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sorry. what the fuck was that?

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Thank you, that is very helpful, lmao

Wtf is this

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Wtf is this

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do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”

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op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad

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revenge against @achromant's Baruhn! who gave this cat a baxe (bass axe)

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explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre

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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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all cars should come with the la cucaracha horn by default. i think it would make traffic and road rage at least 40% more interesting

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I hate the writing advice that I saw forever ago that was like "you need to have a reason for the characters to be animals, otherwise just make them people." Like, shut up. Just wanting them to be animals or aliens or whatever is enough of a reason; there doesn't need to be some grand theme to it.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”