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Really wish this worked on my iPad 2. :/

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This guy is the Joe Satriani of photoshop. Or something like that. Watch now.
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Church Members Mistreat Homeless Man in Church, Unaware It Is Their Pastor in Disguise. "Pastor Jeremiah Steepek transformed himself into a homeless person and went to the 10,000 member church that he was to be introduced as the head pastor at that morning. He walked around his soon to be church for 30 minutes while it was filling with people for service, only 3 people out of the 7-10,000 people said hello to him. He asked people for change to buy food – no one in the church gave him change. He went into the sanctuary to sit down in the front of the church and was asked by the ushers if he would please sit in the back. He greeted people to be greeted back with stares and dirty looks, with people looking down on him and judging him. As he sat in the back of the church, he listened to the church announcements and such. When all that was done, the elders went up and were excited to introduce the new pastor of the church to the congregation. “We would like to introduce to you Pastor Jeremiah Steepek.” The congregation looked around clapping with joy and anticipation. The homeless man sitting in the back stood up and started walking down the aisle. The clapping stopped with all eyes on him. He walked up the altar and took the microphone from the elders (who were in on this) and paused for a moment then he recited, “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. “For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’ “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’ ‘The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ After he recited this, he looked towards the congregation and told them all what he had experienced that morning. Many began to cry and many heads were bowed in shame. He then said, “Today I see a gathering of people, not a church of Jesus Christ. The world has enough people, but not enough disciples. When will YOU decide to become disciples?” He then dismissed service until next week. Following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ should be more than just talk. It ought to be a lifestyle that others around you can love about you and share in.” Be a Christian all you want, but at least follow the teachings of Christ if you’re going to claim the title.
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I probably woke my neighbor up with my laughing so much!









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Oh my god!! I want this dog!! I keep watching this and smiling. :D
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This is kinda messed up. I think the baby can't tell whether she's hapypy or scared or sad or what. I have to wonder how bad the singing was! Really cute baby though.
emotional baby a ten-month-old’s reaction to her mom singing “my heart can’t tell you no”, by sara evans
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Just the other day a Best Buy employee told me all you can do on tablets is simple doodles, never real art. I asked if he'd ever heard of the Paper app. Needless to say, he hadn't. I told him, "Go home and Google 'made with paper', then tell me that again." I should go back and show him this as an example. Absolutely mind-blowing...

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Okay I don't get it. Take a look at those pics. That first one is the watch I bought from Target (made by Mossimo, one of Target's brands). I absolutely loved the face and the metal band. The bronzed faux leather band was nice too. I figured it was an extra band included with the purchase, as an alternative to the metal. Nope, turns out it's all one thing, as you can see by the pic. So I spent a while trying to figure out how it's supposed to work... and failed. If it was side by side, the leather band shows all its holes. If it's one big loop, it fits an elephant's wrist. And you can't detach the leather from the metal. I suppose you could remove "links" from the metal, but you'd have to remove all of them to make it fit a human, and then what's the point of having it? I was really puzzled, so I took it back to the store. Customer service was "stumped" too, in her own words. I went and got the only other one remaining on the shelf, and opened it up. Same thing. Now I see, when I Google it, that it's actually supposed to look this way. Target, wtf were you thinking?! I can only guess that they were trying to imitate big name watch makers, but the style fail is so big I'm gobsmacked. I actually really like the other ones - not the white color of the Marc Jacobs one so much, but the general idea of the style. However, the one glaring difference is, in all the other ones, the band is the same throughout. Or at least it matches. The style completely fails when you have two completely different types of bands together. Especially when the metal one has 20 holes in it. Then it doesn't look like a bracelet next to a watch, it just looks like a really shitty mismatched watch. I'm so disappointed because I really liked the face and all... I looked for another one to exchange it for, but none of them compared. So I got my money back, and will keep looking. But if anyone reading this happens to know how to make this watch "work" stylistically, please tell me! I'd go back and re-buy it, if I could figure it out!
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I thought this was a photo at first glance. Absolutely STUNNING work! What I wonder is how the edges are so crisp. Eraser tool? But then how is the background not white? Please explain!

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Kacy and baby Ben. I might go back and fix some mistakes but it was just practice, using the Paper app on my iPad.
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Went to Rose Chase's trial this afternoon. Very interesting...
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