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HELLL YEAH
I just went clubbing
none of the men there could ever compare to you severus my boy my babygirl <3
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When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
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I LOVE YOU BOTH MORE !! :D
I luv my boyfriends :333
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i love my friends guys. i need to hug them and just kinda oomnomnomnom their arms and be so joyous with them
theyre all so cool and i love them ☹️☹️☹️
#i love my friends#sillyposting#joyous#my friends are amazing#im gonna kiss their faces#my silly friends
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reblog if... if f/o... f/o pretty... pretty f/o... f/o... 🥹❤️
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i found youuu :33
-- corvus
HOW DID YOU FIND ME BRO 💔💔💔💔
(i use the same user everywhere it probbaly wasnt hard)
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severus snape is my malewife trust guys hes so stay-at-home husband guys TRUST
we live in a little cottage together and he has a little owl-order buisness under a fake name where he does potions for varying prices. i make the main income and we have a little grey kitten and the cat likes him more than me. its after the war and no one really knows severus still lives except for me and him and MAYBEEEEE harry (hes our child trust i semi-adopted him)
he doesnt leave the house because he doesnt like many people and wants people to think he is dead but he does go in the muggle world occasionally for groceries or to get a little present because he DOES love me guys but only small ones "so i dont get a big head" trust trust hes my malewife i love him
#pro severus snape#severus snape#i love snape#harry potter#delusional#snape love#malewife severus snape#stay at home snape#hes literally perfect#harry is our child#harry james potter#severus tobias snape
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hi we got bored so im making an intro post!!
we are a undiagnosed DID system of 80+, collectively going by Morbius & Tomas + he/it/bite/poise!
we are diagnosed with adhd, asd (autism), gad (anxiety) and mdd (depression). we're collectively unlabeled sexuality and a genderfluid genderhoarder !! UPDATE WE'RE TAKEN IM SO JOYOUS
the body is 15. please keep in mind, we are a minor and not the age of consent (16) nor an adult (18). dont be a freak in our dms nor in our comments. we make nsfw jokes to cope and because theyre lowkey funny,,,
we LOVE harry potter, percy jackson, mha, and marvel (though we've watched barely anything of it. in the fandom theough fanfiction and edits LMAO😭). our spexial interest is harry potter (and lowkey severus snape of it isnr obvious)
please avoid this account if you're over the age of 20, use fonts (we struggle reading those), use slurs you cannor reclaim, fat shame, anti petre / agere, treat alters like their source, are radqueer or use transid labels, are an endogenic system (or supporter), or are a weirdo.
our main ships we read are drarry, lunarry, lunny (ginny x luna), tomarry, snupin, wolfstar, snarry, fred x harry x george, lucius x harry x snape, ron x draco, ronmione, percico, percabeth, perpollo, and probably more but who knows /silly
#op is a minor#op is a system#op is autistic#actually adhd#actually autistic#op is a proshipper#in the sense ship wtv you want idgaf#but dont put it in my face if i say i dont like it yk#i wouldnt so that with mine#op is a comshipper#in denial#op is a darkshipper#in denial pt2#anti endo#anti nontraumagenic#anti nonsense#anti harassment#pro severus snape#i love snape#hes literlaly me trust#op has shit typing
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What if MC was in an awkward situation when they got summoned to Devildom? I mean for all we know they could have been in the shower, getting some D, brushing their teeth, getting married?
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Satan: (holding up Mc) does this look like a murderer to you
Lucifer: it's Mc everybody knows they kill somebody the first chance they'll get
Mc: (sticking out their tongue)
Lucifer: acting cute won't help your case
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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Imagine Gordon Ramsey trying Solomons cooking.

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan
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