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You ever notice how Rap and Dr. Seuss, like the opposites of each other? they're both rhyming but in very different tones.
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Y'all, it's Strawberry Moon this week!
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I found this hideous AI thing in a Lowes good god it looks like the lady bug and worm? Had kids!!???
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They didn't call the lake Erie till I had a swim in it
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I went to a church once it was pretty fun, After the sermon and stuff they left you go out back And hand feed god, I fed him a bunch of Corn colonels and he let me pet his majestic mane.
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Summer-ween and gravity falls be getting crazy

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Ooo how I love the dentist
When they stick their fingers in my mouth will I bite will I not only I know in this game of bite roulette and the dentist is at my toothy mercy
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Ok, so you know how VeggieTales only tells stories from the New Testament because the creator's mom made him promise that he would never depict Jesus as a veggie that being said if he was a veggie what type of veggie do you think he would be I think he would be a tall one like the carrots string beans or asparagus
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If you could turn into 10 of any of the aliens from the Ben 10 series which would you choose and why (also no ultimates or alien x)
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Study tip perform a small blood magic ricual and summon dark entity's to pour the forbidden knowledge you seek directly into your mind
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"You do not recognize the body's in the water"
"You do not recognize the body's in the water"
BITCH I AM THE BODY'S IN THE WATER !!!!!!!
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N:is literally a murder machine
Also n:
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Pomni if she just takes a freaking Xanax
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Junji ito: my wife's cat is a hideous monster a gluttonous beast death personified
The cat

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I don't get why people don't like pineapple pizza
"But it's a crime against nature"
That's the FUN part!!
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Did we ever figure out who the Zodiac Killer was because like I remember a couple of years ago they're talking about DNA evidence or something
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