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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant
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Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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Everything costs me money and it's not even that good
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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“Ladies love a sharp-eared man”
Happy Pride 😛🖖🏳️🌈
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
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because someone asked how cloaks would work and i had opinions
personally i think around the wing makes the most sense
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I love how all dogs are good dogs - when they're handled right - but they still range from lawful good to chaotic good. Like on one end you've got dogs who are like "I know what you want me to do, but what you are asking would contradict Previously Established Rules, and as much as I love you, I will not compromise my morals even for you, for without them I am nothing", and then there's dogs who are like "I know what you want me to do, but wouldn't it be so fucking funny if instead I did this" and bolt.
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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