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ok yall im making a new tumble bc this one has embarrassing shit

message me if you want my new link

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I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

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TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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The only piece of trans bathroom discourse that matters is this poem I apparently wrote in my notes at 3am last month

I am trans

And wen I see

The bathroom tht is rite for me

I must recline

To take a wee

I hav no dong

I sit to pee

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when you walk out of your bedroom and the bathtub is in the hallway

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if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

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⚡️☠️

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therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

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“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

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Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy

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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

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How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

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since tumblr is dead, i can make this post

dirk pours his milk before his cereal

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tbh i never sing along to fergalicous because im terrified that ill accidentally slip into the lyrics of… the wrong version.

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i miss him 

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its holiday season, danny phantom is fucking pissed