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It was me. no...... It wasnt me......
it was something else
i'm back, y'all
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me when the ████
how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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jarvis, bite this person's head off like an apple
hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world
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Google, bite this guy's head off with an apple
"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.
I dont want people to find this
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very challenging........
i'll pass..

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Chester the chip Liveleak footage
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…- .- --. .- / .. … / -.-. --- -- .. -. --.
theres a guy that keeps reblogging from me and and adding nothing
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Hey guys!, i've been reincarnated as a bee after being eaten alive by the crows! i can finally fly free! yippie!
Just now I realised you were speaking in standard galactic and not random funny bullshit, and I feel enlightened to the true meaning of your blog
ꖎᒲᔑ𝙹, ⊣ꖎᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ∴ᔑᓭ ᒷリꖎ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ᒷリᒷ↸
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FUUUUUCK YOU! ☞︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ⧫︎♋︎⍓︎●︎□︎❒︎ ⬧︎⬥︎♓︎♐︎⧫︎
MAY THE CROWS BE APON YE!
*the crows go after me instead*
WAIIIT
WHATS GOING ON I'M SCARED.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Me when the birds stop pecking at my organs as i lay there nearly dead (this will never happen, and I will never escape)
I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE
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HELL NAH! i dont wanna be this fucker!
Im gonna be defeated by ness or something
spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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And there's Johnny Rash, similar to Johnny cash
do you like Chonny Jash (not to be confused with Johnny Cash)
COMPENDIUM IS CHARMING AND CHAOS
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*Literally dead on the ground with crows pecking at my arms and flies*
⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ↸ᔑ|| ᓭ⚍ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᔑᓭᓭ
⊣𝙹𝙹↸リ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣
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*stuck in a birds next, with birds pecking at my eyes* HELP OH GOD OH JESUS OH MY GOD THIS HURTS OH FUCK OW JESUS STOP PLEASE OW OH GOD
ʖ∷𝙹 ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリ╎リ⊣ ╎リ ||𝙹⚍∷ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣
Mhm. Gotcha.
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QUICK! HELP ME, THEY'RE TAKING ME!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gets swooped away by birds*
Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)
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∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリ╎リ⊣?!
Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)
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