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Questionable Transmasc Passing advice
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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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get some Addiction man Privacy deodorant
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Get an STP Packer and then only piss in the bushes when you gotta go
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STEAL YOUR STEPFATHER'S CLOTHES!
Steal your masculine family members clothes!
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pretend you're a boxer any time you wear a hoodie. punch the air a few times
Shadowbox nothing in particular. Shadowbox your friends. Shadowbox the doorframe. Streetlight. Lamppost. Tree.
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Drive with your left hand on top of the steering wheel so you have the freedom to hold your Budweiser with your right hand
Cargo shorts, tanktop, and birkenstocks included.
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Passing advice for anybody named Brutus
Stab Julius Ceasar
Stab stab
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Shotgunning a monster pipeline punch since they took away ultra rosa (definitely not salty about it /half joking\) in rugged fox ears while blasting MCR
And then dont drink all of it, instead kick the half-empty can around with your bros!
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dap up everything
your friend, your wife, the door handle
everything
And do the dab
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Use dish soap as shampoo/conditioner. "Skin safe" is a MYTH
9 in 1 soap WORKS and you should use it.
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hnmnnnnhg lifted truck
lifted truck... squatted truck... mmhmhmmm
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fix other people's bike tires
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punch hole in drywall
Then spackle it shut. Gender affirmed
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learn to weld, but exclusively so you can weld the diff on your beat up '05 supra and build a dodgy roll cage that would definitely fail if you ever actually ended up needing it (you won't)
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become rich in a scrooge mcduck way hes so based and full of t after all that zinc poisoning
Get a money pool and swim through it, it will get you really buff
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gently lick other peoples spoons and then violently pat their wardrobes
I don't know what reference im missing here, but this sounds unhinged so im posting it anyways
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Talk about being on testosterone at the climbing gym and leave everyone guessing whether you're doping or not
Snort some chalk to furtherly imply you're doping.
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