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prototype-ze
Prototype Ze
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prototype-ze · 3 hours ago
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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,
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prototype-ze · 17 hours ago
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any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this
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prototype-ze · 17 hours ago
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just got photos of the bolero samples and im going feral, its so darling??!
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prototype-ze · 17 hours ago
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prototype-ze · 17 hours ago
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Today's cephalopod may be small, but he'll fuckin get you
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prototype-ze · 19 hours ago
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Rushed the hell out of this one ngl
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prototype-ze · 21 hours ago
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prototype-ze · 21 hours ago
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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Being aroace is so funny because sometimes I'll go to sleep thinking to myself "do I lack something fundamental to the full human experience" and then I wake up the next day and realize it is not that serious
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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[video description: footage of disabled protestors at the capital. Text reads: Disabled protesters are arrested and zip-tied for protesting Republicans' Medicaid cuts. More text, over a shot zooming into a zip-tied wheelchair user, reads "This is Trump's America".Protesters in the background say "No cuts to Medicaid!" /end video description]
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[image descriptions: The first photo shows protestors surrounded and being handcuffed by Capitol Police. The second photo shows the protesters. The third photo shows a man in a wheelchair, a screen in front of him reading "all he wants to do is kill people with disabilities." The fourth photo is the same, just zoomed in on the text. /end id]
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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Badtober Day 4: Sponegbab
Procrastinator legend. Relatable king.
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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this bot that just followed me is making me absolutely fucking lose it
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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Going to Dashcon 2 this Saturday? Come to my panel "Rabid and Loving" from 3-4 PM in Multipurpose Room 2D! We will be discussing the history behind the Rabies Pride movement and it's unfortunate conflation with being "rabiosexual," actual clinical rabiosexuality, fun raccoon facts, my own raccoon research, and more! In addition to being the original creator of Dashcon and a longtime veteran of tumblr, I am also a raccoon biologist and a certified rabies educator, so while this panel will have a silly tone, you will leave educated! (And with a free "Raccoon Diabetes Capital of the World" sticker)
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it
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prototype-ze · 2 days ago
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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it
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