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“i asked chatgpt-” ok well i asked dan and phil and they didn’t really answer my question they just started talking about how their souls are intertwined and i’m still not sure if they meant it in a romantic way or not
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reposting my own post …. boy i was right.
You think the gaming channel is wild in 2024 just wait for 2025 THEY WILL SOMEHOW MAKE IT GAYER AND MORE UNHINGED
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25 year old Dan 🤝 34 year old Dan 👀🍆
#hey so what the fuck#diphowell i’m coming for you#this is devastating#why#gay people why#i am a gay people don’t come for me#AUUGHHHH#DANIEL HOWELL IS IN LOVE
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peeksures i tag literally anyone who wants to do this. @peachlessroomba @muffinbingbong (idk anyone else’s username)
hi lila its been a week since you tagged me but whateves look im doing the tag game!!! @roaldamundsen
6 non selfie pics coming rightup!






peer pressure tagging: @misschurchill15 @judasiscarrots @ponyatowski and everyone who sees this why not have fun friends
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MY BEST FRIEND DID THAT SHIT PLEASE GO LIKE AND REBLOG OR ILL FIND YOU AND TAKE ALL YOUR DNP MERCH HOME WITH ME

sister daniel stuns at the met gala
inspired by sabrina carpenters look at the met gala this year
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how did I spend so many years identifying with dan? like my bitch ass is always saying shit like "I don't believe in this the internet" and "how do batteries work?" but then when people explain things to me i'm zoned tf out like, girl, those are clearly symptoms of phil lester
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he think
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Father, I hope you forgive me for my sins. If DnP released an OF I would not watch it lol my parasocial relationship with them is like they're older friends of mine so it would just feel weird lmao I totally get how the other people would watch it tho
This is really valid. I would look because im a curious priest and i need to make sure the holes- i mean make sure its holy.
#sister daniel#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#phil lester#i kinda#would like to see#maybe#perhaps#not to be freaky like that
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crying. sobbing actually

He said this with all his dussy and actually hasn’t deleted it to this day
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i love being corny and insufferable

reblog if you're corny and insufferable
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@danielhowell @amazingphil
didn’t realize we were having a threesome but okay
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Hello it's Father Philip, one sin you are all guilty of is not confessing. The confession booth is open, spill all your sins and see if you'll be forgiven.
#father philip#confess your sins#sister daniel#dan and phil#father philip confessions#danandphil#dan howell#phil lester#asks open#asks#ask away
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DO YOU USE AI AS A THERAPIST?
WELL DONT DO THAT ANYMORE. COME TO MY ASK BOX.
I know youre probably stuck in a pickle right now, have something weighing on you or even just bored. Well I am here to give support, bad advice and maybe even give a bad joke. I am a real human person (i think?) that will respond to you and also give you bad advice FOR FREE!!!!
SPILL YOUR SECRETS!!
ASK ME QUESTIONS
TELL ME THAT WEIRD FACT
ASK ME FOR A WEIRD FACT
please dont confess murder to me
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS !!!!
#internet support group#answered asks#send asks#anon ask#ask#dan and phil#dan howell#do you hate ai#i hate ai !!
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everyone talks about the golden pig but no one talks about the og pig in dan and phil’s life .. shout out to the sims4 porcelain pig
#golden pig can suck it#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#dan and phil games#dan howell#dnp#amazing phil#golden pig#sims 4#porcelain pig#og pig
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reblog to claim ur accreditation!!
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hey phannies i need your help to settle a debate
#ALL IF THIS STARTED BC I DIDNT WANNA PUNCH MY BOYFRIEND IN THE FACE#GOD FORBID A MAN DOESNT WANNA DO THAT#I DONT SEE WHATS SO WRONG ABOUT THAT#my thing is see.#listen#i’m offered a million dollars but i have to punch him in the face#cool great i have money/ nay WE have money#but i now have to live with the fact that i HURT my boyfriend to get said money#I DONT WANT TO HURT HIM#WHY CANT PEOPLE GET THAT IN THEIR HEADS#THATS THE POINT#I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MONEY#I CARE ABOUT KEEPING HIM SAFE#now.#if we did have a conversation about it#then yes. i’ll punch him#but why is it abnormal for me to not want to hurt my boyfriend just for money?#that’s insane to me#and why are more people willing to hurt someone#especially someone they love#just for money?#i get we all need money but that’s kinda shit ngl#i’m just saying#okay the end
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heres the link for the youtube and twitch livestreams of overcooked live later today!
starts at 5pm uk time/ 12pm est
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