⧼⠀⠀AC:⠀WEBBERGAMING⠀⠀⧽YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, PRESTON ALWAYS GETS HIS PREY.
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PRESTONS HOME!!
i love prestons hourglass so much its not even funny i DESPERATELY need more content of this game
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THE GANGS ALL HERE!!!
2025 IS THE YEAR OF PRESTON BABY HERE WE GO!!!!
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happy new years eve!!
2025 YEAR OF PRESTON BABY!!!!!
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hello Ramirez... it is i, GREENSTON!!
i am simply here to ask if you are ready for my EVIL SCHEME to commence... for once it is complete your fame shall be GONE!! AND IT WILL BE MINE FOR THE TAKING!!!! NYEH-HEH-HEHAHAH!!!!!
"WHAT. THE. FUCK."
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preston do you have any Christmas memories to share
"…"
"NO."
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how's the wife
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, DON'T YOU? DON'T FUCKING TEST ME."
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Preston, why is your ex-wife so goddamn hot?
"OH, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO HELL."
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preston whats your favourite horror movie? since youre a scary bloke yourself i want to hear your opinion
"WELL, I'D SAY I ENJOY THE ORIGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET MOVIE. THE REST OF THE MOVIES IN THE FRANCHISE? THEY'RE FUCKING MEDIOCRE."
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"HEY, YOU THIEVES. GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS? THE WORST FUCKING DAY EVER. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I SO FUCKING DO."
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preston who do you hate more? banban or dumb dog?
"BANBAN. BANBAN 100%. I HAVE A BOILING HATRED FOR BOTH, BUT, TO PICK ONE, IT'D BE BANBAN. IN A HEARTBEAT."
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how much hourglass would a preston preston if a preston could preston hourglass
"GET OUT OF MY CATACOMBS."
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KILL ME. KILL ME NOW. DO IT DO IT NOW
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
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whats Your thoughts on uncle samsonite
"DON'T EVEN START."
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Cats or dogs?
"I GUESS I PREFER DOGS OVER CATS. THEY'RE MORE ENJOYABLE TO BE AROUND. CATS JUST … STARE AT ME ALL THE TIME. I DON'T LIKE IT."
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Preston, when are you going to pay your FUCKING alimony??? ...Asking for a friend.
"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!"
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kill that stupid fucking purple thing please
"I WOULD, BUT EACH TIME I LOOK AT IT ... GOD. IT'S LIKE IT JUST DISAPPEARS. I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING IT."
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