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Miranda, as your father, I find great discomfort in this post about Ferdinand. He dare not break your virgin-knot or I shall end him!

@i-am-ferdinand don’t u dare

“There’s nothing ill can dwell in such a temple: If the ill spirit have so fair a house, Good things will strive to dwell with’t.” (1.2.458)

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To Ferdinand:

If thou dost break her virgin knot before all sanctimonious ceremonies may with full and holy rite be minister’d, NO sweet aspersion shall the heavens let fall to make this contract grow. Barren hate, sour-eyed disdain, and discord shall bestrew the union of your bed with WEEDS so loathly that you shall hate it both. Therefore take heed, as Hymen’s lamps shall light you. 

for real i can curse u if u don't listen thx @i-am-ferdinand

love u @mirandaofmilan

(4.1.15-23)

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A devil, a born devil, on whose nature Nurture can never stick; on whom my pains, Humanely taken, all, all lost, quite lost; And as with age his body uglier grows, So his mind cankers. I will plague them all, Even to roaring.

4.1.188-193, Prospero speaking of Caliban 

ur nasty @calibabe

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A word from the wisest: trust none. @betrayed-by-antonio

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How to be Caliban: 3 Easy Steps!

Be the repugnant bastard of a ghastly witch.

Appallingly attempt to rape young girls.

Complain about your "undeserved" imprisonment and blame the father of the young girl you attempt to assault.

Need I mention the repulsive list “How to be Prospero” by Calibabe? Completely erroneous. Written by a neanderthall!

If you follow these three easy steps, you too can become a despicable sub-human demoniac!

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Who would thou rather date? Certainly not the revolting slave on the right. Ghastly!

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Slave - thou are misinformed. The rightful duke you refer to is a HANDSOME, MAGICAL, and KIND man who graciously cares for his subjects. But thou? Thou art a foul creature, who smells like poop and probably wears crocs. 

Here are photos of two different men. 

One is a cruel ruler, who lords over his subjects with an iron fist, and forces his subordinates into backbreaking manual labor.

The other is Kim Jong-un

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people i like: miranda, ariel, ferdinand (but i have to pretend i hate him), gonzalo (thank u for the books but ur a traitorous tortoise)

people i hate: antonio, caliban, alonzo

people who like me: everyone i am magic

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Greetings to all.

How fare you? It is I, Prospero, the rightful Duke of Milan. I see that thou have stumbled upon mine blog. As long as thou are aren’t deceitful Antonio, Methinks we shall be friends. Welcome, welcome!