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I know you have a bit of trauma about people in your cave, so I just wanted to tell you, Nobody's in your cave with you!

YOU FUCKING WHAT!?

I'M GONNA GET THAT LITTLE BITCH-

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He always sends his pets instead of visiting

It's so horrifying seeing people glorifying the odyssey. Homer slandered me so hard and y'all just went along with it. He blinded me you know. And I didn't do anything to deserve it.

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I have never had egg salad! Sheep don't lay eggs. However if you ever come by my cave with some, I'll happily trade you some cheese for it! Xenia egg salad!

Does the gimmickverse have any egg salad opinions?

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Did my father send you?

It's so horrifying seeing people glorifying the odyssey. Homer slandered me so hard and y'all just went along with it. He blinded me you know. And I didn't do anything to deserve it.

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You might not have heard me from my cave

how many officalverse people are there now?

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I will put this on the wall in my cave!

Sketched Polyphemus again

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Cave party??

Gimmick Blogs raise your hands

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what kind of cheeses do you recommend next time I'm feeling fancy at the grocery store

Thanks for asking! I don't know much about fancy (or grocery stores), but I'm partial to a sheep's cheese of course! A simple cottage cheese works wonders, but if you're looking for something more solid then you can suspend it in some cheesecloth for a harder cheese. I'm sure you can find similar cheeses at these shops, although homemade is always best in my opinon (just as long as a wandering vagabond liar doesn't come into your cave and steal it from you)!

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what kind of cheeses do you recommend next time I'm feeling fancy at the grocery store

Thanks for asking! I don't know much about fancy (or grocery stores), but I'm partial to a sheep's cheese of course! A simple cottage cheese works wonders, but if you're looking for something more solid then you can suspend it in some cheesecloth for a harder cheese. I'm sure you can find similar cheeses at these shops, although homemade is always best in my opinon (just as long as a wandering vagabond liar doesn't come into your cave and steal it from you)!

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The "i"

If you were a key on a keyboard, what would you be?

(I think @satan-offical would be the caps lock key)

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Thinking about him...

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Well at least somebody remembers my name!

CREATURE????

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Happy hubris month to all mythical and epic heroes. Celebrating all of your downfalls! (Especially nobody).

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Apparently you guys can thank me for this entire trend?!

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I wanna get married so I can answer my spouse's questions with "I have no eye, dear"

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"Have I lost the ability to read, or has the author forgotten that sentence structure is important to understanding language?"

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary