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Top Twenty Buffyverse Characters (in no particular order) | Anya Jenkins

“If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights, and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there’s a whole bunch of colored wires, and I’m not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second ‘No! The red one!’ and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don’t leave. Like that, okay?”

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Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins, twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July, and don’t think there weren’t jokes about that my whole life, mister, ‘cause there were. “Who’s our little patriot?” they’d say, when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

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top 10 buffyverse characters: anya jenkins [08/10]

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"Willow, hi."

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     “Hey Dawnie. Oh, and Anya! And.. Me?”

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dontscratchtheimpala

aloneinthebluebox

imthedevilsveryown

companyofthelost

littlehuntergirljo

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"Really? Fine, here."

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“Let’s see some ID.”

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flyingfromtheschool

agentstarbuck

dawnsummers-thekey

thingmonstershavenightmaresabout

scaramoose

"Hello."

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shes-a-hero

inthedarkestofdays

thebeautifulsisters

i-am-themagicks

the-stark-knight-rises

"I suppose you want me for something then?"

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"Vampire?"

"If it's blood you're looking for, I'm not your gal. Seriously, I'm not tasty at all."

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"It's good to be sure though." Anya shrugged. "Yes, I do think being alive suits me much better. Death isn't really a good look."

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“You know that was a one time deal right, Anya?” He asked as he strolled in. “Nice to see you’re not dead.”

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It was meant to be a casual, normal walk without death or people who looked like they were about to die. Anya supposed though, she was a bit of a magnet for these kinds of things. Hopefully, or perhaps unfortunately, no demons would be involved. "Hey, you there," Anya started, walking a bit hesitantly towards the fallen woman. "Do you need help?"

Fallen || New followers

The dizziness was making her vision blurry, her body felt weak and her ears were ringing. The stinging pain of the bullet wound in her left side was almost unbearable. Blood was dripping onto the hand that was covering the wound up. A hospital was nearby, but that wasn’t an option for the assassin. Natasha stumbled her breathing was coming in small rasps, unable to stand the pain anymore she fell to her knees. 

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"That you do. So who are you?"

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“I guess I fall in with this others group eh? ‘ello there.”

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"Alright, so what kind of witchcraft are you wanting?"

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“Well, I could use some help in finding a book about witchcraft.”