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I just feel down a flight of stairs

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Dear old best friend,

I knew this was coming

Anyone could have guessed,

I feel as if I have grieved our friendship long before it ended

The cracks were there long before I noticed them and they’ll be there long after I’ve left.

Still I won’t throw away the photos,

Or discard the trinkets, I won’t paint over the marks you left on my wall or suppress the memory of you when it surfaces.

For now I will keep them safe, tucked far away in the corner of my closet.

Perhaps they will come in handy, another time, another place

When we can share a laugh and reminisce on what was and could have been

After all you are my old best friend

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Me:always be kind you never know what someone is going through

Also Me: Nice turn signal fuck-face

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This room smells like the classroom I was in the day I realized I was alive.

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Okay so I’m rewatching Star Trek the original series and WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT IN S1 E7. When Captain Kirk IS REPLACED WITH AN ANDROID they only thing HE KNOWS WILL TELL THE CREW THAT HE HAS BEEN REPLACED IS TO BAD MOUTH SPARK!!!!!!!!??!???

Like WHY IS THAT GLOSSED OVER

“If he looks the same and acts the same so it must be the captain- wait what did he say? HE HAS BEEN REPLACED I REPEAT HE HAS BEEN REPLACED”

-someone aboard the enterprise probably

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Me: *Drinks an entire gallon of chocolate milk*

Me: ✨SElf CarE✨

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I need a lobotomy

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Fun fact:

Study’s have found that if you have 6 blue raspberry snow cones it will turn your shit bright blue.

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Fucking real. Me and my geometry teacher were so close to throwing hands.

Im coming for you Mr. Lustica

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When your dad un ironically calls tik tok, tik tack

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Most times where I’m from the firefighters are responding to calls bc someone drove their car through someone’s house. (It’s happened 5 times in like 10 months)

People complaining on Twitter that 911 is not putting out fires and barely go to fire calls anymore and my brother in Christ that’s how the real world is. They got that part so fucking correct 9/10 times Fire is responding for dumb ass shit not fighting fires.

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Me fr

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How is it possible that this many people can relate to one thing without specifying what it is. It’s amazing

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

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damn ok lake superior

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Queers Undermining Israeli Terrorism (Q.U.I.T.), San Francisco, [early 2000’s].

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