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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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Sex Education (2019 —)
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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    please. do i look like i have a CINDERELLA COMPLEX ?
         mutuals  exclusive  maeve  wiley  from  netflix’s  sex  education .  loved  by  rute
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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‘ he is nothing . he is trash . ’
‘you’ sentence starter ¦ @betdefined
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     WHAT  THE  HELL  DID  HE  KNOW ?  the  only  thing  holding  her  tongue  is  the  fact  that  she  knows  he’s  not  saying  that  out  of  pure  stupidity ,  he  got  the  whole  story  wrong ,  it’s  partially  her  responsibility  to  tell  him  the  truth  before  she  can  judge  his  words  properly .  “  jackson  was  nothing  but  nice  to  me ,  hardin ,  i  was  the  one  that  decided  to  split  up .  ”  some  part  of  her  is  still  feeling  bad  for  the  way  she  couldn’t  match  jackson’s  feelings  and  god  knows  she  tried .
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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     dark  eyes  as  if  glued  to  her  notebook ,  maeve  doesn’t  notice  the  new  kid  sitting  next  to  her ,  something  far  more  important  had  all  of  her  attention  --  the  fact  that  the  kids  of  moordale  secondary  were  now  stuck  in  sex  education  classes  all  thanks  to  her  and  otis’  little  consulting  business .  maeve  can’t  help  but  roll  her  eyes  as  the  teacher  writes  the  subject  of  that  morning’s  class  with  chalk  against  the  board ,  as  if  nearly  everyone  in  that  room  needed  any  explaining .  they  all  probably  had  more  experience  at  their  age  now  than  that  old  bag  could  compile  together  in  all  of  her  years  of  misery  and  loneliness .
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      she  hears  a  sigh  coming  from  someone  sitting  next  to  her ,  the  need  to  link  that  mutual  feeling  with  a  face  is  quickly  satisfied .  “  stupid  new  thing  the  school  came  up  with  --  new  kid ,  right ?  ”
           @punktroglodyte        /         𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝.
              𝐈𝐓  𝐖𝐀𝐒  𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐍𝐄𝐖.   being  around  here  was  new  for  him.   especially  when  he  doesn’t  need  lessons  on  the  sexual  educations.  maybe  he  needed  some  lessons  at  being  a  decent  human  being  ,  at  big  nice  around  people  ,  but  sexually  ?  he  was  already  sexually  active  ,  why  actually  registrer  him  in  this  class  ?  oh  ,  because  your  daddy  is  an  asshole  ,  hardin.  
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           𝐀  𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇  𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄  𝐇𝐈𝐒  𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘  𝐀𝐒  𝐇𝐄  𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐃  𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃  𝐇𝐈𝐌.  the  tension  in  this  class  was  real.  he  has  to  admit  that  he  doesn’t  still  understand  why  he  was  around  ,  until  he  saw  the  title  of  the  lessons  for  today.  ’  how  to  be  romantic.  ’  clichée  ,  right  ?  he  rolled  his  eyes  as  he  plopped  his  foot  on  the  table  and  waited  for  the  teacher  to  come.  ’  boring.  ’  he  would  yell  as  he  looked  around  him  and  smirked.  at  least  ,  no  one  knows  him  around  here  ?
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ from aimee
question sentence starters   ¦   @multitm
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     THE  ‘MOM’  THAT  EVERYONE  COMES  TO  FOR  ADVICE  --  maeve  has  never  been  that  character .  she’s  the  cock-biter ,  the  girl  that  lives  in  a  caravan ,  the  punk  feminist  that  will  kick  asses  if  needed  --  but  never  the  one  with  the  solution  for  any  problem  at  the  tip  of  her  tongue ,  sometimes  she  wishes  she  did ,  though .  a  LOUD  SIGH  out  of  desperation  as  result  of  that  thought .  “  speak  with  your  parents ,  be  honest  about  it .  what’s  the  worst  that  can  happen ?  ”  she  takes  another  puff  of  her  cigarette , only  now  sparing  the  other  girl  a  look .
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards  ,  all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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Netflix’s The Punisher Sentence Starters (pt 1)
❛ whatever it is you’re looking for … i’m not it. ❜
❛ books are great, but they don’t hold all the answers. ❜
❛ happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❜
❛ you got half a life left to live, my friend. ❜
❛ you see, what worries me the most is that you’ve been in a hole so long that it’s become home. ❜
❛ wow. that was sexist, racist, and demeaning all of my abilities all in one sentence. ❜
❛ what time is it? ❜
❛ you brought this on yourself! ❜
❛ don’t you ever say that again. you got that? ❜
❛ you’re not the only ghost in this town. ❜
❛ truth is … i was past caring. ❜
❛ holy shit. ❜
❛ what the hell, why not? ❜
❛ you’re still all heart, huh? ❜
❛ drink? ❜
❛ been flirting with the idea of going full man-bun. ❜
❛ i’ll keep that in mind. ❜
❛ i wanna help, but not if it’s gonna get someone killed. ❜
❛ you think you’re okay and then something just brings it all back. ❜
❛ i don’t know if i would kiss him or slap him. ❜
❛ don’t even think about it. ❜
❛ tonight’s the night you’re gonna die. ❜
❛ never off-duty, huh? ❜
❛ i’m calling the shots now. ❜
❛ you need me! ❜
❛ you always talk this much? ❜
❛ piece of shit. ❜
❛ now all you got is the nightmare. ❜
❛ you want me to tell you it’s okay so that if this all blows up, it won’t be your fault. ❜
❛ you always were good at putting people back together. ❜
❛ i know that it makes it easier for you if you make me the enemy, but i’m not. ❜
❛ you are shitting me. ❜
❛ shit you not. ❜
❛ i dream, i see that guy. ❜
❛ what the hell is it that you do anyways? ❜
❛ hey, you shut your mouth. ❜
❛ you don’t know shit. ❜
❛ looks to me like we’re hiding evidence. ❜
❛ and now you’re closing yourself off, find it hard to trust people. ❜
❛ i’m the best. others will let me down. ❜
❛ i didn’t have a choice. ❜
❛ i could have killed you. ❜
❛ and you don’t find that kinda scary? ❜
❛ why don’t you sit down? ❜
❛ i don’t do partners. ❜
❛ you ever think about, maybe, quality over quantity? ❜
❛ god made me this way for a reason, bro. ❜
❛ i think this is a trap. ❜
❛ i think if we do this, men are gonna die. ❜
❛ you just don’t bleed out, you hear me? ❜
❛ what’d you say? ❜
❛ i cannot let you do that. ❜
❛ god damn it. ❜
❛ the hell is that? ❜
❛ you wanna go up against him/her/them with a pink ruger and no ammo? ❜
❛ grow up. ❜
❛ that’s not happening, alright? not on my watch. ❜
❛ what if we got you a little pair of green tights and a pointy cap with a feather in it? ❜
❛ don’t bother me. ❜
❛ want me to leave? ❜
❛ tough guy, huh? ❜
❛ i’m useless. ❜
❛ did i get anything right? ❜
❛ it was good. i just made it better. ❜
❛ turns out i suck at guitar. ❜
❛ that’s what joe did. don’t be like joe. ❜
❛ what, are you gonna puke? ❜
❛ you sure about this? ❜
❛ it’s nothing. i’m fine. ❜
❛ please don’t do this. ❜
❛ i can’t do this. ❜
❛ pissed off beats scared every time. ❜
❛ what did i do? i got my hands … i got my hands dirty, you piece of shit! ❜
❛ you stay out of my way. ❜
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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[What is your thing, then?] “Complex female characters.”
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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punktroglodyte-blog · 6 years ago
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WHEN I FOLLOW YOU, I WANT TO INTERACT. I don’t follow for follow, I follow you because I’m interested in your character and want to write with you. sometimes, even when you follow me, I’m too shy to approach, or I’m just not really sure HOW. please; if I’m following you, shoot me a message. go ahead and RANDOMLY JUMP IN MY INBOX. Something – just know that if I follow you, I WANT to interact with you!!
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punktroglodyte-blog · 7 years ago
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❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜
‘you’ sentence starter ¦ @betdefined
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     SHE’S  ANNOYED .  annoyed  by  his  stupid  assumption  that  she  has  no  moral  scruples .  hardin ,  out  of  all  the  people ,  should  know  that  people  talk  a  lot  and  99.9%  of  the  times  they  have  no  facts  to  back  up  the  rumours .  “  are  you  being  serious  right  now ?  why  are  you  even  asking  then ?  why  don’t  you  just  assume  i  said  all  those  things  and  then  some .  ”  maeve  stands  up ,  abruptly  grabbing  her  own  backpack  ready  to  slap  the  other  in  the  face ,  but  for  some  reason  she  decides  NOT  TO .  “  little  advise ,  don’t  believe  everything  your  little  group  of  slags  tell  you .  ”
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punktroglodyte-blog · 7 years ago
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❛ What are you doing? ❜ from otis
question sentence starters   ¦   @multitm / @incorners
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    AN  ELECTRIC  WAVE  DOWN  HER  WHOLE  BODY  when  she  hears  his  voice ,  she  can  physically feel  it  dying  out  at  the  tip  of  her  fingers  before  she  can  turn  to  face  otis .  what  on  earth  was  this  new  stupid  feeling  whenever  milburn  was  around ?  she  curses  herself  for  not  being  able  to  act  normal ,  not  being  able  to  be  herself  –  not  even  jackson  had  this  effect  on  her .  WHY  otis .  “  what  d’you  mean  what  am  i  doing ,  i’m  giving  you  the  money  back .  ”  the  dirty  money  otis  seems  to  have  taken  from  jackson  so  the  latter  could  ‘understand’  her  better ,  they  both  agreed .  she  can’t  look  him  in  the  eyes ,  however  --  the  stupid  feeling  won’t  go  away  even  if  she’s  trying  to  divert  her  thoughts  somewhere  else .
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punktroglodyte-blog · 7 years ago
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friendly reminder. i love all of your muses and would die for them , rute. i love you and i'm proud to have you around. it just makes me happy that we interact ( finally ). love you and keep up the good work.
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     i  can’t  deal  with  such  a  perfect  husby !!  all  of  this  goes  right  back  at  you  my  love ,  i  love  you  so  much  <33
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punktroglodyte-blog · 7 years ago
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in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection
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     It is perfectly acceptable to just write a starter for me at any time.
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punktroglodyte-blog · 7 years ago
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(    *    & .    —    ‘   YOU   ’   (   SEASON  ONE   )   SENTENCE  STARTERS .
*   starters  from  the  lifetime   &   netflix  series  ‘   you   ’ ,   based  on  a  novel  by  caroline  kepnes .   warnings  for  sex ,   violence ,   stalking ,   &  swearing .
‘  you’re  a  drug .  you  are  worse  than  pills .  ’
‘  i  loved  you  the  absolute  best  that  i  could .  ’
‘  you  don’t  love  me .  you  never  loved  me .  it  was  a  lie .  it  was  all  a  lie .  ’
‘  if  he  came  anywhere  close  to  making  you  cum ,  you  would’ve  made  a  broadway  show  out  of  it .  but  you  didn’t ,  cause  he  didn’t .  ’
‘  you  fall  for  the  wrong  men .  you  let  them  in .  you  let  them  hurt  you .  ’
‘  hey ,  uh ,  can  you  help  me  open  a  couple  of  bottles ?  i  have  butterfingers  ‘cause  earlier  i  was  touching  butter .  ’
‘  well ,  that  was  a  mistake …  never  again .  ever .  ’
‘  i’m  glad  we  met .  i’m  glad  we’re  friends ?  ’
‘  friends ?  for  the  love  of  christ …  ’
‘  they  say  girls  with  daddy  issues  are  really  good  in  bed .  ’
‘  it’s  okay .  i  have  a  pretty  bland  face .  ’
‘  you  are  insane  to  move  in  with  her  this  quickly .  you  barely  know  her .  ’
‘  you  love  who  you  love  and  love  tells  you  what  to  do ,  easy - peasy .  ’
‘  i  think  only  an  idiot  tries  what  you  just  pulled .  ’
‘  uh ,  who  the  fuck  is  this ?  ’
‘  why  would  i  want  to  kill  him ?  who  wants  to  kill  people ?  ’
‘  i’ve  seen  enough  romantic  comedies  to  know  guys  like  me  are  always  getting  into  jams  like  this .  ’
‘  from  every  boy  masquerading  as  a  man  that  you  let  into  your  body ,  your  heart ,  you  learned  you  didn’t  have  whatever  magic  turns  a  beast into  a  prince .  ’
‘  you  surrounded  yourself  with  the  girls  you  always  resented ,  hoping  to  share  their  power ,  and  hating  yourself .  ’
‘  stay  away  from  them ,  because  if  you  don’t ,  i’ll  grab  a  steak  knife  and  i’ll  cut  those  little  freak  eyes  out .  ’
‘  hey  stranger .  you  drool  in  your  sleep .  so  cute .  ’
‘  at  the  end  of  the  day ,  people  really  are  disappointing ,  aren’t  they ?  ’
‘  do  you  think  i’m  unremarkable ?  ’
‘  unremarkable  people  don’t  worry  about  being  unremarkable .  ’
‘  you  sound  apologetic ,  like  you’re  embarrassed  to  be  a  good  girl .  ’
‘  in  the  end ,  you  couldn’t  love  me .  i  feel  at  peace  with  that  now  because  i  loved  you  the  absolute  best  that  i  could .  ’
‘  how  can  self - respecting  women  tolerate  this  crap ?  ’
‘  sometimes  i  swear  i’m  the  only  real  feminist  you  know .  ’
‘  turns  out ,  it  is  like  the  movies .  the  second  it’s  over ,  all  you  can  remember  is  the  stuff  that  made  you  fall  in  love .  blazing  through  your  mind ,  this  rom - com  montage  made  of  the  sweetest  poison .  ’
‘  it’s  a  miracle  love  ever  happens ,  if  it’s  not  a  myth .  ’
‘  if  the  zombies  come ,  this  is  where  i’m  hiding .  ’
‘  it  scares  me  to  love  someone  so  completely  and  not  have  them  love  you  back .  ’
‘  i’m  only  going  to  ask  this  once  and  i  need  the  truth .  are  you …  or  were  you  ever  fucking  them ?  answer  me .  ’
‘  everything  i  have  done ,  i  have  done  for  you .  even  this .  ’
‘  grown - ups  are  assholes .  ’
‘  he  didn’t  ever  get  her  something  that  nice  and  she  finally  let  him  do  anal .  ’
‘  some  guys  are  assholes  and  you  just  have  to  realize  that .  ’
‘  he  tried  to  finger  bang  me  at  the  bar .  ’
‘  he  is  nothing .  he  is  trash .  ’
‘  you’re  the  one  who  told  me  to  keep  reminding  you  that  he’s  a  bastard .  ’
‘  the  most  valuable  things  in  life  are  usually  the  most  helpless .  ’
‘  runner’s  high  is  better  than  sex .  and  for  some  it  may  last  longer .  ’
‘  i’m  starting  to  think  i’m  some  kind  of  magnet  for  dudes  with  serious  issues .  ’
‘  are  you  not  wearing  a  bra ?  and  you  want  me  to  notice .  ’
‘  male  energy  in  my  healing  space  just …  isn’t  optimal .  ’
‘  why  do  men  think  disembodied  members  equal  foreplay ?  you  know ,  they’re  not  aesthetically  pleasing .  ’
‘  it’s  exhausting  being  your  friend !  ’
‘  if  that’s  the  case  i  should  warn  you  i  have  the  facial  thing  where  i  can’t  hide  what  i’m  thinking .  ’
‘  how  the  hell  am  i  supposed  to  be  great  with  you  being  gone  if  you’re  really  gone ?  ’
‘  find  that  brilliant  badass  inside  of  you  and  believe  in  her .  i  know  i  do .  ’
‘  some  people  have  a  hard  time  letting  love  in .  some  people  are  built  for  love .  some  people …  some  people  are  searching ,  searching  for  someone  who  can  love  them  in  the  way  that  they  deserve .  ’
‘  it’s  a  horrible  feeling  to  know  things  have  gone  wrong  and  there’s  nothing  you  can  do  to  change  it .  ’
‘  i  love  you  too ,  creeper .  ’
‘  why’re  you  so  sad ?  you’re  just  so  sad .  ’
‘  sometimes  i  could  swear  i’ve  known  you  forever .  ’
‘  britney  got  through  2007  though ,  right ?  ’
‘  i  don’t  know  who  i  am .  so  how  am  i  supposed  to  know  what  i  want ?  ’
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