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"Thick thighs save lives" WRONG, I am tryna DIE in there.

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Final Fantasy VIII. 1999.

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putting this on my wall like a live laugh love sign

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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Man my horny ass could never work in the Renault factory in Cléon on Wednesday, the 12th of August in the summer of 2016, at around 15:22 . . .

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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"bred in captivity"? yeah i'm tryinggg

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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

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I have to respect doing the more challenging order of operations.

step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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Let me make this clear. If I see you reblogging Harry Potter, if I see you doing that "Hogwarts house" in bio bullshit, if I see you writing hp fanfic or whatever I assume you are a transphobe. "But it's my special interest!" Don't care. "But it's just fanfic!" Didn't ask. "But I'm trans!" You should know better.

Don't like it? Stop putting the works of the world's worst terf on your blog. I don't care if you pirate it, you're still giving the series continued relevance and you're publicly making yourself look unsafe for trans women to be around.

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they should invent a sunday that doesn’t make you feel completely crushed by the passage of time

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Well, I have a dirty mind. 

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