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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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Wage slave markiplier considered nsfw

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Absurdly good framing and composition for this photo. This should be in a fucking museum. This should be in history books.

The lighting creating an almost pop-art uncanny valley effect on Trump that gives him the look of a comic book villain, highlighting his brozer more than I've ever seen it and giving his clothing an oversaturated look.

Trump's long shadow draping over the Capitol building, a spectre who looms larger than the actual man himself, casting a haunting effect.

His cronies lurking in the shadows, at attention.

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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

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Stunning opal find from Mintabie, South Australia!

Photo: South Australian Opal Traders

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I frequently lose my mind over the australian lungfish because look…

that is cats. That is kitty cats. Look at their faces… “:3”

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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these are KILLING me