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“Er...” How in the name of Naga is he going to respond to that? He doesn’t even know where to start, he’s so utterly baffled! Maybe this stranger was an enemy. But even the most unsettling of humans could be allies; Henry and Tharja were prime examples..... even if he preferred to just make small talk with them time to time.
The knight steeled himself, straightened his back and clasped his hands together at the small of his back.
“Demon...studies? As in, a scholar?” He inquired.
“You started a cult!?” Frederick cried, his eyes wide. However, what was more baffling is how the stranger handled it. Who would just say such words with a smile? Frederick had no utter clue.
“Oh you react as though it’s a bad thing!” The demonologist chortled, gloved fingers intertwining with one another. “Besides, ‘cult’ is a sort of strong word. I prefer strongly opinionated group of friends who indulge in demon studies.”
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( Coming online to make a sideblog for this blog because I have so many theories about that character/universe he lives in and I don’t want to clog up anyone’s dashes for those who don’t want to see it )
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// If it’s not too much to ask, may I get a promotion? I’d like to get back into the swing of roleplaying again.
I’m a semi-selective multi-muse RP blog. Rules here.
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( Like this post for a starter! )
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Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:
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“EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.”
“I’ll kick a tree’s ass.”
“You should seduce the boat!”
“I killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.”
“Can I have flaming pistols?”
“No, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.”
“Can I pay them money not to come near me?”
“I’m pretty sure fish don’t accept money.”
“I don’t know what we need to bleed on.”
“Let’s bleed on everything, just to be safe.”
“I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’re not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.”
“Your ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.”
“That is the only dwarf ass I’m going to draw for you today.”
“Oh shit, I forgot the princess.”
“Did you just pull a gun out of your hair?”
“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”
“He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”
“Ok, so there’s a lot of teeth in this water.”
“I’m not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?”
“How many noses are going into this chicken?”
“We just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.”
“You started a cult!?”
“We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.”
“Yeah, he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.”
“Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because you’re about to.”
“I can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.”
“Look, if I’m going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!”
“I can’t believe you just pre-battle blazed it.”
“You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.”
“I am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!”
“Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”
“What happens if you die in Hell?” “Double Hell.”
“Long term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.”
“Does it still count as ‘evil’ if I feel really bad about it?”
“Everyone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.”
“You blew up the sun!”
“Hold my record player, I’m going in.”
“I have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!”
“Want to use my knife? It’s only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.”
“I’m not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.”
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Muses no longer on this blog:
Poemi ( Mogeko/The Gray Garden )
Wilson ( Don’t Starve )
Law ( One Piece )
Muses up for interaction:
Dunban ( Xenoblade Chronicles )
Everyone except Fiora ( Cannot think of a tag idea for her )
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( While I’m doing some overdue cleaning, like this post for a starter! )
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Online
( Hello! I’m going to clean up my dash and edit the muses list! )
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OFFLINE
( It has occurred to me that I am tired so l8er )
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ONLINE
( I GOT EXCELLENT ON ALL OF MY EOCS AAAAAH
also I may be adding a new trial muse soon )
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So I translated Yuri’s profile from King of Works (scans from anon here). I’m def doing Nathan’s next B^)
Name: Yuri Petrov Company: Sternbild Bureau of Justice Height: 188cm (6’2) Living location: Undisclosed Strong point: Cool, calm, and collected Weak points: Lacking in the spirit of cooperation, out of touch with fashion, bad at singing Favorite food: Sugar Least favorite food: Mushrooms Good at: Human analysis, jigsaw puzzles Dislikes (weaknesses): Idle chat and smalltalk Hobbies (how they spend holidays): Music appreciation, conversing with houseplant, jigsaw puzzles, caregiving Motto: In this world, there is no animal so heinous as a human. Even wolves aren’t cannibals, yet humans swallow each other alive. Future goals: To eradicate evil, complete a 5000 piece puzzle
this boy clearly has his priorities in order.
eee sorry if these aren’t perfect translations, I’m rusty >:U
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Send my muse a ✦ and...
I’ll put my ipod on shuffle and my muse will sing that song to your muse.
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She marched up to him and snatched it from him.
“Mind your own business next time!” Man, Olai would have killed her if this guy took it.
{ ∞ } “ … Ah. ”
The apathetic teen removed his hand.
{ ∞ } “ … Sorry. Was just curious. ”
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[ musegxlore ]
“Oy, don’t touch that!” Crow called out to the stranger holding her blue, transparent tablet. “That’s mine!”
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[ angryrabbits-barkingtrolls ]
“What is a fair maiden such as yourself doing in these woods?”
“It’s quite dangerous here. Monsters could appear any moment.” Says the guy with ripped clothing and messy hair from going through said woods.
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He doesn’t even glance up from his computer screen as someone walks through the door.
“I’m busy.” He says, simply. Papers were seen all over the screen, and he seemed to be reading them intently. “If you want to speak, make it quick.”
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