psychicenemywizard

[psychicenemywizard]

I never really get too worried leaving my wallet at my table when I go to use the bathroom in a cafe or restaurant. It's like,

Yea, take my identity, you can't fuck it up more than I already have.

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Fake band names pt.2

-Second Saturday

-Interpret the Glizzy

Bonus Song Title a la Fall Out Boy: My Hearts Colder than a Frozen Baja Blast™ Since You Left Me Last July in the Skate Park

Please send any and all royalties to the void.

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Cat names I think would be dope but my partner wont let me get another cat:

Knife Wound

Pant Leg

Television

Vape

Bong Water

Dog

Any royalties for using these cat names can be sent to the void.

bonus- please reblog if your cat has these names

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I think I could make each meal of my day some kind of "pocket" food.

Breakfast - Toaster Strudel

Lunch - Hot Pocket

Dinner - Chicken Cordon Bleu

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If anyone's gonna start a band, here are some names for your consideration:

Knife Fight in the Bounce House

Ferret Battle Party

Pray Against Me

Bonus album title : Meet Me in the Applebee's Parking Lot.

Royalties can be sent to the void

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The Stardrop Saloon business model could never work in real life. A restaurant that opens at 12pm but doesn't actually start serving food or drinks until 1230? Chaos.

[psychicenemywizard]

Y'all are just mad at the recasting of Ellie because yall don't find the child actress fuck-able like you thought the video game version was.

I like the casting. She looks like Ellie. Y'all are gross.

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Fake Band Name:

Ferret Canon

Genre : Indie Metal

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The ADS 2022 word of the year being "-ussy" give me hope the world is healing

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Anime Hot Take

I actually like the new Trigun animation style