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my brother got covid because he's a college professor and there's not much he can do to mitigate exposure when he has 200+ students per lecture. he's got a baby at home, so he does his best, but.

the governmental website for covid information is now propaganda. not a joke, not hyperbole, not an exaggeration: it's genuinely the definition of propaganda. this is biased misinformation determined to push a political stance. it is being hosted on a government server. it looks like something you'd find in a "top 10 weird internet conspiracy stories (and their origins)" youtube video.

my brother called me when he saw it. he had me type it into google. for a second i legitimately thought that i had typed something wrong. we have both taught college: we have both said "a .gov site is usually a reliable resource." i just stared at my phone for a long, long time.

i thought about how when i was a kid, conspiracy theories were mostly fun and a little spooky. unserious. i remember reading some long, complicated website about how avril lavigne is dead. how bigfoot is real. it used to be funny-and-a-joke.

over seven million people (globally) have died from covid. america has the highest death rate with over 1.2 million people.

the thing is - every time a person dies from something like a mass shooting or poverty or treatable illness - we are told don't make it political. we are told it's just something that can happen. we are told it's sad but what can you do!

the president of the united states is using a government website to try to erase the very-real deaths that he personally caused due to a complete mismanagement of the pandemic. the president of the united states is using a government server to host propaganda, undermine science and medicine, and encourage distrust amongst his followers.

nothing is going to happen. nobody's gonna, like, do anything about it. it's a thursday today, and we are just going to move on from this like we have been moving on from everything else.

yesterday my brother was outside walking his dog, mask included. a guy in a truck pulls up and shouts something about covid and whatever the fuck else. my brother has a good sense of humor, described it to me as enthusiastic! i hadn't ever been catcalled before, this was new and therefore thrilling! i do see why you hate it, though. like. i have actual covid, does he want me to cough on him?

my brother doesn't get extra time off work anymore, because the cdc practically doesn't exist. my brother said i'm not exposing 200 students to covid. his boss shrugged and said: who cares? they're going to get it eventually anyway. like it isn't a pandemic.

like it's just a fucking thursday, and who cares about it.

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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

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Rainbow Dash x Scootaloo headcanons

warnings!

rape, cocsa, grooming, found family incest/siscon, incest

if any of that content triggers you, just scroll.

friendly reminder that harassment only harms other people and isn't a healthy way to engage within any community. it only breeds hatred, misinformation, and distrust.

RD has been normalizing sex and sexual acts with Scootaloo ever since the two have been friends. it started with a light inappropriate touch, a closed-mouth kiss, and escalated from there.

the first time RD touched Scootaloo at all, Scoots was tied down. she couldn't fly away, obviously, but she was too nervous and kept squirming around.

RD loves when the two get any sort of alone time, because it means she gets to tease Scoots relentlessly.

Scootaloo's wings are incredibly sensitive, and turn her on even when someone other than RD touches them. her favorite way to mastrubte is to pull a blanket over her so there's pressure on her wings and grind on a pillow.

RD is actually very gentle with Scoots. she makes sure she's happy and has eaten something, and when she's not teasing her, they snuggle. she loves showing Scootaloo physical affection of any kind, and is usually satisfied with the snuggling, but sometimes does push further.

Scootaloo loves when RD eats her out. it's the least overwhelming form of pleasure, and the easiest for her to enjoy.

since sex is very normalized to Scoots, she teaches the other CMC, and then later on, their clients. sometimes she frames it as a game, and other times she just bullies them into cooperating. she prefers fillies to colts.

their first few times, Rainbow Dash flew them both up onto a cloud, to make it harder for Scootaloo to run away. now anytime Scoots is in Cloudsdale, she gets turned on.

when Scootaloo meets Bow and Windy, she finds out they treated Rainbow Dash the exact same way she's being treated. RD's first time was actually with Bow. Bow is also Scootaloo's first time with a stallion instead of a colt.

after finding out her parents have had sex with Scoots, RD will sometimes take her back home so they can all have some fun. she gets annoyed with her overbearing parents and usually leaves Scootaloo with them about halfway through. not before getting creampied at least once, though.

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Can u tell me abt your mlp hcs pretty please

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any specific pairings from my pinned, or any other darkships?

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Barks at you

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woof! any opinions on what i should post first?

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hi! my name is currently arcade or kerosene. my pronouns are he/it/they/pup. i am the host of the void collective, and our collective blog is @the-void-calls. this is my darkship/proship blog to put. whatever i want on actually!

this blog is not for underage people as we are bodily an adult.

i am anti-harassment and anti-censorship, pro-endogenic systems, and pro-paraphile anti-contact.

this blog will contain incest, underage x adult, mentions of rape/sexual assault, and occasional violence.

my favorite ships are Bluey x Bingo, Muffin x Socks, Severus x Luna, Klaus Baudelaire x Violet Baudelaire, Apple Jack x Apple Bloom, Rarity x Sweetie Belle, Rainbow Dash x Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle x Button Mash, Big Mac x Apple Jack, Kyoko Sakura x Yuma Chitose, and more that i probably cant think of right now!

ill probably post mostly headcanons and the occasional short fic.

anons: 💫

tags:

six feet deep (reblogs)

carved on a headstone (headcanons)

in the obituaries (short fics)

rattling bones (asks)

church bells ringing (very important information)

ghost yapping (original posts that dont fit the above categories)

all tags will be on this post for ease of access (as well as a few other relevant proship/darkship tags for a bit of reach)