i fucked your parents. yep all of them. wont answer to donation/charity asks •21 y/o •he/him •my art Tumblr: http://jaysweirdart.tumblr.com
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i can't stop making bad bumper stickers
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an edgeworth feeling done with everything
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....if i has a nickel every time i got obsessed over a character who is a scientist in a robot based war who is in love with their lab partner who they hate. Is very loud, obnoxious, and thinks they are the cleverest person in the room.
Who also tries to end the world on purpose....
Id have two nickels
Which isn't much but its weird its happened twice
#LISTEN#im sensing a pattern......#and in going insane slightly#yes this is p*cific rim Newton and Br*ainstorm........
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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
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he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me
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@mechncheese Science AU Fanart!!! Based off of this post. So happy to see Perceptor included in something, he’s my favorite dork and I love him forever.


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Investigations in a nutshell
(They were forced to listen to this)
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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again
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The thing about jazzprowl, from what I understand, is that they're the kind of character who makes the questionable but necessary decisions so that no one else would be unable to look at themselves in the mirror. They don't bleed over it like Optimus would, but it still puts a crack in their metaphorical plating in opposite directions, but they still have to move on and hold themselves together so that no one else would. It isolates them in multiple layers, and that's fine, it's fine—there's work to do to win this war, to stop the Decepticons, to not lose sight, or have they? It's hard to tell; it's been too long. But in that isolation, they look across the room and see a mirror underneath the other's armor. I know what you are. You know what I am. I know that you know that I know. You know that I know that you know. Let's pretend not to. There's work to do. I'm still holding up. You're still holding up. There are cracks in opposite directions. Let me hold up yours, and I'll let you hold up mine.
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My favourite ship dynamic is, uh, gay scientists
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hermann gottlieb should be sad and emotionally tortured and riddled with longing. newton geiszler should be shaking and covered in his own blood and ready to die.
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havent actually watched all the movies but my bf likes them so 👍
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So far in LA an Australian news reporter has been shot in the leg by a rubber bullet, a British reporter has been shot by a sponge bullet and sent to the hospital for emergency surgery. A NY Post reporter has been shot in the head with a rubber bullet and went to the hospital for a large bruise on his forehead, whiplash and neck pain, and CNN reporters were handcuffed and escorted away being told to not come back or they will be arrested BECAUSE they are reporters.
It seems like all reporters there to give the real story are being targeted by police/ICE/military in LA.
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Should I start posting photos of Transformers tied/chained up because I have a lot those for some reason
It just happens a lot in the franchise... no other reason
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hermann pining after newt is my favourite because he's so unnecessarily tortured about it. he suffers. he yearns. he is by turns ashamed of and disgusted by his own feelings. desperate tragic longing fills his heart, and yet he dares not speak on the matter, for newton evidently doesn't reciprocate. it is agony.
and it's all for a guy who wears godzilla print underwear, regularly plays air guitar in the shower, and once said retroviral DNA integration was, quote, "punk rock."
absolutely perfect. 10/10, no notes.
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i know that dispatch is M1 for 95% of the game but i really like the idea of a blunt vaguely antagonistic phone guy character and kinda wanna make an au where theyre separate
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