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where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
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Yeah, I'm the guy they pay to make the floors at movie theaters sticky. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it.
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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this
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my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged
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