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Let’s start small and simple! What’s your favorite color?

My favorite color is either black (yes it technically is a “lack of color” but it’s freaking pretty sometimes okay?) or this one really specific shade of blue

Also the entire rainbow when it’s together, but I don’t think that counts 😅

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Favorite Natshig meeting trope?

Ranking them from my least favorite to my favorite:

Accidental gamer buddies are hilarious. Natsuo’s inevitable freakout when they meet up in person and he finds out the truth is always so funny, and Shiggy’s just like “so…you’re kind of hot, want to go out with me?”

I love the whole “I found this crusty feral villain bleeding out in an alleyway, guess I better take him home!” scenario because it’s just himbo Natsuo being a dumbass and somehow gaining a boyfriend who’s the most wanted criminal in the country.

Them meeting because Natsuo found out Dabi was Touya and chased him down is also always great. Identity reveals are awesome and Shiggy’s always such a little shit about it. “You didn’t tell me you’re a Todoroki? Oh, and this is your little brother? What if I just… flirt with him in front of you to piss you off… wait shit I’m actually catching feelings fuck-”

The one I usually go with in my own fanfictions is that they met at a college party. Natsuo was there either because his friend invited him or because it’s at his college, whichever makes more sense depending on the timeline (I usually say that Natsuo was in his last year of high school and his friend invited him because that puts them together before Shigaraki is a wanted villain and, to me at least, gives him more of a reason to stay together when he finds out what Shiggy’s been attacking his little brother’s class). Shiggy is usually there to steal food, and it makes for so many awkward meetings.

There’s one that a like a little bit more than the one I usually use, though…

Villain!Natsuo. Just… Villain!Natsuo. He joins the League of Villains early on to finally get revenge on Endeavor for Touya’s “death,” or maybe he joins because Endeavor finally pushes him too far with his whole “I’m going to not be abusive now that I’ve gotten exactly what I wanted” bullshit. He’s just a medic (even if it’s before he has a chance to go to any med school, even though he isn’t even majoring in anything relating to the type of doctor they’d need. He was always the family medic whenever things got bad with Touya, or Shoto, or even his mother when he found her crying once or twice, because Fuyumi was always crying too much to be helpful). In the process of getting his revenge, he becomes somehow just as dangerous as Shigaraki, not because of a quirk, not because of anything he himself has done, but because it’s become common knowledge that he somehow has the boss wrapped around his finger.

Villain!Natsuo is a top tier trope and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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What made you realize that NatShit is no longer just a “hehe” ship and more of a “this is my sun” ship?

I found it by complete accident when I was looking for a Dabihawks fanfiction (which was actually before I was even IN the fandom. I had minimal knowledge of BNHA, most of it was about the Todoroki family, but my friend sent me a link to one Dabihawks fanfiction and I just started reading them for fun). I was like “wait this is actually really cute.” And then I started actually watching the anime because I wanted to see how crack-ish the ship really was. The more I got a feel for Shigsraki’s REAL personality beyond just the fanon I was like “Damn, why do I love this more and more?” So shipping Natshig was a complete accident but it’s also why I actually got into the fandom in the first place!

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It has just occurred to me that I’ve never done any sort of “get to know the person behind the account” type thing, so I’m going to (very hesitantly) open my inbox for a minute.

Please keep it, like… PG-13.

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Dabi: So I guess we should get to know each other again… how’s your love life?

Natsuo: I’m seeing someone, but I really don’t want to tell you who

Dabi: Come on, don’t be a pussy. Just rip the bandage off

Natsuo: It’s Shigaraki

Dabi, choking: Put the bandage back on

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So I was using a bunch of OTP prompt generators for a fanfiction I’m doing (I literally need 190 prompts so it’s safe to say I’ve been a through a fair amount of generators) and

The way this is just how Natshig is portrayed in every single piece of content the crackshippers have ever made-

Bonus:

Person A is Shigaraki, person B is Natsuo, and person C is Dabi

(that second one was from somewhere on here and I can’t remember where because I’ve been though so many prompts so if someone finds it, please tag them or something so they can be credited for their OTP prompts!)

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⚠️POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 336⚠️

I did a thing (it’s not explicitly Natshig but it’s the same concept as almost every Natshig fanfic/au ever so…)

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First thing: I AM NOT DEAD! I’m in high school and that has been absolutely kicking my ass, I was in my school play which took up a lot of time, and I just came out of a three month period where I spent all my time writing, which didn’t leave me any time to post here.

I will probably be going back into another writing period, meaning no/very few incorrect quotes, little fanarts, memes, headcanons, etc. This story, however, is one I’ve been planning since December (the plan was to have it done so I could post it on my 16th birthday, which did not work out), and since it’s Natshig, I thought I’d share the outline I have for it!

The title will be kept secret until it’s posted, though I doubt anyone cares. Feel free to take a guess based on the acronym I’ve given, though!

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I’m going to try a thing: here are a bunch of my comfort ships from 10 different fandoms that I’ve been obsessed with at some point in the past year (although I’ve only been into one of them since last week-)

1) Natshig (bnha, if you follow this blog you better know what Natshig is even though it’s a crackship)

2) Otayuri (Yuri on Ice)

3) Asanoya (Haikyuu)

4) Spideypool (Marvel comics)

5) Entrapdak (She Ra)

6)Garnet (Steven Universe)

7)Bubbline (Adventure Time)

8) Tecna x Musa (Winx Club [do they actually have a ship name???])

9) Bribelle (Ever After High)

10) Wuko (Legend of Korra)

What does all this tell you about me?

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Dabi, angrily throwing the door to Shigaraki’s room open: AHA! YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!

Natsuo and Shigaraki: *sitting on the bed playing Minecraft*

Shigaraki: We are? Natsuo, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put the game down

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LOV (+ Hawks and Natsuo) as Things That Were Said In My Social Studies Class

Kurogiri, locking someone out of the bar: NOBODY LET THEM BACK IN!

Shigaraki: *dancing violently to the Tetris theme song*

Dabi: Why bother with physical abuse when emotional abuse is better because the scars are deeper and cost more to fix

Toga: She might shank you

Twice: I thought that was like a mime

Spinner: So you wanna see my toes?

Mr Compress, in a demonic voice: Pay attention to MEEE!!!!

Magne: *arguing about Gatorade for 15 minutes*

Natsuo, out of nowhere: Do you like chili?

Hawks: Wait why the fuck are their titties out-

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Crack idea: Those tiktok POV’s where your soulmate controls your choices but it’s Natshig and Natsuo just completely screws up with the suggestions.

Choices: become a hero // attempt to overthrow society as a whole

Natsuo, not even realizing there’s a choice: OH MY GOD A FREAKING BUG!!!! *tries to swat the bug and accidentally picks overthrow society*

Shigaraki: I suddenly feel the urge to kill All Might

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*Natsuo and Spinner arguing about something (you decide about what because I don’t really know)*

Natsuo: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Spinner: What’s up your ass this morning?

Shigaraki, walking in: Hey, assholes

Spinner: Oh, nevermind

Dabi: *chokes on his food*

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Natsuo: Hey, Tomura, are you a painting…?

Natsuo: …because I’d like to nail you against a wall

Shigaraki: Oh thank god. I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang me

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Shoto knows Natsuo is with Shigaraki so he asks Natsuo if he knows why Shiggy was mad at Kaminari.

Natsuo: Yeah, apparently they were married in a video game and the kid stole all their stuff

But Bakugo is being Bakugo in the background on Shoto’s end so what Shoto ACTUALLY hears is:

“Yeah, apparently they were married [*explosions* FUCK YOU, DEKU!] and the kid stole all their stuff.” He just completely misses the “in a video game” part and is shocked with the knowledge that his classmate was apparently married to a villain.

He saves this misheard idea for the next time the villains attack. Shigaraki is busy trying to kill Midoriya (what else is new?) and Shoto walks up behind him and calmly slaps him in the face.

Shigaraki, whirling around: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!

Shoto: Because you married a child.

The entire fight just stops and everyone is trying to process this but of information.

Shigaraki: …what-

Shoto: My brother said you married Kaminari.

Shigaraki: married Kamin… HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A VIDEO GAME! DID HE NOT CLARIFY THAT? ALSO HOW DID HE FIND OUT?!

Dabi: I may have told him

Shigaraki: …

Aizawa: This explains so much…

Shigaraki: Do you really think I’m a child predator…? 

Dabi: I mean, you are dating someone a lot younger than you…

Shigaraki: IT’S TWO YEARS, STFU DABI

The pro heroes were called in as backup when the fight started and got there just in time to witness this chaos.

Endeavor: Wait why would my son know about what Shigaraki does anyway?

Shigaraki, trying to come up with an excuse that keeps Natsuo out of trouble: … We’re game husbands in another game

Toga: Game husbands without the game

Shigaraki: SHUT UP, TOGA! WE’RE NOT MARRIED!

Toga: Yet

Shigaraki: And we never will be-

Kurogiri: Shigaraki Tomura, even All For One himself knows you two are going to get married someday.

Shigaraki: …

Endeavor, dropping to the ground: What has my life come to? Why is my son trying to marry a villain?

Ranking these auto fill options:

Shigaraki x Natsuo: I love how well Google knows me

Shigaraki: My simp ass has definitely looked this up a bunch of times

Shigaraki x chapstick: The new best Shiggy ship. Sorry Natsuo, Shiggystick for life (/j)

Shigaraki x Denki: I will literally beat anyone who ships that and skin them alive with a veggie peeler. Real talk here, I’m not one to get involved in ship wars, and I love crackship as much as anyone (obviously!) but there is a stark difference between shipping a 20-21 year old and a 19 year old and shipping that same 20-21 year old with a 15-16 year old. Let’s use some common sense here, people.

Shigaraki fanart: YES GIVE ME ALL THE SHIGGY FANART

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Wait no because this would be absolutely hilarious. Thank you for this glorious idea-

Shigaraki, with a fake username: I’ll give you money I stole from my father who illegally surprise adopted me

Denki, suspicious: What do I have to do in return?

Shigaraki: I need a partner for-

Denki: I’m 16 dude

Shigaraki: What?

Denki: What?

Shigaraki: …nO NOT LIKE THAT! I already feel like I’m pushing it with my 19 year old boyfriend

Denki: Oh. What did you mean then?

Shigaraki: I need a new gaming partner

Denki: Oh. So I just have to play games with you?

Shigaraki: Yes.

Denki: Sure, why not?

Denki: Wait… this isn’t going to be like Squid Game games, right?

Shigaraki, muttering: holy shit this kid is so stupid-

Shigaraki: NO, DUMBASS! VIDEO GAMES!

Denki: Cool. Hey, do you have Roblox? Because I want to buy new stuff for my avatar

Shigaraki: … yeah, what’s your user?

Denki: chargebolt_hero

Shigaraki: …wAIT DO YOU GO TO UA?!

Denki: Yeah…? Anyway, what’s your user? I’ll add you as a friend

Shigaraki: … handy_dusty_boi

Denki: …wait

Denki: sHIGARAKI?!

Shigaraki: …

Denki: …are you going to accept my friend request or not?

Shigaraki: …

Shigaraki: Sure-

Ranking these auto fill options:

Shigaraki x Natsuo: I love how well Google knows me

Shigaraki: My simp ass has definitely looked this up a bunch of times

Shigaraki x chapstick: The new best Shiggy ship. Sorry Natsuo, Shiggystick for life (/j)

Shigaraki x Denki: I will literally beat anyone who ships that and skin them alive with a veggie peeler. Real talk here, I’m not one to get involved in ship wars, and I love crackship as much as anyone (obviously!) but there is a stark difference between shipping a 20-21 year old and a 19 year old and shipping that same 20-21 year old with a 15-16 year old. Let’s use some common sense here, people.

Shigaraki fanart: YES GIVE ME ALL THE SHIGGY FANART

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Ranking these auto fill options:

Shigaraki x Natsuo: I love how well Google knows me

Shigaraki: My simp ass has definitely looked this up a bunch of times

Shigaraki x chapstick: The new best Shiggy ship. Sorry Natsuo, Shiggystick for life (/j)

Shigaraki x Denki: I will literally beat anyone who ships that and skin them alive with a veggie peeler. Real talk here, I’m not one to get involved in ship wars, and I love crackship as much as anyone (obviously!) but there is a stark difference between shipping a 20-21 year old and a 19 year old and shipping that same 20-21 year old with a 15-16 year old. Let’s use some common sense here, people.

Shigaraki fanart: YES GIVE ME ALL THE SHIGGY FANART