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"Oooh my image would be tainted! Ruined! I'd be shunned and to never come back into the public eye!" Klavier is even managing fake tears, throwing his arms up. He was about to hug Simon to cry into his shoulder - probably even beginning to mutter nonsense about how the world is so cruel to the monochrome man - but decided against it and just. Awkwardly lowered his arms.

"You! Are legendary! I'll write a song out of appreciation!"

"Simon Blackquill is the man; no other can do what he can! The weight of the world on his face - even harsher than a mace!" Okay Klavier stop rapping. There's no need for this.

"Oh ja. You're carrying the weight of the world on those bushes, after all!"

Hearing he got Simon to cackle was a delightful surprise, yet one Klavier certainly welcomed. He was expecting to get slapped, punched - or even his hand being broken. It'd be worth it, of course, Klavier does humor himself after all. So for him to get a positive reaction was certainly welcomed with open arms.

"Danke, very much." He spoke dramatically, slapping his hand over his chest as he paced a few steps, "Without you, I wouldn't have the privilege to have such thin eyebrows! Oh why don't I be a footstool and shine your shoes every month, to show my appreciation?"

[procksecutor]

Klavier was always a very vocal man, whether it be speaking an array of German words (that makes barely any sense when put in the middle of an English sentence) to voicing his own opinion in any form just to receive attention. Because that's what he loves above all else - attention. All attention, even the negative kind, is good. He feels like a seal on a stage, all eyes on him. People wanting to touch and pet him - and if anyone wanted to? He'd let them, any idea of his own comfort and personal space scrapped.

Today, he wants none of that.

Instead, he would opt to stay in his office with his door locked to ensure no one could just come in without him allowing it. There's no use moping - this day happens every year. 16th of May, his birthday. And yet he can't help himself, sitting on that incredibly comfortable chair, looking incredibly bothered - perhaps even resentment, spanning across his life time.

[procksecutor]

Klavier was always a very vocal man, whether it be speaking an array of German words (that makes barely any sense when put in the middle of an English sentence) to voicing his own opinion in any form just to receive attention. Because that's what he loves above all else - attention. All attention, even the negative kind, is good. He feels like a seal on a stage, all eyes on him. People wanting to touch and pet him - and if anyone wanted to? He'd let them, any idea of his own comfort and personal space scrapped.

Today, he wants none of that.

Instead, he would opt to stay in his office with his door locked to ensure no one could just come in without him allowing it. There's no use moping - this day happens every year. 16th of May, his birthday. And yet he can't help himself, sitting on that incredibly comfortable chair, looking incredibly bothered - perhaps even resentment, spanning across his life time.

[procksecutor]

Chat I wanna write 17 year old KlavGav. Who wanna indulge me

[procksecutor]

Chat I wanna write 17 year old KlavGav. Who wanna indulge me

[procksecutor]

Ace Attorney RP Masterlist!

Reblog this post and add in the tags

your URL

if you’re a single muse or a multimuse

if they're canon or an OC

from which game they're from

your muse’s name

EXAMPLE: scrunklyrpblog, single muse, animal crossing verse, Scrunkly the Mighty

to be added in the list!

NOTE: if you have a multimuse blog, write as many muses as you have; if you’d like, feel free to give your muse a “title” to describe them!

Characters in alphabetical order can be found HERE

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"Why was everyone I went to Schule with actually the ugliest people known to man..." He's looking at old pictures from his time at Themis. A part of him knows he'll end up miserable when he's done, but the other part of him is entertained by this attitude.

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Time for firsts! Send ☝ + an action or activity for my muse to talk about their first time trying it

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As your guitars are like your lovers, have you ever fucked a guitar before?

@/anonymous

Klavier laughed. Out of all the questions he'd been asked over the years, that specific one was very prevalent within interviews. He supposes the way he'd sometimes handle his guitars on stage did not help, neither did kissing them a bit too much help. But, he'd finally give an answer - he doesn't see why not. The fans have been on the edge for a while, and all Klavier could do is finally confirm or deny.

And like any Celebrity, he'd confuse the answer.

"Ach - well. Let's just say the vibrations of die Gitarre, especially electric, do feel very nice when naked."

[procksecutor]

Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

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Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)

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Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

Specify for multimuse blogs.

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Send me “If I were dating you” anons

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

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BEEP! ( From this meme! )

@kodapi

29.

Sometimes it's difficult to not get all happy, valuing those around oneself. He was so used to being constantly surrounded by people, that now when there's less people? He can value those important to him easier. But sometimes it's like he can't control himself. Sometimes he sends texts that are quite sentimental. Filled with emotion.

[I'm actually really happy I know you.....Like. This happiness is like I'm feeling it for the first time and it's 24/7. It's very crazy to me and unreal but I know one day you're not gonna be here. I'm never going to beg, crawl or cry about keeping you around because you should decide whatever and whoever you want to keep around plus I can't control whatever happens. But I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to be around me. I'm a very emotional person so I wouldn't blame you if you said "down boy" to me. Because. It's that reminder that I need to calm down! I'm not a dog though don't think of me as one.]

[Idk man at this point I'm just typing with no clear direction and it's probably not a good idea to keep going. But I feel like I'm a really horrible person to you. I promise I wish I wasn't like this I don't want to BE like this. But I've been like this for so long and I don't think I can be like anything else.]

Klavier sighed, soon pulling a face of disgust as he read through the messages. Oh why wasn't he stopped! That's a bit too far!!

[Ewewewew actually ignore that EW!! Cringe......Instead I'll send you some videos of Firefighters saving people in reverse it'll make you laugh I promise]

[procksecutor]

BEEP - From Nahyuta✨

@hyaciiintho

7.

Klavier didn't know why he was so desperate to find out about that Prosecutor's contact information. But a part of him, the part that's much more coherent, knew exactly where he was heading. He referenced those digits, looking to and from his phone. And soon, he leaned over and let the boiling rage out - the type of rage only a man who was cruel in school would have.

[YOU!! Count your days Prosecutor! Your critical thinking skills were 7 feet under! When a Magician kills someone during a trick, The usual rule is death by misadventure. Fancy word for accident, really. People involved in the trick aren’t generally held responsible the magician had the responsibility of ensuring his own safety!! It wasn't up to one of Trucy Wright to ensure a grown ass man's safety you're so DUUUUMB. DUMB DUMB IDIOT STUPID!!!]

Klavier sat up straight for a minute, giving himself a breather. Oh he was going to add more - yet he couldn't help it if he accidentally sent the message before finishing it. Uttering curses under his breath, he rushed to continue.

[Enjoy your time and days with Apollo (yeah I know Justice yeah I have seen in him court we are not the same tho because I'm hotter then you) because between you and me if I ever see you hear you or even if you breath the same air as me I promise you I'LL BE ON TRIAL oh but you certainly won't be prosecuting. :))) So. Trying to prosecute a Magician for something that could have just been an accident. Like if you're working in a factory and something happens like. Something falls on you. it's not a murder it's a workplace accident. I hate you I hope you die actually. If you come here ever again let me know I'll slap you up]

And with sending it off, Klavier gave a heavy sigh as he sat back in the chair. He blinked, soon smiling contently. Oh...He needed to get that out so bad...

Of course, those threats hold no truth or spine to them. Klavier doesn't like harming people, at least people who don't have it coming to them. And yes, he knew Nahyuta had just been doing his job, the same job he does no less, so he shouldn't be so frustrated. Especially since he did try to convict a child too, but that's in the past. It no longer matters! It's better to focus on this guy's wrong doings than his own. And conveniently, he's going to ignore the fact that it was an actual murder.

[procksecutor]

BEEP - From Simon✨

@hyaciiintho

19.

[I have a GREAT idea, Herr Monochrome]

...Which typically translates to I want attention! Klavier doesn't think this is a great idea, he just wants a reaction from his wonderful co-worker of who knows how many years. But also he wants to make time with Simon worth it, just in case. The future is so unforgiving - Klavier doesn't want Simon to somehow get arrested again, at least without spending some quality time with him! Memories are important!

[So I've been hiding these little Easter chicks around the office for a while. Very cute. Makes the place more lively. I even put one in the breakroom microwave. Well, with your help, what if we hid a few in the Chief Prosecutor's Office? I mean what's he really gonna do? FIRE us? It'd be an overreaction. I doubt he can afford to lose us. Especially me, but you're special too.]

Aaaand...That last part seemed a bit too half assed. Like a second thought so he didn't seem so self absorbed, but honestly isn't everyone special? Tone is hard via text anyway, so he can't be held accountable for how his text sounds!

Though what he can be held accountable for is the ungodly time of 2:58 in the morning. What a horrible time to be texting a co-worker. Klavier, however, doesn't think so. He thinks it's the best time, in fact. Because then if his silly texts awaken him, then wowzers is an accomplishment!

And as if to make the idea more acceptable, Klavier just had to add-

[Let's even put some in your mane. Decorate that ponytail and make it look more seasonal rather than funeral black........Quill]

[procksecutor]

BEEP - From Phoenix ✨

@hyaciiintho

14.

Klavier tapped his pen against the notebook, those once blue eyes, full of life, seemed drab and dull. He had been staring at his phone, unaware of the battery draining from almost full down to a shocking 16%. His thumb was twitching, and he felt his other digits tense up with...Whatever. Klavier didn't know - because he just didn't know what to feel.

It went through many versions, many different forms until the message was coherent enough for Klavier to be pleased with it. Not too formal, and not too informal. Has a tone of seriousness, yet it goes hand in hand with a more gentle approach. And had just enough of a commanding air to it that it should be taken seriously, word for word - bar for bar!

Wrote just right for Wright.

[I've been thinking a lot lately. About everything. I think my cruelty to you may be a bit unwarranted, though I know you do understand it is paved with good intents. At least, I hope so. I think we need to have a talk whether we like it or not, ja? The air is still tense, I don't like it. So we have to clear it, face to face. What doesn't kill me, right?]

It was strange for him to sound so formal and mature in text, and certainly out of character for him. But perhaps it was needed - step out of the spotlight. But soon, he sighed and deleted it. All of his hard work, all of that effort - flushed down the drain! He placed his phone down and put his pen down, brushing his hands through his hair.

He sighed, clenching his eyes shut before relaxing his facial muscles. Perhaps...Perhaps not now. He felt vulnerable, too vulnerable. And to send that text would make it obvious - and then...What? His well crafted on and off stage persona crumbles at the hands of the man he hates? Absolutely not!

Klavier doesn't know why he's stressing over this, or why his emotions like sadness and sorrow are getting all crazy. but one thing for sure is that he'll send a text later. Perhaps with reinforced hatred, anything to steer his thoughts from that mistake of a message. Anything to convince himself there's more to all of this. It's bad to beat a dead horse, but Klavier was constantly thinking about it.

As much of a mistake as it is, Klavier had drafted it in his notes app and he has yet to delete it. And judging by his thoughts, it's not going to be deleted any time soon.