promise that all of the hardships we face will, at some point, come to an end. But what if death did not keep its promise? If the hardships just kept coming? We would have no choice but to persevere through them. Forever.

The presenter was smiling. 'A miracle', she called it. Joyce couldn't manage a smile — the only thing on her mind was the amount of work that lay ahead.

From "ΩK" by Croquembouche

Et Tam Deum Petivi

Tales from the Horizon Initiative and other things of a theological nature.

The biggest problem, Salah thought, was how one went about killing a god. You could burn its scriptures, wipe out its worshipers, kill its avatars, but that would only ever delay it. Eventually it would come back, whispering, and the whole cycle would begin again. It could wait forever.

From "Second Watch" by Djoric

The Foundation Alchemy Department

Alchemy. Deeply misunderstood, and often mocked. Alchemy is responsible for more around us than anyone knows. The Foundation Alchemy Department is well aware of this. Their mission is to contain the threats that most of the Foundation don't even believe exist. Threats from the distant past come back to haunt our present.

"Ruslav's voice rang out like thunder, and he pulled his hands to his sides, his fists clenched. "YOU WILL NOT DISRUPT OUR WORK, TODAY. I PUSH YOU BACK TO WHENCE YOU ARE. BEGONE SCARLET KING!" With a sudden crack of thunder the building energies flowed into the iron circle, grounding harmlessly into the hand-forged iron. The laughter turned to a snarling sound of pain, as the chains around the entity went taut again, pulling it tight. All went quiet, except for Elder Adebayo's chanting."

From "Finding Balance" by DrMagnus

Global Occult Coalition Casefiles

Protecting Humanity, Whether It Likes It Or Not.

Note that execution of Procedure Pizzicato will, by necessity, result in an irreversible Second Mission (Concealment) failure in order to allow for a First Mission (Survival) success. Third Mission (Protection) goals are secondary: normal avoidance of civilian casualties is to be second priority to maintaining Minimum Repopulation Margin among the survivors.

From "Procedure Pizzicato" by Dr. Clef

The Gulf

The Gulf was aflame. This was going to push our little Task Forces to the limit.

Kate’s heart was beating so loud she could hear it. The wind chimes were louder, too. But she wanted to see what the other side — the Everything Under Everything – what it looked like. What Mackenzie saw in her nightly prayers outside. Kate, wide-eyed, nodded.

From "I Double E" by Kate McTiriss

In Memoria, Adytum

Before the ages of iron and steel, there once arose a great and deathless Empire. When it fell, the nations of the worlds trembled and breathed a sigh of relief, for the demon of Flesh had finally been conquered.

But it never truly fell. Like a cancer, it only went into remission.

And this shall be a sign unto you: that when the Thorn of God is held once more in the hands of the Faithful, Ion shall be birthed again upon the world in fire and blood.

From "Et Ecce Equus Pallidus" by MalyceGraves & N_aepic_fael

lolFoundation

We all laughed, but it's not funny anymore.

Jacob stared up at the towering glass and marble building in front of him. It had twenty-nine stories, just as he had imagined it, topped with three huge letters, maybe 9.144 meters tall. It was heaven.

From "New Kid On The Block" by Anaxagoras

The Man Who Wasn't There

The being known as Nobody is akin to a force of nature: his actions are unpredictable and his methods unclear. His purpose and true identity are a mystery to all, including himself. But when they are achieved, he will vanish. This has already happened at least once.

He paused and stared briefly at his own face in the mirror, trying to remember if anything about it looked familiar. Again, and as always, nothing was. He sighed. "Well, it doesn't pay to wonder. Off to work I go." He straightened his jacket one last time, solemnly tipped his hat to the empty room, and stepped through the doorway.

From "Prelude: A Terminus" by Drewbear

The Old Man in the Sea

The Old Man in the Sea is a series of stories focusing on a race of space-faring biological arks, and the effects they have on the universe- such as those that one in particular, SCP-169, has on Earth.

Eventually, I will expire. That great impact shortens our lifespan, and the growth of a civilization within us does nothing to alleviate this. Eventually, those creatures within me will find an exit. Everything will change.

From "Eden" by Snowshoe

On Guard 43

What kind of anomalies does Canada even have? Moose monsters? Sentient leaves? Newfoundland? Oh, we might surprise you. In the true north strange and freezing, myths and memetics and magical muck are just the tip of the iceberg.

"I've known at least three people who are immortal in some way, one of my colleagues got turned into a Canadian Prime Minister, Dr. Lillihammer knows a song that can make everyone who hears it forget how to speak English for three hours, and every September, I have to fall flat on my face, or else the world could end… you're boring compared to all that."

From "The Lamest Story Never Told" by ihp

On Mount Golgotha

The melody of life sings in the minds and hearts of the multitude. The world goes out not with a bang, nor a whimper, but with a symphony.

It must be music. Life and death codified in sound where words cannot.

From "The Journal of K. M. Sandoval" by WrongJohnSilver and LadyKatie

Only Game In Town

At the edge of the mind lurks something that prays for the death of definition. It has been on the retreat for some time now, as the world has become a knowable, mapped place, no longer brimming with demons. Watch for it where knowledge lies, seeking to unmake everything known.

The word was carved into a rock. The man stood above it and, in the bottom of his mind, felt something stir. He did not know that he had just changed the course of all worlds, but he could feel something was different. The world had become a bit more orderly.

From "The Tale of the Library" by Rumetzen

Project Heimdall

Contingency Planning Operation approved. Codename designation "Project Heimdall". Research potential means by which extraterrestrial intelligence displaying vigorous, active hostility to human life and/or civilization might attempt to conquer, enslave, or exterminate humanity. Analyze likely outcomes. Develop countermeasures and contingency plans. Report findings to O5 Council when complete.

"General, the chances of anything coming to wipe us out are a million to one," Rex replied smugly.

From "We Have Dismissed That Claim" by Hornby

Rat's Nest

Rat's Nest is set in a universe where reality is falling apart due to the absence of LTE 0913, an energy being that had perpetuated our reality up until its destruction.

Friendship and spirit did nothing to prevent this. Their ideals, aspirations, and the hearts that birthed them could not produce the strength they needed. Respect and duty had long fell to the wayside, far from the binding contracts that they were thought to be. In the end, nothing they really believed in could’ve saved them…

From "Senescence, Consumption, Persecution" by SoullessSingularity

Resurrection

A reconstruction and "resurrection" of the original "central storyline" of the SCP Foundation.

"It's me," she called. "SCP-105. They're dead." She dropped the gun, kicked it forward, and then knelt down with her hands on the back of her head until the agents got her and took her to safety.

From "Immediate Actions" by DrEverettMann

S & C Plastics

Life is like a hurricane here in Sloth's Pit. The people at Site 87 are just trying to make sense of it.

“Reminder;” the intercom squealed at lunch; “Pumpkin Spice flavored beverages are strictly prohibited in light of the recent containment of E-8820. For details, please see Site-87 general mail 'Re: Subcutaneous Ginger', sent last Wednesday. Department heads, please forward to your teams.”

Grant looked down at his coffee and was very nearly sick. No one else dumped their drinks.

From "Leafers" by HammerMaiden

Ship In A Bottle

Site-17 Director and grown-ass man Benjamin Kondraki has a problem.

Kondraki rushed back into his bedroom. There was the sound of some rummaging around in the closet. He came out wearing a black trench coat with a gigantic, tent-shaped bulge in the front at crotch level. "Wow," he said flatly. "This sure did help a lot. No one will notice anything wrong now, yes siree-bob."

From "Third Date" by DrClef

Site-17 Deepwell Catalog

People come to power. Other people get hurt. It doesn't matter if it belongs to a conceptual embodiment or a Site Director, power seems to breed injury at Site-17, and people have started to notice. Old structures are groaning beneath the weight of their antiquity, and it's up to a few of researchers and SCPs to survive the coming crash.

As with the public and the Foundation, the true arbiter of ethics is the one with the bigger stick. My stick, in this case, is the latent memetic agents scattered through this email and the Class-A amnestics currently flooding your office space. I really did enjoy working with you on the SCP-4415 project, Natalie. I could see why Tonya fancied you so. Best wishes, Dr. Thomas Graham, Director of Site-17

From "SCP-4415" by Nagiros

Stealing Solidarity

Five cyborg commando catgirls. One guy in a bathrobe. One spaceship. Space is infinite.

[Boss: The lone surviving member of an inbred clone clan onboard a gigantic ancient spaceship is not the weirdest thing we have dealt with.]

From "Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3" by Djoric

Straight On Till Morning

Mankind reached for the stars only to have the ground pulled out from under them. The United Earth Fleet is on a course for home.

"There were eighteen of us on that ship- Twelve from the Foundation, six from the GOC. Eleven came back, four of those, myself included, in need of serious medical treatment. Two died in hospital on Minerva Base. The Fyodorov had a crew of 45, not including the captain. I don't know who gave the order to fire on the Nikolai Fyodorov. I know the flight recorder was damaged. I don't particularly care. They were right to do so."

From "The First 55" by Von Pincier

Third Law

The anomalies of today are the cutting edge of tomorrow. The impossible never stays that way. Welcome to the future.

"Good thing too, or it might have fried your brains. That would have put an end to your nascent hivemind real quick."

From "The Analog Kid" by GreenWolf

Those Twisted Pines

Strange things are done in the Northwest Rains. From the extradimensional antics of Three Portlands, to the cybernetic reign of Anderson Robotics, to a bizarre partnership with Wilson's Wildlife Services, it's up to the fine folks of Site-64 to keep everything contained.

"She then turned her attention back to the sunset and took a deep breath. The smell of pine trees and sea salt filled her nostrils. In the distance, a group of people flew through the skyline on broomsticks. Nearby, a friendly looking pair of young men were putting on a magic show for a group of children, fantastic figures of light and sound dancing around for the little one’s amusement. Distant music could be heard among the hustle and bustle of people of all sorts enjoying the dying light."

From "Make Portland Weirder" by Jacob Conwell

The Trashfire

Nazis, Old Gods, bugs, and money: the road to Gehenna is paved with good intentions.

Darryl Loyd wasn't a very inquisitive man by nature; he'd add that he'd never been, but he wasn't quite sure how much of his life he'd actually lived. Oh, fine, he was (usually) a researcher, and they were pretty inquisitive about science. After all, that's what researchers do: research. But when it came to the metaphysical questions that plagued his mind, like "am I me, or just a collection of my cells?", "how can one be moral in an existence where the only meaning in the universe is what one makes of it?", or "who created me, and how can I demand a refund?", Darryl Loyd preferred not to think about it too hard.

From "The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order" by UraniumEmpire

Unfounded

We've always assumed the SCP Foundation was a necessary evil. But what if it wasn't?

When they've finished their brief conversation, Tang raises her forefinger to the anomaly, and right through the hole between worlds, the two scientists touch hands.

From the Gateway Contact Center in Terre Haute, I'm Stephen Fleischer. This is NPR.

From "All Things Considered" by Photosynthetic

UnHuman

The Calamity wiped out all of human life on Earth. Corporations, countries, even the Foundation, gone. And yet, life continues and even thrives. What does humanity mean in a world where humankind is gone?

“It’s like witnessing birth,” they said, before standing up and dusting off their clothes, “You came to life yourself, by the way. You got some unfinished business or something?”

From "Otel Entra and the Demolition Derby" by Tropinano

War On All Fronts

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

By the time we made it to Hy-Brasil, the city had already descended into chaos and ruin. The storm was bad enough to cause panic, and then a fire-breathing squid monster crawled out of the ocean. It was a recipe for disaster, and that is what happened.

From "LTE-0851-Cetus", by stormbreath

What a Wonderful World

The world sucks. No, really, it does. But we don't have to suck just because the world sucks. We can make the world a better place. It's cliche, but it's true. And Wondertainment is trying to do just that, one step at a time.

Judy pulled the safety bar off of herself, grabbed her backpack from the luggage compartment on the side of the massive worm-like vehicle, and then struck up a cheery step while emerging into the assault on the senses that was Wonder World!™ proper! The buildings dived and swam and bubbled to create all shapes but what supposed normal buildings looked like, instead opting for archways and gem-like structures, things that looked like they were built from yarn, glass orbs with little to no foundations, and all different assortments of Dali-esque abstractions.

From "And I Think To Myself…" by DarkStuff

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1: Introduction

Facility Designations

The Foundation maintains and operates a large number of facilities worldwide, from small outposts with only a handful of staff to major Sites with thousands of personnel.

Site

Foundation facilities designated as Sites are covert facilities, meaning that while existence of the facility is known to the public, such facilities are often disguised under government or corporate fronts. Sites are often built in locations in relatively close proximity to civilian populations, where facilities would require such cover.

Area

Foundation facilities designated as Areas are clandestine facilities, meaning that civilians are not aware of their existence at all. Such facilities are often built far away from civilian populations and may contain highly dangerous anomalies; the vast majority of Areas have extreme fail-safe measures such as on-site nuclear warheads.

Facility Sections

Sector

Sectors are sections of Sites or Areas that are designated for specific purposes, such as containment, research, or storage. The exact usage of Sectors vary from facility to facility and is dependent on the facility's primary purpose and size.

Unit

Units are self-contained sections of Sites or Areas such as those containing Biological or Dimensional anomalies and are designed to self-seal in case of a breach or other catastrophic event. All personnel entering or exiting a Unit must typically undergo a full decontamination procedure.

Prefixes

These prefixes are often used to denote specializations of facilities or facility sections and are generally only used in internal communication.

Armed

Armed denotes a facility or facility section with abnormally high physical security concerns, either due to containment of violent hostile entities or threat of outside attack. Such facilities typically have a large amount of military-grade weaponry and vehicles as well as a disproportionately large number of permanent security staff; in the case of a full facility, this typically entails a detachment of at least battalion or regiment strength.

Biological (Bio)

Biological containment facilities or facility sections deal with infectious or otherwise biohazardous anomalies and are both isolated and self-contained to prevent the possible escape of such anomalies.

Containment

Containment facilities or facility sections are primarily equipped and intended for the containment of anomalous objects, entities, or phenomena.

Dimensional (Dim)

Dimensional containment facilities or facility sections deal with extradimensional apertures or anomalies exhibiting inconsistent or warped spacetime.

Humanoid

Humanoid containment facilities or facility sections primarily deal with sentient, sapient human or near-human entities capable of understanding and complying with instructions. These are essentially analogous to a prison facility for anomalous entities.

Protected

Protected facilities and facility sections are "safe zones" kept free of anomalous influence. No anomalies are allowed within these facilities at any time.

Provisional

Provisional facilities are those that are established or built around an immobile anomaly. Provisional facilities typically contain only a single anomaly.

Reliquary

Reliquary facilities or facility sections are designed for handling artifacts and objects of religious or historical significance.

Research

Research facilities or facility sections are designed for either the handling and study of anomalies or anomalous materials or research and development of new containment schemes and methods.

Storage

Storage facilities or facility sections are intended for long-term storage of non-anomalous or inert anomalous objects with no risk of autonomous interaction.

Miscellaneous

These are Foundation facilities or locations that do not fall under the standard organizational structure.

Observation Posts

Observation Posts are tiny facilities established in a multitude of locations worldwide. Often limited to small standalone buildings or single units within larger buildings, Observation Posts are typically used to monitor regional communications for flagged content, as well as monitor nearby Foundation facilities. Many Observation Posts are also used as secure communications hubs or safe-houses by undercover Foundation agents.

Facilities List (Abridged)

The following is a partial list of notable Foundation facilities. Please note that this list is incomplete; many Foundation facilities are not listed here due to operational security requirements or because their purpose and/or location are classified. Many facility designations have also been recycled over time as the original facilities are decommissioned or otherwise no longer in use.

Sites

01 Site-01 (Protected Site-01, Overwatch HQ)

Site-01 is a safe zone that acts as a data backup for all major Foundation facilities worldwide as well as a secure meeting facility for O5 Council members and other high-ranking Foundation personnel. As with all Protected Sites, no anomalies of any kind are allowed in proximity of Site-01. The location of Site-01 is strictly classified.

06 Site-06-3 (Humanoid Containment Site-06-3)

Site-06-3 is a containment facility that is currently located in the Lorraine region of France. Formerly located in the United States (Site-06) and Germany (Site-06-2), this facility was moved to its current location following the decommission and demolition of the aforementioned previous facilities. Site-06-3 employs a multi-national staff and houses numerous low-risk human and humanoid entities, most notably several former Foundation personnel. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-069, SCP-706, SCP-1669, SCP-1702

Site-11

Site-11 is a large-scale Foundation facility located in the mid-western United States consisting of an entire self-sustaining community including residential housing, commercial businesses, and industrial/manufacturing facilities as well as an extensive underground containment and research complex. The Foundation maintains strict tracking of all personnel and civilians within Site-11 and as such, the facility is often used as a safe location for personnel requiring additional security and protection. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-986, SCP-4332

15 Site-15

Site-15 is a Foundation facility located on the United States west coast that specializes in the containment and study of electric, electronic, and computer-based anomalies. The primary storage and containment wings of Site-15 are electromagnetically isolated to prevent any interaction between anomalous electronics and the outside world. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-079, SCP-719, SCP-896

17 Site-17

Site-17 is a major Foundation facility primarily focused on the containment and study of low-risk humanoid entities. As per this focus, Site-17's permanent site staff includes a large number of medical and psychiatric professionals. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-073, SCP-105, SCP-343

19 Site-19

Site-19 is the largest Foundation facility currently in operation, housing hundreds of Safe- and Euclid-class anomalies. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-055, SCP-131, SCP-173, SCP-387, SCP-668, SCP-931

23 Site-23

Site-23 houses a number of metamorphic or transfiguring biological objects and entities. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-038, SCP-113

28 Site-28 (Provisional Containment Site-28)

Site-28 is located in the SoHo neighborhood of New York City, New York, United States, and was initially established to contain SCP-602. Since then, this facility has been expanded into a full-fledged Foundation containment facility specializing in anomalous artwork and artifacts. Objects contained at this facility also include: SCP-1229, SCP-1388

36 Site-36

Formerly Provisional Site-36, this facility is located in India and serves as both a regional containment site as well as a support facility for field personnel operating in the area. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-089, SCP-1135

38 Site-38

Site-38 is a containment site in rural Tennessee, United States, primarily focused on the study of Group of Interest 388-Alpha, "Alexylva University". Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-961, SCP-1080, SCP-1893, SCP-1082

Site-43

(Research and Containment Site-43)

Site-43 is situated on the southeastern shore of Lake Huron, one kilometre below sea level in Ipperwash Provincial Park, Ontario, Canada. It comprises containment wings for low- to medium-risk anomalies, research divisions arranged in a pseudoacademic structure, and abatement refineries for esoteric substances. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-5056, SCP-5109, SCP-5243, SCP-5382, SCP-5494 and SCP-5520.

Site-45

(Research Site-45)

Site-45 is a clandestine armed research facility located off the coast of Western Australia under the Indian Ocean. Here, research and temporary containment of anomalous objects are conducted under guard and away from a civilian populace. Site-45 also serves as a staging point for MTF operations within the Pacific and Indian Oceans. Objects located at the facility include: SCP-321, SCP-2401, SCP-466, SCP-127, SCP-2424, and SCP-1577

54 Site-54 (Integrated Containment Site-54)

Site-54 is a containment facility located in, around, and beneath the city of Leipzig, Germany. Specialising in the containment of those anomalies deemed 'partially uncontainable', the Site's staff are heavily armed, highly trained, and permanently on edge. Featuring an extensive rapid-response vehicle hangar (with transport both normal and anomalous) and wide array of holding cells, Site-54 is generally considered to be the Foundation site both best-prepared for the worst to happen, and the location at which said worst is most likely to occur. Objects currently under the facility's jurisdiction include: SCP-265, SCP-1911, SCP-2668, SCP-2790, SCP-2856, SCP-3663, and SCP-4856.

56 Site-56

Established in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada, May 1972, Site-56 was intended to serve as the base of operations for the enactment of the Kraken Protocol within the American Southwest. Over time, Site-56 took on increasing responsibilities, eventually transitioning into a full-fledged containment and administration site; however, recent Overwatch audits suggest its expansion has surpassed its budgetary and logistical limitations, and personnel frequently cite its "labyrinthine" structure as a detriment to day-to-day operations. Objects contained on-site include SCP-4495 and SCP-5444, with select offsite anomalies such as SCP-5994 falling under its jurisdiction as well.

62 Site-62 (Dimensional Site-62)

Formerly Provisional Site-62, this facility was initially built around SCP-004. The facility was eventually expanded to house other objects including SCP-579.

Site-64

(Storage Site-64)

Located approximately 0.5 km below Forest Park, northwest of Portland, Oregon, Site-64 is primarily a low to medium security storage facility, and is mainly used to house minor anomalous items, and Safe/Euclid class objects confiscated from the anomalous art community and anomalous electronics industry based in Portland and Vancouver. Objects located at this facility include: SCP-2106, SCP-2306, SCP-2608, SCP-2806, and SCP-2960.

66 Site-66 (Biological Containment Site-66, Bio-Site-66)

Originally built as Provisional Site-66 around SCP-1479, this facility was eventually expanded to contain and research biological and organic anomalies. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-478, SCP-569, SCP-646, SCP-806, SCP-886

73 Site-73

Site-73 is a facility converted from an office building in Texas, designed for the containment and study of inert, Safe-class, or otherwise benign anomalous objects. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-252-EX [formerly], SCP-1454, SCP-1156, SCP-1176, SCP-1520

76 Site-76 (Research, Reliquary, and Containment Site-76)

Site-76 is a major containment site located in the United States and housing a large number of anomalous objects presumed to be man-made. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-140, SCP-1883

Site-77

(Storage Site-77)

One of the Foundation's largest storage facilities, Site-77 was initially built in 1924 in southern Italy and served as an Italian facility until the second World War, when it was damaged by Allied bombing and subsequently destroyed by a containment breach. Site-77 was taken over by the Foundation and rebuilt in 1944. Objects currently contained at this facility include: SCP-703, SCP-1837, SCP-2322

Site-81

(Research and Containment Site-81)

Located beneath Lake Monroe in Bloomington, Indiana, Site-81 is the primary hub for anomalous activity in the United States Midwest. Initially founded as an expeditionary site to monitor SCP-2812, Site-81 has since grown to become one of the largest sites in the region. Located within is the Foundation's Classifications Department, as well as a massive Mobile Task Force deployment outpost. Objects contained at this site include: SCP-715, SCP-2080, SCP-2151, SCP-2270, SCP-2445, SCP-2496, SCP-2540, SCP-2564, SCP-2996.

87 Site-87 (Research Site-87)

Site-87 is a research site, established in September 1976 to oversee containment of a minor anomaly in the town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, USA (pop. 17,291 as of 2020). In that same month, researchers discovered that Sloth's Pit was a highly active Nexus, an inhabited zone that has a high concentration of anomalous phenomena. Site-87's civilian front is S & C Plastics, and it possesses its own Task Force— Sigma-10, "The Sloth's Arm", dedicated to containment of anomalies within city limits. Citizens of Sloth's Pit are considered E-Class Personnel, and have knowledge of the Foundation insofar as 'a research organization is monitoring the town'. The primary goal of Site-87 is to research and catalog anomalies in Sloth's Pit, such as SCP-4040; however, it is also the headquarters of the Department of Multi-Universal Affairs, Nexological Studies, and serves as regional command for the Midwestern United States. A catalog of incidents that have taken place at Site-87 and within the Sloth's Pit Nexus zone can be found here.

Site-88

(Humanoid Containment Site-88)

Humanoid Containment Site-88 is located in central Baldwin County, Alabama. The site houses many humanoid SCP objects, along with several high value anomalous items. While research is not a primary focus of the site, the site has the capacity for, and has seen many research projects related to its occupants. Objects contained at this site include: SCP-245, SCP-1774, SCP-1868, SCP-2065, SCP-2067, SCP-2251, SCP-2725, SCP-2343, SCP-2632, SCP-2714, SCP-2968, SCP-2987

Site-91

(Xenobiological Research and Containment Site-91)

Established as Provisional Site-91 in 1986 shortly after the discovery of SCP-4612, the site was fully commissioned by Overwatch command the following year. Site-91 was originally adapted from its previous use to contain SCP-4612 (which was found in the substructure below the manor), but was expanded to a full containment facility, research lab and library. The site is located upon the grounds of a manor commonly known as Eckhart House; located in Yorkshire, England. The site's research focus is the containment and analysis of xenobiological specimens, with a secondary focus of the development of thaumaturgical countermeasures and containment of thaumaturgical artifacts. Serves as the primary station for MTF-Beta-777 (“Hecate’s Spear”) due to their familiarity and expertise in thaumaturgical analysis. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-3743, SCP-4612, SCP-4712, SCP-5079, SCP-5512, and SCP-5612.

95 Site-95 (Biological Research and Containment Site-95, Bio-Site-95)

Site-95 is a small but well equipped site used to contain and research biological and organic anomalies. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-1077, SCP-1160, SCP-3043, SCP-3117, SCP-3143, SCP-5144 and SCP-5771

Site-98

(Dimensional Research Site-98)

Site-98 serves as the forefront of Foundation technology. Stationed in the city of Philadelphia, Site-98 is responsible for the bleeding-edge technological developments and innovations that help the Foundation contain, analyze, and research the various anomalous threats that endanger the world. Site-98 is often considered as the most technologically-advanced research facility in the Foundation. Objects currently documented in this site include: SCP-179, SCP-1152, SCP-1287, SCP-2009, SCP-2115, SCP-2703, SCP-2716, SCP-4156, SCP-4192, SCP-4366, SCP-4797, and SCP-4880.

103 Site-103 (Biological Containment Site-103)

Site-103 has extensive facilities for the containment and research of plant and plant-based anomalies. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-757, SCP-822, SCP-1001

104 Site-104 (Biological Research Site-104)

Formerly Provisional Site-104, this facility is operated under the guise of a wildlife preserve and is designed for study of and experimentation on biological anomalies with wide-ranging effects. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-628, SCP-936, SCP-1104

111 Site-111 (Industrial Research Site-111)

Site-111 is located underground beneath Captain's Mountain in southern Queensland, Australia. Its primary focus is anomalous materials and technology. The location of Site-111 is intended to strengthen the Foundation's presence in eastern Australia, where anomalies have been discovered and contained before. Although the Site does have the ability to house contained anomalies, there are none yet housed there.

120

Site-120

(Research and Reliquary Dimensional Containment Site-120)

Built atop SCP-5292 near the city of Częstochowa, Poland, Site-120 specializes in thaumaturgic, ontokinetic, and theological anomalies, utilizing unusual containment methods to deal with them. Being one of the few Sites actively encouraging the usage of the anomalous, it acts as the main observation point for the Free Port of Esterberg. Objects contained at this site include: SCP-3001, SCP-5464, SCP-5572, SCP-5659, SCP-5795.

Areas

02 Area-02 (Armed Reliquary and Containment Area-02)

Area-02 is a remote facility whose primary purpose is to contain highly dangerous, hostile, or otherwise hazardous anomalies, including multiple Keter-class objects. In addition to a battalion-strength security detachment, Area-02 is also equipped with multiple nuclear fail-safes as a final option in the case of a catastrophic breach or loss of containment. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-122, SCP-743

12 Area-12 (Biological Research Area-12)

Area-12 is a containment and research facility located on remote federal land in the Midwestern United States. Area-12 contains both live specimens of anomalous biological entities as well as samples of biohazardous or otherwise dangerous biological anomalies for study. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-143, SCP-153, SCP-214, SCP-811, SCP-939

14 Area-14 (Armed Biological Containment Area-14)

Area-14 is a dedicated containment facility located in the Ruby Mountains of Nevada, United States. Area-14 is primarily used for large-scale, dangerous, and/or hostile anomalous entities and as such is staffed with a regiment-strength security detachment as well as heavy weapons, armored vehicles, and air support. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-058, SCP-082, SCP-165, SCP-326, SCP-939, SCP-940, SCP-1801, SCP-2068

Area-27

(Reliquary Area-27)

Area-27 is an underground facility operating beneath the Saint Notre-Dame Cathedral Basilica in Ontario, Canada. Area-27's main purpose is to serve as both headquarters for the Department of Tactical Theology and as emergency quartering in the case of a large-scale K-Class Scenario. The site is also capable of containing primarily religiously-orientated anomalies and the development of theological weaponry. Objects located at this facility include: SCP-5502, SCP-5993

Area-32

(Lunar Area-32)

Comprised of several floors beneath the surface of Mare Imbrium, Lunar Area-32 is a facility used to contain immobile anomalies present on the lunar surface, or anomalies that are significantly less hazardous to contain beyond Earth’s atmosphere. Objects located at this facility include: SCP-2493, SCP-2686, and SCP-2821.

179 Area-179

Formerly Provisional Containment Area-179, this facility is located in Pennsylvania, United States. Objects contained at this facility include: SCP-1050, SCP-1179

2: Writing Guide

What Is This?

This is a list of Foundation facilities that have been extensively and/or consistently used across multiple site pages. The entries here are intended as inspiration and a sample of how Foundation facilities might look like and is not intended to be all-inclusive or exhaustive; there are plenty that are either not listed here due to only being used in a few obscure places or are inconsistently used. If you are writing and want to use a facility, you are free to make up your own.

Furthermore, in-universe, inconsistencies can also be explained via disinformation or timeliness of information; Site-06, for example, was not always located in France and is actually explicitly listed as the third such facility to receive the designation. Certain other sites might no longer be in operation or even been deliberately fabricated to mislead agents from rival organizations.

Just How Big Is The Foundation?

This is entirely up to the author. Some choose to believe that the Foundation is very small, consisting of only half a dozen facilities or less and no more than a thousand personnel. Some choose to believe that the Foundation is vastly larger and far-reaching, employing hundreds of thousands of personnel squirreled away in hundreds of facilities around the globe. Neither is incorrect and whatever works better to further your narrative is the one that's appropriate.

Adding New Entries

This list is intentionally kept as short as possible, therefore new entries should only be proposed for addition if they are consistently used across multiple articles and/or by multiple authors in the same manner. Please use the discussion thread for this guide to propose new additions.

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Security Clearance Levels

1: Introductions

Overview

Foundation security clearances granted to personnel represent the highest level or type of information to which they can be granted access. However, having any given clearance level does not automatically grant access to all information at that level: personnel are only granted access to information on a "need-to-know" basis and at the discretion of the designated disclosure officer overseeing their respective departments.

Level 0 (For Official Use Only)

Level 0 security clearances are given to non-essential personnel with no need to access information regarding anomalous objects or entities in Foundation containment. Level 0 access is typically held by personnel in non-secured clerical, logistics, or janitorial positions at facilities with no access to operational data.

Level 1 (Confidential)

Level 1 security clearances are given to personnel working in proximity to but with no direct, indirect, or informational access to anomalous objects or entities in containment. Level 1 security clearances are typically granted to personnel working in clerical, logistics, or janitorial positions at facilities with containment capability or otherwise must handle sensitive information.

Level 2 (Restricted)

Level 2 security clearances are given to security and research personnel that require direct access to information regarding anomalous objects and entities in containment. Most research staff, field agents, and containment specialists hold a Level 2 security clearance.

Level 3 (Secret)

Level 3 security clearances are given to senior security and research personnel that require in-depth data regarding the source, recovery circumstances, and long-term planning for anomalous objects and entities in containment. Most senior research staff, project managers, security officers, response team members, and Mobile Task Force operatives hold a Level 3 security clearance.

Level 4 (Top Secret)

Level 4 security clearances are given to senior administration that require access to site-wide and/or regional intelligence as well as long-term strategic data regarding Foundation operations and research projects. Level 4 security clearances are typically only held by Site Directors, Security Directors, or Mobile Task Force Commanders.

Level 5 (Thaumiel)

Level 5 security clearances are given to the highest-ranking administrative personnel within the Foundation and grant effectively unlimited access to all strategic and otherwise sensitive data. Level 5 security clearances are typically only granted to O5 Council members and selected staff.

Personnel Classifications

Classifications are assigned to personnel based on their proximity to potentially dangerous anomalous objects, entities, or phenomena.

Class A

Class A personnel are those deemed essential to Foundation strategic operations, and are not allowed direct access to anomalies under any circumstances. When circumstances require Class A personnel to be in direct proximity to such anomalies (such as in the case of facilities housing containment units), Class A personnel are not allowed access to the areas of the facility containing such anomalies and are to be kept in secured areas at all times. In the case of an emergency, Class A personnel are to be immediately evacuated to a designated and secure off-site location. O5 Council members are always Class A personnel.

Class B

Class B personnel are those deemed essential to local Foundation operations, and may only be granted access to objects, entities, and anomalies that have passed quarantine and have been cleared of any potential mind-affecting effects or memetic agents. In the event of a containment breach or hostile action against a Foundation facility, Class B personnel are to be evacuated to a designated, secure off-site location as soon as possible.

Class C

Class C personnel are personnel with direct access to most anomalies not deemed strictly hostile or dangerous. Class C personnel that have had direct contact with potentially mind-affecting or memetic properties may be subject to mandatory quarantine and psychiatric evaluation as deemed necessary by security personnel. In the event of a containment breach or hostile action against a Foundation facility, non-combatant Class C personnel are to either report to secure lock-down areas or evacuated at the discretion of on-site security personnel in the case of a site-wide breach or other catastrophic event.

Class D

Class D personnel are expendable personnel used to handle extremely hazardous anomalies and are not allowed to come into contact with Class A or Class B personnel. Class D personnel are typically drawn worldwide from the ranks of prison inmates convicted of violent crimes, especially those on death row. In times of duress, Protocol 12 may be enacted, which allows recruitment from other sources — such as political prisoners, refugee populations, and other civilian sources — that can be transferred into Foundation custody under plausibly deniable circumstances. Class D personnel are to be given regular mandatory psychiatric evaluations and are to be administered an amnestic of at least Class B strength or terminated at the end of the month at the discretion of on-site security or medical staff. In the event of a catastrophic site event, Class D personnel are to be terminated immediately except as deemed necessary by on-site security personnel.

Class E

Class E is a provisional classification applied to field agents and containment personnel that have been exposed to potentially dangerous effects during the course of securing and establishing initial containment over a newly-designated anomalous object, entity, or phenomenon. Class E personnel are to be quarantined as soon as possible, monitored, and screened for potentially harmful changes in behavior, personality, or physiology, and may only return to duty after being fully debriefed and cleared by psychiatric and medical staff.

Staff Titles

These are general occupational titles that are typically used in the Foundation.

Site Staff

Containment Specialist

Containment specialists have two main roles at Foundation facilities. Firstly, containment teams are called upon to respond to confirmed cases of anomalous activity to secure and establish initial containment over anomalous objects, entities, or phenomena and transport them to the nearest Foundation containment site.

In addition, Foundation containment engineers and technicians are called upon to devise, refine, and maintain containment units and schemes for objects, entities, and phenomena in Foundation facilities.

Researcher

Researchers are the scientific branch of the Foundation, drawn from the ranks of the smartest and best-trained research scientists from around the world. With specialists in every field imaginable, from chemistry and botany to more esoteric or specialized fields such as theoretical physics and xenobiology, the goal of the Foundation's research projects is to gain a better understanding of unexplained anomalies and how they operate.

Security Officer

On-site security officers — often referred to simply as guards — at Foundation facilities are tasked with maintaining physical and information security for Foundation projects, operations, and personnel. Primarily drawn and recruited from military, law enforcement, and correctional facility personnel, security officers are trained in the use of all types of weapons as well as a variety of contingency plans covering both containment breach incidents as well as hostile action. These personnel are also responsible for information security, such as making sure that sensitive documents are not misplaced and that a facility's computer systems are safe from outside intrusion. They are also often the first line of defense against hostile outside forces for Foundation facilities.

Tactical Response Officer

Response teams — or tactical teams — are highly trained and heavily armed combat teams tasked with escorting containment teams when dangerous anomalous entities or hostile Groups of Interest are involved and defending Foundation facilities against hostile action. Response teams are effectively military units stationed at major Foundation facilities that are ready to deploy at a moment's notice.

Field Personnel

Field Agent

Field agents are the eyes and ears of the Foundation, personnel trained to look for and investigate signs of anomalous activity, often undercover with local or regional law enforcement or embedded in local services such as emergency medical services and regulatory organizations. As undercover units, field agents are typically not equipped to deal with confirmed cases of anomalous activity; once such an incident has been confirmed and isolated, field agents will typically call for assistance from the nearest field containment team with the means to safely secure and contain such anomalies.

Mobile Task Force Operative

Mobile Task Forces are specialist units comprised of veteran field personnel drawn from all over the Foundation. These task forces are mobilized to deal with threats of a specific nature and can include anything from field researchers specializing in a particular type of anomaly to heavily armed combat units tasked to secure certain types of hostile anomalous entity. See the Task Forces document for more detailed information.

Administration

Site Director

Site directors for major Foundation facilities are the highest-ranking personnel at that location and are responsible for the continued, safe operation of the site and all of its contained anomalies and projects. All major departmental directors report directly to the Site Director, who in turn reports to the O5 Council.

O5 Council Member

The O5 Council refers to the committee consisting of the highest-ranking directors of the Foundation. With complete access to all information regarding anomalies in containment, the O5 Council oversees all Foundation operations worldwide and directs its long-term strategic plans. Due to the sensitivity of their positions, O5 Council members must not come into direct contact with any anomalous object, entity, or phenomenon. Furthermore, the identities of all O5 Council members is classified; all council members are referred to only by their numeric designation (O5-1 through O5-13).

2: Writing Guide

Security Clearances: How They Work

For a very long time, many site authors used security clearance levels colloquially for rank. While some still use this model, it is implausible for many reasons. The basic concern is security: you don't want or need anyone except your highest-level personnel to know everything, but you do want people to have access to information they need to get their job done. To take a basic military analogy:

A private (lowest ranked enlisted rank) in the military is handling radio communications for a very sensitive covert operation being performed by special operations troops. He is on the lowest rung of the ladder when it comes to rank, but he needs access to highly sensitive information such as the callsigns and composition of the task force performing this operation. He has a Top Secret (Level 4) clearance and has been read into the basic outline of the mission in order to do his job.

A colonel (fairly high officer rank) in the same military is back at home and in charge of a base where new recruits are trained. His high rank exposes him to a lot of military and government secrets, but he has no need to know about the specifics of a covert operation halfway across the world, thus he is not read into the mission and doesn't know the specifics of what's going on, despite his rank.

This is what is referred to as "compartmentalized information" and as the Foundation is a secretive, globe-spanning entity, this would be part and parcel of their everyday operations. To further clarify:

You cannot be cleared for a specific project unless you have the clearance level required to know about it, but just because you have the clearance level required, it doesn't mean you are cleared for that project unless you have good reason to be.

Class D Personnel

Originally thought to have been named such because "D stands for Disposable", Class D personnel are one of the longest-running and oft-times most controversial traditions. When first conceived, Class D personnel were suggested to be killed off at the end of every month; this is highly implausible when the sheer number of Class D personnel used by the Foundation is considered as there aren't enough death-row inmates worldwide to support this kind of waste of human life.

Since then, many people have taken to believe that the policy of mandatory monthly termination is disinformation meant to reduce any sort of emotional attachment between research personnel and Class Ds; many people believe that Class D personnel are simply mind-wiped at the end of every month and transferred elsewhere. The new model goes even further, suggesting that while amnestics are regularly used, Class D personnel are only killed off if they are no longer healthy or sane enough to perform work (or if they have become contaminated by anomalous phenomena). Some authors believe in even more fantastic explanations, such as the use of cloning or even anomalous means in maintaining a Class D population. It is entirely up to you, as an author, what you choose to believe or use in your writing.

Protocol 12 is a rarely mentioned operational guideline that states that if the Foundation absolutely requires it, individuals that normally aren't eligible for induction as Class D personnel may be obtained. It goes without saying that excessive mention of Protocol 12 is detrimental to the overarching Foundation narrative; the Foundation may go to extreme lengths and cross some very gray lines to protect humanity, but they do not needlessly waste human life — especially innocent life.

Titles and Ranks

A common misconception is that the Foundation is comprised entirely of Agents and Researchers. Behind every SCP object or entity in containment is a veritable army of personnel with vastly different roles and titles, all contributing different areas of expertise to keep the object secure.

Researchers are scientists, best envisioned as the stereotypical egg-head in a lab coat. They have a variety of specializations from medicine and psychology to geology and physics; these are the personnel who perform experiments and try to figure out how a SCP works. There are also various rankings of researchers:

Agents are Field Agents, one of two basic types of personnel who primarily operate outside of a Foundation facility:

Containment Specialists are essentially analogous to engineers and technicians; their job at a Foundation site is to build and maintain the various cells, chambers, and cages that are needed to contain the various objects and entities held by the Foundation. These are not combat personnel; while some of them might be trained in and carry handguns for self-defense, the vast majority of containment specialists probably carry nothing more dangerous than a pipe wrench with them at any given time.

Security Officers (Guards), Response Teams, and Mobile Task Forces

O5 Council Members are the highest-ranking members of the Foundation, a council of 13 individuals that determine the long-term goals, projects, and strategies of the entire organization. A common mistake is mentioning an O5 Council Member in a situation where they logically would not be required. O5s are not going to be approving experiments on or making day-to-day decisions in the containment of a specific object or entity; that would be like requiring permission from the CEO of a major corporation every time you need to get into a specific filing cabinet.

A Senior Researcher is a high-ranking researcher who has had many decades of experience and generally leads entire teams. Senior Researchers are the ones likely to be tasked with coordinating research and testing on one or more SCP objects and are few and far between.

A regular Researcher has several years and probably close to a decade of experience and is often assigned to a specific aspect of a SCP object to research; one Researcher might be responsible for figuring out why SCP-173 excretes organic waste, another might be trying to determine what it's made of and whether there's any anomalous materials in its construction, and a third might be trying to deduce how it can move only when no one is watching.

An Assistant Researcher or Junior Researcher is a low-level researcher that is either new to the job or otherwise does not have the experience yet to make serious judgments. They are generally team members and work with higher-level research staff that show them the ropes and order them around.

The first type of Field Agent is essentially an undercover or embedded agent, working at a police station, hospital, or other anomalous activity hotspot where they can monitor events and notify their superiors of any suspicious activity. These personnel are often unarmed and not equipped to handle any serious anomalous activity; their job is to call for help as soon as something strange starts happening.

The second type of Field Agent is the investigator or detective, a person in a suit or other inconspicuous outfit whose job is to snoop around areas where strange things are suspected to be happening and determine whether the situation is one that the Foundation needs to intervene in. While they may carry some basic weapons, they are not soldiers either; their job is also to make a call for backup when such anomalies are confirmed.

Guards are analogous to a street-patrol police officer; they handle plenty of day-to-day issues that don't involve firing guns or arresting people, such as handling car accident reports and directing traffic. The average street cop isn't necessarily trained or equipped to deal with a serious situation such as an armed robbery at a bank or an active shooter in a public building. Similarly, your regular Security Officer probably only has some basic equipment on him and isn't equipped or trained to deal with a breach of a hostile SCP entity or an attack by an outside enemy.

Response Teams or Tactical Teams are the equivalent of a SWAT Team officer; they have more sophisticated body armor and a variety of weapons and tools to deal with serious incidents. Similarly, it's the Response Teams at a site that are carrying the heavy weapons and can deal with a breach of SCP-682; the job of the Guard(s) in the area is to call for backup and help evacuate non-combatant personnel, not to go toe to toe with the rampaging lizard.

Mobile Task Forces are the equivalent of the FBI, CIA or National Guard; they are the experts from out of town who are called in when an extremely big event happens or if local law enforcement is unable to handle the situation. While this is explained in more detail in the Task Forces guide, the general rule of thumb is that a Mobile Task Force isn't necessarily tied to any specific site, and they are called in where ever they are needed to deal with highly specific or dangerous situations.

Another analogy is that Guards are like Military Police (MPs) on a military base, Response Teams are actual combat infantry units, and Mobile Task Forces are special operations groups such as SEAL Teams or Delta Force.

Yet another analogy is that Guards are like nurses at a hospital, Response Teams are like a primary care or general practice doctor, and Mobile Task Forces are specialists and surgeons.

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Personnel And Character Dossier

Director Jean Karlyle Aktus: Director of Site-81 and a seemingly impossibly old man, known for his analytic approach to containment leading to thorough and successful containment procedures. Aktus serves as the head of the Foundation's Classification Committee, and is also involved with several exotic mobile task forces, including Alpha-9 and Kappa-10.Won't you spare me over ‘til a another year?Director Shirley Gillespie and Dr. Ralph Roget: Director Shirley Gillespie is a part of the oldest guard in the Foundation — holding a directorship in Site-77, a storage facility now disguised as an Amazon.com shipping center, for over fifty years. Although constantly rumored to be retiring, she still exerts influence, sometimes through her grandson, Dr. Ralph Roget.Don't worry, you're going to blow them all away.Director Maria Jones: Director of Records and Information Security Administration (RAISA). Powerful and isolated, Director Jones ultimately controls much of the ebb and flow of information across the Foundation, both inside and between facilities. She has few friends, but is loyal to those few she has. Everyone knows her name as a matter of course, but few people know her.Dr. Tilda D. Moose: Current Site Director of Site-19 and Co-Director of Site-17, having inherited the positions from a string of previous Directors. Stern, anxious, mildly obsessive. Can become overly passionate once something gets her going. Considered to have an outsized degree of influence given relatively short official length of tenure with the Foundation (under a decade). Some of Site-19's bureaucracy sees her as a figurehead, whether accurately or not.You don't need to worry about me. I'm not biting off more than I can chew this time.Director Ruslav Diaghilev: Director Diaghilev has been involved with the Foundation for an unknown period of time, but currently heads the Alchemy Department from Site-127. Director Diaghilev is the resident expert on Alchemical phenomena and has assisted in the containment of several alchemic SCP objects. Additionally any and all alchemic creatures fall under his purview, though outside consultants may be required from time to time.Director Diaghilev is the primary contact and educator for Foundation Alchemists on staff. Any and all requests for consultation can be directed to his office. Additionally, Director Diaghilev is assigned a personal MTF for the assistance in recovery of significant alchemic objects.Alchemy is all around us, and flows through us, constantly striving for balance.FOUNDATION INTERNAL DOSSIER

The Foundation is made up of numerous personnel, each one bringing individual skills and abilities to the fore. Outside of the Foundation, there are thousands of people living in and around anomalous communities. Anartists, magic users and extradimensional beings are but a few instances of what the Foundation has encountered.

THE CONTENT OF THIS DOSSIER IS RESTRICTED TO LEVEL 4 PERSONNEL AND ABOVE.

1. Foundation Doctors And Researchers

Dr. Charles Anborough: Director of Sites 59 and 117, Keter containment specialist. Curious and crippled, a nuclear physicist who can't seem to stay away from cataclysmic threats. Fortunately, through an absurd combination of improvisation and miracles, he seems to be the best man for the job. His sad smile and dry humor belie the confused past of a man always searching for answers.

I fucking hate you!

Dr. Django Bridge: Foundation Archivist. Quiet but influential, with a touch of both melancholy and whimsy. Extraordinary memory. Known to be on a first-name basis with Dr. Bright, and has frequently acted as an informal assistant for him.

Dr. Jack Bright: Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May or may not be friendly and/or terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever 963 has last touched.

I've been with the company for a long time.

Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian: An ethics committee liaison that takes his job only somewhat seriously. He never thought his doctorate in English Literature or his minor in philosophy would actually help him stay employed, but the former got him recruited into the Foundation as a researcher and the latter secured his employment in the long term. Has an unusual interest in puns and the ethical treatment of humanoids.

Dr. Alto Clef: A highly adaptable, clever liar. Former GOC operative, specializing in reality benders. Also former file clerk. Undergone anomalous alterations that provide resistance to reality shifts and prevent his face from being photographed. Has a long and checkered history, and a somewhat hidden streak of self-hatred. Reformed misogynist. Most rumors about him are exaggerated or off-point. Don't call him genre-savvy or enigmatic.

They'll say anything about me.

Researcher Jacob Conwell: Anomalous Materials Analyst. Masters Degree in Analytical Chemistry. Current head of the Site-64 AMat Lab. Frequently called upon, Conwell has made a name for himself in the Foundation as a hard worker.

I'm doing so much these days.

Dr. Kain "Pathos" Crow: Cross-disciplinary wunderkind researcher, specializing particularly in biochemistry and robotics. Rarely, if ever, seen in public. May or may not have been permanently transformed into a dog-like body as the result of a particular anomalous event.

I'm so tired these days.

Dr. Michael Edison: Level-3 Researcher, current head of the Site-19 Metafiction department, as well as its only member. Dr. Edison has received disciplinary action on multiple occasions due to a repeated pattern of unsanctioned and ill-conceived behavior. These behaviors have resulted in temporary reassignment to the Site-██ Antarctic base. His current assignment at Site 19 is contingent on approval from his assigned therapist.

My legends begins in the 12th century...

Dr. Justine 'Jay' Everwood: GoI specialist, very well-read and knowledgable on the many groups of interests the Foundation faces. Is particularly interested in Wondertainment and Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. Is generally approachable but is often lost in thought, be they mundane or fantastical.

Have a wonderful day!

Dr. Chelsea "Photosynthetic" Elliott: Plant specialist, both anomalous and non-anomalous. Dedicated, friendly, prone to tunnel vision. Often in the field; excessively 'hands-on' in her lab and field research, leading to a number of injuries. Scars cover her hands and arms.

We're at the cusp of something here.

Dr. Charles Gears ("COG"): A man strangely lacking in emotional response (to the point of lacking a startle response) and possessing unusual levels of logic and intellect. Former Euclid-class object specialist before having his area of study expanded. Has been deeply involved with research regarding a truly shocking number of SCP objects both major and minor. A figure of great influence in recent Foundation history.

It is not acceptable to inquire that.

Dr. Simon Glass: Head of Psychology. Trusted with performing psychological evaluations of highly ranked Foundation personnel. Very empathetic. Sometimes considered "soft" — and that's true, for a Foundation researcher, but he's still well-trusted. In the course of his interviews, he has gained knowledge of more and more terrible secrets, yet still holds on to both his sanity and empathy.

I talk to everyone, I know everyone...

Dr. Frederick Heiden: Neurology specialist. Anxious, uncertain, empathic, focused on logic. Involved in a number of highly classified projects, despite initially being barred from any non-Safe-classed objects.

Shhhhhh.

Dr. Everett King: One of the Foundation's most experienced mathematicians, Doctor King's reputation has nevertheless been overtaken by his testing record involving unusual results. Despite this, he regularly contributes to internal Foundation intellectual periodicals.

I don't want any more goddamn apples.

Dr. Zyn Kiryu: Highly prolific researcher. Involved in a number of classified Foundation projects. Obsessive, driven, often not eating or sleeping in favor of finishing tasks. Joined the Foundation before finishing her schooling; finished through an accelerated Foundation program. Initially closed-off and withdrawn, but opened up due to a latent ambitious streak. She often volunteers to handle new Foundation member intake, hoping to give new members a positive introduction to an often deeply horrifying organization. Has a private flair for poetry. Has accidentally inherited the absent Dr. Kondraki's affiliation with anomalous butterflies, including SCP-408 after Kondraki's disappearance.

I didn't ask for this.

Dr. Mark Kiryu: Senior researcher and director of an anomalous items processing lab. Upon initial recruitment, had a successful career as a therapist (licensed psychologist). Worked extensively with SCP-1457 in his first years with the Foundation but doesn't talk about that, and has spearheaded several projects involving sapient SCP entities. Cheery attitude and a good listener; looks out for his coworkers and interns like a bit of a mother hen sometimes. Has a ceramic seahorse and potted bamboo on his desk.

Dr. Adam Leeward: Emotionally confused and ethically conflicted humanoid containment specialist from Site-11 and living in Site-81. May or may not have made a few mistakes, may or may not have cleaned up a few mistakes. Not without the standard degree of coldness in personality traits, but with a few (sometimes painful) soft spots.

There's something off about you, Lee.

Dr. Sophia Light: Biologist, surgeon and Site Director with far, far too many secrets. A likeable yet frightening person. Blunt, determined, calculating; good under pressure. Putting effort into remaining friendly and open (and emotionally stable). Bears minor facial scarring, and an old injury in her left hand sometimes impairs its functionality. Somewhat traumatic childhood; caretakers forced her to learn outdoor survival by leaving her stranded in the African wilderness for days on end. Joined the Foundation after a classified anomalous incident that killed eleven people, including her then-fiancee. Currently or formerly romantically linked with Troy Lament.

It's not my fault they want another meeting.

Dr. Samuel M. Lloyd: English memeticist and part-time HMCL Supervisor who shows up all over the place. Likes to keep tabs on whatever's going on, and likes interacting with anomalies more than is good for him. Cynical, self-centred, generally well-meaning but in over his head. Younger than you'd expect.

Just remember...

Dr. Everett Mann: Unconventional medical researcher with few scruples and a specialty in unusual forms of surgery. Jokingly referred to as a "mad scientist". Sometimes not-so-jokingly. (He objects to the term "mad scientist", claiming that "mad doctor" would be more accurate, and further that the difference should be plain to anyone with a proper academic background to speak of.) Easily willing to do monstrous things in the name of research. Possesses a dramatic mustache. Due to his upbringing, his cultural and popular knowledges are woefully out of date, leading to anachronistic and ridiculous situations.

Yes, I wanted to show you what I've been working on.

Dr. Jaime Marlowe: Average researcher, specializing in space-time, extra-dimensional, and visual, spatial, and cognitohazardous anomalies. Previously described as "painfully, painfully, painfully average", notable more for minor interpersonal incidents and inappropriate outbursts when under stress. Marlowe's profile has slightly increased due to apparent unexplained connections to unrelated anomalous events which only appear to have increased in frequency.

Dr. Riven Mercer: Veterinary-focused researcher, the second-in-command of Kiryu Labs. Handles personnel allocation for incoming anomalous item caches, and often goes on outside assignments. Good with animals, and owns a grumpy bearded dragon lizard who lives in the lab.

Technical Researcher David Rosen: Technical Advisor and Researcher. Responsible for ensuring the continued functionality of Site-19's technical infrastructure. Known for being acerbic and marginally accident-prone, he also manages the facilities technical department very well and is widely see as a thrifty leader.

You want me to what?

Dr. Katherine Sinclair: Acting head- and one of only two members- of the Occult Studies and Thaumatology division at Site-87 in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Has been involved in numerous incidents, including the assault on Sloth's Pit by the now defunct Group of Interest Satyr's Reign, and the the 2014 Christmas Incident. Has burn scarring on her forearms from a botched flame ritual.

It's not thaumaturgy, it's magic!

Dr. Connor MacWarren: Active researcher focusing on the development of anomalous technologies on top of being one of the board of directors at Site-98 in Philadelphia. Currently oversees his own department specializing in extradimensional anomalies. Humble, sarcastic, irritable, and absolutely loathes having to repeat himself every time anyone mishears his dry jokes. Former member of the Marine Corps. with a highly-prolific GOC agent for a father, now estranged.

Hear me out: We make this huge sword...

Dr. Johannes Sorts: Memetic specialist and field researcher, with a doctorate in art history. Caucasian, late 30s, unshaven with greying brown hair. Slightly overweight, usually wears a grey cap. Obsessive, cowardly and paranoid in mundane situations, but solid and focused when presented with memetic or information based hazards. Multiple disciplinary reports due to poor choice of action under pressure, including the shooting of a guard while under my influence. Currently under psychiatric evaluation and restricted to safer projects.

The fucking Foundation and that fucking toaster.

Dr. Thaddeus Xyank: Presently low-level but extremely significant Foundation researcher. Specializes in temporal anomalies. Somewhat arrogant and long-winded, but considered an up-and-coming genius.

Where is he? Where isn't he?

Dr. Daniel Asheworth: Thaumaturgist and self-proclaimed alchemist. Stubborn, temperamental, and sometimes arrogant, though usually useful just enough to escape disciplinary action. Born from an unknown American mother and an unknown Polish father in the late 1950s. Suspected of prolonging his youth through anomalous means.

Lead of the Damien Nowak Case. Believed to once have had been a temporary member of the Wanderers' Library and Wilson's Wildlife Solutions, Daniel Asheworth has proven numerous times to be a useful asset in Site-120's operation.

All magic comes with a price...

2. Foundation Agents

Agent Green: Real name classified. Originally a GOC operative responsible for the assassination of reality benders. Became involved with a reality bender creating anomalous art, working with Agent Navarro. Has since become an anart specialist, leading investigations and acting as an advisor to other teams. Good with interrogations, and likes to be in charge. Never seen without a cigarette.

Agent Troy Lament: Containment and recovery specialist. Protege of Dr. Gears after Iceberg's suicide. Deeply scarred due to his experiences at the Foundation. Currently or formerly romantically linked with Sophia Light.

Yeah, what's up?

Agent Sasha Merlo: Cyber Operations Specialist. Current commander of MTF Gamma-13 (Asimov's Lawbringers). Cheerful, if rather dry and sarcastic. Several disciplinary reports for reckless actions during MTF field operations. Current support from Site-64's Director Holman suggest potential for eventual promotion to administrative duties in the future.

Agent Navarro: Originally captured as a Person of Interest in Portland, Oregon in mid-2004, and acted as a double agent for the Foundation until he was officially employed in late-2005. Called in as a specialist in cases of anomalous art, also acts as liaison between the Foundation and various anartists. Friendly and easy-going to the point of bordering fault. Easily recognized by his perma-stubble.

I'm being serious guys.

Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich "Waxx" Strelnikov: Former Site Security Director, most famously former acting Site Director of Site-19. Former leader of now-disbanded MTF Red Dawn. Russian in origin, operated extensively in Eastern Europe. Strange sense of humor; subject of numerous infamous practical jokes. Now happily retired with a large pension.

The only thing worse than killing an innocent girl

Agent V. A. LaFerrier: Agent LaFerrier is a bug in the system. We don't really know their first name, but we know it begins with V. We don't really know their middle name, but we know it begins with A. We don't really know where they came from. We don't know who hired them. Hell, we don't know their gender — biological or otherwise. What we do know is that they are an astonishingly loyal and skilled agent, no matter what assignment you give to them. They've done their fair share of small and filler assignments, but they've also acted admirably in the field with MTF Pi-1, "City Slickers", MTF Sigma-██, "Working Man", and also with several other MTFs. How Agent LaFerrier maintains being an agent in multiple MTFs is unclear.

We need to keep them a secret...

Agent Cyrus Trauss: In enlisting only a few months before secrecy was compromised, Trauss never had a chance to experience the Foundation away from the scrutinizing eye of Site-42's surrounding towns. Outspoken and personable in his youth, he served to provide an example of the Foundation's newer, publicity-friendly attitude; though as the organization's political needs changed, the type of loyalty he showed was more directly utilized.

This isn't the Foundation I knew.

Specialist Rhianne Watson: A thaumaturgy specialist working with Lambda-14, since their first encounter with the Ambrose Restaurant GoI. Known for her quick temper, but has been known to be more lighthearted at times.

3: Foundation Administrators

Won't you spare me over ‘til a another year?

Director Shirley Gillespie and Dr. Ralph Roget: Director Shirley Gillespie is a part of the oldest guard in the Foundation — holding a directorship in Site-77, a storage facility now disguised as an Amazon.com shipping center, for over fifty years. Although constantly rumored to be retiring, she still exerts influence, sometimes through her grandson, Dr. Ralph Roget.

Don't worry, you're going to blow them all away.

Director Maria Jones: Director of Records and Information Security Administration (RAISA). Powerful and isolated, Director Jones ultimately controls much of the ebb and flow of information across the Foundation, both inside and between facilities. She has few friends, but is loyal to those few she has. Everyone knows her name as a matter of course, but few people know her.

Dr. Tilda D. Moose: Current Site Director of Site-19 and Co-Director of Site-17, having inherited the positions from a string of previous Directors. Stern, anxious, mildly obsessive. Can become overly passionate once something gets her going. Considered to have an outsized degree of influence given relatively short official length of tenure with the Foundation (under a decade). Some of Site-19's bureaucracy sees her as a figurehead, whether accurately or not.

You don't need to worry about me. I'm not biting off more than I can chew this time.

Director Ruslav Diaghilev: Director Diaghilev has been involved with the Foundation for an unknown period of time, but currently heads the Alchemy Department from Site-127. Director Diaghilev is the resident expert on Alchemical phenomena and has assisted in the containment of several alchemic SCP objects. Additionally any and all alchemic creatures fall under his purview, though outside consultants may be required from time to time.

Director Diaghilev is the primary contact and educator for Foundation Alchemists on staff. Any and all requests for consultation can be directed to his office. Additionally, Director Diaghilev is assigned a personal MTF for the assistance in recovery of significant alchemic objects.

Alchemy is all around us, and flows through us, constantly striving for balance.

4: Person Of Interest

Vincent Anderson: Highly intelligent, cybernetically augmented, and a skilled thaumaturgist, Vincent Anderson is the Founder and CEO of the Anderson Robotics Group of Interest. Most of Anderson's interactions with the Foundation have been in retaliation to Foundation efforts to contain his operation, including multiple security breaches, and impersonation of Foundation personnel by Saker Androids. Anderson currently maintains strong business ties with MC&D and has numerous supporters within the Maxwellist Church.

Chaz Ambrose: Owner and occasional chef of the Ambrose Restaurant Group of Interest. Rumored to be far more (Or less) moral than initially suspected.

Adrian Baudin: A solitary anomalous artist of minor repute. Baudin's status is unknown following the events of the Greenwich Incident, with which he was tangentially involved. Currently believed to be in hiding, detained, or deceased.

Regardless, Baudin is not believed to pose a threat to Foundation interests.

Alexei Belitrov, "Father Anvil," "Roach": Contained at Site-17 as SCP-2273 in most observed reality constructs. Classified as a Type-C Sapient Anomaly, Alexei Belitrov has been compliant and cooperative with the Foundation in Baseline reality and most observed derivatives. He is fluent in Russian and German and has excelled in his English lessons. Alexei is believed to be of extra-universal origins and claims to have a military background. Mr. Belitrov has a general aversion to violence. However, if his claims of combat experience and memory retention are to be believed, it is likely that Alexei Belitrov remains capable of acts of armed violence.

Additionally, in Reality Construct FZ27GO, multiple persons resembling Alexei Belitrov spontaneously manifested, and were frequently sighted fighting at nighttime. In most occasions, these iterations of Alexei Belitrov are accompanied by a unidentified human with a red tattoo on one of their hands.

Reverend Archon Celebration "Big Cheese" Horace: A humanoid entity currently located in SCP-1982. Acts in a similar manner to Southern Baptist preachers, but is heavily implied from their sermons to be of Fifthist faith. Evidence from other anomalies suggests that their influence is not limited to SCP-1982, though there is no physical evidence of this. Likewise, their status as a human is unconfirmed.

Alison Chao, "The Black Queen": Highly intelligent, highly driven, and possesses extensive knowledge of Foundation structure, activities, and contained items. Sometimes said to be highly malevolent, murderous, and destructive; sometimes said to be more benevolent, even assisting some Foundation endeavors in secret. Involved with many major GOIs and world governments. Seems to be aiming to take down the Foundation. Maybe. For more information on the Black Queen, see the GOI entry.

Dad?

A Kind Man: This is not an entry; it is a hole where someone has passed through on their journey as they seek a story that they love enough to stay with 'till The End.

Their footsteps can still be felt, impressed into the pages.

Lord Blackwood: Gentleman-explorer turned sea-slug, known for Munchausean tales of adventure and derring-do in exotic lands.

I dare say, there must be more to it than that!

The Black Rabbit Company (Space Wizard and the Commando Catgirls): A sextet of anarchist cyborg troublemakers (Boss, Momoko, Hana, Nanami, Tomi, and Wizard) out to stick it to the man and get into space while doing so. Armed with guts, hot bloodedness, and many, many bullets.

An adaptation by Bones Studio of their rumored spaceship theft has been confirmed for the winter 2018 season never.

Ruiz Duchamp: Obscure anartist. Dead.

Veronica Fitzroy: Anartist musician, partially responsible for the creation of SCP-952. In custody following two failed suicide attempts Missing, presumed dead.

Herman Fuller The Man With The Upside-Down Face & Icky the Magic Clown: Believed to be the current leaders of Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting. Icky serves as the Ringmaster, whereas the Man With The Upside-Down Face works behind the scenes.

Icky is believed to be one of many ontokinetic humanoids employed as Clowns by the Circus, though investigations have led the Foundation to believe she was originally a non-anomalous girl named Veronica Mason. She is often accompanied by her stage assistant and lover, Li'l Lollipop, another ontokinetic humanoid. Lollipop's affliation with the Ringmaster appears to have granted her a privileged status in the Circus as well.

To date, the Foundation has been unable to confirm any information regarding The Man With The Upside-Down Face, including whether or not his face is actually upside-down.

L.S.: One of the more radical leaders of the Serpent's Hand, known for never being seen. L.S.'s followers receive letters, books, artifacts, and other gifts from their mysterious leader, but no one can quite remember what L.S. looks like - though some swear they have met "him" or "her" or "them". Possesses a talent for seriously breaching Foundation security; has never been witnessed or captured.

I'm not anything like you expected

Midnight: Sapient female cat, well-regarded member of the Serpent's Hand. Known to have some anomalous abilities due to thaumaturgical training, or "magic". Expert on "Ways". (See files on the Wanderer's Library.)

Are you expecting me to meow?

Mr. Marshall, Mr. Carter, and Mr./Ms. Dark: The leaders of Marshall, Carter and Dark. Little information is known on any of the members. Reports on Marshall and Carter have been wildly inconsistent. A number of reports characterize Carter as wheelchair-bound, and presenting Marshall as younger; these reports are contradicted completely by other sources saying exactly the opposite. For more information on Marshall, Carter, and Dark, see the GOI entry.

The esteemed Misters Marshall, Carter...

"Nobody": An individual who appears to be under anomalous effects partially stripping them of their identity in exchange for anomalous ability. May or may not be multiple people (but only one at a time). Usually reported as an unidentifiable European man dressed in a grey suit and fedora (with the notable exception of an equally unidentifiable woman in a grey suit, fedora, and purple tie). For more information on Nobody, see the GOI entry.

Nobody knows.

Saturn Deer: Saturn Deer is a serial reincarnator and oftentimes false prophet. Possesses vaguely understood abilities to control written texts, abilities which are directly connected to his hugely overblown ego. His motivation is either to scam someone, to humiliate someone, or both.

The Serpent's Nest: A small group of Serpent's Hand leaders. No names have been discovered, but figures that have repeatedly been reported include a bipedal female bull moose, a patchwork man, a satyr, and "the silver woman", always accompanied by a varying cast of other Hand members.

Baron Löwen Silberescher: A wealthy Lithuanian baron who has been extremely helpful to local Foundation assets. Instrumental in retrieving a number of significant SCP items, including a number located continents away.

It's so hard for me to hear them these days

Sylvain: Bird Mage in training, uses "Ailier" as a courtesy surname when prompted (allegedly, his family name is something that only birds can pronounce correctly). Is noted to have lots of random friends who live in the forest. A Serpent's Hand affiliate and Wanderers' Library associate, Sylvain occasionally interferes with Foundation agents.

Kenneth Spencer & Robin Thorne: A pair of UIU agents assigned to Three Portlands. Both agents and their investigations are of continuing interest to the Foundation. They have collaborated with the Foundation on several occasions, including playing an instrumental role in the joint Foundation/UIU raid of Anderson Robotics World Headquarters. Additionally, both agents are members of Joint Task Force Delta-3 ("Organic Free Trade"), with Agent Spencer assuming command of the task force during operations in Three Portlands.

Agent Thorne is a natural thaumaturge of moderate ability with extensive occult training; Agent Spencer is believed to be non-anomalous, but has significant experience in paranormal affairs. Both agents make extensive use of paratechnology and occult devices in the field, employing a number of custom items in addition to their standard issue UIU equipment. They should both be considered roughly equal to a Foundation agent in terms of capability and effectiveness.

Dr. S. Vang: Specializes in memetics, and by all accounts was an an excellent researcher, despite a poor memory and poor social skills. Defected from the Foundation and is currently considered missing and dangerous.

Tim Wilson: A Southern animal caretaker and founder of a wildlife solutions company based in Oregon, Tim Wilson is primarily on the side of the protection of normalcy and is responsible for some Safe and Euclid-class animal objects based in Oregon.

Dr. Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, PhD: A young woman of considerable creative potency. Not an ordinary toy maker by any stretch of the imagination. Always accompanied by her ever-unflappable assistant, Emma Aieselthorpe-Brown, and her pet corgi(s), Jeremy.

Her connection to the "Little Mister" series in indirect, detoured through an older bearer of the Wondertainment name - she is but one of many to bear the moniker.

"Agent Priscilla Locke": Alleged to be a Foundation agent of an alternate timeline. A transgender high school student matching the description of "Agent Locke" was reported missing in 1996. Her remains were recovered and identified by former MCF Director and sibling Rhiannon Locke. Ms. Locke claimed no knowledge of recent sightings of Priscilla Locke or her alleged involvement with the Manna Charitable Foundation. "Agent Locke" may or may not be in possession of Foundation property and an as-of-yet unrecovered anomalous object referred to as "Anabasis".

Martina Bauer, "Spiffy Dodger": Former Manna Charitable Foundation operative. Current affiliation and whereabouts unknown. Key figure in the MCF-backed investigation of a group of interest known as "The Stuff Industry". She is believed to have had previous dealings with the Foundation, either under an alias or through a third party source. Described variously as being tall, short, red-haired, blue-haired, blonde, "beautiful", and variously missing an eye, nose, or teeth. Believed to suffer from asthma and/or frequent panic attacks. Only certainties are that she is narcissistic and insufferably annoying, and always manages to avoid getting arrested.

Dr. Darryl Loyd: A supposed former researcher that was at some point attached to the Foundation. There are conflicting documents as to what position he worked in, and to date paperwork has been found that associates him with the Memetics Department and the Anomalous Items office, as well as the Department of Para-Archeology.

Supposedly he has died, but this information is conflicting as well. His remains were found at Site-███ following the activation of its onsite nuclear device. But he was also confirmed to have been executed due to his role in starting an MK-Class Scenario. Additionally, the body of a researcher from early in the Foundation's history shares the name and DNA of modern records of Loyd. Little else is currently known about this figure.

Richard Davis Chappell:A Type-Green reality bender. The founder and former leader of GoI-001, the Chicago Spirit. Regarded as the first major paracriminal, he ran the country's largest criminal empire during the American Prohibition era by buying and selling anomalies while hiring a variety of anomalous individuals as enforcers. His reign came to an abrupt end after being arrested in a Foundarion raid in 1938. Once classified as SCP-048-ARC, the disappearance of his ontokinetic capability has lowered him to Person of Interest status. Current whereabouts and status classified.

What the schoolmasters don't tell you is that genius is something you're born with.

dado: A para-"pharmaceutical" manufacturer. Sells items such as migraine medication, energy drinks, hair growth gel, donuts, and fast food.

Owns an interdimensional grocery store run by robots and is business partners with a hamster. He may or may not have turned a man into a pepper.

u is need something from dado?

5: Former Personnel

In retirement or death, no rank distinction is made.

General ██████ Bowe, ████: More than anyone, the man who represents the old sins of the Foundation. Promoted after the death of his father, General Stan Bowe, by the effects of SCP-935. As his father's protege, he was assigned as the head of the Bowe Commission, which began for murky still-classified reasons and expanded in scope under the younger Bowe, ending with a nearly sole focus on weaponizing SCP objects before its dissolution. Has since left the Foundation.

ACCesDend

Agent Jack "PoorYoric" Dawkins: Generally referred to as Yoric. Known for his murky past and harsh, incisive attitude. Former protege of Dr. Bright. Now vanished.

Don't worry guys, I'm still around.

Mr. David Eskobar: Former head researcher for GOI Alexylva University. Missing and presumed killed during a Site-38 containment breach.

Dr. "Iceberg": Egotistical, narcissistic former protege of Dr. Gears. Eventually committed suicide due to the stress of working under Gears; replaced by Agent Lament. Denied promotion due to usefulness as Gears' assistant. All the way up until the day he shot himself.

Dr. R. Gerald: Former Head Research Assistant. A good researcher, but notorious for involvement in a number of high-profile dangerous accidents. Now retired.

Agent Bantay Masipag: Former Site-19 Security Agent. Obtained the SCP-148 ("Telekill") anomaly from Prometheus Labs for the Foundation through unknown means. Now retired.

Dr. Agatha Rights: Developed a remarkable reputation as a researcher-analyst and became an influential Site Director before disappearing under murky circumstances. Known for being extremely empathetic towards Foundation personnel and anomalous humanoids.

Agent Max Lombardi: Gruff, plain-speaking, down-to-earth veteran "agent's agent". Now deceased.

But...

Dr. Kondraki: Former Site Director of Site-17. Extremely controversial figure who vanished from the Foundation some time ago. Ambitious, artistic, chaotic, paranoid, anti-social, spiteful; seen by many as an archetypal anti-hero. Known to run roughshod over others; reprimanded for abuse of lower-ranked or newer Foundation employees. A strong flair for the dramatic. An excellent photographer. Formerly associated with SCP-408 to a possibly inappropriate degree. Grew rivals on trees; most famously former rival of Dr. Alto Clef.

I only followed orders!

Researcher James Martin Talloran: A loyal Level 3 Researcher noted for his work with Keter Class objects. Extremely loyal to The Foundation, his family and to his former boyfriend and with a will of steel. He died in mysterious circumstances preventing a containment breach, the details of which are a mystery throughout the Foundation.

I am sick of your horror!

Elizabeth Cooper-Hughes: Graduated from the St. Eustace Academy of Public and Private Service in 2049. Served with USSOCOM during the Extended Balkan Exchange and participated in Korean unification operations. Re-integrated with MTF Alpha-1 following recall and served for six years under the standard-issue pseudonym "Wren." Specialized in personnel control operations and human threat reduction. Commended for skill, efficiency, and exceptional dedication.

Disappeared in 2057 during an investigation into mismanagement of classified information. Current activities are unknown and considered to be a matter of ongoing interest.

6: 05 Command And The Administrator

O5 Command: 13 people who have ultimate control over the Foundation. Unusual personalities with way too much power. They do not and cannot come into contact with any anomalous entities. Mostly everyone is afraid of them. They know absolutely everything there is to know about the Foundation and its activities. They rarely intervene in the containment of SCPs… except when they do. They have their own Mobile Task Force, the Red Right Hand. O5 Command are the masters of the Foundation, and not everyone knows they exist.

Nothing is certain.

"The Administrator": Figure of little-known nature playing a role best understood by O5 Command. Possibly anomalous, possibly multiple people. Once represented the Foundation in meetings with major world government figures; has since relinquished this role.

Why?

[ERROR: UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED]

You know why you're here.

They were never going to give you the whole story. Half of the truth can fool most people, most of the time. They'll just give you enough that you don't keep looking. Especially when it comes to the people with the most to hide.

If you'd like more than stale breadcrumbs, keep reading.

Your friend, —The Black Queen

Full Dossier on O5 Command and The Administrator

7: 05 Command Dossier

HELLO AND WELCOME, FRIEND.

Needless to say, you're not supposed to be viewing these files. I say: take a chance. You've come this far.

Some of the following information is true. Some of it's false, even ridiculous. Sometimes I know for sure, sometimes I don't. Sometimes I'll lie. It doesn't matter. Whatever I've told you here, someone, somewhere believes it. And belief has power.

Realize also that the O5 Council might not even exist.

—The Black Queen

THE CONTENT OF THIS DOSSIER IS RESTRICTED TO >>$ERROR<< PERSONNEL AND ABOVE.

SYSTEM MESSAGE: SECURITY BREACH IDENTIFIED. PLEASE LOG OUT IMMEDIATELY.

8: Overview

The O5 Council. O5 Command. The Overseers. Overwatch.

These are the people who have ultimate control over the Foundation.

Each O5 member knows almost everything there is to know about the Foundation and its activities. Between them all, they know every single secret that the Foundation holds.

Most Foundation personnel spend their entire careers without seeing them. Members below Clearance Level 2 don't even know they exist. Most people outside the Foundation have never heard of them, or don't think they are real.

Almost everyone is afraid of them. An O5 walks into a room, and everyone pisses their pants. That's what happens when you hold supreme power over one of the scariest organizations in world history.

This dossier will show you contradictory reports on each of the O5 Council members.

My research has been comprehensive, but the very nature of my enemy makes it impossible to know which answer, if any, is true.

Perhaps there are multiple individuals sharing each O5 number. Perhaps dozens. But perhaps there is only one. Perhaps only one of each of the reports are true, or all reports are different facets of one person with stand-ins and disinformation stirred in.

Perhaps none of these are true. The end of this dossier presents well-sourced reports that question the veracity of almost every single assumption made here. You must judge carefully.

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