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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

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funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool

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reblog to bite your mutuals

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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Society if that was me

can i come over

Sure (:

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Ref Recs for Whump Writers

Violence: A Writer’s Guide:  This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.

Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.

Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.

10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world. 

Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters. 

Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook

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I love these sm. He sits in my heart (help, he's taken me hostage)

https://de.pinterest.com/pin/16888567431603304/

https://de.pinterest.com/pin/25684660371648311/

@rainbowbutterfrosting Shang Qinghua you will always be famous

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...how do you jump from learning how to solder straight into sucking dick??

With enthusiastic consent from both parties.

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once mobei-jun learns his long sharp claws are perfect for gently scratching in a way that humans love it's over for shang qinghua. mobei-jun runs his nails down the back of shang qinghua's head bc to demons putting your claws to someone's skull is a display of authority and strength, but shang qinghua just kind of shivers and goes still beneath his hand, rambling cut off, and mobei suddenly has his full attention.

after some trial and error mobei-jun finds out that he can effectively turn shang qinghua into a relaxed puddle by lightly scraping his claws down the back of his head and neck, which is crazy because to demons it's like feeling relaxed with a knife to your throat—but then again his human is very strange. and mobei-jun enjoys how shang qinghua goes kind of boneless and heavy in his hands, like he is finally trusting his king as he should and acknowledging that his king is the strongest and can protect him.

meanwhile shang qinghua doesn't know why mobei-jun keeps threatening him with claws to his skull like he's going to dig out his brains, but honestly he can't really get himself to care when his king's claws are absolutely delicious against his scalp and he is in his own little sensory heaven.

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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

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How I feel after this episode

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OOOOOOOOO

If you assign Mobei Jun a species, I'll write dredge au moshang

I think I’ve talked about this before but he’s the fucked up narwhal

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So bigass fish Mobei Jun and small human Airplane?

Call that Mobei (Aero)D(ynam)ic[k]

SDLFKSDFLSDFJLSJF I LOVE THAT

@consumeroflemoans

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i understand why people don’t like to put personal info out there on the internet but i’m curioussss. and im literally nice.

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Unwilling bride and a expressionless groom (who actually is incredibly happy)