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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN (for the first time ever!)

I have a kofi now! If you’ve ever looked at my art over the years and thought “wow, I wish they could draw something just for me to my exact taste in that captivating style,” you’re in luck — I do that now! And if you ever thought “wow, Cinna’s so cool and fun and I want to pay fealty,” that’s a little peculiar, but I appreciate the sentiment, and now I can accept your tithes! The internet is a marvel.

This is still in early stages, so slots are currently limited while I work out the kinks, but for more information on options and prices, please see below. Thanks!!

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usamerican voice: you see, education in the US is so uniquely evil that its designed to kill ANY wish you have for learning and it uses STANDARDIZED TESTS where you have to just memorize the answer long enough to answer and then forget. this is so unique and Does Not Happen anywhere else in the world,

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you resisted the forcefemmification beams for too long

Nope. Completely incorrect and wrong.

This is a decision that I made for myself. I made this choice because it's who I want to be. Not because someone else wanted me to for their own pleasure.

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are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

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that post that's going around about wikipedia being banned in the UK is driving me insane because of this one stupid line

the fuck do they have to do with this lmfao. like:

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I love themes of repression in horror

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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

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stop saying degenerate you look like a nazi

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do you guys want to know one of the coolest things ever btw. i'm going to tell you either way i just like to give you the illusion of choice

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it’s creepy that so much Art About The Pandemic is about being bored and isolated at home and sourdough starters and not about. people getting sick and dying.

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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REPRESSED CHARACTER WHO PUTS UP A 5000 MILE THICK EMOTIONAL FRONT CRUMBLES INTO PAINFUL VULNERABILITY WITH THE FORCE OF A LANDSLIDE

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you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

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guess who sat down for an hour and finally finished up a wip after months

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

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Americans discover eating outdoors while having a cig