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This hurts me in unimaginable ways, how dare you 馃槶
My brothers keeper.
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Heart-wrenching lore taken from small chat moments my beloved
intervention
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The desire to put my little OC who has already been through the horror through EVEN MORE horrors is astronomical. Why am I allowed this power
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I can鈥檛 believe I come outta art block for this
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Scar: that was the task sound that we heard a few minutes ago.
Pearl: that's the task sound?
Scar: from secret life. I know the whispers quite well, I hear them in my sleep.
#mom said its MY turn to emotionally devastate the fans#Bro got jealous of everyone else having cool angst#and now we have to suffer#scar woke up chose violence against the fandom and never stopped
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN:
Teen: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: Who鈥檚 asking?
Teen, pointing to himself: Me
Me: I don't know you :gets on elevator and leaves:
I'd like to donate my apparently androgynous figure to a gender fluid or non-binary person, or whoever wants it. Cause, I'm AFAB and identify as a woman, but because I have short hair and a flat chest I often get mistaken for a man until I speak.
Today, I was at work and these two teens walked in and did a triple take like: "Excuse me ma'am. . . Sir? Ma'am? Sir."
I'd like to donate the moment to someone who would get gender euphoria from that. First come, first serve basis lol
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Introducing my dad to Hannibal and we're only TWO EPISODES in and my dad already clocked so much.
[About Will and Hannibal] "They're complete opposites, but also the exact same."
"Does Hannibal like Will because he sees himself in Will? Someone who likes to kill as much as he does?"
"Does Hannibal view people like cows he can kill?"
Idk how he's picked up so much so soon XD
#hannibal#first time watching#my dad reacts to Hannibal#how does this man have so much intution about Hannibal#hannibal rewatch#my dad is gonna clock the gayness by ep five fr#he will not be ready
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My friend is playing through Kingdom Hearts with me for the first time and he was a third of the way through when:
I spent THREE YEARS researching the lore, I KNOW you didn't just say that to me
#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 1#first time playthrough#dumb shit#THERE IS SO MUCH CONVOLUTED LORE#ALL THE LORE#Never say that shit to my face again >:(
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I'd like to donate my apparently androgynous figure to a gender fluid or non-binary person, or whoever wants it. Cause, I'm AFAB and identify as a woman, but because I have short hair and a flat chest I often get mistaken for a man until I speak.
Today, I was at work and these two teens walked in and did a triple take like: "Excuse me ma'am. . . Sir? Ma'am? Sir."
I'd like to donate the moment to someone who would get gender euphoria from that. First come, first serve basis lol
#AFAB#androgony#donating a life moment to give somebody gender euphoria#maybe I should grow my hair out :P#I said first come first serve but anyone is welcome to steal this moment#gender euphora
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Disrespectfully, this killed me
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2x13 || 3x02
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say his name three times!
#words cannot describe how much I love this#bill cipher and beetlejuice on MY tumblr? Its more likely than you think
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This post is the hardest I've laughed in days XDD
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