had that one viral hungergames tweet and other than that these are just jokes i can't post anywhere else
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Sometimes I am unsure if I am brave enough for things and then I remember last semester when I randomly started pole dancing lessons and danced in front of an entire crowd just as a random side quest
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was so nervous for a date and i am not allowed to use xanax any more so instead i went and got four piercings right before it and then did a sonny angel box unboxing to take off the nerves
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do not take double the amount of mg in an edible at midnight for a sabrina carpenter release because then u hear please please please featuring dolly parton and dolly's voice scares the shit out of you and now you can't listen to the song sober now because it was so traumatizing
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do you think maggie rogers knows i need to know her intimately
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i hate when people are right about general life things. like yeah deleting social media does make my mental health better. going to the gym everyday does make me feel better about myself. drinking water does make my skin clearer. like touuuucheeee jesus christ
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got the cat from the valentines day keychain set just in case u were wondering guys, i know i have a large audience
was so nervous for a date and i am not allowed to use xanax any more so instead i went and got four piercings right before it and then did a sonny angel box unboxing to take off the nerves
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was so nervous for a date and i am not allowed to use xanax any more so instead i went and got four piercings right before it and then did a sonny angel box unboxing to take off the nerves
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my design professor was talking about honesty and integrity within our work and the classroom, while I had an article from 2011 pulled up about how he stole thousands of dollars from a previous university to buy handmade oriental rugs for his home and honestly it made me respect him more. scam them king
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how to explain that my most invigorating hobby is a scratch off movie poster
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immediately clocked the kpop artist among the squid games season 2 cast, you never forget your roots
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im so excited for the new year, i have a killer breakup skinny going on, a shopping addiction, a weird mold smell in my apartment, a pilates princess vibe happening, a skin care routine that i think is making my skin worse, and an electric heating pad. this is my year vibe wise but not fiscally
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gender reveal party for my ovarian cyst! (left or right ovary)
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currently studying abroad in Singapore and every day they find something to make fun of as an american that I didn't expect. today, while registering at my job, the front desk man went "American? Long phone number, 10 digits" and laughed for like a minute.
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tumblr is my only form of free expression. my mom follows my instagram and my friends follow my twitter and the entirety of my contacts always finds my tiktoks. and i really don’t need my boss knowing that i would lick the sweat off of jungkook on the lord’s Sunday
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i love checking back on my class waitlists after i already registered. i like to see you guys scramble and claw at what is already mine, you look like fools
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