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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.
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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing
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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
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saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual
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things to say to a person having a weed panic attack
damn that sounds really scary. ive never heard of that ever happening to anyone else who did weed. you probably broke your brain and it's gonna be stuck like that forever
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i love you people i love this site i wish slutweed was real
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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Magic the Gathering tip: if someone tells you that you should let them live because they’re going to do something “really funny” on their turn, you should always let them live. it might be really funny.
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recently (and unfortunately) had an interaction with my family of birth (many of whom are unaware that i am trans despite me being publicly out since high school) which resulted in:
middlest brother: “why is your voice so deep?”
me: “ah, i’m on testosterone” (because it is not a secret i just never told our mother)
second eldest: yeah she thinks she’s a guy
me, under my breath: and so do my friends, my school, and several medical professionals but okay
anyways i still have no plans to come out to them because i’ve been publicly out and transitioning for 5+ years
#transgender#transmasc#trans day of visibility#legit forgot to come out and now i won’t out of spite#reddit brother#low contact family
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its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney
we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article
it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.
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