rancidraptor
rancidraptor
hold tight and pretend it's a plan
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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hey! i have period cramps. can u give them to jason?
Hi! I’m really sorry I took so long to do this that you probably don’t have period cramps anymore, but we’ll be ready for next time.
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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These nerdy prudes gotta die
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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doodled the Spankoffski bros 🫶
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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look at this sign at my local monastery
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕
yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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feels like a good time to remind people about undue medical debt which is an org that buys up and forgives medical debt that has erased over $20b of medical debt so far
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rancidraptor · 20 hours ago
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Vampire: *struggling*
Me:
Vampire: *still struggling*
Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-
Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????
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rancidraptor · 21 hours ago
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drink my concoction boy
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rancidraptor · 21 hours ago
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friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:
Do not work on your days off.
"But--"
DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
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rancidraptor · 21 hours ago
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Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)
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rancidraptor · 21 hours ago
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