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the american woodcock is a common shorebird foind primarily in the eastern half of the united states of america. baby woodcocks are precocial, meaning that within a few hours after hatching, they are already exploring and learning; within a few days, they are self-sufficient enough to feed themselves. at five weeks old, they become fully independent. young woodcocks are known to freeze or take cover with their mothers if they are frightened; their brown coloration often helps them camouflage into brushy habitats.
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People comment on posts like they're the first person on the planet earth to tell you about nuance
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Just saw a post that reminded me that when i was in the botanical gardens today there was a new sign with a photo of a cat and so clearly i was like oho? botanical garden mascot cat?? (mascat even) and went to see what the sign said and the sign said . See this cat? This cat is here all the time. she WILL beg you for pets. do not listen to her she is a fucking liar she will bite bite kill you. we do not own her. we do not know who owns her. if you know please fucking tell us. which is funny enough as like a sign purely because you know some botanical garden employees found this out the hard way but particularly funny because i MET THIS CAT WEEKS AGO. in the botanical gardens. she was sunning on a bench and very politely asked me for pets and was very nice for like ten minutes and then she bit me (not very hard, didn't break skin or anything) at which point i sternly told her well in that case i would not be petting her anymore and left and she followed me OUT of the gardens DOWN the street for a good bit, again shamelessly begging for pets. what an accomplished little criminal. neighborhood famous for lying and betrayal. god forbid women do anything
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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse
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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.
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do not 'oh it's just mascara' me i mean ANYTHING if you would hesitate to leave the house for a certain occasion without applying a certain thing to your face then you wear makeup for that occasion
#if I'm going OUT out i like to put on mascara and lipstick#but that's very rare. like once a month at the most#but then i also put on a color corrector if I'm having a particularly red day. i guess that counts as makeup too#i do that once a week#give or take
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The only good youtuber is Any Austin
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豆柴3色姉妹♪姫.鈴.琴♪ on X: “🐶琴「ドリドリドリー」 🐶姫「その顔ヤバいって」 🐶鈴「腹へったー」 そんな朝散歩でした😆✌️ 今日も仲良しサン柴でーふ❤️ #サン柴日記 #柴犬のいる幸せ #今日もマイペース https://t.co/q4jFzpufT1” / X
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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
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