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Nothing like having people ask "Do you like being single?" #are you retarded #short bus window licker
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If one of the first questions you ask me is "Do you like being single?", I'm going to assume you're retarded and left at home by yourself. #Dodgedacoathangerfor9months #Momshouldhavebeenkickedinthestomach #Momshouldhaveswallowed
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If you're gonna come at me asking for a gift card, you ain't gonna like me. #get a job #go bother someone else #who are you
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If the first words out of your mouth after saying "HELLO" are "Are you on Zangi?"..you're blocked in my book. Getting tired of that shit
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If you message me during the night, exampl: 3AM, and then say...are you there, I will DEFINITELY ignore you when I wake up
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Since nobody checks profiles, next person who asks me to download chatting apps gets blocked and reported
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I don't chat on the following:Zangi,Telegram,Signal or Google chat so stop asking
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