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Instead of saying crass B.S. like "what the c****", or "what t*** fuck", why don't we simply spread joy and say, "what the pleasure"? Reblog, if you agree. [tumblr]
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When I was a kid I kept failing classes because I'd lose my homework. I'd finish it, but between the dining room table and the classroom it would just walk away. Sometimes it ended up in my backpack, sometimes it didn't; sometimes I finished the homework at school and it got home in my backpack but wasn't there the next day.
To attempt to address this, my parents got me a neon orange folder to put in my backpack; it was my homework folder, all homework was to go into that folder and that folder only, and it was to only come out of that folder when it was being worked on. I was to put homework in the homework folder as soon as it was assigned and if I'd worked on it, put it back in the folder as soon as it was finished. The logic here was that using the folder was supposed to be automatic, and you wanted a bright color so it wouldn't get lost in the depths of a backpack.
I think I lost about eight of those before my parents stopped buying orange folders.
So it was very frustrating to search "how to be organized at work as an adult with ADHD" only to get a list that said "set alarms and write things down and try to make friends with a more organized person" which was immediately followed by tips to help your ADHD child stay organized and the one right at the top was to put their homework in a bright folder so they couldn't lose it.
If you have been harmed by the ADHD Tips Industrial Complex you may be entitled to a packet of fun-dip and a cactus cooler as consolation for losing your homework folder again.
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As tiring as all this shit is, I can't in good faith continue to use spotify.

For anyone else jumping ship, I used to exportify.app to save my favorite playlists.
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hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing
peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.
Except they keep coming back.
PLAY ON ITCH.IO
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So let me get this right:
Businesses made less money during the pandemic because of global supply chain issues and lack of customers going out
To "recoup their losses" everyone jacked up prices as COVID restrictions died away
The increased price of eating out is causing more people to eat at home to save money (ironic because groceries are still fucking expensive)
Restaurants are hurting more now because they're driving away their own customers, and in order to "recoup" those losses they're raising prices even higher, thus fucking up the cycle even harder.
In summary: CEOs and company executives who are driven only by seeing their share prices constantly going up have fucked over regular people. Until their stupid profit bubble pops and they have to reevaluate the business from the ground up, or they get straight up assassinated, this is only going to get worse.
I'm no economist, but it feels like serious change needs to happen in our government to help put an end to shit like this. We deserve better than the "fuck over Americans party while pretending to only attack immigrants" party and the "fuck over Americans while pretending they aren't" party. We need a socialist party to shake things up
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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"local quests near me"
"quests to complete nearby"
"quests available in my city"
"nearest quest board google maps"
"beginner side quests in my neighborhood"
^ 0 results Found
This is why you should spend less time posting OnLine and more time posting on the quest board!!!
Example:
Seeking a brave adventurer to fetch me one 5lbs bag of all purpose flour. Reward: A batch of fresh homemade snickerdoodles.
This could be the world we live in, but alas! You squander your time on this mortal plane! Imagine the baked goods we could have shared! Perhaps... in another life.
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people
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