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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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texts from jeeves

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Tumblr really stumbled into a beautiful feature with the whole "tags are separated from the main post" (as they should be, they're metadata) + "tags can be as long as entire tweets" thing. They make a really nice form of textual subvocalization/whisper mode/aside/whatever (they're flexible!).

I keep finding myself wanting to make such asides on other sites and find myself subtly irritated that I can't. I wanna elaborate in a way that is diminished compared to the main post!

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Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

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If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

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ok well this blew my mind

This is also true with filmmakers. Western filmmakers pan their cameras mostly left to right and Iranian filmmakers do right to left.

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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The main reason you can't do a very good political allegory through the medium of a D&D Actual Play is that it's basically impossible to improvise a good allegory, but the more interesting reason is that if you try to think about the politics of a world in which people have radically different natural adult lifespans for even a minute, it immediately becomes clear that it's nothing like our world.

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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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Me. Don't ask me which ones. All of them.

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon