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*pops out of my grave* hi guys... can I show you my pajama buddies. the. story premise is they're little critters made of old pjs and blankets who spend the night fighting off bad dreams. and they are my little guys. now they are plushies...

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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I was in the reviews for a listing for a tungsten cube for reasons that are not important, THIS REVIEW IS CRACKING ME UP

Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships. #mycube

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Tumblr fandoms make fun of you if you like male characters or don't think every female character is a lesbian

anon is posting from a beautiful utopia

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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Jealous ragatha

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What if Pomni had a really, really, really big knife