Name's Bertie. He/him. The one and only~DNI if Dave or a friend of Dave.
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i am nott a womna
Are you a fujoshi, bert???
a what
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ohhhh you wanna kiss dave so bad ooohhhhhhhhh
i want him ded
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dave steped on my foot and i sed how wold u liek it if i stepped on u. and then i ran awway bc i reelized wat i sed
got called gay in sq lads
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whatever. im killing daev wiht a rock now
got called gay in sq lads
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they should invent a kind of floor that is easy and painless for disabled girlies to get up off of. sick of having to either ask for help or stay down there.
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this organization is a fucking prison
Menu item of the month: Hotdog soup

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the food
Rest of my coworkers have this thing. My kitchen is taking in orders from here for any interested vendees looking for the goods.
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awsome if u hear screaming no u didnt
hey whers dave rn. asking for no reeson.
[@q-bert-posting]
Hmm. Up on the roof, I think. Why?
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yeagh
IF ANYONE FEELS LIKE EARNING 500 BRING IN DAVE
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make it 2000 and weve got a deel
IF ANYONE FEELS LIKE EARNING 500 BRING IN DAVE
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FUCK now h e'll just get drunk and sob on tge flore
hey sorry about the helicopter crashed into the side of annex i missed the helipad
-@chopper-dave-posting
I'm not letting you drive drunk anymore.
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Where do you source your weaponry from. There’s a correct answer by the way
- @mercsniper-posting
mostly i make it
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hope it kills yiu
They said drunk-driving was bad, but they never said anything about drunk-flying YEEHAWW
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