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*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

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scream

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“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

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can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

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*befriends your bloodline and aids your family for generations to come*

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why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

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the beach boys were right.....it would be nice

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has this been done before?

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catch me at the tavern in this set & the town nobles are bald!! gagging on their pheasant and peas!

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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I am psyched

Cannot wait

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Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.

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scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

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EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.

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