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Context: this is a hostage situation. One of the guys is asking everyone what their worst way to die would be (to pass the time). Ippei (light hair glasses guy) is like: I'd hate to die drowning. One time I was dropped into water as a kid. Ugh, horrible.

Guy with knife: I see-

Totonou (curly hair guy): When you're drowning you're not supposed to lift your arms. Or so they say. The reason for this is that when you're floating in water, only 2% of your body sticks out. Basically, if you lift arms, your hands will be that 2% and your face won't come out the surface. So the secret is to float in such a way that your face forms part of the 2%.

Ippei: wow... really? 😳 👉👈 WITH THE FREAKING SPARKLES. I love this manga. It has amazing faces. The lines are so scrumbly or something. The main character figuratively never stops talking. He goes off on long tirades and looks super cool for it.

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do u guys play minecraft

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blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer

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these two shitposts i made months apart fit weirdly well

first shitpost source

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But I know that's not true. That's just fantasy. Kid's stuff.

I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

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The world if every calm k-pop song had the slightest upwards comma pump and every mitski song sporadically went flatter

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⋆⭒˚｡⋆ Please don’t return me to the dark of all the memories ⋆⭒˚｡⋆

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yummy treat 4 her

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I used to think I was capable. I mean I still am probably, but I don't think about it much anymore. Huh.

Huh

... I... deserve... to think of myself with more self-esteem... *falls asleep*

Thinking of home again. I miss the plants. The air. The sky. The sea. I could sit down there and never walk away. I could...

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a long time ago, I would stay up at night, crying and confused.

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There's a street near my apartment with a bunch of homes. Sort of, stacked together in one block. And in these homes, the kitchen adjoins the street-facing, and connects to the outside through a window. At night, if you pass them by, you can smell when someone's cooking. And that's like the next best thing to smelling when someone(you?)'s cooking inside your house.

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Sometimes you experience things and your only two options are to live the rest of your life in dissociation and denial, or to fundamentally alter your worldview based upon the facts of reality you’ve been confronted with. Funny enough it’s typically the latter that makes people treat you like you’re crazy

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i call this one “nobody likes you when youre 23”

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IN STARS AND TIMERS.

the game's been out for a while. you had time to figure out who you like. so. it is time. for the

✨WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BLORBO POLL!!!!!!!✨

this poll will be open for a week. you'll be able to vote. BUT!!!! in true french fashion, this is ONLY THE FIRST ROUND!!!!

in one week, this poll will have a SECOND ROUND, where the first two blorbos with the most votes will fight for the most votes again! so vote your heart out for the first round, and vote for the True Blorbo the second*

*i am not sponsored by french law. i just think doing a poll like this would be funny

"well what is that whole poll for" idk whos everyone favorite blorbo is. and i wanna know. but. whoever is first. i will draw them. with a nose

vote for blorbos