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one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

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me in English class: it’s lit(erature)

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when someone you dont like makes a joke about  you

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open rp

“Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?”

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can you OD on vitamin D

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astrolozoo series 🌟

♐ sagittarius hamsters

♒ aquarius seal

♎ libra cat

♊ gemini buns

more to be added!

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this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

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person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

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Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

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don’t forget. 

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Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.