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PEAK

Part 1, part 2

So, we've already established that in this AU, Jon, Damian and Billy are best friends now. They hang out as much as possible between missions and family business.

But sometimes, they meet during "hero work", or, in this instance, during JL meetings. Bruce and Clark decided to bring them at some point to get used to it. Even if Damian won't grow up to be a hero, but a doctor, he still takes an interest in league business. After all, a lot of heroes will need stitching at one point or another.

So, they're sitting in the meeting room, trying to concentrate on the person talking each time. But at some point, Captain Marvel have to talk. And bless them, Jon and Damian try to stay serious.

Captain Marvel : So I've been doing some research on the meta trafficking rings in New York. I've noticed a certain, uh, pattern where uuuuh... Well where they...

Damian, who actually helped him with that : For god's sake Marvel, get to the fucking point.

Jon : *Snort and hide his face in his hands*

The crowd of heroes seems offended by Dames' intervention. All heads turn to him, forgetting about Captain Marvel, who is having a hard time containing his laugh.

Wonder Woman : Robin, I would like it if you showed some respect to your elders, while invited on a Justice League meeting, of which you are not yet part of.

Damian : *Snorting in her face* Right yeah sorry. My elder. Absolutely.

Jon : *Laughing his ass off* Damian stop it you doofus.

Wonder Woman : Not you too, Superboy...

Captain Marvel : *Turn around to start laughing too*

Wonder Woman : Captain Marvel, do NOT encourage them !

Captain Marvel : *Wheezing* Yes sorry, it's- *clear his throat*. You should be ashamed of yourself Robin. You dishonor your father ! Shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your dad, shame on your brother, shame on your sister, shame on your mother-

Robin : Do NOT bring my mom into this or I'll bring in yours !

Batman : *Serious as ever* DAMIAN. Enough !

Captain Marvel : *Trying to put back his serious face on* That is extremely mean, murderbird !

Jonathan : You DID bring his mom into this, it's only retaliation Captain Idiot.

Superman : *Trying not to smile* Jon you stop it too.

Captain Marvel : Oh sorry Boy-shit, should we bring yours into it, to ?

Wonder Woman : ???

Jon : My mom-

Batman : KIDS. Out, now, if you're gonna keep disturbing Captain Marvel.

Damian : What ? I didn't do shit !

Captain Marvel : YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT ?

Damian : YEAH BUT YOU-

Batman : Kids. Out. Now. Or else.

Damian & Jon : Yes sir.

Captain Marvel : Hah. I win.

Wonder Woman : Captain Marvel, you are showcasing a serious lack of maturity. Are you 12 ? I don't think so, so act accordingly.

Jon : *Wheeze*

Damian : *Snort*

Captain Marvel : *Clear his throat not to laugh* Right. Yes. Absolutely mo- ma'am !

Jon, from the hallway, as the door close : HE CALLED HER MOM *Laugh his ass off*

Captain Marvel : I did NOT !! I said ma'am !!!

Damian : We know very well you did no-

The door closes on them. Jon and Damian are laughing, but cannot hear inside, since the room is specifically insulated for that. Even for super hearing. Both of them are out of breath. Their ribs hurt.

Once Captain Marvel is done talking, they are allowed back in, but meeting only the gaze of Captain Marvel sends all three of them in a fit of laughter.

Damian and Jon are never allowed to come to meetings again, at least until the truth is revealed.....

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hey so. what

is it okay if I change the theme of my account from winter soldier to robin or something

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get my poor boy some cocoa and a blanket

(I feel like I'm betraying my marvel fans but I have a confession to make. I LOVE dc. I was a dc nerd before marvel..so here's some damian and bat boys content cause he's my favourite)

Damian doesn't cry. Never has, never will.

That was his saying.

That was ofcourse before he met the cruel vindictive place called...

Private school.

Damian sitting at the dinner table silently picking at his food after being bullied for 6 hours: ...

Jason: hah. Finally silent for once, demon brat?

Damians lip quivering as he let's out the most horrendous ugly childish sob on this plantet: ...WAHHHHHH

jason: what the..

Dick already lunging to kill jason:

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my tummy hurts

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can I not get jason todd x reader smut on my fyp please. that's my son 💔

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is it okay if I change the theme of my account from winter soldier to robin or something

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the most underrated concept for Jason & Damian living together for a while back in league of assassins is the one they act like Brontë siblings, especially since Jason canonically is into writing and Damian is into art. because, basically, Brontë family had this game, when they created their own ocs and stories, and played by writing about them (roleplaying, if you may--) and when one of them argued with another, they wrote story where they tortured and killed their oc. by the next day as the argument would end, they would write another story, where for a some reason oc is back, and then it would repeat in cycles each time they would banter. so can you imagine Jason and Damian not fighting for stuff, not even screaming at each other like normal siblings, but instead killing off each other's ocs.

Damian ate Jason's secret sugar stuff that he was hiding from others? Here you go, a 13k one-shot, where Damian's oc, a lonely retired assassin that works in an animal shelter not just dies, but loses everything he built so far before that. oh, and Jason stole Damian's favourite blade and broke it during the fight? guess what, Jason? you will get an absolute masterpiece art of your own oc -- a confused teenage girl, who had abandoned her father's house because of the moral dilemma they went through and found new home under the wing of woman, who looks suspiciously like Wonder Woman -- suffering in all possible ways WITH biblical references that would kill his poor catholic soul. no one is safe inside the house. no one.

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I'm so cool with posting my opinions until it's shipping guys I'm scared what if I get jumped IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

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hey so. damijon is lowkey controversial, right?

like, damian is a solid 14-16 (at most) years old, and jonathan has been aged up to be 17/18. even if that time jump didn't happen, 11 and 14 is still a wild age gap.

im not bashing the ship, I do occasionally read fics with it (if it's not illegal), but I do have one question :

why are there barely any damibilly (damian x billy batson) fans/fan content, both platonic and romantic??

think about it. billy is 14-16 at max. damian is most likely 15 years old. I mean, just by those basic standards, you'd THINK it'd have more fans, right ???

the fandom has shown that they can mix and match canon like its paint, so them not really knowing eachother wouldn't be a problem.

but like. they HAVE interacted in canon before. It may have been captain marvel and damian interacting, yes, but just that interaction could stem into SO many new ones.

what if damian found out about billy's identity and decided to blackmail him? what if he ended up getting attached? what if they become each other person, each others 'exception'?

what if damian just plain confronts captain marvel about his immaturity and accuses him of being "some kind of child", to which billy takes seriously and ends up revealing himself with the idea that damian figured him out?

what if damian ends up learning about billy's situation? what if it ends up teaching dami things? what if they end up learning how to care for each other? what if they go to eachothers cities? what if dami convinces billy to sleep over at the manor and damian stays out late in the streets of fawcett just as a civilian with billy?

there's so much room for comedy, too. just imagine batman allowing robin to sit in on a meeting and for some reason captain marvel and him can't make eye contact without having to look away and stifle their laughs?

imagine damian bringing some random homeless kid to wayne manor. the kid is beat up and missing a tooth, and all he can say is "do you guys have kool-aid powder here?"

imagine the bats having a discussion about their favorite justice league members and they learn about damians sudden appreciation for captain marvel?

there's literally so much to work with, so many possibilities. why go for the borderline strange ship and not the legal, cute sounding one?

it can also just be platonic, of course. honestly I'd prefer to see platonic damibilly over romantic. but if you really want to make an interesting storyline with damian or billy with a male love interest, then like. boom. no need to keep begging dc to revert jons age jump just so the ship can be mildly more acceptable (which actually isn't true, it gets worse if you get rid of the timeskip.)

anyways here's my platonic/romantic damibilly agenda. I have so many ideas for this.

I just know I'm gonna post this and find out that it's a controversial ship because of some panel from 1755 that said billy actually got cursed with mentally being 80 years old. I'm cooked guys please don't cancel me IF THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL THEN THROW ME AN ASK AND LET ME KNOW🥀🥀

btw this is NOT me shipping dami and captain marvel. yes, billy is captain marvel, but I'm positive that any kind of relation they could have would only be achieved if damian knew his identity. fuck off creeps.

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the social anxiety is going to be real noticeable in this next post yall better get ready

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supersons fighting crime together except damian can't stop dropping mind breaking heart wrenching insane ass lore in the middle of it

jon : "ugh—! on your left, robs!"

damian : "heard."

jon : "there's too many of them, we should call up a bat!"

damian : "pfft, no need. I've taken on far more than this."

jon : "ha!—oh really? how many?"

damian, suddenly pausing to look at jon : "have you ever been ambushed by 50 assassins in your sleep before?"

jon : "i- uh- huh?"

damian : "because I have."

jon : "WHAT"

damian : "on your left, farm boy!"

jon : "wait you can't just— AH!!"

jon : "robin! cover your face, the air is poison!"

damian : "don't worry, superboy, I'm immune!"

jon : "what? how?!"

damian : "since i was three, I've been steadily exposing myself to toxins and poisons to make my endurance stronger"

jon : "you must be joking ."

damian : "... shall i answer that honestly or—"

jon : "no."

jon : "I can't believe we've been captured... it's going to take hours to break out of—!"

damian, holding up metal handcuffs : "done."

jon : "wh—how?!"

damian : "these are simple military grade restraints, I could have done so underwater whilst blindfolded."

jon :

jon : "... have you—"

damian : "yes."

jon : "I am begging you to go to therapy."

damian : pained noise

jon : "robin! are you okay?"

damian : "<tt>, it is nothing. I've simply been struck somewhere rather sore."

jon : "where? was it your shoulder? I know it's still healing."

damian : "no, it is simply my spine. it's been aching more often due to the cold air not meshing well with the metal."

jon : "..."

jon : "you have a metal spine."

damian : "... yes?"

jon : "I'm not even—I'm done."

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my tummy hurts

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very happy to see all the adhd-ers fucking w superman2025 clark kent. very lovely to see. we love our wet dog guy

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now why would you do this

what we could’ve had

To that one person who asked me for my interpretation of respawn and Damian’s dynamic, I can’t find you but this is it. Their dynamic had the potential to be what nightwing was to Damian.

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Bruce: "I am going to be a mission with the JL for the next month or so."

Dick & Damian, immediately perking up:

Bruce: "I will contact you once a week for a che-"

Dick: "That means you'll need someone to fill in, right? Who are you choosing?"

Bruce: "There's no need for that. Between the seven of you I think you have it-"

Damian: "Do not jest, Father! Gotham requires it's first and most important protector, Batman, at all times!"

Dick: "Exactly. Someone has to don the cowl. So who are you choosing, B?"

Damian: "It cannot be Jason, he's preoccupied with Crime Alley, and-"

Dick: "-It definitely couldn't be Tim because he's busy with his own set of cases, plus-"

Damian: "-Cassandra absolutely refuses to until she's deemed herself completely worthy of the role, whatever that means. So-"

Bruce: "Are.... Are you finishing each other's sentences?"

Dick: "So accounting for all that, there really is only one possible candidate-"

Damian: "-Richard, who has both the time, ability and experience. So what do you say? Spit it out already!"

Bruce:

Bruce: "You both know you could've simply asked, right?"

Dick: "That isn't an answer, Bruce."

Bruce: *Sigh* "Yes, you can be Batman while I'm away."

Dick & Damian: "YES!" *High-five*

Dick, sprinting to the Cave: "I'll go find my Bat-suit!"

Damian, also sprinting to the Cave: "I'll go sharpen my Birdarangs!"

Bruce:

Bruce: "How come you were never that excited to work with me?"

Steph: "'Cause you're a massive stick in the mud."

Bruce, fondly annoyed: "Hn."

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Tim: How does one even do cpr on a giraffe? Dick: Timmy, why? Dami, don't listen to him, just get back to bed. Damian, already on his phone: Hyperfixation, here I go. Tim: If they choke on something is that the end for them? Damian: You got me texting my veterinarian friend at 3 am, I hope you're happy. Bruce: Now I need to know too. Tim, you're grounded.