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NF&NT dynamic

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MBTI cheat sheet

xxFP: down to clown but also care about you

xxFJ: goody-two-shoes. knows what they’re doing

xxTP: absolute train wreck

xxTJ: All business, no bullshit. Thinks they’re better than you 

(and they just might be)

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INTJ: *cold, calculating, remorseless.*

Also INTJ: *sobs uncontrollably for several days because of a Mars rover running out of battery*

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You know you're obsessed with personality theories when

Person: so... What's your type?

Me: MBTI type or Enneagram type?

Person: what

Me: what

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The biggest INFP problem

The most excruciating stereotype of INFP is that we are “pure” “innocent” “cinnamon rolls”, as if we are these adorable little cuties who are so naive to the world any bit of darkness, pain, cruelty, and reality sends us into a sobbing self isolation.

In reality most of the INFPs I’ve met, including myself, have been exposed to some of the darkest things a person can imagine and behind our glossed over eyes is a very serious and well grounded understanding of the putrid parts of humanity we’ve been exposed too.

Our warm, friendly, kind behavior isn’t innocence, it’s our rebellion against cruelty, our openness isn’t stupidity, it’s awareness of the limits of human logic and the desire to seek the truth, our laughter and goofy behavior isn’t happiness or naivety, it’s our way of protecting others from the suffering that envelops our mind on a constant basis. We’re lost inside our heads because we’re under constant battle to remain a positive, loving, individual and creative person despite how difficult it is in this world to do so.

Is it really any wonder INFPs can have such high values or morals? We don’t want others to experience what we have, if we don’t have these values what’s left is for us is to become what’s given us this pain.

We aren’t weak little cinnamon rolls, were fighters and protectors. We’re so much more than little soft squishy pals with pockets of multi colored gel pens and poetry notebooks. This is our exterior warmth that glows, burns, and refuses to go out no matter the coldness we’ve encountered and I think we should be recognized for our strength to bear the weight of the world on our shoulders rather than being looked at as little cry babies who can’t take an insult or can’t handle our own emotions.

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me

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Me trying to get out of any social situation:

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Sensors outnumber Intuitives irl but Intuitives run the internet so idk who’s winning

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MBTI types as some of Queen’s songs

We Are The Champions: ENTJ, ENFJ I Want To Break Free: ISFP, INFP Another One Bites The Dust: INTP, INTJ Somebody To Love: ESFJ, ISFJ We Will Rock You: ISTP, ESTP Bohemian Rhapsody: INFJ Living On My Own: ISTJ I Want It All: ESTJ Don’t Stop Me Now: ESFP, ENFP The Show Must Go On: ENTP

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INFP/Bisexual/Cyberpunk Aesthetic for anon

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The Essence of the Functions:

MBTI.

Te: Get it done. NOW.

Ti: Actually, that is not correct…

Ne: This reminds me so much of *insert movie, book and/or show*!!

Ni: I’m three steps ahead of you.

Se: I can do it.

Si: …how do you not know this?

Fe: How are you doing?!?!

Fi: I’m okay…*proceeds to sulk*

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INTJ Stuff

Me, to anyone who says that true knowledge means “to feel something deep in your heart”:

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MBTI - Estetica - natura

xSFJ

xSTJ

xNFJ

xNTJ

xSFP

xSTP

xNFP

xNTP

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What every type secretly wants you to know

SUBMITTED by Steve

INTJ: “We are not robots” It’s funny to me that INTJs always get this reputation of being the most emotionally cold, misanthropic of types when in actuality their feeling function is not even their inferior. Most INTJs are very passionate people. They love what they love and usually focused on how to help. It’s just not written on their foreheads like other types. But their actions usually speak much louder than words.

ENTJ: “We care about people” ENTJs may have an appearance of being stone cold business types, but like all EJs, pretty much everything they do is ultimately in the service of helping others. Hell, a lot of times your typical ENTJ loses themselves because they are too concerned in fixing everyone else’s problems that they forget to take care of themselves. 

INTP: “Do not dismiss our advice” INTPs are unfortunately stereotypically known as nerds, gamers and sometimes, crackpot conspiracy theorists and they often come off as if they couldn’t care less what others think. But if they “meddle” in your affairs, you should actually lend an ear because chances are they know how to fix your problems and offer valuable insights like you never thought was possible. And no, not just the “my laptop crashed, how do I fix it?” advice. Like, actual personal. self-growth stuff. 

ENTP: “We want what’s best for society” I’m an avid fan of Bill Maher (whom I believe to be an ENTP). And behind his sarcasm, cynicism, nihilism and foul mouth, a bottom line I always discern is that he is deeply bothered by the state of the world and wish we could all just…..get our sh*t together, you know. This rings true for the average ENTP. They may act as though they don’t care, but they are more often than not really disturbed by how mankind constantly sabotages itself on their way to a perceived Utopia and secretly wished they could set things straight and make sure all of us are happy and thriving together. 

INFJ: “We believe there is a logical solution to all of life’s problems” INFJs can often come off as too idealistic for their own good or detached from reality when in fact they know how to fix problems. They are as such life’s natural mechanics who know there is a way to fix everything or improve what’s flawed. They are often dismissed unfortunately because their thinking is ahead of the times. 

ENFJ: “We’re actually fun” As all EJ types, ENFJs can appear at times too serious and controlling. That’s only because they have a work hard, play hard attitude which is usually associated with TJ types. ENFJs typically give in to the finer things life has to offer and want you to join them. 

INFP: “Don’t under-estimate us” If you visit MBTI related sites on the internet, chances are you see lots of praises thrown their way. Yet, they always seem to be excluded as being competent in most areas of life such as business, care-taking, athletics etc. Every INFP knows they have the drive to make things happen and you best believe they’ll do it once they have gathered everything they need to do so. 

ENFP: “We actually thought of everything” Unicorns, shiny colored-bubbles, Star Wars fandom, incessant ramblings…. is often what one thinks the typical ENFP mind is made of. In reality they are much more attuned to what’s happening in real time than people think. So much so, that they will spot what many of us miss and bring it to our attention. They may not be experts are tying up loose ends but sure are keen at spotting them. I know several ENFPs in white-collar types of business as they naturally get a grasp of all the information that is floating around and find a way to tie it all up together. They’ll point out factors you dismissed and ask how you plan how tying them together, which can be a very humbling experience if you’re one of those “On top of things” people. 

ISTJ: “You mean something to us” Despite their cold and aloof demeanor, if an ISTJ keeps you around in their lives despite you having cause them woes and setbacks, then that’s because they really like you. If you were not worth it, Te would have called it quits a long time ago, but they’re still there because you are much more valuable to them than they let it known. They see you as some type of pillar in their inner experience that needs to be kept around for reasons that are difficult even for them to understand. ISTJs tend to see themselves as “flawed” in one way or another, so they can keep less-than-perfect people around them because they can step back easily and realize everyone has a broken side to them, so contrary to their high and mighty judgmental persona, they may actually very often believe “Who am I to judge?”

ESTJ: “We’re only hard on you because we care” I could practically copy/paste what I said about ENTJs here. if an ESTJ is being critical of you, it’s because they want to help and fix your shortcomings. If they don’t do that, then they’ll instead want to be that person you can go to, to have fun, unwind and relax with. True to the “drill sergeant” stereotype, ESTJs do indeed have a hard time helping people without coming off as some sort of disciplinarian, but their motives are always pure in nature. If they tell you you need a good kick in the a** to get your life straight, it actually comes from a place of love as otherwise, they simply wouldn’t bother. 

ISFJ: “We can be seriously assertive” Of all 16 types, ISFJ unfortunately seem to be portrayed as the ultimate doormats. They are soft, over-welcoming and self-sacrificing, often excusing, if not, enabling people’s negative behaviors because they love them. That is of course, very untrue. Hell hath no fury like an ISFJ crossed. They are very high standard people and if you violate said standards you’re in for a can of whoopass. Unlike what the stereotypes say, ISFJs are actually very independent, so if they decide they don’t need you, you will indeed never hear from them ever again.  

ESFJ: “We thrive in the business world” So what are ESFJs good at? Baking cookies, organizing a secret party for Sheila’s 40th birthday and of course, taking care of multiple kids. And yet, most ESFJs I know are big time corporate shots with a yearly salary that makes me rage with envy. Why? Because they are natural people persons who know how to navigate any kind of social system plus they have Si reliability and dutifulness. Along with being highly sensitive to how they are perceived by others, this creates the perfect storm for someone who’s hungry to prove themselves to others and thrive in any setting they are thrust upon. 

ISTP: “We have a deep artistic side” ISTPs prefer you see them as very down-to-Earth people who fix any problem on a concrete/mechanical level. But Se is highly attuned with aesthetics and ISTPs therefore feel a need to express this. Whether it is painting, song-writing, playing an instrument, writing poetry, your average ISTP will find this uncontrollable need to express themselves in a way beyond simply fixing your car engine. 

ESTPs: “We will help you in your darkest hour”. So anecdote… not once but twice in my life I told an ESTP type that I was going through financial difficulties and they offered me a handsome sum of money or even staying at their place as to help me get me back on my feet. I refused, of course, but this still speaks volume about the average ESTP’s character. When you’re down on your luck, they seem to have absolutely no problem sacrificing part of themselves to help you out. This definitely alleviates that hedonistic, manipulator image they often have going for them. 

ISFP: “We want you to love us for who we are” Of all entries, this one seems to be the least surprising. But if you have an ISFP in your life, chances are they walk around like they couldn’t care less what you think about them. But that isn’t true. ISFPs are constantly torn between following their heart but at the same time, wanting you to support them in whatever it is they do or plan and when you don’t. let alone cut them down, it is really hurtful to them. This is why you should always try to meet an ISFP halfway. It’ll help them grow as a person but also let them know that you care. 

ESFP: “We have no problem being leaders” If you meet an ESFP in their early 20’s, then chances are they represent every stereotype known of them, being this fun loving party type without a care in the world. If you know a mature ESFP however, you may be surprised by how corporate, serious and strong willed they can be. That’s because Se/Te is a combination that is extremely keen on ambition and making things happen, which is why a mature ESFP may often come across as a stereotypical ENTJ (their shadow type). Do not take them lightly because their sense of realism is often unparalleled. Hell, I know some ESFPs who make your typical ENTJ come off as a day dreaming slacker by comparison.  

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INTJ Expectations vs Reality

Expectations:

- A robot in human form lacking access to emotional database

- The definition of hermit

- Super smart

- Doesn’t need affirmation/affection

- Loves debates, arguing

- superior human complex

- Mysterious, hard to get to know deeper

Reality:

- Has emotions that resurface when it involves animals, sadness of humanity, or protective of someone they love (Tert Fi)

- Shows love through action more than words; not necessarily NEEDS but appreciates affection

- Smart but only cares for things that matter to them or interests them. Usually they’re naturally drawn to sciences, philosophy, politics, etc. but they are actually very lazy or don’t try much for academics/structured school environments (Dom Ni: organized in the mind vs environment)

- Could care less about what they wear every day, but get perfectionist in doing something trivial like building a desk

- True, they love arguing for just the sake of intellectual discussion and is usually not personal at all (Aux Te)- but this does not mean they’re immune to conflict. In fact, many are very avoidant until they explode or walk away thinking they’re in the right

- Has insecurities they’re never willing to admit (Tert Fi) , may feel things they do are meaningless on the daily (Dom Ni) and low-key have symptoms of depression without realizing they have them (lacking purpose in life, no motivation, anti-social/isolation from outside contact, bad sleeping patterns).

-Also could talk forever about marvel, Star Wars, some interesting theory they have been thinking about, games, anime…. *insert nerdy topic here* but be silent like for a week

-They only open up to a select few, but could talk to anyone really about ideas/impersonal matter. If you want to befriend one, make sure it’s one-on-one and ask them interesting questions! Then wait like 5 years to feel like a good friend (lol)

~ ENFJ Bunny

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Descriptions from PokePlace.