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I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world

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4000cc breast implants :)

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Jan Frans De Boever; ''Un Fantome IV, Le Portrait'', 1910.

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Walther Witting (1864–1940) - Vanitas, c. 1900

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oh shit wait brainblast incoming

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Dracula has everything:

Vampires

Vampire hunters

Romance drama

Polyamory

Medical malpractice

Male friendship

Female friendship

Male and female friendship

A tragedy at sea

Infanticide

Info-dumping about trains

Corn metaphors

One-sided old man yaoi

AND A FREAKING COWBOY

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Ninth House portraits

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Cam's blanket method for Nona probably not as effective as with Alecto

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there's a beast in the pool

jaws theme starts playing in a homoerotic way

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JUST FINISHED THE DEATH SERIES my favorites are definietly Reaper Man and Hogfather

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You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

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My toxic trait is that I am far more interested in the socio-economic and geopolitical implications of ABO settings than the smut.

For example: I can't read any ABO AUs set in England or France because while I can suspend my disbelief far enough for a gender trinary set up, I can't suspend it enough to believe those two countries would still be distinct entities in a alternate history where Richard the Lionheart could have impregnated Philip II.

If there was a viable dynastic future with Richard, Philip would have climbed him like an oak and dragged him to the altar if he had to. It's a match that makes perfect sense from both their point of view: Philip gets Aquitaine back under French rule, the best general in Europe on his council, and powerful check on the Angevians....and unexpectedly (after Henry bites it) the entire Kingdom of England for his Capetian dynasty. Richard meanwhile gets to stick it to his father, secure Aquitaine's prosperity, and gets the leverage to start pushing for his mother's release. Then when Henry kicks the bucket Richard doesn't actually have to be King of England in anything but name: Philip can run the countries and unify the Crowns and what not while Richard runs off to go Crusading.

Plus they also like, loved each other and stuff and being able to get to be together long term instead of being torn apart by politics would have been cool. But I'm mainly obsessed with the historical implications and dynastic implications.

All this to say any ABO au set in England or France should mention that doesn't have them united as a singular Anglo-Frank empire is doing it wrong.

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Gustave Dore's illustration for Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream', (1832 - 1883).

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Shirō Kasamatsu (1898-1991)

"Corridor," woodblock print, nd

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generative ai replaces human art with meaningless slop and the data centres it runs on pollute the environment, we all hate generative ai