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I never really get too worried leaving my wallet at my table when I go to use the bathroom in a cafe or restaurant. It's like,
Yea, take my identity, you can't fuck it up more than I already have.
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Fake band names pt.2
-Second Saturday
-Interpret the Glizzy
Bonus Song Title a la Fall Out Boy: My Hearts Colder than a Frozen Baja Blast™ Since You Left Me Last July in the Skate Park
Please send any and all royalties to the void.
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Cat names I think would be dope but my partner wont let me get another cat:
Knife Wound
Pant Leg
Television
Vape
Bong Water
Dog
Any royalties for using these cat names can be sent to the void.
bonus- please reblog if your cat has these names
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I think I could make each meal of my day some kind of "pocket" food.
Breakfast - Toaster Strudel
Lunch - Hot Pocket
Dinner - Chicken Cordon Bleu
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If anyone's gonna start a band, here are some names for your consideration:
Knife Fight in the Bounce House
Ferret Battle Party
Pray Against Me
Bonus album title : Meet Me in the Applebee's Parking Lot.
Royalties can be sent to the void
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The Stardrop Saloon business model could never work in real life. A restaurant that opens at 12pm but doesn't actually start serving food or drinks until 1230? Chaos.
#stardew farmer#stardew valley#stardrop saloon#im also pretty sure mayor lewis is the one who destroyed lunis' tent#i mean#the man looks classist as fuck#also why is he sneaking around with marnie?#theyre both single
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Y'all are just mad at the recasting of Ellie because yall don't find the child actress fuck-able like you thought the video game version was.
I like the casting. She looks like Ellie. Y'all are gross.
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Fake Band Name:
Ferret Canon
Genre : Indie Metal
#fakebandnames#idontreallyknow#i just hope this gets notes#remember to like and subscribe#wait this isnt youtube#reblog and follow
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The ADS 2022 word of the year being "-ussy" give me hope the world is healing
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Anime Hot Take
I actually like the new Trigun animation style
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