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I must say, I saw the opportunity and I took it. He would absolutely post this if TikTok existed in BG3

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That Ketheric was almost recruitable is so funny to me in a durgetash context. This old man just having to watch as amnesiac Durge promises Karlach that they’ll totally kill this Gortash guy, all while thinking about how he has unfortunately seen enough to know that this counts as foreplay for his fellow chosen.

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God, I have such admiration for artists, I had an idea for a shitpost that could've been a 20 second joke but I decided to spend 2 days on it instead.

Anyway, some post-Ascension Gate debrief or something idk.

(Taken from this screengrab of We Are Lady Parts S2. dialogue of the century to be honest. the show is an amazing funny and political comfort watch! enjoyers of popular guy x nerdy girl - or popular guy who's actually a loser x nerdy girl - will get an added bonus!)

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couldn’t believe how unbothered all the responses were by being ambushed w this in the middle of a goofy fun circus date like can you NOT ask me that we JUST started holding hands

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...in which they kiss on the mouth, with tongue ✌️

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In which Astarion reads Infernal.

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Companions' Wishes

Wyll:

Shadowheart:

Gale:

Karlach:

Astarion:

Lae'zel:

I just thought these were cool insights on the characters.

(Haven't checked if Lae'zel's options change if she visits the Creche first, but it is too late for that )

Edit: If you are wondering where this is, you should investigate the basement of the apothecary in the Blighted Village.

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So, we all love Gale’s mirror image/simulacrum, and how the ‘certain measure of Gale’s personality’ that he retains is Gale’s sweet, dorky charm…but is Gale himself is aware of this?

I don’t believe we ever see Gale actually interact with his mirror image, as it always appears as a replacement when Gale is elsewhere.

It’s possible Gale has always just assumed he’s created this 100% straightforward, serious mirror image who radiates scholarly intelligence…because surely, that’s the aspect of his personality that it would pull from, right?

Imagine if one night, after Gale and Tav are married and living in Waterdeep, they start reminiscing about their romance. Tav brings up their first night together, and mentions how surprised they were to see Gale’s mirror image standing in his place at camp.

Gale is pleased, and says with a gentle laugh that he hopes Tav wasn’t too intimidated by his simulacrum’s stoic nature.

To which Tav responds oh no, not at all! They loved how adorable he was, and they still remember the cute pose he did to represent Gale’s personality!

Gale (perplexed): …darling, whatever do you mean? What pose…?

Cue Tav, perfectly miming this:

Gale:

HE DID WHAT

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A panel from a comic I posted on my saucy twitter account HERE if anyone above the age of 18 would like to see the full thing

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supplication to the wrong god

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A wip of my oc Anchoretta🖤

I wish order of scribes was a subclass in bg3, She needs her moody spellbook and quill

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astarion: *disapproves*

tav: you DISAPPROVE of tav? after you use her body like the capri sun? oh! oh! jail for boyfriend! jail for boyfriend for One Thousand Years!

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anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!

(inspired by this post:)

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anyway enough posting educational mental health content that links to lifesaving resources. i have to go objectify that wizard

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Tiefling Astarion

Yes or no?